Dear Santa,
As I'm sure you know I have been a really good girl this year. I didn't kick that girl's ass that was blowing up my chickens in the oven at work, I didn't even get ulgy with that lady that no matter how thin I cut her cold cuts they just aren't thin enough. I'm sure you know I wanted to. Being that I didn't go postal at work or send out hate email to headquarters would you please place under my tree A GOOD MAN!
Santa I want a man that will hold me when I've had a bad day. Someone who will surprise me with flowers at work or send me text messages of sweet nothings just to let me know at that moment they thought of me. A good man that will love me for me and not what is under my cloths. One that will love kids and could put up with Linnea cause we all know she is me all over again. A good knowledge of Horror is a plus cause we will need something to watch together. Being that I'm scared of the dark he has to like holding me tight at night and check for the boogie man when I'm scared. Santa when you go looking for my man remember that it isn't the size of the wallet it is the size of the heart that matters. Good luck finding this gift for me I know I've looked for years.
Thanks for taking the time to read this Santa for I know you are really busy this time of year.
I will have cookies for you and grain for the raindeer waiting Christmas eve.
Much Love,
Rachel
P.S. Linnea asked me to remind you about that Panic at the Disco CD but you really don't have to bring it, think of it as an extra gift for me.
