A man hates his wifes cat so much he decides to get rid of it. One day he puts the cat in his car and drives 20 miles and throws the cat out. As he returns home and is talking to his wife the cat walks into the house.
The next day he puts the cat in the car again and drives 40 miles and throws the cat out again.Same thing....he returns home and the cat walks into the house.
The next day he decides to drive THREE HOURS and throws the cat out of the car and leaves.
Fifteen minutes later he calls home and says:
Darling is the cat home?
Wife:Yes he is!
Husband:Can you put him on the phone?I drove to far and can't find my way home!
