one day a guy was walking down the beach taking his regular stroll and he walks by this log a huge log as he passed it there is this faint cry so he walks toward the log and see's this female with no arms and no legs.
so he asked her what was wrong and she replied well sir with the way i am and the position i have been in i never been hugged before he responded (i can take care of that)so he reaches down and hugges her.
he starts to walk away and she cries just a little louder and he walks back quickly(are you ok miss)he asked in a hurry she said well you see it is depressing because i also never been kissed before well this gentleman was getting agravated and says(ok i can help you)so he reaches down and kisses her on the cheek.
so he turned around and walks away he gets about 20 feet away and can hear her bawling her eyes out he rushed over in a hurry and with a panting breath he says(ok now whats wrong i hugged and kissed you what now?).
she said well with the way i am ive never really been fucked before he turned with a thought a smile so wide came to his face as he picked her up and walked to the water and 6 steps in the lake he dropped her and yelled out (THERE NOW YOUR FUCKED).