A Retired older man joins a very exclusive nudist
colony. On his first day there he takes off his
clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite
blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an
erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over
to him and says, "Did you call me?" The man replies,
"No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new
here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you
get an erection, it implies you called for me."
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming
pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her
and happily lets him have his way with her.
Later, the man continues to explore the colony's
facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down,
he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers
out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for
me?" says the hairy man. "No, what do you mean?" asks
the newcomer. "It's a rule that if you fart, it
implies that you called for me." The huge man easily
spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his
way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where
he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist.
"May I help you?" she asks. The man yells, "Here's
my membership card. You can have the key back and you
can keep the $500 membership fee."
"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a
few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our
facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 63 years old. I
only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a
day. I'm outta here!
