1 . Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2 . Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3 . If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4 . If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5 . Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6 . Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7 . Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8 . Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9 . Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10 . Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11 . Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12 . Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13 . Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14 . Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15 . Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16 . If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17 . If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18 . If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19 . If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20 . Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21 . Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22 . Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23 . How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24 . Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25 . Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26 . Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
27 . Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks .