The phone rings and the lady of the house answers..
"Hello?"
"Mrs. Sanders please."
"Speaking."
"This is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Labratory. When your doctor sent in the biopsy for your husband last week, another biopsy came in from another Mr. Sanders. We are uncertain which biopsy belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way, the results are not very good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously...
"Well one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful. Can you do the tests again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
"Normally we can, but the new healthcare system will only pay for these expensive tests one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The folks at ObamaCare suggest you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town and if he finds his way home, don't sleep with him!"