A reporter decided that he was going to write an article on a local nursing home for old comedians. He made an appointment to take a tour of the facility. While he was there in the common room there were five retired comedians sitting around yelling out numbers and laughing. One would yell out "92" and everyone would start guffawing very loudly. Another would yell out "75" and more laughter would occur and one of them fell off the chair he was sitting on and began to roll around on the floor. The reporter was puzzled by this behavior, went to the director of the facility and asked him what was going on. The director explained that these comedians knew all the jokes and numbered them. So rather than telling the jokes the yell out the numbers. The reporter says "That sounds interesting. Can I join in?" The director says "Sure, let me introduce you to them." The director takes the reporter over to the comedians. The comedians say "Let's hear what you got." The reporter says "13" and the room was silent. The reporter asked "What Happened?" One of the comedians said "You didn't tell it right."
