Benefits Of Liaisons With Older Men
By
Your Hardness
Being a senior sexual stud, I have an observation and a few questions for all of you women out there. I guess that I had better include our gay friends too or I'll be accused of being a bigot. Hell, when I was going to school they didn't teach us how to be politically correct so just forgive the shit out of me.
As I was saying, I have observed that most ladies on this and other sites tend to steer clear of older men. I have thought about this for some time and I have come to a few conclusions. Needless to say they are not scientific and they are mine alone but here they are:
The reasons ladies avoid older men:
1. In most cases we are married.
2. We have been around long enough that if we start getting a hard time from one of you girls, we just kiss it off and cut out. We know there are just some things that pussy can't cover up.
3. We are not, in most cases, thank goodness not in my case, the greatest physical specimens.
4. I'll just leave this blank for I want you ladies to fill in a few of these stipulations.
Now the reasons why we senior studs should be considered:
1. Our dicks don't get hard, as fast and we don't cum as quick. Therefore, we like foreplay as well as you girls do.
2. In most cases we are much more considerate. Sometimes we even bring our own condoms and occasionally we know that these episodes can get a little messy so some of us even remember to bring a towel to clean up.
3. We are generally good for just one episode a night so all the girls with jobs can still get a good night's sleep and be fresh for work the next day.
4. With our enlarged prostates we gentlemen are generally up before day break and on occasion I have started the coffee and cooked breakfast for my lover as a token of my sincere appreciation for an especially good evening.
Hell, if we don't have to get home to early we have been know to wash the dishes, vacuum the rooms and start the laundry for you before we leave. You know that after all those years of being married we are pretty well house broken and if nothing else we will do these things out of habit.
4. Once more, you lovely hot-holes list a few more benefits in this space. With our memories shot to hell, we older, wiser and sometimes richer bastards need to refer to these cues so that we can still feel that we contribute to the world's debauchery.
Your Hardness,
Andalusia, Alabama
