Ced: how ya’ll doin tonight
Doylle: doin well, and you?
Ced: doin okay, where ya from?
Doylle: Georgia
Ced: you from the south?
Doylle: yeah
Ced: I’ll take you like Grant took Richmond
Doylle: Sherman took Atlanta - haha
Aceshi: Sherman was a bloodthirsty bastard who killed thousands of innocent people
Ced: Sort of like GW Bush?
Aceshi: Why don’t you just shut up and play cards?
Ced: What an unkind thing to say
Aceshi: Just shutup
Ced: Where you from Aces?
Aceshi: Kentucky
Ced: Shut the fuck up, hillbilly
Doylle: Where you from Ced?
Ced: Well, I’m from the south too
Doylle: Yeah? Where?
Ced: South end of Cleveland
Doylle: Yankee mutherfucker
Ced: Fuckin hick
Aceshi wins the first hand with a nut flush.
Ced: Nice hand Aces
Aceshi: Thanks
Ced: Shut the fuck up hillbilly
Aceshi: You shutup
Ced: How’s the corn crop doin?
Aceshi: Why don’t you just shutup?
Ced: Next time, scrape the manure off your boots before you take a seat
Straight to the queen. Ced wins the second hand.
Ced: What happened? I wasn’t watchin
Aceshi: Go screw yourself
Ced: And the crowd goes wild.
Aceshi: Fuck you
Ced: <-- smiles and nods modestly to the audience.
Aceshi: You’re an idiot
Ced: I fart in your general direction.
