Hello, Stonehenge! Who takes da Pandorica takes da Universe! But, sucko news everyone, 'cause guess who! Ha! Except, yinz lot, yinzes alls whizzing abaht, it's rilly very distracting. Could yinz alls jest stay still a minute cuz ahz talking! Now, da question fer da our is, "Who's got da Pandorica?" Answer: I do. Next question: "Who's coming to take it from me?" Come on, looky at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and sumpin else I don't have: anything to lose! So, if yinzes sitting up air in yinzes silly little space ships wit alls yinzes silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking da Pandorica tonight, jest remember who's standing in yinzes way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, annan, annaN, do da smart ting! Let somebody else try first.