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Perhaps a squirrel??
created @ 03/5/2007 06:49 pm
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Hey everyone. I need some help figuring this out. Last night at about three a.m. I was standing on my front porch having a cigarette. I live in the woods far from any sign of civilization. Chillin' and minding my own business, after all it was three in the morning. Low and behold I hear a huge farting noise, no lie. I think I would have noticed if it was me and to my knowledge it wasn't. Now it was a clear night and there were no other noises. My question is what the hell was it? I'm hoping it was some kind of woodland creature with flatulence, but what if it was a burglar or some freak waiting in the bushes for me to go to bed so he/she/it could vandalize my house?
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