Recently my phone has been ringing so much I have gotten a case of Phantom Phone Syndrome. The symptoms are simple, you hear your phone ringing all the time, even when it isn't. Its not tennitus, because its not a constant ringing, its just an occasional: "Is that my phone?"
I think I may need some form of radical cure, one that consists of staring at boobs. I think that may be a shock to my system and get me back to normal.