The Pyrate Reverend's blog: "Pirate Ramblings"

I love snow! But one of my jobs really sucks when it snows. I work at a roadside assistance business and when it snows I am super busy. Granted I only dispatch the runs (I love telling people where to go) but it keeps me busy. Every one else in Indiana seems to complain about the snow. I love to drive, walk and play in the snow. I guess that is one of the reasons my friends call me a polar bear. Such is life! Let it snow, let it snow, let is snow!!!!!!

Some people might think by reading my first blog that I might be an alcoholic. This is as false a statement any one could make about me. I am in fact a drunkard. I even have the pirate flag and subscription to prove it. You see, I was at a local magazine shop looking for something "different" to read. My ex-girlfriend turned me onto some "conspiracy" theory type magazines that I found fun and entertaining. But I almost dropped my jaw when I saw my ALL TIME FAVORITE magazine. THE MODERN DRUNKARD! I picked up a copy and read it then got online and found the online version. That's when I found out that I could have it sent directly to my house and they even had their own pirate flag. Being somewhat of a pirate myself. I just HAD to buy it. If any one is interested the web address is: www.drunkard.com

I am a professional drinker! I've been paid in drinks, been paid while drinking and actually been given money to drink. Therefore, I am a professional drinker!