Scotland
Land of the Loch Ness Monster, is she real?
Who really cares how others feel
She is Scottish whether Myth or fact
Like Whiskey also, and thats no act
Have you seen our Lochs,green hills to the shore
We have it all and so much more
There's the kilt and whats worn below
If he is a true Scot, lift it and you will know
A fearsome beast lives there worse than Nessie
If he wears pants he is a big Jessie
Scots people will welcome you all the time
And if you don't get a dram then thats a crime
