The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert.They set up their tent and soon are fast asleep.
Some hours later,the Lone ranger wakes his faithful friend....''Tonto look up at the sky and tell me what you see.''
Tonto replies,Me see millions of stars....''What does that tell you asks the Lone Ranger?''
Tonto ponders for a minute....."Astronomically speaking it tells me that there are millions of gallaxies and
potentially billions of planets." Astrologically speaking,it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.Time wise it appears
approximately a quarter past three."Theologically,it seems evident that the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.''Meteorologically,it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.''
What it tell you Kemo Sabe?The lone Ranger is silent for a moment,then he speaks.''Tonto,you dumbass
someone has stolen our tent!''
