Eat right, exercise & abstain from alcohol so we can live a long, unhappy life
I told an inmate to "kick rocks" today as he walked away he said he had never heard a cop say that before. Hell Fish!
Do women really care about penis size? Studies show that woman like a well endowed man. This is generally defined as larger than 3.5 inches. Other studies indicate the average penis size is 6 inches. So why do a lot of guys lie about what they are packing.
I went to the Panda for lunch today & while getting out of the car I see a pair of black lace panties on the ground. REALLY!? What kind of whore loses her panties at Panda Express?
I find it funny to see all these status updates in which people say how bored they are. If you are bored FUCKING DO SOMETHING! Bored people are usually boring people.
1 question
1 chance.
1 honest answer.
Thats all you get.
You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX)
Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is.
No catch.
But I dare you to repost this.
And see what people ask you
The best thing about summer is short shorts. I like the way on some girls the bottom of their ass cheeks are visible.
I eat pussy as well as any girl.
A skinny little bitch to be my whore.
If the profile pic is of a teen girl taking a picture in the bathroom mirror and she only has one picture it is a FAKE ASS profile. Girls that take bathroom mirror pics take and post them by the dozen.