1 . Morality is doing what is right . No matter what you are told . Religion is doing what your told . No matter what is right .
2 . If you are an idiot . Please practice safe sex !
3 . Don't blame your obesity on a dysfunctional thyroid . That just makes you look Fat and Retarded .
4 . SEX backwards ... XES .... means 666 in roman numerals . You should just call it fucking like I do .
5 . Christianity has Pagan DNA . .....
6 . I've seen the your church . Ive seen the steeple . I've went inside and met all the people . Think I'll teach my children about God myself .
7 . Stupidity is a fatal disease . I'm 2 seconds from killing your dumbass .
8 . Save the trees , Wipe your ass on a beaver .
9 . As soon as I learn to fly . I'm shitting on the first bird I see .
10 . If your incapable of intelligent thought . Your not allowed an opinion .
11 . Your right men....... I should be in the kitchen .......................with all the sharp abjects=o)
12 . Whores are saving humanity , One swallow at a time !
13 . What if the hokey pokey was what it was all about??
14 . Some one tell me where to find Jesus he's hiding again.....
15 . If your stereotypes are correct . Then I am black . I like fried chicken and watermelon too .
16 . If a fat chick fell in the woods , would the trees laugh ?
17 . I have Breast and I will use them to even out all the inequalities between our sexes !!
18 . Jesus save me from your followers .
19 . Ask yourself WWCD - What would Chuck do?
20 . Women ....... Do we want to elect a woman that forgives her husband , for cheating ? Or a woman who will cut off his penis and throw it out the window ? Lorena Bobbitt 2008!
I JUST WANNA BE A PEARL N THE BUTT BEAD NECKLACE OF LIFE .
WHAT DO U GET WHEN U CROSS BREED A CAT WITH A DOG.....A COG BUT DO IT TO A TURTLE AND A BIRD AND U GET A TURD .
I GET TOLD THAT IM A MAN HATING BITCH . I THINK THEY ARE ALL BITCH HATING MEN . FUGGERS
IM SO BORED RIGHT NOW . EVER FEEL SO BORED UR BODY GOES NUMB ? I THINK IM ON ENERGY SAVE .
I LIKE TO GO INTO NON-SMOKING AREAS N SMOKE . WHEN SOME ONE TELLS ME I SHOULDNT BE SMOKING N THERE I TELL THEM TO BUTT OUT .
MY DAUGHTERS WANNA BE PRINCESSES , BUT THE REAL POWER IS IN POLITICS .
I BELIVE IN REINCARNATION , JUST N HOPES THAT ALL THE NAZI SKINHEADS ASSHOLES , ARE REINCARNATED INTO THE HAMPSTERS THAT GET SHOVED UP PERVERTS ASSES .
SMILE ASSHOLES!
