"Miss Ida May Johnson, a smokin' hot new teacher, at Buttwiler High School put up posters saying, "Boys this Saturday come come to the gym and I will measure your Sexual IQ! Girl's your date is next Saturday!" That Saturday the gym was crowded with, Jr and HS, guys their girl friends kept outside by the bouncer joking, laughing, and talking amognst themselves! They started laughing at and wondering, was he trachers husband/boyfriend, about an older man sitting silently in the background when one guy stood up saying, "That's Big Bubba! Hey man!" And the man tipped his beer at the kid! All of a sudden the doors opened and Miss Ida entered, papers held to her ample breasts! She asked for silence as she started handing out tests and pencils, guys got quiet when she came near then started yacking again! Big Bubba coming back from a cigarette saw her pointing at kids, in the front row, laughing! He went over, smacked one upside the head then another! The gym fell silent then as Ida May announced, "Ok thank you Johnathan! Now this test is timed y'all have 15 minutes to do it, print your names in top row, when you finish pass the tests to the end of the aisle, keep on sitting! I will add up and have grades ready Monday! OK start now, and NO TALKIN'!" Here are the questions;"
Redneck Sexual IQ Test
A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False
Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False
Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False
A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False
A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False
Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False
Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False
Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False
Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False
Fetus is a character on Gun smoke. True or False
An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False
A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False
An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False
A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False
An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False
A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. True or False
Pornography is the business of making records. True or False
Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. True or False
"As the boys were filing out, grumbling about the wait, Donny Smith, who recognized Big Bubba in the beginning, started walkin' over to him! Miss Ida looked at him then got Johnathon's nod that it was alright so she let him pass! Donny went up to Bubba and asked, "Man can I ask ya a question?" Bubba nodded! "These tests don't mean nothin' right? But I'm curious did you take and what did you get on the test?" Drinkin' his last beer Bubba looked at Donny and said, "Nah I neva took the test! The teacher said, my 12 inch dick was too much to add! So she... Shush up here she comes!"
