We have enjoyed all the redneck jokes for years.
It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values their home,
family, country and God.
If I had to stand before
a dozen terrorists who
threaten my life,
I'd choose a half dozen
or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns
and grit --
that's what rednecks
are made of.
I hope I am one of those.
If you feel the same,
pass this on to
your redneck friends.
Ya'll know who ya' are...
You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be
offended by the phrase,
"One nation, under God."
You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about
seeing the 10 Commandments
posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if:
You still say "Christmas"
instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when
someone prays.
You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand
over your heart when they play
the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if:
You treat Viet Nam vets
with great respect,
and always have.
You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned
an American flag.
You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so,
no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders
and expect your kids
to do the same.
You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar
to a friend.
If you got this email from me,
it is because I believe that you,
like me, have just enough
Red Neck in you
to have the same
beliefs as those
talked about
in this email.
God Bless the USA!