TEXAS GIRLDIRTYSOUTHCREW's blog: "RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS"

Every woman has lost her way at one time or another in her life...the hardest thing for her to do is find her way back..to bring down the walls and let someone in...she has to be the pilar of strength in her darkest hour and the rock of gibraltor at her weakest moment...she has to be the cheery clown when tears are threatening....and the sexy playmate when sick as a dog....this is a montage for the women of the world that has lost who they are and has found their way back....

Be sure to read P. S. at the bottom. To my darling husband, Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XXX ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

This is dedicated to everyone who has ever been embarrassed by a child's words or action. My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked, and he said "No". I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I don't have any clothes with me. "Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just knew that he must have had, because the smell was getting worse. So...........I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and sprea! d ! his cheeks and yelled.... ..."See MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!' While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified......but some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!! I know you can relate!!! Pass this fun story to your friends!!

A young man shopping in a supermarket Noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him . Pleased that he had brought A little sunshine into someone's day, He went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said You'd be paying for her things, too." Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!

IDOLS RIP McCAYLA YOU BEAUTIFUL ANGEL

THIS ONE IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM ALL OF THE OTHERS THAT I HAVE DONE..THIS HAS BEEN A HARDER ONE TO DO THAN ANY OF THE OTHERS THAT I HAVE DONE..THEY ALL HAVE A PIECE OF ME IN THEM..BUT THIS ONE IS MORE ABOUT MY FEELINGS,AND HOW I FEEL ABOUT THINGS..IT IS A LONG ONE WITH A LOT OF MUSIC SET WITH IT..SO IF YOU'LL JUST BEAR WITH IT AND LISTEN THEN I THINK YOU WILL PROBABLY GET TO KNOW THE REAL ME..THATS WHY ITS BEEN SO HARD TO DO..ITS EASY WHEN YOU JUST PUT BITS AND PIECES OF YOU IN THINGS..BUT WHEN YOU TRY YO PUT THE WHOLE THING IN IT GETS HARDER..WHEN IT COMES TO FEELINGS ESPECIALLY..THE MEETING OF OLD FRIENDS AND NEW FRIENDS..THEY ALL HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART AND ALWAYS WILL HAVE..

I KNOW THIS IS REALLY EARLY BUT I JUST WANTED TO PUT THIS UP..I WILL BE ADDING MORE AS WE GET CLOSER..AND PLEASE IF ANYONE WANTS ME TO ADD TO THIS OR TO MY MOTHERS DAY ONE PLEASE JUST PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ALONG WITH THE PICTURE YOU WANT ME TP USE AND I'LL BE GLAD TO.. THANK YOU, TEXAS GIRL