TEXAS GIRLDIRTYSOUTHCREW's blog: "RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS"

This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes. The outgoing message: _____________________________________________________________ "Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection: ·To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 ·To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2 ·To complain about what we do - Press 3 ·To swear at staff members - Press 4 ·To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5 ·If you want us to raise your child - Press 6 If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -Press 7 ·To request another teacher, for the third time this year -Press 8 ·To complain about bus transportation - Press 9 ·To complain about school lunch program - Press 0 ·If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day! ·If you want this in Spanish, you must be in the wrong country.

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady. He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called. 4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground. 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring. Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

I'VE BEEN HAVING A MONDAY AND FRIDAY THE 13TH ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE DAY..ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU JUST WANT TO GO BURY YOURSELF SOMEWHERE.. HAS ANYONE EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE DAMMED DAYS THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO NOTHING FREAKIN TURNS OUT RIGHT? WELL MY DAY HAS JUST BEEN LOVELY SO FAR..NOT ONLY HAS IT BEEN SNOWING AND APPARENTLY ODESSA CLOSES DOWN FOR THIS WEATHER,BUT HEY I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT..SOME THESE IDIOTS AROUND HERE CAN'T DRIVE IN NICE WEATHER MUCH LESS BAD WEATHER...BUT MY INTERNET CONNECTION ISN'T WANTING TO WORK..I KEEP GETTING KICKED OFF..PEOPLE TELL ME ONE THING..THEN THEY TURN AROUND AND SAY THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE CRAP..SO FAR I HAVE TALKED TO 4 DIFFERENT DELIVERY SERVICES HERE 2 OF WHICH SAID THAT YES THEY WOULD DELIVER..THEN AFTER I SIT ON HOLD FOR OVER A HOUR AND GIVE THEM MY ORDER THEY CALL ME BACK AND SAY SORRY WE CAN'T DELIVER TODAY..NOW WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN A WHOLE LOT SIMPLER JUST TO SAY THAT TO BEGIN WITH? THEN AS IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH TRYING TO KEEP PEACE BETWEEN MY KIDS AND THEIR BOYFRIENDS ARE DRIVING ME FREAKIN BONKERS!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW I FEEL AS THOUGH THAT I'M DROWNING,IN A SEA OF COMPLETE IDIOTS AROUND HERE.. AND AS FAR AS THIS WEATHER GOES,DID I MENTION THAT I HATE COLD WEATHER? BECAUSE I REALLY DO.. OK SORRY I BITCHED LIKE THIS..BUT ITS EITHER DO THIS OR GO COMPLETELY BONKERS..HOPEFULLY TONIGHT WILL GO BETTER,IF NOT YA'LL WILL KNOW WHERE I'M AT..EITHER THE NUT HOUSE,OR RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME!!! WHICH IS A DISTINCT POSSIBILTY..

APPARENTLY THIS GUY HAS A PROBLEM..NOT SURE EXACTLY WHAT IT IS..WELL FOR ONE THING THIS IDIOT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL.. I JUST GOT A MESSAGE IN MY SHOUT BOX FROM HIM.. IT SAID...HEY SKUT..NOW I'M SURE HE PROBABLY MEANT SLUT.. NOW IF SOMEONES GOING TO CALL SOMEONE A SLUT THEY FOR ONE THING NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SPELL.. AND FOR ANOTHER THING THEY NEED TO GET A SLUT TO..I MAY BE A LOT OF THINGS BUT SLUT IS NOT ONE OF THEM..A BITCH YES,WHICH HE'S FIXING TO LEARN REAL QUICK.. FOR ANOTHER THING IF YOUR GOING TO DO THAT HAVE THE DAMMED BALLS TO PUT UP A PICTURE OF YOURSELF.. OH AND ANOTHER THING HE'S FRESHMEAT..HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ME.. .

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YES I DO KNOW THIS IS A MONTH EARLY AND ALL.BUT THE MONTH OF MAY I WOULD JUST AS SOON SKIP THIS YEAR..I LOST MY MOTHER ON MAY THE 17,1991 AND I LOST MY HUSBAND MAY 21,2006..SO I DID THIS EARLY FOR THAT REASON ALONE..I LOST MY 2 BESTFRIENDS IN THE SAME MONTH BUT YEARS APART..BUT I WANTED TO DO A MOTHERS DAY SHOW,BECAUSE OF MY MOM..SHE WAS A WONDERFUL PERSON,WHO I COULD TALK TO ABOUT ANYTHING..

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters. The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn't coming back to him, drove home and went to bed. he was awakened in the morning by a knock at the door, created by two more state troopers. "Are you Mr. Johnson?" the asked? He admitted that he was. "Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for driving under the influence?" Again, the man admitted that was he. "And what did you do then," the troopers asked." The man replied that he drove his car home and went to bed. "Where is your car now?" the troopers enquired. The man answered that it was in the garage. "May we see the car?" asked the troopers. The man answered, "Sure," and opened the garage. Inside the garage was the state troopers car.

I THINK FOR ONE THING THAT ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO WANT TO BLAME OTHERS WHEN IF THEY WANT THINGS TO CHANGE THEN GO VOTE OR IF YOU HAVEN'T SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES THEN ASK PEOPLE WHO HAVE SERVED BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING..AND HOW YOU CAN SIT THERE AND SAY THAT BUSH AND BLAIR ARE THE CRIMINALS IS BEYOND MY UNDERSTANDING..THEY DON'T TELL OUR SOILDIERS TO CUT OFF PRISONERS HEADS..NOW DO THEY? IF YOU THINK THAT THE BRITISH AND THE AMERICANS ARE IN THE WRONG THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO LIVE IN IRAQ OR IRAN? I HEAR ITS JUST LOVELY OVER THERE THIS TIME OF THE YEAR..BUT IF YOU STAY HERE THEN YOU SHOULD SUPPORT THE ONES WHO ARE FIGHTING FOR YOUR SAFETY AND FREEDOM..I ALSO WANTED TO ADD TO MY BLOG..THIS STUFF IT WOULD LET ME ADD IT ALL ON HIS PROFILE..BUT I THINK ITS FITTING NEVER THE LESS..





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