So, what's first?
God always come first right? lol
I take some and put them on a plane. I put a parachute on them, then I push them out over Africa. The should be forever grateful I gave them that trip to Africa. They should whorship me, and follow the arbritrarry rules I gave them, either before or after I push them out of the air-plane. They should be thrilled I gave them that oppurtuinity, that gift, and especially the fucking parachute. I did all that because I love them so much.
Now, if they break those rules, whatever I decied them to be, I'll be fucking pissed. I will defiantly make their lives hell, but they do have that free will to do what they want, they will just know if they do break those rules, it will be hell for them. Eventually inorder for me to be able to forgive these people, or that person for breaking my rules, I'll do something, so I guess I'm not all that cruel after all. I will send my only son over there so he can be tortured. Him being tortured will make it able for me to forgive that person as long as he believes I had to send my son over there to be tortured so I could forgive him. Who wouldn't be able to believe that anyway? He needs to be greatfull I was nice enough to send my son to be tortured, so I could forgive him for not following my arbritrarry rules after I forced him to be in Africa. He should also repent for breaking my rules in the first place.
More on rules now.
Rules that aren't "ok". I can't fire you, or not hire you because you are black, white, brown, a certain religion, or a certain age. You can't change those things, it wouldn't be fair.
Here's what I can do though. It is " ok " for me to tell someone who is black, and has brown eyes, how long their hair can be, or even what color it has to be, because they can change that. So, if you are a blonde, male, mormon with blue eyes, you have to have long hair. It's fair, because you can change how long your hair is. If you are a white female with brown eyes, then you have to have short hair, it's fair, because you can change the length of your hair. If you don't like the rules, just don't work for me, and if the rules change while you are working for me, then either follow the rules, or quit or get fired.
Oh, I forgot to mention fingernails. If you are a man, you mush paint your fingernails either pink, or purple. You can do that, just like you can shave or get a haircut. Which brings me to shaving. Men have to have a beard, and it has to be blue. If there is no possible way for you to grow a beard, talk to me and I'll make an exception granting you a waiver, or make an alternative option like you have to get your lip peirced. It's still ok, Yah, you can't change that you are a man, but you may be able to choose to grow a beard, and you can certainly choose to get your lip peirced. A ring is preferable, but a stud will suffice. You can even where a clear spacer thing if you want while you aren't at work. :)
