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If You're Not....A friend had this on there page as a picture and I just had to put it in a blog.
If you are not in love with a soldier, you can’t know adventure.
You don’t know smelly PT uniforms that require a daily washing.
You can’t understand green and brown camouflaged bags flooding your bedroom floor.
If you’re not in love with a soldier, you can’t understand the meaning of the phrase “Going to the field”
And the weeks you spend away from each other.
If you’re not in love with a soldier, you can never imagine the hole in your heart when the call comes
“Honey, I am leaving tomorrow to go overseas. I don’t know how long I will be gone or exactly where I am going, but I want you to know that I love you-always!”
If you’re not in love with a soldier, you don’t know what it’s like to say that final good-bye.
You don’t know what it really means to be glued to the television.
You don’t understand fear and you can’t possible understand the sleepless
Flagged Nsfw?I thought Fubar was an adult site, Myspace for adult so WTF is up with people flagging pics of me that I am wearing more the what a two piece swim suit would cover. I know what is NSFW and what isn't so for all you fuk head that keep flagging my pics please step up and explain why! I have NSFW pics and the ones you flagged are far from what I could post. You people that flag these pics need to just leave this site, find some church program on the T.V. and watch it, I think that would be more in your comfort zone.
I want to know why it is that an adult site would flag a photo that don't show anymore then what a tank top shows. If you think these flagging are B.S. let me know and for those who flag them talk to me, leave me a comment I would love to hear from you! And nothing again goin to church or watching it, I believe in a God myself but this is just B.S.
Doing Me!!!Now that I'm single, guys think that they have the chance to hook back up with me, like as if i don't need time to heal from my past relationship.... Sex is a good thing but it does not heal and mend your heart back together. I've come to the point that I'm not the same person that I used to be and changing for the better.People are just going to have to go with the flow of my new life because I'm not lowering my standards for you!!!! So NOW I'm just doing me...I don't need a man right away to be happy...I'm happy even though I am single. I'm a strong, independent woman waiting for My Boaz to come into my life. If you dont know who "Boaz" is look it up in the Bible...
Whyalright I am waiting they say bad shit always happens in 3's so i am waiting. First i get my heart handed back to me on a silver platter when i gave it away to a city boy with redneck tendencies cause them so called country boys kept giving it back, and then I get moved to a different shift at work making less money cause my supervisor dont like me what a bitch. Im trying to save so i can buy a house and i go and get put on a different shift ,,, damn women I tell ya.
And that dame male gender dont know a hole in the ground from there ass, geez ya give a man everything ya got and then they turn around and use the excuse "Ur just to bold for my personality" well i got one thing to say to that, go find yourself a city girl who wants you to do everything for them. Ah just screw it all I am going to do from now on is work raise my boys work on my truck buy another truck and get my ass back to school and become that diesel mechanic cause once i do then i wont need the male gender ill just
Being In FuloveIf you really have strong feelings for someone you have never met is this not real? only on the sole reason that you havent met them? i know it takes time to get to know each other see if you mesh but my real question is how do you fight these feelings for someone you know in your heart you will never have?
Not-so-random SurveyTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Adam
Birthday: February 26th.
Birthplace: Lowell, MA
Current Location: Work
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Bald, but strawberry/sandy blonde normally
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish/Polish/Seminole/French-Canadian/English/German/Austrian/Russian. Full blooded American baby!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Harley-Davidson boots
Your Weakness: Im a sucker for a pretty face and a mischievous spirit.
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Not terribly picky. No anchovies or olives though.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Gotcha
Your Best Physical Feature: Shoulders
Your Bedtime: Typically 11
Your Most Missed Memory: Sailing up the coast of Europe
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Whatever
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Swear: What the hell kind of fucking question
Free Music PlayersThis Blog has different type of players from different sites. Choose one ya might like if ya wanna sample just unmute the player and it will play1Club.FM : 93.1 The Beat (Miami)1Club.FM : Vybe Radio 107.1FM Channel1Club.FM : Breakbeat Mix-Sets
Show These Ladies Lots Of LoveHey all check out my sexy fu owners . The first one is Kitten . The second one is dj foxy The the third is Kerigirl4u and the fourth is BrandiCakez The fith and newest is Tracy (Shadowleveler). Make sure you show them lots of fu love . there are all sweethearts and the best friends anyone can have . so hit up there pages and rate , fan and add and bomb there pics . they deserve it . Thank you in advance .
♥Kitten♥ ♠Dirty Deeds Radio♠ ♣Owned by Yakuza♣@ fubar
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Kerigirl4you~Playmate@Forbidden/Exotic Dreams@ fubar
=*BrandiCakez*=*Owned by Tiger*=*Head Greeter @ Misfits Hangout*=*RR Member*=@ fubar
TRÄÇ¥ {§håÐðw Lêvêlêr †êåm LêåÐêr}þrðµÐl¥ ÖwñêРߥ ~♡~§ÚMMÈR~ & ÐJ~mmðµ§ê~Promoter @ ddr@ fubar
What A Gurl WantsPART 2 OF LIFE
life is like eating a tuna fish sandwich and chugging a bottle of vodka, shits bound to happen.
Life is like a computer. if you catch a virus, it’ll fuck your life up.
People love horses because donkeys are not all that great to look at. So the lesson is don’t be an ass.
Men. FYI. If you let your girl dress like a hoe don’t get mad when other guys start yelling, whistling and looking at her.
Men. FYI. You can’t turn a hoe into a house wife. But you can turn a housewife into a hoe.
Men. FYI. If you let your women take you shopping and pick out your clothes for you. YOU ARE PUSSY WHOOPED!!!!
Men. FYI. Its true if you treat women like the ladies they are they’ll stay around a little longer.
Men. FYI. Girls are looking for gangsta thugs. Women are looking for MEN.
Men. FYI. So she cooks, cleans, does your laundry and helps you pay the bills you leave her because she won’t do something nasty. Don’t complain now because the bitch you wi
Addictionby Gra mo chroi
You're my addiction,
what I crave with a burning desire,
what I dream about every night,
what I can't go a day without,
you're my addiction I can't live without.
You're the man I love with all my heart,
the name my heart says with every beat,
you're my every fantasy,
you're my every prayer come true,
you're the man that makes me complete.
You're a part of me like my heart is
and you flow through me like my blood,
this feeling I have for you
hasn't dimmed a bit over time
but grows brighter and stronger with the tears.
You're my addiction,
what I crave with a burning desire,
what I dream about every night,
what I can't go a day without,
you're my addiction I can't live without.
You're the embodiment of my every wish
and dim every fantasy I've had,
you're the man I can't see my future without
and the one that my children look like,
you're the one I'm with when I'm old.
It's you're voice that I have to hear each night
before I close m
Buy Me A Blast???Or a bling pack or auto's or even a happy hour and I will be your friend.
How fucking rediculous does this sound?? Yet it is all over here. I have been a member on here way back when it was lost cherry and cherry tap, and I dont remember people whoring themselves out like this. I knnow it has always happened but it was never this bad.
If you have private pics, leave them private. If you only let family members see them then good for you. But selling them on here to get a bling pack or whatever .... what the fuck?!
start a web porn site and make the money but stop the stupidity here!!! Or for 2 blasts and a vip I can be your friend too...........
Fubar SupportBelow is a list of some FuBar Support Blogs I have available. I have included clickable links, so they are easy to find. If you wish, you may link to any blog. Also, please repost so others can read this. (If you're short the 10 fubucks..i'll be happy to transfer it. :P)
Clearing Cookies and Cache
http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737
FU Marriage
http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/947796
Clickable Pics
http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/797493
How to Make Basic Skins
http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/695744
Simple HTML For Your Bulletins and Blogs
http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/576293
Downloading Fonts To Your Computer
http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/701349
SKINS-Ripping/Pasting Code/Generating
http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/567394
Site Navigation and Mumming for the New Members
http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/482649
Blocking and Unblocking...Your Options
http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/538359
There are many more site
She Is So Sweet To Have As A FriendTHCKNLUVIT IS SUCH A SWEETHEART AND A GOOD FRIEND TO HAVE SHE WILL HAVING YOU SMILING SHE ALL WAYS SHOWS LOVE BACK SO YOU FEEL FROGGY A/R/F THIS SWEETHEART.
~♡~Thcknluvit~♡~Sarge's Bad Girls~♡~@ fubar
K.i.d. Gutter Da GodIf it ain't about money and pussy it ain't about me i recently checked out some pics posted by a fu-friend of mine that made me think heavily about the socio-political state of this little planet called earth and i've come 2 the conclusion that the revolution so hoped for and covertly fought by the conscious proletariat is being lost, not to capitalism, but to the collective lack of sagacity and /or perspicacity.My question is this; where have all of the che guevaras, bar khokbas, dhu al quarnayns, and jonatha jacksons gone ??? I can't figure out how to put the pictures I saved to a file onto my fu-page.Somebody please help me.
Devious Pondwelcome to the overkeil!!! come one come all!!! hello all i am glad to be here this new you... hope you all have a good one... no resilutions for me... just hopes of peace and love to all...
Why???How come you have to be a size 0 to be beautiful? I would love to have a good self esteam. It's not too bad, but it could be better.
What should I do? I dont sit around and eat all day. I go to the gym, but it still doesn't make a difference in how I feel about myself.
I just want to feel pretty.
I hate those people that think that they have no flaws and think their shit dont stink.
It's those type of people who give others a complex.
Sorry if it sounds like im bitching, but i just needed to vent.
Smooches to all.
P.S Thanks for listening.
Why is it that no matter how nice you are to people, they just screw you over?
Dosen't anyone cherish their friendships anymore?
Smooches to all.
Feb 4th Surgerywell the last 5 months i been in and out of surgery and got the best care from my doctors
here is the link to one of my test those that have acid reflux should check into this
~*plagued*~plagued
dark twisted caverns
unraveling the way
traveling thru unwatched stations
never taking time to stop
does this journey end
or keep playing
like an over watched movie
time bends
unwinds
jaded
twisted
emotionless now
i speak to you
even if you don't hear my words
i have seen you in every light
now i see in the one that is right
unclouded
yet misted
it was you who was twisted
incomplete
yet seen as full
as you bleed
i watch you sleep
and i shall never wake you
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dark twisted caverns
unraveling the way
traveling thru unwatched stations
never taking time to stop
does this journey end
or keep playing
like an over watched movie
time bends
unwinds
jaded
twisted
emotionless now
i speak to you
even if you don't hear my words
i have seen you in every light
now i see in the one that is right
unclouded
yet misted
it was you who was twisted
incomplete
yet seen as full
as you bleed
~*faded*~darkness consumes a slowly weakened soul
breathing in aching whole
the tainted glass shatters
turns to shards on the cold wooden floor
still your tears fall
how can you feel when all is gone?
what you've said
what you've done
slowly fading into darkness
you have forgotten all that was right
none remember you as light
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JokesHow are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave. As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!" The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you
About Me Quizok i have decided to make a little quiz to see how well people know me here........
so here we go.....:
1. How long have i been on fubar?
2. What are the names of my 2 fu-protecters?
3. What is my favorite Marilyn Manson song?
4. Whats 3 things that you would describe me as ?
5. What do you think is one of my best features?
6. How Sexy Do you think i am?
yah i know thats not alot of questions but come on i just wanted to know what people's answers would be ....... so come one come all! and ill make a tag for ya just do your best :D
Wow! It's All About Me!Hi. I am actually very new to all of this, but I am rather enjoying myself.
N-E-way......
We all have our stories to tell, our memories, experiences, tragedies, success', hills (so to speak!) that we have conquered, So, what am I hear to say. What makes me different from everyone else out here blogging? Probably not much here on the outside, I am a beautiful, intelligent, obviously friendly woman, and I love to laugh and have fun (as don't we all).
As for the different part, I AM AMAZING!
Lost And Confusionthe sand was warm and soft,
shimmering glow of the water,
bouncing through her eyes.
waves of water slowly kissing our feet,
watching her eyes slowly flicker,
carressing her skin softly.
wanting to figure out who she was,
deeply reading the darkest blue eyes,
seeing the brightest blue flame.
holding her close as the night shivers in,
laying on our backs and watchig the last sunrise,
where the stars will not out last the day.
its one dream and a simple wish,
dreaming of a very beautiful night,
where are we when we are not here.
sleeping deep and lost in a room,
dreaming of what we should be pursuing,
happiness of life and finding what makes us us. lookiing deep within myself,
staring deep in my own existance,
crying inside and showing no tears.
fearing rejection and torment,
standing strong against winds of destruction,
willing myself to move on.
my sight is blocked by own darkend heart,
missing you and not knowing it,
never being missed by you,
Meet MeIf any of you lovely woman are ever in the raleigh NC area an would like to meet let me know...
A Firefighters GloveTOP TEN REASONS TO DATE /MARRY A FIREMAN
1. We handle our hoses everyday and their the biggest around.
2. When we do somethin we do it right and we go in deep.
3. We can spread and ram anything.
4. There is always a risk of having a fire in our pants.
5. Grabin and holdin chicks is part of our job.
6. We like to work in confined spaces.
7. To us...everything is better hot and steamy.
8. We always wear protection.
9. Were not afraid to do it in public.
10. We can discharge 700 gallons a minute from our large nozzles......can you?
A Firefighter’s Life!
A Firefighter's Life!
It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about.
You stay up for 16 hours
He's been for 48 straight
_________________________
You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
The rain in the middle of the interstate keeps him awake.
__________________________
You co
LocasindyHI PEOPS,JUST STOPIN SAYIN HI 2 ALL U GUYS OUT THERE,TRYIN 2 GET UP ON FUBAR PEOPS,YEHHHH:)
Fu StuffFiesty0ne & ~`Always`~ have HH Today! & AUTO 11's ON
Do You Have Some Time? Want To Level Fast?
Fiestys HH is 2PM FUTIME, ~`Always`~ HH is at 4PM FUtime
Fiesty0ne™Asst.Chief 2ndAlarmHotties™OwnerOfOwnedBy&FuEngaged 2 Picins420
~`Always`~Fub1tch of ~HCT~
Brought to you By :
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(repost of original by 'Picins420 Dir.Of Svcs 2ndAlarmHotties OwnedByOwnerOf&FuEngaged 2 Fiesty0ne' on '2009-01-14 09:00:25')
Archives Of The Forgotten: Vol 1 Straight Jacket Pyscho(carni breathing heavy in the background)
dr. - "is he strapped down tight"
employee 1 - "yes"
employee 2 - "yes"
dr. - "Good morning sir. How are you today hmmm don't worry bout about answering that. Today you will be going through a little thing i like to call questions and shock. what that means is every question u loose it on, you will be shocked. Ok let's get started tell me what you see when you look in the mirror, what is the in the mind of the man in the mirror.
1.)intro
2.)mind of the man in the mirror
3.)mental maze
4.)double edge sword
5.)apocalyptic meditation
6.)still standing
7.)PVP (playa vs playa)
8.)let's play
9.)know your limits (on my ankles)
10.)fan blades
11.)MSR
12.)forever
13.)outro(...cr)
*billyhill rap*
*reflections*
New Icp Photos To Look AtLife sucks! I live in my girlfriends Mom and Step-Dads place and every morning he's a fuckin Jerk, I can't get on low-income housing. I'm disabled to Drs. who say so but Government doesn't. But OFW I could be dead. Peace!!!
My Theory Of 9Ahhh...Today has simply reminded me that I need to get back to writing about my theory of the number 9...so keep looking for updates real soon...=)
I also feel that this may be the most beautiful day in history...at least on a personal level...=)...Nothing exceptional happened today...butI woke up
You Know You're Living In 2009 WhenYOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN 2009 WHEN
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9 " to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news or text
message.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors / Temps outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
.... and the real clinchers are...
13. You read this entire li
You Guys Take This Way To Seriously...So i rate you all a 1,2,3... and you all get pissed off... why? Its not like you win money... so what if you are highest rated, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK... and you say "oh well i have military friends"... If they have any sense they would probably laugh at you. I would. I DON'T GIVE TWO FLYING DOG SHITS IF YOU RATE ME A ONE... and if your 47 years old, keep the shirt please....
VentingWell i've have no one to talk to about this because no one cares because its not about their problems. I'm so sick of being everyones go to girl im not a miracle worker i have my own problems to worry about and frankly after 21 years I'm really tired of hearing about everyone's bullshit because im hurting and they don't care. So next time some one wants to talk about their bad day look else where because I'm not your girl. I don't really care about anyone's break up problems i mean apparently if you break up its pretty fucking obvious it wasnt meant to be; so get over it. Not like its the end of the world and i'm tired of always being someone's second choice. For once i would like to be someone's number one concern but everyone is to wrapped up in their self pitty to worry about their friends; which honestly after that statement makes it pretty apparent that none of you are true friends, because if you gave a damn i wouldn't be venting to my self right now. So stopping asking me to fix
How Much Am I Worth?So here's the deal. I have a pre-paid phone. This is currently my only steady means of communication with the outside world. I didn't miss having a phone while I still had internet at home. Now that its gone, I'm burning through minutes like wild fire.
I'm hoping to find a way to get some minutes and possibly provide a service (wink wink) at the same time.
Here's my thought: Either from Walmart directly or from the cell company's website, re-load increments can be purchased. You text me when you buy them. All you need is my cell number to add minutes. When I get the text that I've been loaded up, I call you and we'll get to talk about whatever you want.
Just a thought. PM me if you're interested.
HeatedOK MAN I GOT TO GET THIS SHYTE OUT BEFORE I GO AND DO SOMETHING STUPID AS HELL SO LAST NIGHT MY MOMS CALL ME BEING A BYTCH AS USAUL BUT THATS PARENTS FOR SO ANYWAYS WE TALKED FOR A MIN ARGUING ABOUT DUMB SHIT THEN SHE HANGS UP SAYING SHE GOING TO BED.WAS HAPPY TO GET OFF THE FONE WITH HER SHYTE WELL ANYWAYS FOUR HOURS LATER I GET A FUCKING CALL FROM MY SISTER SAYING MY MOMS BOYFRIEND PUT HIS HANDS ON HER AND SHYTE.I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEATED RIGHT NOW I DONT GIVE A FUCK HOW MAD SHE MAKES ME THERE AINT A MAN ON THIS EARTH THAT HAS THE RIGHT TO PUT THERE HANDS ON HER AND I SWEAR THAT MAN IS LUCKY I WASNT THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED BUT I SWEAR TO GOOD WHEN I SEE THAT MAN IN THE STREETS ITS NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY THERE ARE NO WORDS TO BE SAID WE JUST FIGHTING AND HE BETTER TO KILL ME CAUSE IMMA SURE AS HELL MAKE HIM REMEMBER WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO HIM AND ANY OTHER MAN THAT PUTS THEIR HANDS ON MY FAMILY
Reverend StuffI work evenings. It doesn't hurt to hit me up if you need married. I know I'm free Sundays, Mondays, and anytime the rest of the week before 2PM EST. Saturdays I'm unavailable all day.
I don't charge, it's all free.
I have a few different wedding licenses, you can choose which one you want after the ceremony. I'm still working on them so just bear with me.
Rev. HV
http://fubar.com/geek.php
(this link is strictly for my own purposes, I didn't have anywhere else to store it)
EmsWhile you slept
A child cried
While you slept
A mother died
While you slept
A father bled
While you slept
The sirens wailed
While you slept
Bright lights did flash
While you slept
I did speed past
While you slept
Life did go on
While you slept
So peaceful & sound
While you slept
We made our rounds
Top Ten Signs That This Case
Has Been Going WAY Too Long. . .
10. You start making crank calls from the phone in the operating room.
9. You figure out how to reprogram the new EKG monitor and have now set a new world record score for Pong.
8. Using discarded glove wrappers and saline bottles, you have created a mixed media replica of the Eiffel Tower.
7. You page the nursing supervisor to the OR STAT, and when she runs into the department, tell her you need her to get a hamburger and fries for each member of the scrub team *note--they REALLY hate it when you do that*
6. You vow that you will smash the CD player with a traction weight if you have to lis
Thank You Family And FriendsI just want to say thank you to each and everyone who has shown their love and support to me during the deaths of my Sons.
Your sympathy cards,Hugs,and Flowers have meant a lot to me thank you so kindly.
I am so proud to have friends like you and I pray to God that no one ever has to go through what I have been through these past 8 months
Believe me when I tell you that losing your child to death is not at all an easy task,Mother's and Father's should never have to burry their children
It is only through the grace of God and good friends that I am hanging in there and pushing forward with my life day by day.
Very special thanks to my Fu family's "Rating Revolution" and "The Click Club" I can not thank you enough
Rating Revolution { Member Page Only}{No Friends Request taken unless you are a joining Member!}@ fubar
The Click Club@ fubar
God Bless
Hugs Kris
Fu-ownedFU-OWNED READ BELOW PLEASE
FU-OWNED IS ANOTHER ITEM YOU CAN MAKE FU-BUCKS ON IF YOU PLAY THIS GAME THE WAY IT IS INTENDED TO BE PLAYED!!!!
#1 RULE--WHEN BUYING SOMEONE OFF OF ANOTHER PERSON MAKE SURE YOU BUY THEM FOR AN AMOUNT THAT WILL MAKE THE PERSON YOU ARE BUYING FROM A PROFIT (YOU BUY FOR 10,000 AND THEY BUY FOR 11,000 YOU ONLY MAKE 9,350 YOU LOOSE 650.00 FU-BUCKS NOT A GOOD INVESTMENT) BY NOT DOING THIS ALL YOU DO IS LOOSE FU-BUCKS IN 30 DAYS (BABY JESUS GIVES US SOMETHING TO MAKE FU-BUCKS ON AND WE ALL NEED TO USE THIS THE WAY IT WAS INTENDED TO)
PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS AS IM BE A SMART A$$ CAUSE IM NOT, JUST A LITTLE INFO ON HOW WE SHOULD USE THIS FEATURE
IF ANYONE HAS ANYMORE INFO ON THIS PLEASE LEAVE IT IN COMMENTS AND ILL ADD TO THIS
THANK YOU MUCH
TEDDY T.
TEDDY T.~~OWNED BY SWEET SERENITY@ fubar
SteelersOur Father,
Who Art in Pittsburgh,
Football Be Thy Game.
The Kingdom Come,
5 Super Bowls Won,
On Earth as it is in Heinz Field.
Give us this Day a playoff Victory,
And forgive us our penalties,
As we defeat those who play against us.
But lead us into a victory,
And deliver us to Tampa!
A-Ben
Go STEELERS
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Lil Whiskey GirlI saw an ex Marine, being disrepected to day by a young man. The man deserves much respect in my books. He served his country. I pulled the young man aside and said havent you ever heard of respecting your elders? To which he replied no. I was like young man, you see that man over there you just disrepected he's not only your elder but an ex Marine, and disrespect him and you disrespect me. The young man look at me, like I was jokeing. I explained to him that my Dad was vetern he served our country in the Army. And he tought me to respect my elders and any man or woman currently in the services or in the services in the past. The Young man went and apoligised to the man without a thought. The man just smiled at me as I walked away the man stated there arent many young ladies that have respect for those who serve our country let alone those that have. I smiled at him and said I'm an army brat. Well today i'm in a good mood, it's not to cold here thank gawd. My son was good today he kee
About Myselfhey well my name is tawny i am 22 and i am a lebian and proud of it!!!!! just foud this fubar so add me please. i like to do lots of things in my free time i like to play in the mudd and do whtever i can do in the out doors i am a people person and a socail butterfly
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Simple ManI ain't nothing but a simple man
Call me a redneck, I reckon that I am
But there's things goin' on that make me mad down to the core
I have to work like a dog to make ends meet
There's crooked politicians and crime in the street
And I'm madder than hell and I ain't gonna take it no more
We tell our kids to just say no
And then some panty waist judge lets a drug dealer go
And he slaps him on the wrist and he turns him back out on the town
Well, if I had my way with people sellin' dope
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope
And hang 'em up high and let 'em swing till the sun goes down
Chorus:
Well you know what's wrong with the world today
People done gone and put their Bibles away
There livin' by law of the jungle not the law of the land
Well the good book says it, so I know it's the truth
An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth
You'd better watch where you go
And remember where you've been
That's the way I see it I'm a simple man
Now, I'm the kind
Just Some StuffHEAVENLY FATHER OF SHANGRI LA:
Open my Eyes to the world around me.
Let me feel things that I cannot see.
Let me view the world through a lens of non bias.
I know that in all the Laws of Man...
there is no law to stop the true seeker of knowledge.
Fore the true seeker of knowledge seeks within...
and then searches without.
Let me learn of all the wonderous things...
and be amazed by its splendor.
Help me to share the wisdom of my Life...
with the ones that I Love.
Keep prompting me to question my world,
through questions answers are received.
I look forward to a time that I may join my brethren...
and have all my questions answered...
in Shangri La
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Family Isseswell there are going to be issues coming with my kids, so to be on the safe side pretty much all my pics are in my family only, removed, or closed to me only til these things are over, the kids are more important to me than anything and after i start this fire he is going to try to make it bigger. I have to protect the kids. if you have questions you can ask either inkman876 or davideld, both are in my family. i talk to them and they know the full story. love everyone, i will still be getting on fu from time to time but i have to keep my pics hidden.
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Thought For The DayCalm your thoughts and be peaceful. Know that all is well, all the time.
This moment is already the best it can be, and is everything it can be. Accept it and move forward.
Do not fear the worst, for your thoughts of fear give great power to whatever it is you fear. Instead, sincerely expect the best and you create the best.
Know that the positive possibilities are always present, and your eyes will be opened to them. Everything that is, can be put to good use in moving toward your highest vision for life.
As life unfolds in each moment, new opportunities are being born. No matter what has already happened, choose to create the very best you can imagine.
This is the day that you have to work with. Live with peaceful purpose, and use it to create a magnificent world.
-- Ralph Marston
Hey everyone!
Unkept PromisesWhy is it so hard to keep a promise?? I won't say any names or what the promise was that was broken, but I will say it hurts for that promise to be broken!!!! I think that if a person promises not to do something ever again then that person should stay to his/her word. This person knows how it makes me feel when this is done but yet continues to do this act. Am I over reacting? NO, I don't think I am. Am I being childish, NO I am not. Not only is the act still being done but the act of lieing too. I am at the end of my rope with this and don't know what to do, I am sick of it. I guess I can do the same act but what for? That doesn't make it right, you know the saying, "Two wrongs don't make a right"! I really don't have anyone that I can go to with this and talk about it so that is why I am venting here. Thanks for lending your ears to who ever reads this.
Trust MeWear me like the old
school jersey I am
The one you've kept all these years
Because it reminds you of laughing days
Of failed tests that don't count
Thread your fingers anxiously through my sleeves
Wear me like that
Like your old school jersey
Carry me stuffed at the
bottom of your heavy bag
FriendshipThe Colors of Friendship
Once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel.
All claimed that they were the best;
the most important,
the most useful,
the favorite
GREEN said:
"Clearly I am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was
chosen for grass, trees and leaves. Without me, all animals would die. Look over the countryside and you will see that I am in the majority."
BLUE interrupted:
"You only think about the earth, but consider the sky and the sea. It is the
water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea. The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would all be nothing."
YELLOW chuckled:
"You are all so serious. I bring laughter, gaiety, and warmth into the world. The sun is yellow, the moon is yellow, the stars are yellow. Every time you look at a sunflower, the whole world starts to smile. Without me there would be no fun."
ORANGE started next to blow her trumpet:
"I am the
So Sad!!I STOLE THIS FROM HAZEL WHO STOLE IT FROM TEMPTRESS WHO STOLE IT FROM WV REBEL. AND NO MATTER WHERE YOU "WORK" I HOPE YOU READ, PAY ATTENTION, AND ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I DID.
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She
hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always
there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see
the world, I will marry you.'
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages
came off, she was able to see everything, including her
boyfriend.
He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The
girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The
sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected
that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life
led her to refuse to marry him.
Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her
saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before
they were yours, they were mine.'
Life Is a
The MusicThe Music to Keep
I heard a song within me
Was it my heart who sings our song?
And as I listen to the melody,
I can't make myself asleep 'til dawn.
My soul started to sing
And my mind begins to think again,
Trying to remember the times when we're together,
The times when we're not friends, but lovers.
Does anyone hear the music?
Do you ever care for the lonely beat?
As the music plays over and over,
Well... it's you I always remember.
The tears started to fall like rain into the river,
For the thought that we can't be together forever.
I'm not a perfect person, I know.
And in committing mistakes, I always fall.
Loneliness?
Oh, it always comes,
Specially now, that you were gone.
Couldn't be just you and me
And build our dreams to reality?
But then, it's time for you to say goodbye.
I know I've LIVED, LOVED, LOST and DIE.
Our song comes to an end
But, somehow, I hope that my heart will mend.
Even if I know that we can't be together again:
This m
Santa Has A Younger Brother...oh My!!!! YummyDid you know that Santa had a younger brother?
Well .... Scroll down and meet Jared,
Santa's younger brother.
Jared takes care of the 'naughty' girls.
So ... Who is going to be naughty????
The line forms on the right!!!
"woman Under Master's Hand"Under Your Hand.......
My lessons are taught,
my heart soars,
My tears are brushed aside,
my body blooms,
my soul deepens,
my mind grows,
My slavery flourishes,
my serenity exists,
Under Your Hand.......
the woman in me is discovered
Who CaresTake a man and put him alone,
Put him twelve thousand miles from home.
Empty his heart of all but blood,
Make him live in sand, in mud.
This is the life I have to live,
This the soul to God I give.
You have your parties and drink your beer,
While young men are dying over here.
Plant your signs on the White House lawn;"Lets get out of Iraq"
Use your signs and have your fun,
Then refuse to use a gun.
There's nothing else for you to do,
Then I'm supposed to die for you?
There is one thing that you should know;
And that's where I think you should go!
I'm already here and it's too late.
I've traded all my love for all this hate.
I'll hate you till the day I die.
You made me hear my buddy cry.
I saw his leg and his blood shed,
Then I heard them say, "This one's dead".
It was a large price for him to pay,
To let you live another day.
He had the guts to fight and die,
To keep the freedom you live by.
By his dying, your life he buys,
But who cares if a Soldier dies!
DistanceTiny Angel rest your wings
Sit with me awhile.
How I long to hold your hand,
And see your tender smile.
Tiny Angel, look at me,
I want this image clear....
That I will forget your precious face
Is my biggest fear.
Tiny Angel can you tell me,
Why you have gone away?
You weren't here for very long...
Why is it you couldn't stay?
Tiny Angel shook his head,
"These things I do not know...
But I do know you loved me,
And that I loved you so."
She sits daydreaming
In a dream world.
Anxiously wondering
Does he think of me……….
He seems so perfect
It just cannot be………
She hopes to one day feel his touch
Feel his love…….
At the thought her body quivers
And her body temperature rises
If she only had him near……..
When she hears his voice
The distance disappears……….
The Injustice...The Injustice...
Has Created a Solitude...
Of Proportions...
I Do Not Think...
I Can Bear Much Longer...
I Will Give It All I Have...
That Is All I Can Do...
Karma Will Take Care Of The Rest...
For That Is Her Task... Saturday 1/31/2009...7:33 AM
"They Say"
When asked...I began to tell the story today...then i realized...there is no point...for what
does speaking of the past...or how we came to be here...have to do with a single thing???...
"They" say ..."let it out".."they" say..."its not healthy to keep it bottled up"..."they" say...alot of
things...
I wonder why???...because when the things "they" say...to let out...finally surface...
"they".... get uncomfortable....(ouch!!...oh poor "them")
"They"...slowly move away...so slowly...its like "they" dissipate...rite before your very long
dried eyes...
before you realize...
"They" have not disappeared...no..."they"...have gone...on their own voilition...
which causes a pause...( a very l
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Lounge OwnersOk I am one of many owners of a lounge on here. When you join a lounge to chate with people in the lounge it is great. Our numbers go up in members. You meet new people. And most of all have a good time. The thing you may not realize is the hard work we go threw to make this possable for you. We find staff to work the lounge to make it a fun place to be. Spend many hours on line. Some of us DJ when we are on line so you have music ,and can get your request for the music you want to hear. All we ask is that you take the time to thank them for the work they do for you to have a great time on fubar.
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Why Do People Have To Be So Mean Ti MeI came here for fun and friends.
Now people hate me
Why what did I do?
Nothing I say!
I live my life in a way that I try not to do anything to hurt any one else
But I am the one that always gets hurt
If I have hurt anyone's feelings please forgive me
I did not mean too.
my heart aches when I hurt someone
it breaks when I break someone else's.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME
Some Of My Writting.Being a people pleaser is an emotionally draining and often painful existence. I don't know what it is, but something deep inside you feels the need to try to keep everyone you come in contact with happy in some form or another. The need to please consumes your mind and soul. The need to please is so great that you are willing to make yourself miserable in order to please another. When you feel the need to put forth the effort to please, you can't help but to put your whole heart and soul into it. Everything a people pleaser does to try to please, they do with an intense burning passion. Which I'm sure is the reason rejection hurts so bad.
Rejection is a people pleasers worst fear. We can accept the small everyday rejections life has to offer. But when it comes to rejection from people we try hard to please, that kind of rejection can crush a people pleasers soul. A people pleaser is a very emotional, poetic, romantic and passionate person. Emotions drive us to do everything we do
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333well heres the deal bout the 3s...
1st off 3 is my fav # and i figure it dont get no betR than three 3s.also 3 is a very powerful # amongst #s.just look at the effect that 3 has on r society-just think bout it...
however its much deeper than that 4 my self.as yall know i hav an angel tatD on my bak.it says "angel of god" under it.eventually it'll say "macivelian arc angel of god" ... which is a skillD and blessD worrior !!! the 3s r on my bak also-the meaning of which is life,power,death...
the LIFE is:GOD,JESUS & the holy spirit
the POWER is:the desturction of sadda&gamora, babalon & the flood
the DEATH is:JESUS & the 2 thieves that died on the cross
theres also fear,strangth,victory---theres fear n life,strangth n power,victory n death,plus theres 3 more i had 2 go with this.u know 2 complete the circle of 3s,but its been yrs sence i thought bout it and need 2 read up on my BIBLE.i do remember the last of the last 3 is salvation cuz theres salvation n victory...
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You Read This Why?Oh okay so i'ts 3:30 in the morning. Bleh. I have no idea why I'm still up except that my sleep pattern has been kinda screwy lately. We're up playing Guitar Hero, so I'm sure you understand... and even if you don't it doesn't really matter. Heh.
I haven't read any MuMMs today. Prolly a good thing? Hmmmm. Or is that mmmmm? No - "mmmm" was a lil bit ago..... hahah
Yeah, so I'm odd. So? It's all good. At least it is in my world lol. I'm so friggin ready to go party! Omgosh it seems like it's been forever.
Alrighty then. I think I shall jump off here n jump on somethin' else. Hehe.
G'night ppl.
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My Turn OnsOK HERE ARE JUST A FEW OF MY TURN ONS, NOT ALL ARE ME THO AND THOSE THAT ARENT WILL BE A COMMENT BESIDE IN ()SO IF YOU READ PLEASE NOTE THAT IN YOUR PEA BRAINS SOMEWHERE...LOL
CANCER TURN ONS (THATS ME)
1. TALL MEN
2. NORODIC TYPES, BLONDES (MEN ONLY)
3. BUSINESS MEN, COLLEGIATES
4. JOCKS, BODY BUILDERS (NOT TO BUILT THO)
5. SMOOTH TORSOS
7. NUDISM
8. LITE S & M
9. SLAVING (NOT AT ALL)
10. DOUBLE DILDOS (WOOOHOOO)
11. STRAPPING ON (NEVER TRIED IT)
12. FATHER FIGURES
13. ANAL SEX
14. (PASSIVE) B & D
15. SEX CLUBS (NOT AT ALL)
16. SWAPPING (HELL NO)
17. INTENSE NIPPLE PLAY (SOMETIMES)
18. DOWNERS, QUALUDES (FUCK NO NEVER)
19. FIREMEN, COPS, DELIVERYMEN (HUMMMMMMMM MAYBE ALL THREE PROFFESSION LOL)
20. WATER SPORTS
21. SUBMISSIONS FANTASIES
22. PROSTITUTE FANTASIES (HELL NO)
23. DUNGEONS, WHIPS, CHAINS (WOW NEVER DONE OR USED THEM EVER)
THESE ARE FROM A BOOK CALLED SEXOLOGY THAT I READ WHEN I GET BORED OR WANT TO KNOW HOW SOMEONE IS SEXUALLY A
Pebbs!!PLEASE GO SHOW MY NEW OWNER SOME MAD FU-LOVE!! SHE'S THE MOST AMAZING FRIEND YOU COULD EVER ASK FOR AND IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE HER IN YOUR CIRCLE OF THE WORLD THEN YOU ARE TRULY BLESSED! CLICK HER MIDGET AND GO SHOW HER ALL THE LOVE SHE DESERVES!
Who Am IMy profession is somewhat unique in comparison to that of the average person. At any one fixed moment in time when duty calls upon me, I am prepared to sacrifice my own life to save the lives of others I may not even know. I am willing to do this because I understand that we all make choices in life. As for myself, this is the choice and path of service I have chosen to follow. Though my job is often rewarding, it can also be unsettling. I often reflect upon the simplicity of one question, "Who am I ?" At times, I cannot provide this answer, not even for myself. So, "Who am I" to choose a profession in life that regularly shows no mercy for the preciousness of life? "Who am I" to willingly, without hesitation, invite myself into some of the most uninviting situations known to mankind? "Who am I", so that when duty calls, may never again lay eyes on the loved ones I could leave behind? The assumed simplicity of this question is not so simple after all. Understanding "Who am I" may be di
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1. Iwn WAY, WAY too many comic books. There's something like 6,000+ sitting in my upstairs closet. And yes I can recall almost all of them after reading the first couple pages.
2. I watch too much damn TV, but I love my DVR so very much. All CSIs, Battlestar Galatica, Dollhouse, Chuck, Iron Chef, Surviorman/Man vs Wild, Heroes, Knight Rider (new one), Fringe, Terminator, and The Office.
3. Stupid Mobster game on Facebook is a new addiction.
4. I'm a sarcastic prick. Deal with it lol
5. I've bartended for about the last 10 years of my life and still not a fan of people in general. Eithe
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The Chronicles Of ChristWhere do I start? I think that in this day and age that is the hardest problem of all. How do I prove who I am? Cause we all know that as soon as I tell you who I am no one will believe me. Hell if I claim it hard and loud enough they might put me in a Home for the mentally disturbed. Or if some members of society get there way they might just crucify me. Which of course would not be a good thing. Not again.
Hell no one believed me the last time I told them who I was. That was an experience I don’t want to go through again. Then again it is a little funny to see how the world has changed and how my story has changed in two thousand years. I can read it over and over again and it seems that I did and said many things that never actually happened. Then again many things I did do never even come close to being mentioned at all.
There are thousands of theories as to what happened to the middle part of that first life of mine and some are truly funny as hell. But some are scary. Ab
69's Auction AnyoneReady For A Pre-Valentines Day Auction?
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GThey planned the night, they invited their favorite naked people. His and hers. They rented the perfect hotel suite. Lots of surfaces for lots of slippery gyrating bodies. Then set the rules and posted them on the door. There were three rules and they were simple. One - Strip as soon as you come in. Two - No pee, no poop, no vomit, everything else goes. Three - Retire to bedroom #4 when you're too tired to play or drive home.
Everyone at this party knew everyone else, or should, so there really was no need for any rules, but just in case. People can get crazy when they get high on those sex endorphins.
Macon and Indi arrived first to set up, drinks on the bar, plenty of ice and water...lots of fluid would be needing replaced. Sign on the door of bedroom #4. Lubes, oils, condoms and toys everywhere. Dirty movies on all the tv's. Two huge baskets by the door for the clothes and a pile of keys for anyone who needed to leave and come back in. Forty people invited. 32 RSVP'd. Time t
Steelers!!!Ok so yes as most of you know I am a huge (pun intended) Steelers fan, I love them with all my heart and will always be a fan! SO yes another win for us today, I knew it all along.... lol Ok maybe not there is that chance so you never know that but I always have faith in my boys and our defense is #1 all around for a reason. Now any other time going to my Steelers bar is cool but today oh my there was drama at every turn. PPL saving seats with there Terrible Towels and other ppl get pissed off, to a fight breaking out, I know huh like mixing lots liquor never makes that happen. But alas we braved through it all and were victorious once again! Aside from getting my beer spilled by some guy and then later getting some sort of whiskey sprayed all over me, it was another fvcking awesome day spent with my Steelers fans!
So Steelers are going to Superbowl 43 against the Arizona Cardinals who have not been to a Superbowl in what something like 61 years lol. So my boys are going to win Supe
Against Child Abuse!!!!My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long.
When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar
I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes
Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more,
I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With mo
Ruh RohSome random person from this site typed some random comment in a random mumm directed at me. No, really. I am serious.
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K I Need Some Elpi just moved from chi,il to temecula,ca and i need to find a job if you know ofany where hit me up it would be a life saver ...lol...ty
God DeteerminesGod determines who walks into your life ....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away,who you let walk away,who you let stay,and who you refuse to let go.
God determines who walks into your life ....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away,who you let walk away,who you let stay,and who you refuse to let go.
Falling But Not LostI TRY TO DO SOMETHING AND
U WORK ON IT AND SOMETHING
IT JUST WORK THEN ASK AND BEG
THATS ALL FINE JUST HAVE TO DO
THIS ALONE PEOPLE KISS MY ASS
SO I DUSTY MYSELF OFF AND WALK
ON AND NEVER LOOK BACK IF U
LOOK BACK U AT THE PASS.
Fubar's Booty Fugitives~The purpose behind the Fubar's Booty Fugitives~
This group/profile was developed because a friend and I felt that all women on Fubar should have an opportunity to become more popular than they already are. The benefits for my friend and I are: meeting new people and making new friends.
~~~~~~~Rules & Duties~~~~~~~
The only thing we ask in return is that if you see or know someone who might be interested, please approach her and give her the profile link which is: http://fubar.com/user/2279552, and have them send a private message saying they are interested
If you decided to become a fugitive there are only three rules that we ask
1. We need a face picture so we can put it in the fugitive folder
2. We need a NSFW Ass picture so we can put it in the Booty Folder as you are aware this is the Fubar's Booty Fugitives, it doesn't have to be a nude picture but it does have to be revealing meaning no pants or anything but panties covering your ass, if curious what kind take a lo
New IdeaJandor an elven ranger finds a infant laying in a nest area atop a mountain that was filled with many beasts. Rumored to be home to a crafty and old silver dragon, tho no one had ever seen it themselves. Unsure of why an infant would be in the area, let alone one that was quite clearly at least part elven it had to have been stolen. Even so he had no idea if there where indeed any missing children. He couldn't take the chance to leave an infant alone to the elements, and the creatures of the area. He wrapped her in his spare tunic and carried her with him back to the village. Leaving her temporarily with the town elders while he busied himself with his activities. Sure that the elders had already figured out where the child belonged.
"We were unable to locate this child's parents. There are many willing to take her in while you are on your travels. You must take responsibility for the child,at least until parents can be found." Protesting in disgust Jandor said" I am a ranger. I h
Yeah Righthmm I got a real winner in my shoutbox today.... the messages with the arrow are what i sent. retardation seems to run rampant on this site. read from bottom up:
No Drama Q...: dont flatter yourself like that
No Drama Q...: trying? u wish dawg
->No Drama Q...: who said i am playing games? I just said i prefer to talk on this site rather than give out my info. if i was a game player i wouldnt have posted a salute but thanks for tryin
No Drama Q...: no into games sowwie
->No Drama Q...: yes I do. but I prefer to talk here
No Drama Q...: not yet, do u have yahoo?
->No Drama Q...: no im just asking if i know you
No Drama Q...: lol
No Drama Q...: uh is this an audition?
->No Drama Q...: do i know you?
No Drama Q...: i have a question for u ok? Ok, I have HAD IT! I have absolutely had it with men who think it is okay to keep hitting on someone, even after they have been told not to. I am done with these kinds of people. So from here on out... the following applies...
1.
Falling Souls 2i have new lounge i need people
if u like to work for me i so happy
i do need the help here i like this
lounge to rock and make it people second
home (lol)
so sb or message me
ty
hugs n kisses
lick n bite
Misssing Jbmy best friend JB has been missing since dec.16th 2008 plz help find him he is 34 years old he has a 6 year old son that really wants his dad back........ this is not my son
Friends In Need!!Ok, listen up everybody! Here is a great way to help someone else and yourself at the same time. My #1 had to make a new account after hers was deleted and she has been trying to get back to where she was at..level 23...and is currently at level 21. So heres what i am gonna do to help her out. The first 3 people to go in and rate all pics and stash of hers will receive 100k in fubucks...the next 2 will receive 50k. Here is how to claim your bucks...
1. comment the last pic in every folder after rating so we know you were there.
2. private message ME after all pics, comments and stash have been completed.
After checking with her to make sure all these have been done, I will send out your fubucks. Once all 5 prizes have been awarded, I will update my status so that everybody knows, so keep your eye on my status if your only here for the money.
Here is her link:
Queen~of~Hearts*Rating Revolution* RL Fiance to DJ Money@ fubar
Babesi dare you to find a better looking doorgirl then the one at babes in nolanvillie
Ex Gf Code1.You walked away...so that gives me the right to do what i want,when i want,with whom i want
2. If you replace me,i get to hate you more than i did at the beginning of our break up
3.Dont tell me how important your new girl is to you...because i was just as important if not more at one time
4.Dont treat me like shit if you said "I Love You" at one point in time
5.I was the most important person to you at one point in time,so dont act like i never meant anything to you
6.I get to HATE you for what you done
7.I am allowed to be crazy and wild YOU broke me
8.I am allowed to make fun of you,you did fuck with my heart,feelings,and mind
9.I may miss certain parts/things about you ,but just because i miss some things doesnt mean i want you back so dont flatter yourself
10.Dont talk shit because you know i wont believe it,i know things about you,your not much better
These are your rights=
1.You are not allowed to tell me when i am being a bitch or a brat
My Short Storythis story needs edited and more detail, i had a short amount of time to get it all done b/c it was an assighnment when i went to high school, but that aside tell me what u think. it wasnt an assighned topic tho, i just decided to write this to get a history smemster test grade on it along with creative writeing. its historical fiction, not my prefered type to write, fantasy is.
Nikki Hunt
World history/ English/
Creative writing
Short story
9/05
Cassia the Gladiator
"She's a feisty one." The guard said as he slammed the door, leaving me with a roomful of scumbags, instead of one.
At least he'll have a knot on his head, for a while, to remember me by.
I surveyed my new surroundings to find me in a chamber full of prisoners and some guards, they eyed me hungrily as I prepared for what I knew was coming.
"She's a pretty little thing." Said one guard walking toward me, the stench of booze fresh on his breath.
The guard went for a snatch at my hair, but I was too
Down Time For Healhim not doing well so if im not on al much its not that i dont care about my frends on here send me some mesages and all check back to see ok i mess everyone peace and love all Livein in a small town has its good sides to livin in a big city but one thing is really bad thay rise the gas up higher THATS GREED who loves liveing in small towns im from Colusa Calif its really cool here from Smoken.joe NOR.CAL .PS and stores are higher priced on food and BEER LOL been going to the docs for a really bad Eye prop;em
Herothis is a story on a buddy of mine chad kite, also i have a video on my page and wrote a little something about shad on my home page check it out
3 Fort Lewis soldiers pick up Silver Stars
By MIKE BARBER
P-I REPORTER
(Editor's Note: This story has been altered. Sgt. 1st Class Chad Kite's affiliation with the Green Berets was mischaracterized in earlier versions.)
Three Fort Lewis soldiers who put their lives on the line in Iraq and Afghanistan were honored this week for their courage with the nation's third-highest award for combat valor, the Silver Star.
In a ceremony Wednesday at 1st Special Forces Group headquarters, a Green Beret -- Staff Sgt. Chris Federmann of Cincinnati -- and a soldier serving with the group -- Sgt. 1st Class Chad Kite of Elkton, Va. -- received Silver Stars for their actions last year in Diwaniyah, Iraq.
"While under intense enemy fire and without regard for their safety, (Federmann and Kite) prevented anti-Iraqi forces from overwhelmin
Mourning.Just this past month,I lost my 1st born nephew.He died two days before he was to turn 16 yrs old.I buried my nephew on dec. 13th, 2008.His birthday was dec. 12th.He died on dec. 9th.He was loved very dearly by his family and friends.We will miss him so.It was the hardest thing I had to do.He was so young and had his whole life ahead of him.He died from a blood vessel that exploded in his brain.He will be forever remembered as a bright young man.R.I.P. Michael.We love you!!
Pics That Dont Want 2 Upload Rightlol having to do this since the uploader is messing with me is silly :P
here's the simple pic and i quit tonight lol
lol deal with it frame to frame
xoxo
Messed Upi am thinking i might just leave for a while. just does not seem like much fun here any more. just lost it sparkle for me. give me some good reasons to stay i am so frustrated i cant see straight... when you like or want something so bad and you never can get your hands on it. tell me why this is... my last few months have been hell my family is broken up my kids are with my parents and i am in a shelter cant live with them... but the things is no matter how hard i try with everything it back fires. i just dont get it.. plz help
How Stupid Are Some People?I have 3 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in
Living Without YouSO I THOUGHT FOR 3 YRS I WANTED THAT ONE THING WITH HIM SO BAD AND NOW THAT I FIND OUT I DO HAVE IT IS IT BAD I DONT WANT IT ANYMORE???? HE LEFT ME FOR A NASTY FAT MEXICAN WHORE WHO HAS A REP FOR HER MANY MEN AND WOMEN I GAVE HIM EVERYTHING I HD INCLUDING OVER 2 GRAND IN 6 MONTHS WHY DO I DESERVE THIS? I can't find your face in a
thousand masqueraders
You're hidden in the colors
of a million other lost
charaders
In life's big parade
I'm the loneliest spectator
Cuz you're gone without a
trace in a sea of faceless
imitators
I can't take another night
Burning inside this
Hell is living without your love
Ain't nothing without your
Touch me
Heaven would be like hell
Is living without you
Nights get longer and colder
I'm down begging to hold ya
On my own and I feel like hell
Is living without you
Nights get longer and colder
I'm down begging to hold ya
On my own and I feel like hell
Is living without you
Cancelled compasion
This our ignorance
Light everlas
Fu WeddingsPastor: Will you answer me right now
These questions, as your wedding vow?
Groom: Yes, I will answer right now
Your questions as my wedding vow.
Pastor: Will you take her as your wife?
Will you love her all your life?
Groom: Yes, I take her as my wife,
Yes, I'll love her all my life.
Pastor: Will you have, and also hold
Just as you have at this time told?
Groom: Yes, I will have, and I will hold,
Just as I have at this time told,
Yes, I will love her all my life
As I now take her as my wife.
Pastor: Will you love through good and bad?
Whether you're happy or sad?
Groom: Yes, I'll love through good and bad,
Whether we're happy or sad,
Yes, I will have and I will hold
Just as I have already told,
Yes, I will love her all my life,
Yes, I will take her as my wife!
Pastor: Will you love her if you're rich?
Or if you're poor, and in a ditch?
Groom: Yes, I'll love her if we're rich,
And I will love her in a ditch,
I'll love he
Hello Everyonehello everyone my name is pelin
i am from Turkey
my friend told me about this site i sign up then
here is a lovely site i think...
i want find a friendship here,i want be friends...
i feel so alone because...would you like to be my friend?
My MidgetHey whats up? My name is Missy and I am a bartender at Club Ice.. Come see whats popping in Club Ice.. Come in hang out and have some fun.. Join the Family and I will buy a round of drinks for everyone in the Club.. OOO Yea I almost forgot.. it's NSFW all day everyday so come check us out and have some fun...
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My Lifemy life has never been better i have a beautiful daughter shes my world shes 3yrs old i dont think i could live if i didnt have her! thats bout all more to come lol :)
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63 Questions63 Annoying Questions1. Song that always makes you sad?: I Swear2. Last thing you bought?: Taco Bell3. Last person you argued with?: The Girls4. Do you put Butter before putting the jelly on?: Yes5. One of your stuffed animals: Lammie6. Did you ever own at one time a Nysnc Cd?: No7. Favorite day of the week?: Saturday8. Favorite Sundae topping?: Pineapple9. Did you take Piano lessons?: No10. Most frequent song played?: The Day That Never Comes11. T.V. show you secretly enjoy?: One Tree Hill12. Would you rather play basketball or hockey?: Basketball13. Date someone older or younger?: Younger14. One place you could travel right now?: Vegas15. Do you use umbrellas?: No16. Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?: No17. Favorite Cheese?: Pepper Jack18. Disturbed or My Chemical Romance?: Disturbed19. Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?: Brunettes20. Best job you ever had?: Auto Industry21. did you go to your high school prom?: Yes22. perfect time to wake up?: 10 am23. perf
My Blogok, i am looking for any conversations that any of you may have had with this page between 10/16/08 to 01/20/09, that is the time frame in which i was not in control of this fubar page. i am gonna try to do something about my ex hacking, stealing, whatever you want to call, this page. any shout box messages you may have saved, any private messages, or if you gave your IM address and were in contact that way it would be a real help. i again appoligize to everyone that was hurt or thought they were involved with me or thought they were communicating with me. also any pics you may have been sent, thank you for your help in advance.
brandy First and foremost, i must appoligize to EVERYONE that has become a friend on this page.
approx 2 or3 months ago my ex boyfriend changed my password to my fubar page, i DIDNT have control over this page, he did, so any messages you have sent me or anything that was said on here wasnt me.
He does IT work for a company in new lisbon, while we
Up For Bid Love MeHi all i'm in a Valentines Day auction come see what i'm offering woot woot just click the pic below to bid ty
F'd Up People.....This is for all my Seattle friends.....girls in general....Beware of a guy on here with the name Seattledoublehelix....He's a whackjob...Whom I believe keyed my car in the last 24 hours after a heated conversation on here last night....Go figure...the argument....and then my car is keyed not even 24 hours later....I've filed a report and given SPD his name and address....Karma's a bitch if nothing else....Just wanted ta warn all my peeps...
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Who's Horny?Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house; I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout, "WHO'S HORNY"... "And she acts like she is asleep every time."
My Best Friendi am here for you
never will i leave
you can always count on me
when you are not strong
i will pick you up
and tell you that you can go on
you are my best friend
and when things go wrong as they sometimes do
i will never leave
i will always be right here for you
right now you are struggling
with things that are hard
with things that are crushing your spirit
but i am here for you
i will not leave you
your my best friend
and no matter what you need i am here
no matter how rough times get
i am here
you are my life
and i don't want to see you hurt
so whatever i must do
to make you happy i will
whenever you see nothing but darkness
i will help you see the light
i am here for you
no matter what you go through
Somewhere Over The RainbowLast night I dreamed
I slept at peace
Wrapped in arms of light
I cried my self to sleep
Dreaming of what could be
Of my past, and future too
Glimpses of light, and consoling shadows
Lifting me to thier bossoms
I drift away
To my abyss
Still, I am not alone
One shadow follows
Drying my tears
His face is given light
It too beautiful to bear
I turn away
He hugs me
To his warm chest
His heart beating with mine
He cares for me. Why?
He cuddles me till I sleep
Sweet and deep
He lays next to me
Expecting nothing
Last night I dreamed
I wasnt alone
He was there to hold me
Still, all dreams must end
Last night I dreamed
Of a true loves touch
In truth
I am alone.
I'm A Walking SuicideI'm a walking suicide but you'd never know cause' I hide I got too much pride to show my depression I think about dying everyday but never say anything cause' people will stop me rob me from succeeding in my goal.
I fold my letter up saying how sorry I am for being a disappointment to my family and you'll be better without me.
You'd never think little baby girl would try something so bold didn't know that the mold you made her in turned it's grin and that hell really existed in her eyes and she cries for god to please just let me die and be free from the reality she's facing!! I'm a walking suicide
The Coming Of ObamaTo All My Valued Employees,
There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country.
However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interests.
First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a back story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You've seen my big home at last years Christmas party. I'm sure; all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life.
However, what you don't see is the back story.
Foreign Bodies!!!!This is from a blog I read about the work of an ambulance dispatcher in London. Thought i'd share.
While you may think ambulance workers are mature professionals who have seen and heard everything, every now and then a call pops up on our screen that makes our eyes water. One such call appeared the other day. A four year old boy had somehow managed to get a Triple A battery wedged irretrievably in his foreskin. (Point of note: the FRED system automatically dispatched a fast response car, thinking the “Triple A” bit referred to an Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm. Not so clever, FRED…) This, of course, led to much confusion and speculation as to how the battery found itself in the offending region in the first place and the position it must be in for it to be so irrevocably wedged. No firm conclusions were reached.
The conversation progressed to other foreign objects in genitalia we’d taken calls about in the past. Vibrators, household objects, chillies, razor blades… they’ve
New Year, New StuffA WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.
Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.
I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.
My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.
MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. She is something of a Greek goddess - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!!
Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful
President Obama And AutismAutism Screening Tops Obama's
Medical To-Do List
Nancy Shute for US News and World Report. tiny.pl/vw7w
Autism tops Barack Obama's medical to-do list, according to the
new president's website. Whitehouse.gov launched at 12:01 pm
yesterday, even before the new president had taken his oath of office
on the Capitol's West Front. Autism is the only disorder or disease
mentioned explicitly in Obama's 24-point agenda. Heart disease and
cancer don't get the call. Neither does diabetes, or other chronic
diseases. But there are four hefty bullet points addressing autism.
Obama called for:
1. Increased funding for research, treatment, screenings, public
awareness and support services for autism spectrum disorders.
2. "Life-long services" for people with autism spectrum
disorders, as children and as adults. Many parents struggle to find
and pay for screening and treatments for their children, but there is
even less coverage and capacity for adults with autism-based
impairment
Mycan you guy add this one please and thank you
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RandomLet's play a game...Here's how it goes: Type your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me (if possible. If not I'll say something that only makes sense to me).5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.If you play, you MUST post this on your blog... As much as i hate fighting and agruements. It seems like the only way for me to get a good night rest sometimes is a good fight or agurement. Because i then cry alot and phyically tired from it i am just want to sleep. its wierd I am so hurt and confused. I hurt the only person i didnt want to hurt. I think i pushed him to
Ratesi'm in a rates only contest.
I need your rates and send your friends.
Tell the hostess i sent you too. Please be sure to r/f/a her, you won't be disappointed.
So get on over, click this pic and rate me.
Private message me when you have and I will make you a special tag.
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Sex StorySexy Story
He had never felt quite like this before. Since waking up from a troubled sleep a vaguely defined image of someone – female – kept flashing through his mind. He could tell little about her beyond the fact that she turned him on in a way he had never experienced before. She was attractive, around 30 or so (his own age), and had shoulder length dark hair worn in a gentle upsweep. He was filled with both longing and lust, a gentle but persistent ache for her such that he coasted through his day in a kind of erotic fugue state.
In a daze he drove uptown for dinner that evening and quickly found himself in a strange neighborhood. He looked around at the quaint turn-of the-century brick and masonry buildings and knew he was lost – utterly. Not a thing was familiar except the English language on signs and buildings. The streets were cobblestoned and narrow, the street lighting ornate with wrought-iron swirls. An attractive neighborhood to be sure, but one he never
How To Use A Condom !! . .PLEASE READ THIS INFORMATION CAREFULLY ..HANDLE WITH CARE. CONDOMS CAN BE TORN BY FINGERNAILS & SHARP OBJECTS SUCH AS JEWELRY, ZIPPERS AND BUCKLES. IF THE RUBBER MATERIAL IS OBVIOUSLY DAMAGED, DO NOT USE THE CONDOM ..
1). Put the condom .. the penis is errect, before there is any contact between the penis and your partners body. Fluid released from the penis during the early stages of an erection can contain sperm and organisms that cause STD's. Lesions, pre - ejaculate secretions, semen, vaginal secretions, saliva, urine, and feces can all transmit disease organisms.
2).Tear along one side of the foil being sure not to rip the condom inside. Carefully remove the condom.
3).Air trapped inside a condom could cause it to break. To avoid this squeeze the closed end of the condom between your forefinger and thumb and place the condom over the erect penis. Be sure the roll is on the outside.
4).While still squeezing the closed end, use your other hand to unroll the condom g
Ez RatesI keep clicking on all these people that have "EZ rate" folders....just in case you simpletons haven't figured it out yet the whole point of an EZ rate folder is to have the pictures small so they can be rated fast. That way all the time and effort you spend begging for rates will be maximized.
Sex Is Like Eating @ Kfc!!!SEX IS LIKE EATING @ KFC...ONCE YOU GET DONE NIBBLING & EATING ON THE BREAST & THIGH,YOU GOT A GREASY BOX TO PUT YOUR IN!!!!! A DICK FOR A WOMAN IS LIKE A TOY FOR A KID....AFTER THEY PLAY WITH IT FOR A WHILE IT USUALLY GOES IN THEIR MOUTH!!!!
F ThisSo, Im not one to really put my "feelings" out there but damn lately i've just been like really what the F**K does it matter? I mean why do i bother with this over populated popularity contest? I know I can't compete with the "FuSupermodels" and if im honest I dont want to. But at the same time I see them and i'm so like who the F**K are you kidding? That is not you and if it is? Why the F are you on Fu and not on "MarryAmIllionare.com"? I'm sick of the fake, photoshoped bitch whores on this site. And you know what else? I'm sick of the "Buy me a bling, ticker, HH, Blast" Bitches too. Sorry if your one of my friends and thats your game but really GO F**K yourself. If you need it that bad to rank and level try getting a F**Kin job and buy it for yourself and not begging all those that WORK to whore yourself!!
Hmmm... And while i'm ranting I'm SICK of this one girl that profile is all about how she ONLY wants women to contact her but yet she doesn't respond to women and all her specia
Inspirational For 2009I AM the New Day. I am an unspoiled page in your book of time.
I am your next chance at the art of living.
I am your opportunity to practice what you have learned about life during the last twelve months.
All that you sought and didn't find is hidden in me,
waiting for you to search it out with more determination.
All the good that you tried for and didn't achieve
is mine to grant when you have fewer conflicting desires.
All that you dreamed but didn't dare to do,
all that you hoped but did not will,
all the faith that you claimed but did not have --
these slumber lightly, waiting to be awakened
by the touch of a strong purpose.
I am your door to walk through..
We will open the book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity
and its first chapter begins
with this Day.
I AM the New Day.
-- Author Unknown
Oh No I Did It AgainPre-Valentines Day Auction
Im up for auction come check out what I have to offer.
You will not be sorry to be an owner of me.
I always do more than I offer.
So click and bid.
XOXOXO
LilAngelBaby
Why So Serious???I really think some ppl on here take this Fubar way to seriously. Relax, its supposed to be fun!!
A?4uQuestions ---
I'm curious to see if there is anyone on MY Friends list that have the guts to repost this, answering the questions themselves. . . . . . . . .
(1) Is there someone on ur top friends u would like to have sex with?
***ummmmm Only one yes
(2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
*** OK!
(3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
***No just open the door
(4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
*** Not but have been rewarded 4 doing so
(5) Shower or bath while having sex?
*** shower,
(6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
***Don't bite me
(7) Do you love someone in your friends list?
***by love do you actually me lust???
(8) Love or Money?
***can't I have both
(9) Credit cards or cash?
**** cash
(10) Have you ever wanted a best friend?
***Y Allways with me
(11) Camping or a 5 star hotel?
***5 star I camp every day
(12) Where is the weirdest place you ha
BoredIt happens again.... the man sleeps and I sit here... bored out of my mind... need to find something entertaining... *grabs shot*
At least there is always alchol here. lol
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Other PoetryOnline friends are people we may never meet...
We see pictures, we see cams...
It isn't the same....
We grow close...
We care and love one another....
One day we may not hear from one another...
Our hearts will break...
All we see is a name on messenger but we don't see the person anymore...
We pray..."Please come back"
All I ask is that you remember me in the good times we had...
Keep me close to your heart...
Friends forever. Indian Gypsy
Cold hard winter has covered mother earth
she travels alone without the others
for the search forefathers begin
for she listens to the eagle who soars high
speak the words ....
onwards you are near dear sister
tracks thru the woods are swift
like the great wolf on the hunt
voices are calling her name
Feathers of the chief tied to flowing black hair
she presses forward then stops and looks
and sees the pride mountain
for it is time to climb past a clan of the black bear
who are in deep slumber she h
VoteIf your walls could speak, Would they talk about us And the things that we’ve done, As silent they stood witness?
Would they tell of how You anxiously turned me to face them, Impatiently shoving me against them, As soon as I stepped through your door…
Your left hand holding my neck firmly, The right dropping my defenses to my ankles, Fingers exploring realms, Soaking in delight?
Would they express how you made me squirm, And burn with an uncontrollable desire; How I moaned for you to go deep inside, My swelling lips begging to be hushed?
Would they disclose how you forced me to the floor, Down on all fours, While I whimpered and writhed, Like a dog, begging for more?
And tell how I pleaded with you, To drive in from behind, As they watched without a sound, Us imitating two animals in a mating ritual?
Would they voice how you raised me from the ground, Thighs straddling your waist, As you slipped inside, legs wrapped around, For a ride to your bedroom,
Leaving them t
Rest In Piece PoemsEvery night without you
Is like a thorn in my soul
You're gone and I'm lost,
But I will never let go. For every tear that falls
Another part of me has died
But the part that still loves you
Will always stay alive.
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To Be Wasted Or NotMy sexy lover doesn't like me drinking. I enjoy drinking. I don't do it often but when I do I usually get wasted. Should I drink? I really love him and don't like upsetting him. Maybe there is a way I can compromise. Let me think. I know I will only drink at home. Of course I could get drunk on fubar!!! Love you babe!!!
JokeFour married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in our house next weekend.'
Second guy: 'That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.'
Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.'
They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him, 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'
Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'Fishing or sex?' and she said, 'Wear sun-block.' Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."
Another guy says, "What's that?"
The firs
You Know You Are Living In 2009....YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even wor
OkTo all that read this, don't mind me as i get things off my head.
I love every one of my friends in many different ways. Some of them I can't live without and some I can't live with (forgive the pun for the ones who know wtf is going on lol).
So I was planning to move away from the place I am currently stuck at, but a new friend of mine made a deal of a lifetime. So instead, i will stay here, around the drama and the people who cause it all to go back to school for my CNA (love ya for it).
Well one thing leads to another and my best friend and I had discussed moving in together. *great idea*. Well, to make things easier with us and to give me time to get a job so I can move in (cuz those were the plans that not everyone knew)My best friend and I had talked to our new friend, a friend we adore. She agreed that us 3 moving in together was a great idea. No drama, easy conversation, nobody saying anything without thinking about it first. But then...
Friday night, the night i
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My Pet PeeveBeing an Army Veteran and proud of the fact, it gives me great pride when I see other people take pride in their country in dispalying our Flag. It does however sadden me that many of these people do not know the proper way to display the flag and in doing so inproperly it is a disgrace. It has become one of my biggest pet peeves. I have even gone so far as in my hometown to knock on one of the city councilmen's door and ask him if he could not afford a new flag since the one he was displaying was torn to shreds.
I see many people having their picture taken in front of flag, trying to show they are patriotic ( and I applaud them for the effort) but the flag will be backwards, and this in intself irks me. SO I have decided to list the proper ways to display the flag, perhaps there are some that just do not know there is a right way and a wrong.
.1 When the flag is displayed over the middle of the street, it should be suspended vertically with the union(blue) to the north in a
My Goals For Today, January 25th, 20091) Level, at least one time today (which means I need LOTS of rates and comments)
2) Get AT LEAST one more bling given to me
3) Get AT LEAST one Big Pimpin' gift
4) TRY and get either a VIP or maybe just a Bling pac (Love u forever if u get me one)
5) Get AT LEAST 5 salutes made for me
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LifeSometimes life can become so hectic
that when it finally slows down, We look around and realize that we
don't recognize our surroundings, and we wonder “ How did I get
here?”. You suddenly realize, You don't know your friends ,much
less that they are even the same friends you acquired along the crazy
trip to nowhere. You look inside and realize that you are not the
same person that started trip. You realize that you don't know
yourself. And you become afraid. Your wants are the same. But your
needs have changed. Sometimes you drag other people along just to
find that they themselves might secretly resent you for it. You work
so hard to find something anything to hold on to. Only to see that
there is nothing. Because all at once you know that you are just
plain and utterly alone.
Smells, don't smell the same. Things
don't taste the same, friendships don't feel the same. And most of
all love doesn't seem to be around you. And even if it was, the
question remains “
Small DestineysBeyond what we know,things we do not see
There exist little destineys that are yet to be.
Through the eyes of a child we may see who we are
Our hopes and our dreams so close but yet so far.
In distant thoughts,in the back of our mind
We still search for those answers we cannot find.
And might we live our lives in ignorence and do nothing more
We ignore imagination and curiosity locking the door.
And should all that we know cease to exist and darkness should fall
A new beginning would start and we must relearn all.
Taking our chances with survival on earth
We live as we learn preparing for each new birth.
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THATS RIGHT, OUR SEXXXY FREAKSTAR IS ABOUT TO LEVEL SO LETS SHOW HER HOW FREAKY WE REALLY CAN BE AND FREAK HER UP, DOWN AND ALL AROUND, LETS ALL COME TOGETHER AND SPANK HER WITH LOTS OF LOVE!!!
Who Is This Timothy Geithner Guy Who Lies/cheats??Hi,
I feel like I should explain my status blurb left last evening (title of this blog).
Several of you had expressed your concerns for my well-being, which I sincerely appreciate and hold you DEARLY for it.
So...who IS Tim Geithner? Well, Obama has chosen him to be in control over the IRS, for one thing. Mr. Geithner, it appears, had not paid his employment taxes for SEVERAL years!...Hmm, he claims he didn't KNOW he owed tax? He used Turbo tax to do his return?? Well, I am told that Turbo Tax prompts the user about his income and if it is taxable. Anyone who wishes to go into business himself and become "self-employed" should not do so if he is ignorant of tax law and what his responsibilities would be. Self-employment taxes are due QUARTERLY as income is EARNED throughout the year. It is a "pay-as-you-go" system.
One would think that if a man is to oversee our country, and the Democrats or Obama feel that "he is the ONLY person who can help us or do this job"...then he sho
My ManSo, my man is so awesome.. I was on here with all the funness and he came out and was so sweet. He told me he had to have me go lay down with him cuz he couldn't sleep without me cuddling him til he fell asleep. I think that is so cute and I love the man to death. Such a sweetheart. And he is so cute too. Lol. Now thats what I like to call a Honey.
Other than that... the day was cool. Spent the whole day home and with my bro. And cant wait til I get tired. I know I have that sexy thing waiting for me in the room. lol
SurverysJuly 4, 2016: Stomach ruptures during hot dog eating contest. You enter a hot dog eating competition and are surprised to discover you're actually very good! It's down to you and one other person. You've already eaten 70 hot dogs and the other person just finished their 70th hot dog. It's a tie. If you eat one more hot dog you win! You're so full you can barely stand it, but your friends are all cheering you on, so you eat one last hot dog. Before you finish off the final bite, your stomach explodes and you die.
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Thanks For Your SupportI did get to speak with Tracie for the first time last night. She was still in I.C.T. and is having a stint put in this morning to defer some heart blockage.
Thank you all again. I have been a basket case since Friday evening..lol; still can't fu like normal, just need some time.
Leaving FubarTo my many friends and family,
Though i have become friends with alot of you and very close to some, i regret to inform you all that I will be closing my account on Fubar due to complications in my marriage. Some of you may know what I am talking about, others may not. If you have been become a close friend of mine then you already have another way of contacting me. If you would love to stay in contact with me, then feel free to leave me a message and I will give my e-mail to stay in contact with you. I can not promise that I will be able to write you everyday, but at least to be bale to say hello.
I am not happy about this "choice" at all, I have come to enjoy Fubar very much and have gained alot of good friends here, some have even helped through some rough times! I want to thank all who have helped through my rough times and i promise I will never forget you, cuz I know who to get a old of you if I need you again, and I will be still talking to you guys!!!!!!!
Like I have said,
Bloghi this is my blog come on in and rock hey just chillin online listening to pink floyd and having a ball with friends
The Path To Destructiondeath it starts with your life being taken away from you and put in someones elses hands and just goes on from there. love is alot like death, while love dont kill you it makes you act in ways that only people under a trance would do and with my life i am in love with a very special someone and dont know how to tell her and i have even thrown away a marriage to make it so that i only have her and my friends in my life who are there for me but to learn how to tell this to that special someone, that is what i seek and hope to get the help in the way to tell her cause it is eating me up inside tht she dont know....... death will overcome me and darkness shall rise. more from the grim reaper as time goes on...
grim reaper 01/26/2009 at 1 in the afternoon
Meant To BeA relationship of similarities
My heart says go for it
My soul says the same
My mind says slow down.
I have a feeling we were meant to be
We were meant for one another
From the way we act
To the sports we like to watch.
As I sit alone away from you
I think of how luck I am
And I thank God to have sent you to me
And I count the blessings you've brought.
You and I were meant to be.
meant to be a match.
We were put here to love each other
No matter who wants to stop it.
College ..Today was my first day ..
My PhotoShop Class went really well
Mainly because I know the shit already lol
But the one I was hyped up about was my Philosophy Class
and Wow
I made either a really Brave or Stupid choice ..
.. Our last test or Mid-Term thing is a debate on 2 Subjects
Artificial Intelligence and Global Warming
Both are a piece of fucking cake
Not exactly what I wanted, but hey .. fuck it .. easy credits
But, I'm going to attack Herd Mentality
Oh Yeah
This is a Group thing
2 Teams, 12 on each team
BUT .. here's the choice I made ..
I'm going to go it ALONE
Me Vs. 24/25 People
They choose 1/4 (each team that is) of my grade
The Teacher chooses 2/4 of it
I choose 1/4
So, here I stand, facing a possible Fail
BUT .. I stand unfaltering, I don't care if I pass or Fail
At least I'd be standing by my choice and not giving into Herd Mentality ..
.. See what I'm doing?
:)
I am the Fucking WOLF
SnapvineI got a snapvine so call me so I can put a voice to the face.
And show some love feeling lonely here. I got a snapvine so call me so I can put a voice to the face.
And show some love feeling lonely here.
Funny StuffI found this on Photobucket. Some people just don't know where to draw the line. I won't use any names so as not to seemingly attack anyone. This is a voicemail that someone (we'll call them "The Stalker") left for someone else (we'll call them "The Stalked") when their friend (we'll call them "The Commentor")left a comment on their page and "The Stalker" didn't like it.
~love~The moment we touched i just knew how much love i felt for you. To have you hold me in your arms at night to whisper "things will be alright". My soul longed for someone like you it seems like eternity, I wonder if this was meant to be. Your the first one i have let have my mind, heart, body and soul. With these feelings for you my heart grows stronger each day.I start to fade when your away. I feel a eternal bliss everytime we kiss.Longing for your soft and gentle touch.I whisper"I love you so much." To look into your eyes it takes my soul away to a warm and special place. Your arms holding me makes me feel safe. I thought I would never find someone that would love me for me. I feel like a new soul. It's like you broke the spell that bound me. Wanting to share my life with you. I want you to know your my best friend too. I want to make all your dreams and desires come true. I make this promise to you that you have my heart, body and soulthey are yours to forever keep. My promise to
A Wise Friend Gave This To MeOne day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with
the pain of learning that sometimes
there isn't any more.
No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together,
no more phone calls just to chat,
No more "just one minute."
Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. Never to return before we can say good-bye, Say
"I Love You." So while we have it, it's best we love it and care for it and fix it when it's broken
and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage and friendships and children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we cherish them! Some things we keep -like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with.
There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what.
Life is important and so are the people we know. And so, we keep them. I received this from s
Auction In The Haunted PassionsThats Right You all heard it Right Camo_Princess and
Sweet and Sassy have teamed up For Hanuted Passions
First Big Contest An Here is How it Runs.
Attention Lounge Staff and Members of Haunted
Passions
Auction to be held 1/27/09 Starting at 12pm noon
Bring as many as you can to the lounge and get them to
join as members it ends on 2/2/09!Hurry! Hurry!Hurry!
All you need to do is come to haunted passions sit back
relax have fun. whoever invites the most people will Win
these Great Prizes.
1st Place- gets a bling and ticker
2nd Place- get a bling and a pic
3rd Place- gets Rated all pictures added to Camos sweet
Family with an a SFW Salute!
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blue - club far
club far family strongest club
leaving club far love red...
club far .. with dj rocking
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OfflineJust wanted to say that I am not likely to be online here much for a while. Been sick off and on for a long time and doesn't look like I'll be getting better for a long time either. So, love all of you and hope things are going GREAT! take care. xoxoxo,
skl
Pay It ForwardHas someone ever held the door open for you?
Has someone ever given you a quarter because you were 19 cents short on buying that doughnut?
Has someone ever helped you pick up something you dropped?
Has someone ever told you your pants were unziped to save you the emarisment?
Has someone ever fixed the tag on your shirt because it was sticking out?
Has someone ever let you take the last box of cerial at the store?
These things are nice small gestures that anyone can do yes even you! So today try and pay it forward to someone no matter how big or small.
(warning, my blog has MANY mispelling in it, yes i know!)
RelationshipsWhen girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next da
Right On Andy RooneyAndy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entert ainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE ?
I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.
I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of
WomenWOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused tocome shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
BlingHey everybody. My R/L Fiance and I are having a competition between the two of us. We want to see who has the most bling by the end of January. So far he is beating me 20-13. If you can all help me out...even just the 1 credit blings would be great. I will do whatever you want in return. Thanks in advance.
So MadToday I got so mad. I went to a lounge that my best friend was co owner of. Well I went there and right away I was told I was not wanted in the lounge. It is a lounge for soldiers and supports of soldiers. I proudly support the military,but the owner doesn't like me, due to a email that was sent to her saying it was from me,and no not my given name but my fubar name. The freaker who wrote it didn't bother to use my real name just slapped my fake one on it pretending to be me. Well me and the owner were friends before this email was sent out,but after it she not only stopped talking to me but blocked me and didn't give me a reason so I was in the dark until a "friend" told me what was going on. I was hurt, how could someone think I would do something so mean without reason. This is only a little of the story. Lets just say the email was really really bad,and i still don't know what it said. All I know is I am getting penalized for something that I didn't do. All I know is because over a
WhenWhen I am with you
eternity seems to step away
my love continues to grow
with each passing day
This is a treasure of love
I treasure you with my soul
how much I love you
you'll never truly know
You bring joy to my heart
I never felt before
with each touch of your heart
I love you more and more
Whenever we say goodbye
whenever we part
know I hold you dearly
deep inside my heart
So these seven words
I pray you hold true
" forever and Always
I will love you" I will wlak beside you
No matter where you go
No matter what we can make it through
I'll hold your hand
This wasn't planned
No matter what it takes
This is fate
Together we will make t happen
I will be your shelter when your in pain
Our feelings are the same
No longer shall we live in shame
There is no one to blame
As long as I got you
and you have got me
Is this what happiness is suppose to be
I won't let you down
Our love is still here when you turn around
We will make it through
Let It GoThere are people who can walk away from you, And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone.
When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left.
It doesn't mean that they are a bad person, it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've go to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead
You've got to know when it's over. I believe in good-bye. It's not that I'm hateful, it's that I'm faithful, and I know whatever God means for me to have He'll give it to me. And if it take too much sweat, I don't need it. Stop begging people to stay. Let them go.
If you are holding on to something that doesn't belong to
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TextI stand at the thresholdof the Devil's doorway.The windfrom a pair of tinyflapping wingscould push mein eitherdirection.I stand in aweof God's creation.His light illuminatesa pathHis stars shine downupon usHis wrathis coming.ComingForMe.I am an outcastof loveit has alienated mein all its gloryand good intentions.It has taken advantageof mymindand soul.The Devil is inthe details.Love lingersin the detailsthe forgotten cracksand crevicesthe unexplored regionsof hate.Opposite sides of the sameBlade.Do alleged murdererslocked up in their iron cagesfeel the tugging in theirgutwhen they think aboutthe onewho gotaway?In a world of domeswhere isa cube supposedto find acceptance?follow the tinklingof glass on glassmusic on the heartscreams against metal wallsof whats trappedinside of you.There you findthe only onewho trulyaccepts.For all the acceptancegainedyou must live withall the foul playand all the liesThe crueltythe hatethe love lostand paradisenever found. after 4 years of memorizing eve
For Anyone Who's In The MilitaryYou are the fellow brother
Trained to beat any weather
This country is now safer and better
I know you will always have pain
Constantly fighting to stay sane
The fighting will always drain
I see it written on your face
Please know it's not a disgrace
We now live in a better place
Words can never repay
what you faced every day
we fold our hands and pray
Please know that we do care
The war was cruel and unfair
The cross you will always bare
I know you can't go to bed
Because of the images in your head
Just remember what I said
We will always cherish
for the ones who perish
Never give up or relinquish
You felt pain in your heart
Your world fell apart
Lost not knowing how to start
Please come over here
and I will make it clear
You will never have to fear
I know you will never forget
Just please don't regret
it was the devil you met
You continue to drive
you are still alive
God chose for you to survive
You must live again
Forget where
Hunger Inside MeHunger Inside Me
Just sensual poem hope you enjoy
Listening to music in our heads,
We slowly undress,
Feel the passion,
Let it flow.
Enjoy each others heartbeats
Two souls joined to be complete.
Kissing passionately,
Caressing each others every crevasse.
Your tongue whisking gently along the
Nape of my neck.
Passion ignites with furry.
Sensual sensation over comes me.
Filing my every desire,
Not knowing what will transpire.
Feels like thousand tongues cascading over my body,
One going inside me,
going deeper, deeper,
Growing longer with every thrust.
Wanting that continuous orgasm that's enduring
Stronger and stronger,
Cascading the simplicity
of your arousal inside of me
Makes me hunger for more.
Making me moan with shirking ecstasy.
Make wild passionate never ending love.
Feel like a shaken champagne bottle ready to be pop
the cork.
The passion engulfs me,
Making me so wet.
Wanting you to taste every drop of liquid
Passion that flows out of me.
Respect My View On ItThe best gift you can give your partner is to respect them and let them be all they can be. Most people believe Love is the most important factor in a marriage, however I disagree, I believe the most important thing in a relationship is respect for one another.
Show your loved one respect in all things, respect for their opinion, their wisdom, their judgment and who they are as a person. Remember that you married them because you value their judgment. As you walk down this road we call life - you will come to many forks and intersections, remember that their view of the world is valuable to the decision making. Listen to what your partner has to offer and honor that wisdom. Know that you now have someone who you can trust. When you argue about something - ah yes - it can happen. But when you do argue, take a minute to remember that the other persons' opinion is one you value and perhaps the answer is somewhere between your idea and their idea. Most importantly, find a way to respect
Turn The PageAs the door closes on an old chapter of life a new one begins .......This one is different than i have ever started b4 i am not sure where i am going or what lies ahead all i know is this begins in the morning ........i am so tired of the road i do not know what to do all i want is to go home but i can not at this time ......................work is slow even in my bussiness its so crazy and things are getting tough but as always i shall survive ..................... I LOVE YOU TINY AS I BACK THE OLD RED DODGE UNDER MY 5 TH WHEEL AND DECIDE THAT HOME IS SOMEWHERE ELSE I FEEL NERVOUS LIKE A CHILD YET AS THE MAN I AM MY WORDS ARE WHAT THEY ARE GOTTA GIVE SOME CREDIT BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOU MAY THINK FOR TURMOIL IS AMONGST AS WELL AS THE BITTER COLD AWAITS ME AND THE HEAT OF PASION RISES WITHIN MY SOUL I AM FINISHED HERE SO BE IT AND BEHIND ME I LEAVE NOTHING BUT FOOT PRINTS AS I MOVE ON ..INTO WHATEVER LIES AHEAD AND I DO IT FAITHFULLY ...WITH BUT A FEW WORDS I SAY AS THE LAST NIGHT HER
25 Random Things About Me1) I was once married and I don't miss the ex-wife.
2) Other than the ex-wife, I get along great with my exs, one of them is one of my best friends.
3) I am a kid at heart and will always be a Toys-R-Us kid.
4) I can draw and paint, especially cartoon characters, just dont have a desire to do it all the time.
5) I have had many jobs and still no clue what I want to do for a career.
6) I LOVE talking to new people. No matter where I go, I can find someone to have a conversation with.
7) I used to be a shy kid.
8) I enjoy long drives, even if they don't take you anywhere.
9) I love the scent of a female 'the morning after'.
10) I will read anything, just prefer SciFi or Fantasy.
11) As a kid, I once almost bumped into Roy Clark with a piece of pizza at a Braves game.
12) I enjoy sitting in the middle of nowhere and listening to the sounds going on around you.
13) People watching is one of my favorite sports, especially watching drunk guys trying to pic
What Could Have BeenI wish I had thought of this sooner, but I am going to pick a song each day that relfects a mood, emotion or event from my day & put the lyrics here.
Like a flower waiting to bloom
Like a lightbulb in a dark room
I'm just sitting here waiting for you
To come home and turn me on
Like the desert waiting for the rain
Like a school kid waiting for the spring
I'm just sitting here waiting for you
To come on home and turn me on
My poor heart, it's been so dark since you been gone
After all, you're the one who turns me off
You're the only one who can turn me back on
My hi-fi's waiting for a new tune
The glass is waiting for some fresh ice cubes
I'm just sitting here waiting for you
To come on home and turn me on
Turn me on
A Dark Poem... Not Sure If It Is That Great But Thats Ok. Just Came To Me.The eyes well up out of sadness but all that falls is a drop of blood from the heart that is feeling the pain.
The air becomes thin, you try to gasp for breath, but all you can breath is more pain.
The lump in the throat grows bigger as you try to choke away the pain.
The Heart feels weak and is sinking in your chest.
The body becomes immobile from the vale of sadness.
Minutes feel like eternity with the thoughts of what use to be.
The mind feels heavy with memories and pain.
The loss you know you caused is what haunts you now.
Time will pass but the memories and feelings will always remain.
Relationship lost is a sharp quick cut.
The memories and feelings never let it heal.
This is your nightmare.
This is my life!
Newest AuctionONE MORE TIME...
I've entered myself into another auction. Please stop by and check out what I have to offer and see if you might be interested. If not will you at least rate the pic for me. Thank you so much!!
Finding Out Who You Really Are...i am starting to realize that being 24 and still young isnt all that its cut out to be...what does that mean? wellI am tired of going to the bars and going with someone and being ignored...tired of getting walked all over and not having the balls to stand up for my convictions...i am realizing to get through this life I need to find my inner strength and channel it out...this is hard and I just cant seem to find out how this works. I know through time I will get it but its hard
Friendsi had a friend who joined fubar. now she is constantly harassed by fubar members to put up
nsfw photos. is this the normal behavior of the
men here?
Life SucksWow 2008 has been a bad year for me. I sure hope 2009 goes better. My son has had Crohns disease really bad the entire year of 08' since then he had surgery. He is gaining weight again which is great. He was down to 110lbs. at one time and for a 6' tall kid thats not good. He now weighs about 155lbs.
I have also had marriage problems...I think my asshole of a husband is cheating on me... So just trying to get thru that mess.
I'm also looking for a job...I know a lot of people are.
I'm really trying to get thru a lot right now so please 4give me friends for not keeping in touch.
Alcohol really seems to help...LOL!
I hope everyone else on here are doing much better than me...Please leave comments and if you do...anything that makes me laugh would really be great!!!!
Take care to all my friends!!!!
~Tracy~
Thomas Ford LangleyI've always been there every time he let you down.
I caught your fallin' tears before they hit the ground.
But I just heard somebody say that you finally told him goodbye.
Well, girl now you've finally made your move, now I'm here to make mine.
I wanna be there when you wake up,
Be more than just your friend.
Baby there's no mistakin',
You're the love I wanna be in, ah yeah.
I've kept my feelins under lock and key.
Couldn't let you see them even though it was killin' me.
You can't imagine all the time I spent wishin' you were mine.
I just know if we ever kissed, we'd go crazy, baby, for the rest of our lives.
I wanna be there when you wake up,
Be more than just your friend.
Baby there's no mistakin',
You're the love I wanna be in.
[Instrumental Break]
Well, I wanna be there when you wake up,
Be more than just your friend.
Baby there's no mistakin',
You're the love I wanna be in.
I wanna be there when you wake up,
Be more than just your friend.
Baby th
A Womans ManA true man is loving, compassionate, kind
who loves you for your heart,soul,and mind.
He care not what others say,think, and do;
His world evolves around you.
A true man holds you tight in his arms.
wanting to keep you forever unharmed.
His joyous eyes are staring deep into yours;
as he gives you that look,you feel secure.
His soft whisper sounds like sweet music to your ears.
Hes moving close,letting you know he is near...
As you receive a warm embrace,
You see the expression upon his soft tender face.
His white smile tells it all.
You rush with glorious pride,
because you know he'll forever be by your side.
Your hearts belong to one another;
Through pain and sorrow,you support each other
As those beautiful memories come pouring in.
You feel his strong love once again.
Oh, but true men are so hard to find!
Through all this chaos is true love undivine.
You yet wait for your prince to come
And to love you unconditionally, not just some.
How you wish to feel his co
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DatingSOOOO....I'M VERY NEW IN THE DATING SCENE AFTER BEING GONE FOR 12YRS. WHAT I HAVE NOTICED IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS IS THINGS HAVE CHANGED. BEFORE I GOT MARRIED, DATING WAS A MAN PICKED YOU UP AT HOME, TOOK YOU TO DINNER AND A MOVIE. HE AT LEAST WORKED AT TRYING TO GET THE BOOTIE AT THE END OF THE NIGHT. NOW IT IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT. RIGHT AWAY THE MAN IS TALKING ABOUT SLAMMIN THAT ASS! HE DOESNT ASK YOU OUT TO DINNER OR A MOVIE..YOU MIGHT GET AN INVITE TO A HOTEL. MAYBE I HAVE JUST MET THE WRONG MEN, IF SO THEN WHERE CAN I MEET THE ONES THAT LIKE THE CHALLENGE OF A WOMAN. SO FOLKS HIT ME UP AND GIVE ME SOME INSIGHT INTO THE WHOLE DATING SCENE THAT I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT ANYMORE!
HiringTAKE ME TO THE NEW SWEETWATERS
TAKE ME TO BETRAYED SOULS
PoetryI was looking thru my old blog and saw my old poetry. I haven't written anything in a long while. I just thought I would share these and leave them open for criticism and what have you.
I hope all who read them enjoy them...and yes, I was a little emo for a while there...lol...it's what happens when you're lonely... Written on 5/29/2006
Forsaken by my God
Unparallelled emptiness
Longing only for the touch of His robe
I cry out for mercy
I cry out for forgiveness
I repent my impurities
He takes me in His arms
and I am fulfilled once again
My cup overfloweth
His Spirit withing my being
The beauty of His light in my eyes
A life new and changed again
Renewal and happiness return
Constantly I fall
harder and farther each time
Turning my back to and heart away from God
Resenting Him for choices I'VE made
And reaping only consequences I DESERVE
You are a merciful God
Forgiving God
Beautiful God
MY GOD Written on 10/17/2005
A time for healing has come and
SexI was just wondering...just how freaky the fubar population REALLY is.
So my question...Where is the craziest place you ever did IT at? and how old were you when you did it???
And come on now...don't be afraid to be discriptive...this is fubar...not myspace. LMFAO...HAHA
LifeWe are lovers true and through and though
We made it through the storm
I really want you to realize
I really want to put you on
Ive been searchin for someone
To satisfy my every need
Wont you be my inspiration
Be the real love that I need
Real love
Im searchin for a real love
Someone to set my heart free
Real love
Im searchin for a real love
Oooh, when I met you I just knew
That you would take my heart and run
Until you told me how you felt for me
You said Im not the one
So I slowly came to see
All of the things that you were made of
And now I hope my dreams and inspirations
Lead me to want some real love
I got to have a real love
Loves so true and oh baby
I thought your love was true
I thought you were the answer to
The questions in my mind
But it seems that I was wrong
If I stay strong maybe
Ill find my real love
So I try my best and pray to god
Hell send me someone real
To caress me and to guide me twards
A love my heart can feel
No
GeneralI have a Craving for Someone to Join Me and My Husband and if your Interested and Live in the Southern Indiana Area/ Louisville Ky Area and are Interested Please Get in touch with me at my email addy at Steph11_47130@yahoo.com and i'll give you all the details.. thanks for reading my blog...Stephanie
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SOME GET INTIMIDATED BY THE REDS...THEY'RE HOT AND SEXY AND EVERYONE LOVES THEM
ONE OF MY BESTIES IS RED...SHE'S THE HOTTEST AND THE SEXIEST OF THEM ALL
GO SHOW HER LOVE
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Vows I Want Said...Wise words of Leo Buscaglia that I want in my vows...
I will remember to communicate my joy as well as my despair so that we can know each other better.
I will not demand perfection of you until I am perfect.
I will share the beauty of the world with you.
Each day I will remind myself to reach out and touch you gently with my words with my eyes and with my fingers because i don't want to miss feeling you.
Each day I will dedicate myself to the process of being a lover and then see what happens.
Our love is life.
Deleting My AccountI am to the point where I am thinking about deleting my account...I am sooo frustrated w/people and just lost.....tell me what you think I should do!!!!!!!!
Love SongI love to fuck up songs...HEEhee. I'm good at it, too. So good I'm bad. I mean, AWFUL. Case in point, here is my latest love song, very romantic.... To the tune of Winter Wonderland... I really shouldn't be doing this without a copyright, but I trust my Fubar friends..
Hey there girl, I been thinkin',
That I bet you been drinkin'
I see yer a ho, but I bet you don't know
Yer walkin' round with jism in yer hair.
She said "In the alley we can score some
blow, man!
And a jug of wine to wash it down!"
Later on, we'll ask him for some credit,
He'll say "Get a better job then come
around!"
Later on we'll retire, and convulse and
perspire,
The coke is all gone, but we'll get along,
and you've still got that jism in yer hair!
Hey, I've got my revolver!
It's a real problem solver!
We'll walk in the store,
Holler 'Get on the floor!'
In a week we'll both have jism in our hair.
Auto 11's New Datethis saturday i will have auto 11's .... have lots of pics to rate and giving away 250k to the person that gets me to disiple and who knows there might even be a bling in it for you so if you are willing to help and will return the love for all of you that i have showed mass love to plz do and then when you rate send me a pm and i will hit ya up again.... Since none of you can return the love don't shoutbox me no more telling me that you have autos on and that you will return the love since you all are selfish and only do for you the only ones i will help from now on are the ppl that make an honest effort to return the love and obvious yall don't care about helping others just yourself
Colors!HOW CAN PEOPLE TELL HOW INTELLIGENT YOU ARE BY YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
Bad WeekMy weeks been pretty sucky.. from having my tooth pulled to almost ditchin my car lastnight. Theres more but those been the highlights. Anyways.. friend just told me I needed a attitude adjustment. I admit..I probably do. Therefore I will not be on here that much. If I am..do not expect to hear much from me.
This What Happening At My WorkCaterpillar Announces Additional Layoffs for Employees at Three Illinois
Facilities
PEORIA, IL – To bring production levels in line with current demand,
Caterpillar Inc. (NYSE: CAT) today notified full-time production employees
at its Aurora, Decatur and East Peoria, Illinois, manufacturing facilities
of permanent layoffs. A total of 2,110 production employees will be laid
off at the three facilities as a result of this decision. The layoffs for
production employees announced today are in additionto a wide range of
other workforce and cost-reduction actions that were outlined by
Caterpillar on Monday, January 26, 2009.
In Aurora, where Caterpillar manufactures wheel loaders and hydraulic
excavators, 500 production employees will be laid off. In Decatur, where
the company manufactures off-highway trucks, motor graders and wheel
tractor scrapers, 1,026 production employees will be laid off. In East
Peoria, wh
Wtf?This has to be one of the strangest, most confusing places I've seen, not sure whether to just ditch it or try for a while.
Sad Dayi just found out that my aunt passed away. i havent seen her in a few years and im regreting terribly my lack of communication with her. nothing i can do about it now...i will just mourn her and hope that her afterlife is peaceful.
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LolbibleSo I'd really like to gather up a collection of Ceiling cat and Basement cat pics from LOLcats to make a LOLBible. If anyone has any of these, please let me know. Thank you.
File Under WierdA man faces a hefty fine and a driving ban after being caught having sex with his girlfriend while speeding on a motorway in Norway, police have said.
Officers initially trailed the couple's car after noticing it was swerving from side to side and travelling at 33km/h (20mph) over the road's speed limit.
But they soon realised the erratic driving was due to the woman "sitting on the man's lap", a spokesman said.
After filming the exploit for evidence, they pulled them over at a rest area.
The 28-year-old man's punishment will be decided within the next week, but police said he was likely to face a fine of several thousand Norwegian kroner and a lengthy driving ban.
"Why they did it on a highway with such a high risk we don't know," Tor Stein Hagen, a superintendent with Soendre Buskerud Police District, told the AFP news agency.
"[The vehicle] was veering from one side to the other because the woman was sitting on the man's lap while he was driving and doing the act, shall we s
Her EyesBeautiful eyes open across a pillow top,
It seems for this moment time will stop,
The earth slows and sounds wane,
A frozen moment without stain.
Our hearts beat in time,
Your body close to mine,
With a smile of simple pleasure,
This moment should last forever.
BUT AT THIS MOMENT IT WAS NOT MENT TO BE,
THAT I HAVE LOST NOW ILL FIND SOMETHING CLOSE TO WHAT I HAD IT MIGHT TAKE A LONG TIME TILL I CAN GET THAT BACK
Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HELP ME!!!! SOME ONE IS STEALING MY PICTURES AMD DUPLACATING MY PROFILE THEY TOOK PIC OF ME AND MY SON CREATED A NEW PROFILE UNDER MY OLD SCREEN NANE RED AMAZON QUEEN I CHANGED MY SCREEN NAME 2 RED TAILED HAWK ME TRIBLE BIRTH RIGHT NAME!!! THIS PERSON HAS BEEN HARASSING ME AND MASTER CROW AND WONT LEAVE US ALONE !! THIS IS MY ONE AND ONLY PROFILE ONLY PPL W/ SALUTES AND FRIENDS WAN VIEW MY PROFILE!!! EVERY ONE MIGHT WANT TO DO THE SAME 4 YOUR OWN PROTECTION THANKYOU FOR YOUR TIME AND SUPPORT FUBAR!!!!
Family...OK HERE IS THE SITUATION...I AM SOOOO FED UP IT ISNT FUNNY I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING POSSIBLE 2 KEEP MY FAMILY HAPPY BUT NO....I THINK I GAVE 2 MUCH IS WHAT I THINK I NEVER GET ANYTHING BACK IN RETURN...I ALWAYS GET TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF....WATCHED MY GRANDSON FOR 2 DAYS NO THANK YOU KISS MY ASS NOTHING...THEN SHE COMES HOME AND STAYS WHAT A MEASLY 5 MINUTES AND SEES HER SON AND RUNS AGAIN....I AM DONE DOING FOR THEM IF THEY CANT DO FOR ME OR FEND FOR ME ANYMORE...I TELL MY X TO LEAVE SHE TELLS HIM NO STAY WHAT KIND OF LIFE IS THAT 2 LIVE....TELL ME THAT...AND THEN COMING HOME W/MY GRANDSON AT ONE IN THE FUCKING MORING BCAUSE SHE WANTED 2 WATCH MOVIES...THAT IS FUCKED UP....I AM VENTING AGAIN SORRY JUST FRUSTRATED....XOXO CINDALICIOUS
Fubar...We live in a politically correct (or even corrupt) world where we're constantly told what to do/eat etc what is right and what is wrong...
Anyhoo... Fubar...
I have 2 pics up with me holding a plastic toy gun (not even one that shoots) larking around with it, not being aggressive etc and they were flagged NSFW even after a week of me having them as my default...
anyhoo...
I hate people who moan about NSFW pictures and pictures getting flagged but damn now I see why...
Theres a lady hosting HH at the moment in just her underwear... and it is not flagged NSFW yet my pictures... in clothes!!!! is...
I would prefer my boss stumbling on me looking at a picture of a fully clothed woman with a toy gun than a half naked woman in her underwear... which would get me fired on the spot...
"Not Safe For Work" means it isn't safe for you to view at work as your boss may murder you with an axe... but how is it safe to look at a woman in her underwear but not of me fully clothed?
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MagicIt Must Have Been Love - Roxette
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HmmmmmmmRandom thought of today- Before you decide to go on the road to self discovery think about the consequences. You could be opening Pandora's box. And instead of finding yourself you could completely lose yourself. For the first time you find someone to live for, someone to breathe for, someone to be yourself for
and you fuck it up.
For the first time you can't breathe until you hear them say hello, until they are back into your arms, until they are forever in your heart
and you keep fucking it up.
For the first time you catch yourself smiling because your mind is on them, because no matter how bad the day is you know you get to see them, because they make you feel like you belong
and you fucked it up.
For the first time you realize that this is it, you want this feeling forever, you beg God to let you feel this way until the day you die
and you realize....
YOU'RE A FUCK UP
if you cant ever forgive yourself because you've done the worst, then
GalleryGod broke the mold,
When he made this one I know
She's breathtaking but so much more
She walks in the room, your lungs close
Making you never want to breathe again
Her boyfriend has got so much dough
So much ice his neck and wrist froze
Is he faithful to her? Hell no
But she chose to be with him, shorty
Tell me is the money worth your soul?
Tell me what's the reason that you hold on
When you know that dude has a whole wall of 'em just like you?
And girl you're just way too fine
Gotta be treated as one of a kind
Girl use your mind
Don't be just another dime
Because
I can't take
Seeing you with him
'Cause I know exactly what you'll be,
In his gallery
Just not fair
And it's tearing me apart
You're just another priceless work of art
In his gallery
She's so confused
She knows she deserves more
Someone who will love and adore
But his money's hard to ignore
She really doesn't know what to do
Girl it's just a matter of time
Before he finds another more fi
February 2009 Fu-ownerThis is my sexy and hot new owner. Show him lots of luv. He is a great person to know.
SixtyNineMunch FUOWNED BY TAT2BUNNYLUV@ fubar
Mental IntercoursePlease allow me to slip into something a little more comfortable something like your mind. Thought processes excite me. I'm stimulated by your kind. Deep and wet with the waters of critical thinking flowing like the rivers of time. Can I gently caress your intellect with concepts that I have created with mine? As I undress your thoughts with my eyes I know what you want because imagination never lies. The truth is all in your head I know, because so am I. Its better that way, wetter that way because creative juices never stop flowing Also knowing what I wanted you gave me a piece of your information. You seem nervous, must be your first time, sharing your mind. Don't worry, it won't hurt but you might get addicted. Because once you get the feeling it's hard to stop no longer being restricted by physical limitations. Having inclinations to, do it every time I see you. Not in public though, someone might see but they still wouldn't know. How I softly licked your gray matter as we rolled
PoetryWhy do I feel stupid when you look at me? Knowing deep down in my heart how it'll never be. Things changed so fast I was caught off guard thinking about how life without you will be so hard. Knowing standing on my own is the only way to go. Not having enough balls to ever let you know. Not knowing how things might have turned out if I had and how the thought of someone else loving you makes me so sad. Watching you walk right out of my life yet again but not knowing why or when. Hoping with all my heart I have been wrong about things from the very start. I corrupt our lives every time I make these observations to myself knowing if you knew the truth it'd put you through hell. So since I cannot afford the guilt I would inflict on you I just tell myself none of this is true!
StimulusStimulus package explained...
"Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus
Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using t
he Q and
A format:
"Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
"A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
"Q. Where will the government get this money?
"A. From taxpayers.
"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
"A" No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children and grandchildren
are expected to repay the Chinese.
"Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
"A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition
TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
"Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
"A. Shut up."
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Netties Cornernother holiday gone,nother year bout shot.everyone hoping the new year brings better things..myself,im looking forward to changes,new job,new location..next chapter in my gypsy life !hate being so far from friends & family back east,but can't seem to locate job back there,so looks like california is next move.i've enjoyed my stay here in new mexico,but i've had enough of the winters here & im ready to be in a more populated area than 'lonesome valley" !have an operatunity for higher pay & different work,so im gonna try it out ! been out here in new mexico since sept 08 now,hated leavin west virgina after 22 yrs,but i always wanted to work on ranch out west & when the chance came up- i took it ! i live right on the ranch in the bunkhouse,which makes it great not havin to drive anywhere to work & bad as the winter has been,im glad i dont hav to drive ! really nice out here,mts twice as high as wv.havent met many people here,no wheels & i stay busy here.i had been ofline untill last week
I HeardYou mean to tell me I gotta pay money to add a song to my page, or am I a weetad? If I have to pay money to be " cool " here I will just assume this whole place is a big gay playpen, and say to hell with it.
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Tonight, there is, basically another throw down on Cherokee Blvd.
Hood, Bishop, Archbishop, SPECIAL GUEST, INDIAN FRIEND !!!! Holy crap !! SERIOUSLY !!! INDIAN FRIEND????
So, if you wanna come hang out and hear music ALL NIGHT,, well this is the place to do it.
THE LOW DOWN
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Prayer For BikersBiker angel be my guide, As I climb upon my scoot to ride, Let your halo light the way, And keep me safe from harm today. Let your wings provide me wind and air, and send it coursing through my hair. Find me a peaceful sunny place, And let it shine upon my face. Keep the clouds and rain at bay, And keep me dry throughout the day, Watch over my brothers and sisters who ride also, Keep them safe and close to thee, Keep my wheels upon the ground, So I'll return here safe and sound. But should disaster be my fate, Guide me through to Heaven's gate, If I must join my fallen brethren, Please show me the way to Biker heaven.....
4 KeyweMY GIRL IS WILLING TO TRADE FUBUX FOR A TERRIBLE TOWELL, WE WANT ALL STEELERS FANS TO BE WAVING THEM HIGH SO CLICK THE PIC BELOW AND SHE WILL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU....
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Prayer/good Vibes RequestsWell, for the three of you that read yesterday's blog, we must have done something right!
The surgery went well, and he'll be coming home tomorrow.
Thanks to everyone who helped in whatever way they could. Hi All!
After we've all had the opportunity to enjoy the game/commercials tonight, I've got a prayer request for y'all.
My father is going in for (hopefully) minor surgery on Monday. He'll be coming home Tuesday at the latest.
I'd really appreciate having all the good prayers and positive energy we can get (it certainly can't hurt!).
Thank you all so much- and don't forget to enjoy the game! LOL!
Why?You were Loved
By Russ Gowin, Bereavement Magazine Jan/Feb 2004
You lived your life and now it’s done.
No more moonlight, no more sun
We didn’t always share our feelings or our thoughts.
We sometimes laughed together and sometimes fought.
Each life has a beginning and an end.
We never know what’s coming around the bend.
You look down upon me from up above.
You know in this life, you were loved.
I miss your voice, your laugh, your smile.
How you made me feel special with your own unique style.
Your absence is felt each and every day.
Your name is always mentioned when I pray.
As you fly among the peaceful dove,
Always know that you were loved.
These are the random thoughts of a griever, a lover, a helper, a teacher, a student and a friend.
TaggedYou Can Only Type ONE Word.
Not as easy as you might think.
Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED.
It's really hard to only use one-word answers!
1. Where is your cell phone? BED
2. Your significant other? MISSISSIPPI
3. Your hair? MESS
4. Your mother? LIVINGROOM
5. Your father? VEGAS
6. Your favorite thing? LOVE
7. Your dream last night? UNKNOWN
8. Your favorite drink? COKE
9. Your dream/goal? STABILITY
10. The room you're in? BED
11. Music? NONE
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? MARRIED
14. Where were you last night? HOME
15. What you're not? EMPLOYED
16. Muffins? NAH
17. One of your wish list items? WEDDING
18. Where you grew up? OREGON
19. The last thing you did? ATE
20. What are you wearing? JAMMIES
21. TV? LIFETIME
22. Your pets? NONE
23. Your computer? DELL
24. Your life? UNFINISHED
25. Your mood? HO
I Feel Good. (kinda Diary Of My Dieting)Well past year or so I have packed on weight..that I didn't want to do. 10yrs ago after my oldest boy..I did weight watchers..and lost 50lbs. You might actually see few of my skinny pics on my page evven. lol. Anyways..I have slowly gained almost all of it back..over time. I have tried few times on and off to go back into dieting but just not been motivated enough like back then. Anyways..thursday I went back to a weight watchers meeting and joined again. I got all the new info. So far I have been doing well with it..but then again its only been 4 days. I think I will be going to the first 5 mtgs though to really get me motivated. Nothing motivates me like knowing I am blowing 12 dollars on these mtgs. I better be accomplishing something. LOL. Today I started with exercise..which when I lost weight in past..I mainly lost just by cutting back on food. I did 1hour and 2 minutes worth on my wii fit. I actually enjoyed it to. I like the step aerobics the best. I got on doing the adva
Ddl Fam Get Together!!!!!ALL DDL Fam is invited to join us in a FIRST DDL FAM get together
It looks like June is going to be the target month for this
Please leave message here on ideas for dates and if you will be able to attend
Sorry You All.....HEY TO LET YOULL KNOW I HAVE NOT BEEN ONLINE FOR A WHILE I BEEN ILL WITH NASTY FLU BUG THAT ABOUT KILLED MY ASS....ANYHOW GIVE ME A HOLLR IF YOU SEE ME ONLINE...LOVE TO ALL MY FUBAR FAMILY:p TAMMY
Wow!im new to this site, and cant figure out how to do anything lol can anyone help?
ImbolcThe Maiden Awakens
by Karl Lembke
In the waxing year, the Goddess awakens. The Maiden aspect awakens first, as winter fades into spring. Imbolc, Candlemas, and Lady Day are names given to this first of the three festivals of the waxing year.
Imbolc, literally "in milk", refers to the beginning of lactation in the farm animals, in preparation for the birth of the young. The name Candlemas traces to the practice of blessing the candles for the coming year, making way for the light to come forth. Lady Day is the name given in honor of the Lady, who returns from the underworld, bringing the light and warmth of the newborn Sun.
Imbolc is the first of three Awakenings. In the waxing year, there is a festival of Awakening for each of the three aspects of the Lady. Imbolc is the Awakening of the light, when the first signs of new growth begin to appear, and the plans for the new year are laid. Seed catalogs are purchased, and farmers ready to sow their crops when the time comes.
The Republic Of TexasPlease note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union. (Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848. )
We Texans love y'all, but we'll probably have to take action since Barack Obama won the election and there's too darn many of those Democrat fellas in Congress. We'll miss you too. Here is what can happen:
1: Barack Hussein Obama is now President of the United States, and Texas secedes from the Union.
2: George W. Bush will become the President of the Republic of Texas and if you don't like move to another state. You might not think that he talks too pretty, but we haven't had another terrorist attack, and the economy was fine until the effects of the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came to roost. Can't blame that one on George. So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?
1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. We will control the space industry.
2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United
Lol Yeap, I'm A LibraBefore you wanna be an asshole with your girl, Think about this... While your ignoring her , another guy is giving her attention . While your giving her problems , another guy is listening ..While your to busy for her, another guy is making time for her. While your making her cry, another guy is trying to make her smile again, When your not sure if you want her, Another guy already has that figured out.. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT MEN
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The Beauty Of Some People's IgnoranceWell, let me start by saying I love chatting with people of all kids. I find myself, amused, and, in a way, frustrated. All over this one simpleton. Where should I begin? Hmmmm... maybe the beginning? Let's start there.
I was chatting on Fubar, as I usually do, when I have a guy shoutbox me, " Hey There ". I'm not one to turn down a new chat buddy, so I respond, " Hello there, how are ya? " The person then responds " I'm okay, do you have AIM yahoo MSN ICQ any of those messengers so we can chat away from this site? " Let me say this, if I don't know you, or have never spoke to you before I'm not going to chat away from this site or any other site. I then go to respond, " I don't chat with people I don't know or Im not friends with away from site," and he continues on to say " well go to my profile, and read it FULLY and CAREFULLY. You'll learn more about me there, than you would any other friend in a week's worth of chat. " I had every intent to read his profile, when I ge
I Never Liked The Word Blog...it bugs me that it costs more to live where I recently moved to, but it is much nicer here. The drawback is I spend all my time working and now I don't have time to do the things I used to love to do. I grew up around here but it's been so long since I lived here (high school) that I can't find any of my old friends. The ones that I can find are always busy themselves in similar situations. I just feel like I traded free time and poverty for semi-nice and manic-busyness. I hope this doesn't last long, because I'm really not happy with my trade. NTM, the biggest reason for moving was to be closer to my family, and now I'm too busy to see them. haha, it's ironic Well, I'm bored as f&ck tonight.
Drink Up!To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't?As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli)-bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = HealthTherefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
Valentines Date ?DUST ME PINK IS LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT VALENTINE'S DATE
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sfw salute (valentines day)
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HERE IS THE LINK TO HER SO GO AND SEE PLUS SHE A MAGNIFICENT PERSON
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Half Way Threw The BottleBlogs nomraly help me out they let me get all my thoughts in order. If that can even be a possiblity but ya never know! If you readin this I will warnin ya now it could jump around and not make any sence but when does anything from me lol
There has been a lot goin on lately. Been doin a lot thinkin. How old friends outta the blue one day decided to pick the phone up and call you and with just one phone call can open years of memories some good some bad but they all add up and make you who you are today! Well I had a GF call me that I haven't talk to in some time we were catchin up on times and lettin each other in on a glimpse of each others lives. She brought something to my attention. Helped me out and didn't even know it. She told me she loved how I always handled everything and that I wasn't stupid i always saw everything that was goin on weather I said anythin about it I did see it. With her tellin me that made me realize for all the mixed emotions and everything that I have be
Bands I Have Seen Live And How Many TimesI have seen: Gwar x2 Cradle of filth x2 DevilDriver Shadows Fall Mushroomhead Job For a Cowboy Bullet For my Valentine Atreyu Septicflesh Satrycon Vains of Jenna Amon Amarth Straight Line Stitch Avenged Sevenfold Napalm Death Dying fetus Wind of Plague Blackguard Darkest Hour x2
And others that I don't know or care to know the names of. These are just the ones who I remember.
The first tour I saw was the Sounds of the Underground at the Myth in Maplewood, MN. 11 straight hours of Death Metal and it stared: Gwar - Headline Shadows Fall Mushroomhead Job for a Cowboy Amon Amarth -----------------------------------------------
Not more than 6 months later Cradle of Filth came to the area with Gwar. In the Viva la Bands tour at the Myth: Cradle of Filth - Headline Gwar CKY - no show Vains of Jenna Awesome show but advise to Vains of Jenna. Hair metal is out dated give the 80s their sound back. -----------------------------------------------
The next one which sucked donkey balls T
ConfusedShe can't handle it when I'm silentTakes to the extreme now it's violent The words waste awayEating at me day after dayHer words pierce like a fluteI sit back dying as a muteIncreasingly driving her insaneLack of my words caused her painStuck in this life it's a rat raceAlways searching for a happier placeIs the grass greener on the other side?Forever in my silence I will hideAll she does is talk talk talkPushing me out forcing me to walkWhy is she forcing me to speak?Why am I lame and weak?No longer living in fearListen and my words they will appear.By Dakken Dedicated to RCH > Don't be Confused
> Your heart was only bruised
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> Time will help you move
> Love will only prove
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> That you are better then rest
> You deserve only the best
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> Remember that I care
> Life is often unfair
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> We may not understand why
> you need not cry
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> It happened for a reason
> You can weather the season
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> Good things will come
> Go out and get some
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> Life with out thorns
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ValentinesI am in a Valentine Auction of sorts. You tell me your best idea for a Valentines date and if I pick you you send/recieve 100 pic rates, a personalized salute (sfw), 3 comments a week for the month of Febuary, and anything else we agree on **evil grin** Click on the pic to go to original blog...good luck ;)
BlingSo tonight quite possibly might be my last night on Fubar for awhile. I have court tomorrow and its possible that Ill be going away for awhile...
With that said, I would really like it if someone would get me a bling pack, so I can spoil my wonderful owner and friends just in case Im not able to for awhile. I kno it sounds like just a ploy to get a bling pack, but it really isnt. If u dont wanna buy me the pack, then u could always just look on my family list and buy bling for any one of them, or spoil my wonderful owner with lots and lots of Rainbow Hearts (her favorite).
I just dont wanna be forgotten by everyone if I do end up going away.... Can someone please help me out? There is all this new Valentine's Day bling, and Im stuck with no credits. I has no credit card (dont really trust mysefl with them) and no paypal either. And I really wanna bling a few ppl, especially my wonderful owner Ashely420. So could one of my lovely friends out there maybe find it in ur hearts to h
Why I Am Mewell many say i am an a$$ hole and i am fat and ugly well i am randal e matthews and i am me yes im overweight i know im not the best looking but i am me i am my fathers son and he passed on in nov and i am liveing my life as best i can sure i was married and divorced but im still looking for that right one but im still me im fun loveing hard working big hearted man so feel free to tell me who you are
My FineThis is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, post it in your notes. Change the header to "My fine is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on Facebook -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having s
Fubar Real Life Get Together PartyJune 15th - June 21st plan now
All are welcome to join in contact me or indian Rose to let us know if you plan on joining us!!!!!
The More the merrier All Fubarians Welcome
Hot Springs trip at Colorado's valley view hots springs Fubar Meet and greet get together. Need to plan on how many will be coming so I can contact the place to get rates.
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Can I B A Prophet Plzz??~ AUTO 11's ARE ON ~
**Help Her Get To Prophet**
She is an amazing lady and a great friend. She is always quick to help any of her friends that need it, now let's show that love back to her!
Nobody deserves a lil help right now more than this great lady does... PLEASE SHOW HER THE LUV SHE DESERVES!!!!
Please click below to go to her page and get some points on her autos. Help her while you help yourself.
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Females PrayerAs he lay me down to hit, pray his dick ain't small as shit & if his dick ain't long and thick. I pray to god he licks good clit.....lol
Birthday TrainThis went so well the 1st time, I've decided to do it again! Welcome 2 the February Baby Birthday Train! If u're having a birthday in the month of February & u're an Aquarian or Pisces, I invite U to join my train and hopefully meet sum new Fu's and get re-aquainted w/ sum old ones!☺ Just Fan, Add, & Rate members who join the train, starting with me. Once you've done that, plz send in the friends request that you're joining this train. If a member is already your friend, leave them a comment stating you've joined the train! It's as simple as that.☺ Now just send me the pic you would like to use for your tag or I can select one for you. I will up
For My Lead PussycatEnglish Translation of "Nessun Dorma"
Nobody shall sleep!...
Nobody shall sleep!
Even you, o Princess,
in your cold room,
watch the stars,
that tremble with love and with hope.
But my secret is hidden within me,
my name no one shall know...
No!...No!...
On your mouth I will tell it when the light shines.
And my kiss will dissolve the silence that makes you mine!...
(No one will know his name and we must, alas, die.)
Vanish, o night!
Set, stars! Set, stars!
At dawn, I will win! I will win! I will win!
My MottoMy new motto.......
No expectations, No disappointments.
That is all
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Meaning of color and your birthday
Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom.
1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black , blue , green , or yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like flying or driving more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
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Answers
1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses
How To Treat Our LadiesAs men we tend to overlook our ladies. Not just in the usual way for not telling them that we love them. If you are married, this means she put you before everyone, for the rest of her life. Not only do they give birth to our children. They remember birthdays, run homes, work themselves, at times are nurses for us and our children. They're a lot of ways of showing them they we do appreciate them, a lot are small too. Well at least small to us, but important to them. Some examples are.
1). Open and close doors for them, surprise them call them from work just to remind them how wonderful they are.
2). Send them presents to their work, flowers, candy, stuffed animal, something.
3). Take a day off just for her and spend the day doing things she likes to do.
4). When she comes home from work have a nice hot bath drawn for her.
5). Make her a very nice dinner.
6). Offer to do some of the house work and do it.
7). When she is in a new outfit,
Auto 11s On With An Incentive To RateRate 100 of my pics during my Auto 11 and I will make you one of these tags. Just fumail me when you have completed the 100 and let me know which one of the tags you would like. The more you rate - the more tags you can get.
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Stupid PeopleI have learned in past relationship that if someone dont want you then they dont want you go figure. I talk to a lot of people and come to the conclusion men and women are dumb in relationships. they always chase after the ones that dont want them. and there is always someone in the background that wants to be with that person. and that person know that someone wants them but doesnt care cause they think that they have a chance with someone that they dont! but what they dont realize is that when they finally figure out that the one they want dont want them they think oh well that one person will be there when im down. well guess what we dont want to hear about some other person u want so badly to be with. we are the ones that you should be with not the one that picks you up when get knocked down. and yall know who yall are on my friends list that do this. when yall finally figure out who really cares and who really dont its going to be too damn late and the one that cares wont care any
Poems Of IntoxicationWalk with me into the night
entwine your fingers with mine
and hold on tight
Theres no beauty here
only misery and pain
But as long as your with me
I'll be alright
until you let me go
and i get lost in the darkness within
Your hands are so cold
but i know it's me who brings this chill
Because i have no heart
I have no love
I have nothing but you
My mind is playing tricks on me again
I can see your face
and i can see your sin
I feel your pain
I feel insane
I hate this shit why won't it leave
Just let me be
Let go of my hand and go on your way
I've held you down for to long
Spread your wings and fly
Good bye
I'm A Bitch Are You?I'm a Bitch, Are You?
When I stand up for my beliefs, and myself they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.
Being a bitch entails raising my children to be strong people who have a solid sense of personal and social responsibility, who are not afraid to stand up for what they believe in and who love and respect themselves for the beautiful beings they are.
Being a bitch means that I am free to be the wonderful creature that I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty.
Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.
Valentine's DayWhat a man does for Valentine's Day
Roland advises his friend Ricky that beer and cheap candy may not serve as a gift for his wife on Valentine's as well as wine and a goumet bon bon--the story twists onward from there.
Ricky contentedly stretched his legs out a little further in front of him in the reclining chair, took another drink of soda pop, and reached with a corn chip for another scoop of dip off the plate on the little table.
"Who would ever have thought our lives would end up looking like this?" he asked, looking across the table to his partner, Roland, in the other reclinging chair."
"What do you mean? There isn't anything wrong with our lives," Roland replied.
"No, there isn't anything wrong with our lives--that's what I mean," said Ricky as he muted the television commercial. "Here we are, watching the Super Bowl in my own living room. And each of us, we got married, and there's our wives visiting in the kitchen," he said motioning through the doorway to th
Rip HoneyYou put up a good fight sweetheart and now you can rest.
I'll see you again someday.
Love You
XOXOXOXO
Direct Tv PeonsOk so for those who dont know whats going on Direct Tv took 460.04 out of my account WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION and I have been on the phone constantly with them since the 28th of Jan. Well I finally got pissed off enough to say screw talking to the peons at the customer service number so I went searching online for the execs numbers and guess what I found. The numbers of course! So with that in mind anyone who has been or is displeased with any of the service they have gotten from those peons I am going to enclose the number for the Execs. Just act professionally when the operator does answer the phone. Here is the numbers for those actions......... The Ellen Filipiak person is the one you want to talk to she is the VP for Customer Relations. Very nice person who is willing to help with issues.
Here are some executive email addresses and phone numbers if you need to escalate an unresolved problem with DirecTV:
bruce.churchhill@directv.com, bbchurchhill@directv.com: EVP
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Sand And StoneSand and Stone
A story tells that two friends were walking through
the desert. During some point of the journey, they
had an argument, and one friend slapped the other
one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt,
but without saying anything, he wrote in the sand:
Today my best friend slapped me in the face.
They kept on walking, until they found an oasis,
where they decided to take a bath. The one who had
been slapped got stuck in the mire and started
drowning, but his friend saved him. After he
recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:
Today my best friend saved my life.
The friend, who had slapped and saved his best
friend, asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in
the sand, and now, you write on a stone, why?"
The other friend replied: "When someone hurts us,
we should write it down in sand, where the winds of
forgiveness can erase it away, but when someone
does something good for us, we must engrave it in
stone where no wind can
Ez RatesJUST TO CLEAR UP THE "EZ RATES" THING, EZ RATES MEANS ......SMALLER PICS, ALL THE SAME SIZE OR ALL OF SMALLER SIZE, HENCE " EZ RATES ", THIS DOESN'T MEAN THAT THE RATING SYSTEM WILL BE DIFFERENT OR THAT THEY'RE LITERALLY EZ TO RATE, THEY'RE EASIER TO RATE CUZ THE SCREEN ISN'T JUMPING AROUND FROM A SMALL TO A BIG PIC.
I HAVE SEVERAL ALBUMS WHICH ARE MARKED 'EZ RATES' , FEEL FREE TO RATE & COMMENT, IF YOU'D LIKE.IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO COPY THEM, PLEASE DO SO AFTER RATING THEM, THANX.
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Master/submissive Poetry Written By Othersi am a submissive woman.
i am not weak,
nor i am worthless.
i am a submissive woman.
i am intelligent,
and possess a strength
and perseverence that withstands
the trials of life.
This strength which i possess
and cherish
is my gift to You.
When life breaks You down
and makes You
question the man
you were intended to be...
allow me to allow You
to suck my strength from me.
Make it Your own.
i do not
nor will i ever
give my submission to a man
just because he claims dominance.
But to You,
i give all of me...
and Your ownership
completely
sets me free.
i trust in You to cherish the gift,
embrace my trust in You...
to protect me.
i have opened up my heart
and my mind...
the very core of my soul to You...
and invited You in.
i have
given You the book
entitled "Me"...
and invited You to read.
You know i have suffered
and
You know i am scared
but You...
You have endeavored
to erase the memories
and
replace the pain.
You are my Master
and
i am Yo
Popularity ContestsIf you think I give a damn, you're sadly mistaken. I don't give a fuck about them. Rate me what you will...I don't really care.
MeSlow Dance
This is a
poem written by a teenager with cancer.
She wants to see how
many people get her poem.
It is quite the poem. Please pass
it
on.
This
poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital
It was sent
by
a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing
statement AFTER THE POEM.
SLOW DANCE
Have
you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or
listened to the rain
Slapping on the
ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic
flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading
night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so
fast.
Time is short..
The music won't
last.
Do you run through each day
On the
fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the
reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your
bed
With the next hundred chores
Running
Feeling GoodI know I haven't been on as much lately. I will try to start..but been busy working..and exercising..and just bunch of running around. Today I did my first week weight in at weight watchers. I lost 6.8lbs. I know I can do it on my own..I have in the past..but I need a little incentive..or inspiration I guess. This way,, I know I am spending 12 a week.. I will want to do it LOL. I did 3 1/2 hrs of exercise on my wii this week. I am starting to really enjoy it. With all been going on though..by this time at night..I am usually extremely tired.
On another note.. just to let you know..I will be having a HH tomorrow. Stop by and show some love please.
Hugs...
Crazy In LoveCrazy in love
in love with you
I am in an unbelievable dream
but this dream is true
You're my queen
and my heart shall you hold
your fingers are like magic
everything you touch turns gold
your that "it" that completes my life
i know that i love you
I don't have to think twice
your presence brings me joy
that my spirit can't overcome
attached to you forever
like seed inside a plum
you're the cure to a broken
and damaged heart
all of these talents
yet unique and smart
my love for you is loose
and it's floatin high above
you make me feel so good
thats y i am crazy in love....
I See A PatternTOP 10 POVERTY CITIES
I think I see a pattern here.....
This has got to be one of the greatest American tragedies.
What do the top 10 cities with the highest poverty rate all have in common?
Detroit, MI (1st on the poverty rate list)...hasn't
elected a Republican mayor since 1961;
Buffalo, NY (2nd)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor since
1954;
Cincinnati, OH 20 (3rd)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor
since 1984;
Cleveland, OH (4th)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor
since 1989;
Miami, FL (5th)...has never had a Republican mayor;
St. Louis, MO (6th)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor
since 1949;
El Paso, TX (7th)...has never had a Republican mayor;
Milwaukee, WI (8th)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor
since 1908;
Philadelphia, PA (9th)...hasn't elected a R republican
Food RecipeIngredients:
- 2 pounds of Shrimp
- 1 Green Bell pepper
- 1 Orange bell pepper
- 1 Yellow bell pepper
- 2 Roma Tomatoes
- 1/2 of a big Onion
- 8oz of Mushrooms
- 1 bottle of Samuel Adams (Boston Ale)
- Salt
- Medley Peppercorn
- Butter
- Olive Oil
Take off the shell of the Shrimp and take off the puppy of the shrimp out!!! Wash shrimp well..
Put olive Oil and Butter to melt in a Medium High Heat let butter melt.. Cut Bell pepper (all of them) in strips same as the Roma Tomatoes, wait till shrimp is nicely Cook and red!Give it about 20 min let the olive oil and butter consume down add Onions and mushrooms 1st then the peppers and for last the Tomatoes.. let them get caramelize (get Golden) when this is done add the Samuel Adams and let it cook for 5 mins and is done Have some rice and Broccoli for side and you have a nice dinner!!!
XOXO,
Bad Kitty
P.S.: If u Make please leave me a comment :)
Life & Times Of The Juggalettei've heard that over the course of our lives, we're going to meet ppl that change not only our character, but also the way we view the world and our role in it.
it's funny how much shit can happen in two years. funny too how sum days it can feel like it just happened yesterday and others it feels like it happened a lifetime ago. two years ago, this coming march, i lost two of the most important ppl in my life. my rich and my bestie joey. thankfully i got my bestie back. but my rich...no matter how much i wish otherwise, i'll never get him back.
he was the strongest, kindest and most loyal person ive ever met and i loved him completely. he was the kind of person that everyone was just drawn to. he had charisma, a crazy sense of humor and a mouth that, more often than not, got him into trouble. my rich loved to work on cars and race them. that was his passion. he use to joke that if he could get the same pleasure from his car that he did from a woman, he'd be single for the r
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What Does Sdmf Really Stand For??SDMF you dont just put that by your tag on fubar or anyother site, its not a fucking fad..I no longer will have that on my tag because I know what I am.. I dont have to put it there..There are some people on here that are not true family members so watch for them..There are allot of fakes and sdmf means nothing to them but just to try to fit in someplace..If you are true sdmf you follow the bylaws..Its all about respect, love, family and not just music..Some people just put that on there tag to fuck others over or try to scam them.. I found that out first hand on fubar this is why I will no longer trust just your tag that says SDMF..Fubar is just to past the time for me mostly I have met allot of really good people on here..I know whos true and whos not..
Some Of My Favorite Songs.Moon hangs around
A blade over my head
Reminds me what to do before I'm dead
Night consumes light
And all I dread
Reminds me what to do before I'm dead
The sun reclines
Eats my mind
Reminds me what to leave behind
Light eats night
And all I never said
Reminds me what to do before I’m…
To see you
To touch you
To see you
To touch you
Epochs fly, reminds me
What I hide, reminds me
The desert skies
Cracks the spies
Reminds me what I never tried
The ocean wide salted red
Reminds me what to do before I’m…
To see you
To touch you
To feel you
To tell you
The sun reclines - remind me
The desert skies - remind me
The ocean wide salted red
Reminds me what to do before I’m…
Echo:
See you
Touch you
Feel you
Tell you
By
Kidney Thieves
Now even though I try to play it off.
I'm thinking bout you all day long and
I can't wait for shorty to come through
From your lips and back up to your eyes
My hands on your
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Me And My Other Half Carnia few days ago some one asked me what i see when i look in the mirror...............so i thought about it and ...........................
when looking in the mirror i don't see Jeff, i know it's sounds crazy but i don't see me. I see a manifestation of pain, a vesle that no longer belongs to me but to a separate person that keeps me guessing on what way to go.
(i've always been differnt from the way i act, dress and even draw. now i'm not saying that i'm special or better than anyone else cuz i'm not but i do have my qualities and talents)
for as long as i can remember i have these weird/deranged/psychotic/sick/suicidal thoughts. (i've never done anything to myself). so i decided to create what i like to call a mental maze to block all these thoughts in and keep them seperated. well as off these past couple days it's been getting worse and worse. due to the amount of stress i've been going thru w/ my family. (i'm not saying that my problems r far worse than anyone else's or a
Just JokesThis is the craziest thing I've seen in a long time.
U have to get out of your seat and walk away from
your computer. People may think you're crazy.
But it's well worth it.
When you look at this picture in a
closer look you see its?Albert Einstein.
But if you stand?15 feet away,?
It will become?Marilyn Monroe MEET CRYSTAL METH!!!!
Meet Mr. and Mrs. Crystal Meth.
I destroy homes – I tear families apart.
I take your children and that's just a start.
I'm more valued than diamonds, more precious than gold.
The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.
If you need me, remember, I'm easily found.
I live all around you, in school and in town.
I live with the rich, I live with the poor.
I live just down the street and maybe next door.
I'm made in a lab, but not one like you think.
I can be made under the kitchen sink,
In your child's closet, and even out in the woods.
If this scares you to death, then it certainly should.
I have many names. But there's one you'll
Addiicted To BloggingThe Gift
Blinded by the love and the longing to be with you…
You...my Soulmate, I truly believed to be “The One”
The one I would love and would love me unconditionally
The one I yearned to be with at every moment
The one I couldn’t wait to see coming home & the one I couldn’t wait to open my eyes to
The one I would gaze eyes with for hours in an intense and loving stare
My best friend who would always be there for me, improve me and never judge
The man I did things for I would never do, but wanted to and he would never have to ask
My happiness & satisfaction intensified knowing that his wants & desires were fulfilled
The one I would spend forever with, the one I would grow old with
An experience like no other you gave me, the good, the bad, the gift…
The familiarity of being in your arms, a comfort I knew all too well from centuries ago
As we held our hearts together in ultimate bliss the angels would circle us with wind
The moon, illuminating paths over t
For MomsDis iz so true...
My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.
'Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr.
Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.
'
It says I need not clean my room,
Don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
Or speak, or what to wear.
I have freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
And I sure don't have to pray.
I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.
And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you w ith a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.
Don't you ever touch me,
My body's only for my use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.
Don't preach about your morals,
Like your Mama
I Dont Know What To Doi dont know what to do my girls ex is being a bitch and i whant her and so dose he what do i do
Madeai can be like this when i am mad lmfaooooooooo
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