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Clemson Wedding -- A True StoryClemson Wedding -- A true story
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a priv
The Clemens FalloutRoger Clemens to Yankees is still the talk of the town in New York, and frankly, the talk of the sporting world. A few interesting things that have shaken out in the past couple of days:
1. That the Yankees were not willing to make the "personal allowances" in the contract last season due to the presence of Randy Johnson. According to Clemens' agent, Randy Hendricks, on the Mike & Mike Show this morning, the Yankees made it clear in December that this would not be problem for them in 2007. Also of note, Nolan Ryan set the precedent for this type of contract with Houston.
2. Clemens' claim that he wouldn't have gone to New York without Torre at the helm. I'm not buying that. With Pettitte, Jeter and Mariano on this team, if Mattingly or Joe Girardi are running it and Clemens is getting paid, my money says he signs.
3. The Red Sox wanted Clemens and misread this whole situation and Larry Lucchino is making noise about it:
"Clemens's agent, Randy Hendricks, was in Boston last
CleopatraCleopatra VII Thea Philopator (in Greek, Κλεοπάτρα Φιλοπάτωρ; January 69 BC–November 30, 30 BC) was a Hellenistic co-ruler of Egypt with her father (Ptolemy XII Auletes) and later with her brothers/husbands Ptolemy XIII and Ptolemy XIV. She later became the supreme ruler of Egypt, consummated a liaison with Gaius Julius Caesar, that solidified her grip on the throne, and, after Caesar's assassination, aligned with Mark Antony, with whom she produced twins. In all, Cleopatra had four children, one by Caesar (Caesarion) and three by Antony (Cleopatra Selene II, Alexander Helios, Ptolemy Philadelphus). Her unions with her brothers produced no children: it is possible that they were never consummated; in any case, they were not close. Her reign marks the final end of the Hellenistic Era and the beginning of the Roman Era in the eastern Mediterranean. She was the last Pharaoh of Ancient Egypt (her son
ClerksYeah, well.... this is my 1st one here, and I think I fuXked up. Oh well, who cares. These are some line from one of my favorite spots in the movie, Clerks.
I do not know really where I should put it, so it is going in to places. If ya wnat to rate and comment, cool. I will also have this in my STASH. Now, here it is:
CLERKS!!! (Now who did not like Clerks, come on!)
Randal: Well, the thing is, the first Death Star was manned by the Imperial army-storm troopers, dignitaries- the only people onboard were Imperials.
Dante: Basically.
Randal: So when they blew it up, no prob. Evil is punished.
Dante: And the second time around...?
Randal: The second time around, it wasn't even finished yet. They were still under construction.
Dante: So?
Randal: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers
Clergy AbuseI AM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY IT IS WE AS A PEOPLE DO NOT PROTECT OUR CHILDREN THE WAY WE SHOULD AND HOLD OTHER ADULTS ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS. HERE IN BMORE A CHURCH MUSICAL LEADER HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH RAPE OF A MINOR, WHO IS MEMBER OF THE CHURCH. NO ONE IN THE CONGREGATION WANTS TO COMMENT. WHY NOT? THE TIGHT LIPPED, LOYALTY GIG IS UP. EVEN THOUGH HE HAS NOT BEEN TRIED JUST YET WHY DOES THE CONGREGATION CHOOSE TO STAY HUSHED.
THEN I FEEL THAT THE SAME ENERGY MANY PEOPLE PLACE IN TAKING PICS ON MYSPACE AND OTHER SOCIAL NETWORKING COMMUNITIES, THIS SAME ENERGY SHOULD BE USED TO PROTECT, CONNECT, AND GIVE TO OUR CHILDREN. WITH CLIMATE IN WHICH WE LIVE TODAY WE SHOULD NOT ONCE FEEL RELAXED WHEN IT COMES TO OUR CHILDREN. THE DAYS OF SILENCE IN THE WAKE OF SEXUAL EXPLOITATION IS OVER. WE ARE SO ADVANCED YET SO BEHIND. THE FUTURE DEPENDS ON US AND WE ARE FAILING MISERABLE.
Clerical Team Member At Target! Is It Meant To Be?Well ladies and gents! as i said on my pro. i am on an LOA from a certain big-box retailer that starts with a "W". yep thats Wal*Mart.
well the reason why is that due to some disabilities i was not able to handle the position for which i was originally hired. and they had no open positions which i could handle. so i am technically on LOA.
I then applied at the bank inside Wal Mart. they didnt want me because they could not accomodate. How can a bank NOT accomodate? i was even willing to pay for my own chair that would reach the exact height of their counter!
so...This morning I applied for Clerical Team Member at the local Target...if your religious pray for me. Will definitely be appreciated!
Anyway...i'll keep yall updated!
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Jul 21, 2008 ... The Archbishop of Canterbury struck a conciliatory tone over the issue of gay clergy at the start of the Lambeth Conference saying
Clergy Response TeamsPaul Joseph WatsonPrison Planet.comMonday, February 2, 2009A large church organization has refused to divulge how many of its pastors are on the FEMA payroll, after a member expressed concerns about religious leaders being used to condition their congregation to accept the declaration of martial law.
In a May 2006 story we first broke the shocking news that FEMA was training pastors and other religious representatives to become secret police enforcers who teach their congregations to “obey the government” in preparation for a declaration of martial law, property and firearm seizures, and forced relocation.
Despite debunkers and urban myth websites claiming the story was a hoax, it was confirmed in triplicate by mainstream news outlets over a year later.
A KSLA news report confirmed that Clergy Response Teams are being trained by the federal government to “quell dissent” and pacify citizens to obey the government in the event of a declaration of martial law.
Clergy Response Teams 2White House Web Page Confirms "Clergy Response Team" Program By Bruce Wilson Wed Aug 22, 2007 at 07:23:04 PM EST topic: All Topics section ominionism in the military print this story As KSLA news anchor Shannon Royster asked, "could martial law ever become a reality in America ? Some fear any nuclear, biological, or chemical attack on the US could trigger just that. And as KSLA News 12 Jeff Ferrell discovered, the clergy would help the government with potentially their their biggest problem: us." Some thought it could be a hoax. Reporter Ferrell, for the Louisiana based TV station KSLA, described a program in which, in the event of another national disaster on a scale similar to that created by Hurricane Katrina, Christian "clergy response teams", embedded in or working closely with National Guard or Federal military units and citing Biblical passages to the effect that the authority of government derives from God, would be deputized to work with troops to pacify the local population o
Cletic Coligny CalanderCeltic names Modern months Meaning
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Dumannios November/December Darkest depths
Riuros December/January Cold-time
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Ogronios February/March Ice time
Cutios March/April Windy time
Giamonios April/May Shoots-show
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Equos June/July Horse-time
Elembiuos July/August Claim-time
Edrinios August/September Arbitration-time
Cantlos September/October Song-time
CleverSomeone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:!
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIE
Cleveland BrownsQ: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Cleveland Browns.
Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
A: To The Browns Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn't Canton have a professional football team?
A: Because then Cleveland would want one.
Q: What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home an
Clever One (mediocre Poetry)Trying, attempting.... scribbling
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Clever one
Immortal and preternatural one
you traverse the paths and plans of the apocalypse
destination unknown
You'll know when you get there.
Some have called your eyes incandescent
Others a transparent blue
But I know the color matters not
Ancient eyes. They have seen much
I saw you once.
Riding the streets of Rome with Caesar
How handsome you looked in your demi-armor!!
Red plume upon your helmet, and classic profile worthy of a work of art.
You did not notice me among the crowd that had gathered lining the street side to view the parade.
I was just another one. One of many who'd come out to watch the procession.
But this was one once upon a time.
Again, I saw you on a crudely formed wooden platform or stage
spewing forth politics and the way of the new world.
So many gathered. Attentive and devoted. Hanging on every word and theory.
I was the one in the back, on the
Cleveage ContestI am holding the best Cleveage Contest. I will be taking entrys until thursday night 6pm central time. Contest will start 2/5 and will go thru 2/10.
1st place gets a 7 day cherry blast
2nd place gets a 3 day cherry blast
You can not comment bomb yourself.
One with the most comments and ratings win
So private message me on which pic you want me to rip
And Good Luck
The Clever DefendantA defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined."
"It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer.
"Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" asked the defendant.
"Oh no!" said the lawyer. "This judge is a stickler for ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even find you in contempt of the court. In fact, you shouldn't even smile at the judge."
Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant. As the defendant left the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, "Thanks for the tip about the cigars. It worked."
"I'm sure we would have lost the case if you'd sent them," said the lawyer.
"But I did send them," said the defendant.
"What?! You did?"
"Yes, That's how we won the case."
"I don't understand," said the lawyer.
"It's easy. I sent the cheapest cigars that I could find to the judge, but enclosed the
Clever HansThe mother of Hans said, whither away, Hans. Hans answered, to Gretel. Behave well, Hans. Oh, I'll behave well. Good-bye, mother. Good-bye, Hans. Hans comes to Gretel. Good day, Gretel. Good day, Hans. What do you bring that is good. I bring nothing, I want to have something given me. Gretel presents Hans with a needle. Hans says, good-bye, Gretel. Good-bye, Hans. Hans takes the needle, sticks it into a hay-cart, and follows the cart home. Good evening, mother. Good evening, Hans. Where have you been. With Gretel. What did you take her. Took her nothing, had something given me. What did Gretel give you. Gave me a needle. Where is the needle, Hans. Stuck it in the hay-cart. That was ill done, Hans. You should have stuck the needle in your sleeve. Never mind, I'll do better next time.
Whither away, Hans. To Gretel, mother. Behave well, Hans. Oh, I'll behave well. Good-bye, mother. Good-bye, Hans. Hans comes to Gretel. Good day, Gretel. Good day, Hans. What do you bring that is good. I
Clever ElsieThere was once a man who had a daughter who was called clever elsie. And when she had grown up her father said, we will get her married. Yes, said the mother, if only someone would come who would have her. At length a man came from a distance and wooed her, who was called Hans, but he stipulated that clever elsie should be really smart. Oh, said the father, she has plenty of good sense. And the mother said, oh, she can see the wind coming up the street, and hear the flies coughing.
Well, said Hans, if she is not really smart, I won't have her. When they were sitting at dinner and had eaten, the mother said, elsie, go into the cellar and fetch some beer. Then clever elsie took the pitcher from the wall, went into the cellar, and tapped the lid briskly as she went, so that the time might not appear long. When she was below she fetched herself a chair, and set it before the barrel so that she had no need to stoop, and did not hurt her back or do herself any unexpected injury. Then she
Clever GretelThere was once a cook named Gretel, who wore shoes with red heels, and when she walked out with them on, she turned herself this way and that, was quite happy and thought, you certainly are a pretty girl. And when she came home she drank, in her gladness of heart, a draught of wine, and as wine excites a desire to eat, she tasted the best of whatever she was cooking until she was satisfied, and said, the cook must know what the food is like. It came to pass that the master one day said to her, Gretel, there is a guest coming this evening. Prepare me two fowls very daintily. I will see to it, master, answered Gretel. She killed two fowls, scalded them, plucked them, put them on the spit, and towards evening set them before the fire, that they might roast. The fowls began to turn brown, and were nearly ready, but the guest had not yet arrived. Then Gretel called out to her master, if the guest does not come, I must take the fowls away from the fire, but it will be a sin and a shame if th
CleverThe guys were all at fishing camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
> > >
The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
> > >
They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said,
"Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
> > >
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
> > >
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look
awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night."
> > >
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.
> > >
They couldn't believe it! They s
Cleveage Contest . . .OK, the cleveage contest started . . . Um, I seem to be "In The Lead" with 21 comments as of this moment (Thanx Tia - the favor WILL BE RETURNED!!!) I can't comment myself, so I need a little help from my friends . . . Pretty, pretty please? You can ask a few of my friends who are in contests, I will return the favor for you - I always do - so any help would be appreciated!
Much Love! Miss CinDee
CleverTwo brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom
leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going
to have a little whisk broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself.
This is really going to hurt!
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy........ even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes.
Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a Great Day!!!!
Clever E-mailThis has got to be one of the most clever
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROO M
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
Clever DoggieA butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the note, and it reads, “Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please.”
The butcher looks, and lo and behold, in the dog’s mouth, there is a ten dollar bill. So the butcher takes the money, puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, and places it in the dog’s mouth. The butcher is very impressed, and since it’s closing time, he decides to close up shop and follow the dog.
So, off he goes. The dog is walking down the street and comes to a crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the crossing button.
Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to change. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following. The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable.
The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog che
Clever Woman>
>An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse
>full of money. She wanted to open a savings
>account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she
>said, she had a lot of money.
>
>After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an
>employee took the elderly woman to the president's
>office.
>
>The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She
>placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was
>curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The
>elderly woman replied that she made bets.
>
>The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"
>
>The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are
>square."
>
>The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to
>win a bet like that.
>
>The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said,
>"Would y
Clever SignsSign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber."
***************** *********
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
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Clever SignsSign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
******************************
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
**************************
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
**************************
At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
**************************
On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber."
***************** *********
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
**************************
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows."
**************************
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
**************************
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
**************************
At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
**************************
On a Taxiderm
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CleverlyCleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Cleverst Email !~Cleverest Email
This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQU
Clevage Photo Contest Oct 14-20I will be holding a contest on 10/14/2007 thru 10/20/07 .
Clevage photo comments ony each comment will be 1 point.
contest will start sunday at 0000 which is midnight saturday runs thru midnight saturday
winners will be annouced monday 10/21/07
1st place vip or 7 day blast winner choice
2nd place 3day blast
3rd place 1day blast
4th place 1day ticker
5th place 1day ticker
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no programs to blast bombing you will be removed
self bombing is encouraged .
if you would like to enter send me a photo you would like or i can pick one for you .
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hope to get alot of enteries prizes are subect to change depending on number of enteries.
thanks
bingo
Clever"Passionable knowledge orchestrates meaningfull debate, anger followed by ignorant banter signifinately defines the lack of"
Clever EmailThis has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: ! When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS!
4-clevelandbrownsfanspleasereadlolQ. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. How do the Cleveland Browns count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Browns player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
A. To Cleveland Browns stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Akron have a professional football team?
A. Because then Cleveland would want one
Q. Why was Romeo Crennnel upset when the Cleveland Browns playbook was
stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar
bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a d
The Cleveland Steamer StoryI love to tell this story because it is 100% true, its quite funny (more so if told in person, so feel free to ask me when I am drunk) and YOU have the opportunity to do the exact same thing! So without further adieu . . . .
I spent an entire afternoon at Mamma's on the Half Shell one nice Sunday afternoon in March, enjoying some oysters and drinking no doubt. As the afternoon turned to evening, I found myself to be quite inebriated . . . or should I say, fearless. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a lovely young lady who happened to be standing at the bar having a drink alone. I thought to myself, "what a shame! Someone should talk to this girl, and that someone should be me" Not a second later, and much to my surprise, she had actually approached me to ask for a light. "I am sorry, I quit" I replied, and with much disdain. Acknowledging my sarcasm, she offered me a cigarette, which I happily accepted and I preceded to ask the bartender for a book of matches.
While leaning
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Clever Title HereBlah, today was a melancholy day.
Surrounded by people, but alone all at once.
~clever Women~read to the very bottomA woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.> > She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.> > The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'> > The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to> > mention that there was a condition to your wishes.> > Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'> > The woman said, 'That's okay.'> > For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.> > The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make> > your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women> > will flock to'.> > The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful> > Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'> > So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!> > For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.> > The frog said, 'That will ma
CleverWhat am i a to non exist. That has nothin to do. Put a fix on where in your capitivty. Mind's stated unelevated through one's own self hatred in my eyes. Seein through to your despise surprise ya displayin fadin. I ain't gettin what you sayin. You playin ain't fakin like you jhackin misunfortunin stumblin down in sake. I'm not a part of what you take. Livin life on way make make make all i did was a mistake take take take now look at the one's fake sake sake. Nothin but down on my half disevering fuckin up ya whole pattern. No matter in the worth that plays whole mislogical reappear no follow shit i'm lost to dark blind to see. What the fuck its all up to me. Blame put ya shit on me out to make the culprit. Unfortunate none what you take in it. Makin it you ain't less then what you is. You shit don't try to make for what you try to did. I'm rid ya ass is just dead lied down on the ground. While i'm just shootin off rounds. 4.4 to ya dome you ain't known. Its what i shown no face ya a
Clever Sleazoid - Dir En GreyWake up you're deadDoing meaningless shit over and overI'm just a third-rated star covered in bloodSee the prince on the rocking horse, his polishied face looks coolI'm just gonna spill my guts on you*Under the name of JusticeYou can't break my soulUnder the name of JusticeKill yourselfThink, you moranFall out of line you cockroachRight, left, front, and back, it overflows with despair and painThey say this anger, this emotion, and this passion is all a lieWither...I'm not even trying to justify myself The dark dark Sunday, the blood stainsYou can't save yourselfThe dark dark Sunday, the blood stainsOne day I will fuck your parentsThis is the last timeWelcome to the garden of destruction........(koe mo denai kurai ni... sonna ima ni hitori to kidzuku)The night is cold and longThe night sky is deep and wideThe Dark Dark Sunday, the blood stainsYou can't save yourselfThe dark dark Sunday, the blood stainsOne day I will fuck your parents
Cleverly CamouflagedA few months went by,
before I opened my eyes.
To the true colors,
he kept hidden inside.
Cleverly camouflaged,
by all the lies.
Although he was three years,
older than I.
A little more of his true self came out,
when sex was denied.
By me,
each time I said no.
A little more was revealed,
it was starting to show.
I felt he was secluding me,
having me followed at school.
I second guessed myself,
like some paranoid fool.
Then one night,
while driving me home.
He took a detour under the bridge,
just him and I alone.
He made his advances,
once again.
While grazing his lips,
across my skin.
I told him no,
but he just wouldn’t stop.
I didn’t know how else,
to get my point across.
I snatched away,
and said in a firm tone.
I’m breaking up with you,
just leave me alone!
He got very angry,
and tried to pull me back into his car.
I made it known that this time,
he had gone too far.
I shouted.
Why is it so hard for you to understand?
That I
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" *click* "*click*
by steve porter ©
shes his fantasy girl
and wants to be his star
so she strips down to panties
jumps up on the bed
then turns her head
slips the lollipop
between her lips
and puts on a pouty face...
*click*
she seduces the lolly
from her wet mouth
and traces a sticky trail
that trickles down her belly
then she slips it in
between the elastic band
and her smooth white skin
and rubs herself down there...
*click*
she pulls them off
and tosses herself across the bed
spreads her legs wide
and shoves the candy inside
twisting and turning
sliding and sighing
moaning and groaning
and then she licks her lips...
*click*
finally she turns around
and bending down
she hikes her ass up in the air
she puts the sucker there
and swallows the candy whole
and all that is left
is the little white stick
and a cherry-flavored asshole...
*click*
ClickClick
Sittin... just doing my thing.
I hear that little sound
a message saying "hi"
I return the hello,
and that's where it started...
Yappin about everything
like we know each other,
yet complete strangers...
Strangers who click
where others have no clue,
no common bond...
Yet you seem to know me
and it all began,
with that little sound.
~Skitz0~
I am sure I am not the only person that heres that little noise either and when they look up they have a permanant smile on their face!!!
Click *the Movie*It wasnt bad. Im guessing I would have used it for evil as well. I would have fast forwarded through pregnancy thats for damn sure.
I have no idea whats happend to me latley, even when I was pregnant I didnt cry at movies. Friends made me cry for some reason, but never movies. Now I ball my brains out...hopefully the emo goes away!
Hope everyones having a good humpday!
Click It Bitches.IMVU - The World's Greatest 3D Chat
It's fun and I get to go shopping if you sign up :)
God, I feel like a whore.
But seriously, it is fun.
ClicheI’m sick or writing the same thing.
I’m sick of repeating myself.
I’m sick of being like everyone else.
I’m sick of trying to fit in.
I’m sick of being myself.
I’m sick of “I love you so much.”
I’m sick of “I miss you to death.”
I’m sick of rivers of tears and once upon times.
I’m sick of death and pain and the same old rhymes.
I’m sick of this life sucks and I wanna die.
I’m sick of doing the same old things.
I’m just so sick of being a cliché
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A Click AwayA CLICK AWAY
A boring day,
A lonely night,
Not much to do,
Just thoughts to fight.
With one small CLICK,
My Mac is on,
The lightblue screen,
Again it won.
Click, click,
Awwww, what a sound,
My favourite site
I am CherryTap bound.
Surf through pages
And there it was,
The sweetest face,
Eyes that embrace.
A quick shout sent out,
Wait for reply,
Your answered fast,
I was so shy.
It was a thrill,
To chat with you.
We laughed so hard,
Temptation grew.
In just one night,
You took my heart,
I knew it then,
It was THE START.
Click Click BoomOn those Saturdays,
when kids go out and play,
yo I was VP in my room I let the stereo blaze,
wasn't faded,
not jaded,
just a kid with a pad and pen and a big imagination.
All this,
I seek,
I find I push the envelope to the line,
make it,
break it,
take it,
until I'm overrated.
Click, Click Boom.
I'm coming down on the stereo,
hear me on the radio,
click, click boom.
I'm coming down with the new style and you know it's buck wild.
Click, Click Boom
I'm on the radio station touring round the nation,
leaving the scene in devastation.
I can see it in my mind,
I can see it in their eyes.
It's close enough to touch it now,
but far away enough to die.
Click, Click Boom.
What the hell is wrong with me?
My mom and dad weren't perfect,
but still you don't hear no cryin ass bitchin from me,
like there seems to be on everybody's CD
so just sit back and relax and let me have your head for a minute,
I can show you something in it,
that has yet to be presented,
oh
Click Click Click !!ITS CONTEST TIME AGAIN HAHAHAHA !! COME AND COMMENT BOMB ME :) AND YA CAN CHECK OUT THE HOT SIN DERELLA AT THE SAME TIME !! SOME COME ON CLICK THE PIC BELOW YA KNOW YA WANNA HELP ME !!!
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Clichewhen cliches are left unchecked and at the disposal of the angst-ridden
i fell on deaf ears
with poorly formed words
i sang to the choir
a recognizable clueless song
i preached to the unconverted
disbelieving my own sermon
i was lost on my own familiar path
a homing pigeon without a home
I was unprepared
soon needed repair
I was a believer
became my own deceiver
I was caught unaware
wanting to give, unable to share
reflecting an all to familiar tune
singing again all too soon
Click On Pic For Me Pleaseeeee Help Me!!!The Mother's Day Free Blast Contest started last night. I put the the picture from the contest here so u can just click on the pic and it will take u to the page to comment bomb & rate it. I need all the help from my friends and fans u can give me. Remember when u comment bomb, after 8 comments change your message and u can do 8 more and then so on and so on. I will be sending each one that gives me help a little something when the contest is over. And if you give me 100 comments or more I will send a very nice gift to you. Hugs and love to all. Debbie
Click..click..clickclick click click
goes the mouse
silently echoing
in this house
do i see you
i think not
are you sexy
cute or hot
i cant tell you
do you know why
i only see pages
as they go by
if i comment
its heart felt
insult not
below the belt
kind i am
until upset
bitch unseen
by you yet
shout obscenely
desperate fool
here's a towel
for your drool
lick the screen
may you get shocked
piss me off
you will get blocked!
A. Boudreaux 2007
Click-it Or Ticket?!?!?!?!?!?!?!What the hell is our government trying to do? First of all, what I'm about to say does not apply the anyone under the age of 18. Minors and children should be forced to wear seatbelts and child restraints.
I understand that our "great leaders" in Washington are trying to create a safe living environment, but this is friggin' ridiculous. Who am I going to hurt if I am involved in an accident and am not wearing my seatbelt?? That’s right, ME! Not the other driver, not their passenger, not little Susie walking down the street with her lollipop. ME! I might bash my head against the steering wheel, be ejected from the vehicle at a high rate of speed, or maybe live though it with only a few scratches. But, that is my choice!!!! If I want to jump off a bridge, my choice. Gun to my head, my choice. This applies to the helmet laws for motorcycles as well. If an accident occurs, and there is brain matter splattered up the highway for a mile, I see that as a boost to the economy. I’m creat
Click Click...Click click click
goes the mouse...
silently echoing
in this house.
Do I see you?
I think not!
Are you sexy,
cute or hot??
I can't tell you..
do you know why?
I only see pages
as they go by
If i comment
it's heart felt.
Insult not..
below the belt.
kind I am,
until upset :(
bastard unseen..
by you yet :)
shout obscenely
desperate fool...
here's a towel
for your drool:p
lick the screen
may you get shocked :s
piss me off
you will get blocked!!!
Click It, Or TicketSomething has really bothered me of late. This whole "click it, or ticket" thing. Don't get me wrong, I think everyone should wear their seatbelt. It is a proven fact that it will save your life if you get into a serious accident. What I don't agree with is making it a ticketable offense. All the commercials say "It's about saving life's, not about writing tickets." What a crock of bull shit. If it wasn't about giving out tickets, you wouldn't give out tickets. Just like when a girl says, "I don't care what you do," but then asks you what you did. Of course it's about writing tickets. Correct me if I'm wrong, but every other traffic law I can think of, is made to protect other people more so then the driver. Like drinking and driving for example. Drinking and driving is not against the law for the safety of the person driving, it is against the law for the safety of everyone else that is on the road. Protecting you the driver, is a distant second. Same with speeding. Speedi
Cliche Thinking... Sorry I Knowso i looked at the sky, like everyone does and had the cliche revolution that we are small and that we dont matter, hmm sounds like a Kansas song....
the thing that i'm concerned about is that i'm scared shitless of the thought and that i'm not going to matter to anyone or to become anything.
cliche
but i want to do something to change that, unlikely.
a writer, no, and photographer, no. dreams out.
Click..click...clickclick click click
goes the mouse
silently echoing
in this house
do i see you
i think not
are you sexy
cute or hot
i cant tell you
do you know why
i only see pages
as they go by
if i comment
its heart felt
insult not
below the belt
kind i am
until upset
bitch unseen
by you yet
shout obscenely
desperate fool
here's a towel
for your drool
lick the screen
may you get shocked
piss me off
you will get blocked!
A. Boudreaux 2007
ClickingI post this every week because everytime you click on it, it counts as a vote for me..and there's pics! LOL
thankx
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Click A Cherry To RateWhy are you supposed to 'click a cherry' to rate this blog? That used to make sense to me, but not any longer.
Anyone know what a 'fubar' looks like so we can suggest a replacement for those antiquated cherry icons?
A Click A Day And You Don't Even PayEven if you hate animals, feeding them through this helps you avoid having to feed them yourself.
Breathing is kinda nice, too.
Think about this everytime you eat or have a snack
If you like boobs, click this. If you hate boobs, click it anyways so people don't die.
You were a child once...
If you can't read, you can't use the internet. Help someone else get addicted to fubar, teach them to read.
Clicky Links For Everday!! Taken From Hellcat's StickyEven if you hate animals, feeding them through this helps you avoid having to feed them yourself.
Breathing is kinda nice, too.
I used to be homeless and hungry. If you love me, click this and feed someone like me.
Half the men on here are out for the nude women. If you like boobs, click this. If you hate boobs, click it anyways so people don't die.
You were a child once...
If you can't read, you can't use the internet. Help someone else get addicted to fubar, teach them to read.
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Click Here To Help!!!!!!!!thanx in advance for anyone helping. i need the most comments to win and there are no rules. contest is just starting and will end nov. 7th at 7pm eastern. :)
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A Click AwayA CLICK AWAY
by BlueWolf ©
A boring day,
A lonely night,
Not much to do,
Just thoughts to fight.
With one small CLICK,
My PC is on,
The light blue screen,
Again it won.
Click, click,
Awwww, what a sound,
My favorite site
I am ISPQ bound.
Surf through Ids
And there it was,
The sweetest face,
Eyes that embrace.
QM sent out to you,
Wait for reply,
Your answered fast,
I was so shy.
It was a thrill,
To chat with you.
We laughed so hard,
Temptation grew.
In just one night,
You took my heart,
I knew it then,
It was THE START......
Click And Join The Dark SidePlease just some help a click is all i ask if ya think you'd like it sign up its a vampire vrs werewolves roll play game but if your not interested just click and help me out thank you
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Cliche' Movie Plot ToolsLook, I love a good movie, but it really gets annoying when the writers cannot come up with something original.
First, lets address horror movies.
1) Flesh eating monster running around, girl sees monster, monster sees girl, girl goes inside, runs upstairs to a room with no other way in or out. Monster has girlsnack.
Look this has been used since the first monster movies. It has been done to death in the slasher movies. Come on, how bout girl runs into room with balcony AND weapon of some kind, girl uses weapon, slows down monster/slasher, goes out on balcony, climbs lattice work to roof.
2) Boy and girl making out in back seat of car. Slasher/Monster comes up, promptly kills them both.
This happens because one of the two people stand there like idiots screaming, usually the girl. And since the 'thing' usually pulls boy out of car, why the hell cant she get in the driver's seat and take off like a bat outa hell?
3) Boy and girl having sex in bed. Dont hear or see
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BUT I GET 5 POINTS JUST FOR YOU RATING THE PICS
SO COME ON HELP US OUT
THANKS SYCHO/DISTURBED
Rates = 5 comments each.
CLICK THE PICS
CLICK THE PICS
A Click Fix.I just looked at a top Fubar blogger because I am nosey and found a lady with diverse tastes, which is good.
She has a facility for Click and donate money, books or medical items as well as saving the planet.
One not on there was http://www.freerice.com/ and this is good because it feeds people whilst you increase your mental capacity thus staving off alcohold dementia.
I do not know who the lady is because she is a VIP also my laptop died due to lithium cell dementia. Well I forgt to plug it in so the above does not do a great deal for ADS. At least I know what bodacious means although not how to spell it.
Oh well, back to the rice click fix to take me up a level.
WONDERS NEVER CEASE I FOUND IT. HER BLOG IS http://fubar.com/blog/49244/563836
VITTORIAS PLACE.
http://www.thechildhealthsite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?
IS THE LINK ONTO ALL OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED DONATIONS.
I apologise if I have infringed anyone's copywrite.
Click On The Pic Below To Own MeDo you want me?? lol
click on the pic to own me, bid high please lol
I will rate their pics{weekly} and stash during hh's while owned by them,
will pimp them in a blog permanently,
add them to my profile during the owned period,
make a bulletin about them weekly,
pimp them in my Mumms... lol... I like to Mumm,
will do personal sfw salutes....... if they like legs/feet would do a legs/foot salute,
even write a story a story for them
{could even add them to family during the month they own me.... but I do not have family only pics either}
if bid were to get higher I could add more
I think bidding is over on the 12th.
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Runs from January 1st till January 9th
1.Gothique Temptation
Up for offer:
Their name in mine as "Owned By" for One Month
A link to their profile on my main page for One Month
A weekly pimpout just for them for One Month
HH rates of ALL stash and pics, 11's If I have a VIP
Three to five custom graphics made just for them
My personal IM, so they get to chat with me
a personal salute *SFW*
Real Life Gifts: including gift cards, to Victoria's Secret, Amazon, Fredericks of Hollywood, etc, various online stores, or a prepaid Visa/MasterCard cards
a personal NSFW salute
a personal phone call
5 to 10 pics of their choice, lingirie, corset pics
5 to 10 pics of feet, legs, heels
1 or 2 homemade NSFW videos
2.Sweet Shalyna
Up for offer:
All pics and stash rated during HH
100 11s once a week for a month if i am still VIP
SFW Salute
Will put my crush on them for a month
Daily profile comment from me
If bid is 30 D
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Click.click.boomYea. So i've tried writing this blog 3x already because i accidentally click something or hit refresh without realizing it. So today was really fucking boring. The highlights of my day were finding out my sister is coming out to see me tomorrow, speaking to Sephiroth ♥ on the messenger, having KIRA "pimp" me out. lol. Thanks girly! and finishing up the night with a fairly decent conversation with Xavier. Blah. The shitty parts of my day: I woke up and till this moment have had only spuratic moments of peace and quiet. The rest of my day had me almost spiral into an anxiety attack. I found out my good friend Pendragon is NOT coming out to do a photoshoot and hang out. Which sucks because I'm moving to Florida on April 1, 2oo8. I don't know why I am waiting till the last minute to pack. I guess it's still hard to think about leaving Vegas. But it's necessary. I think that too is overwhelming me. Meh. Whatever...
Grr. I want a blast. But alas. No money...
Blah. and stuff. Sorr
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Cliche "fubar" BlogSo, ok, my picture scrolled by on the top.
Happens often while on this silly site, so I have learned to expect the sudden onslaught of attention that is directed toward my profile because of it. Typically, I get a bunch of friend requests (16 so far, this time), and, of course, my shoutbox explodes:
Random Guy #1: heyyyy
Random Guy #2: gorgeous
Random Guy #3: sexy body
Random Guy #4: wassup mami you fine
Random Guy #5: im cumming to vegas next month. wanna meet up when i there? I get that often
Random Guy #6: hi One nice one
Finally:
Random Guy #7: i could eat the corn outta your poop.
Oh...no, no, no, NO!.Why did he have to go and say that?
Cliches, Repetition And General Pet Peeves.I am on, or have been on several social networking sites and I've noticed a number of different trends that overall, are across the board on all of these types of sites. Whether it's myspace, fubar or bangme, here are the things that I find so completely unoriginal, shallow and/or just plain corny.
1. The homemade pictures using just keyboard strokes. Know what I'm talking about? Like if I put a bazillion (yeah, that's an actual amount, I swear)#'s on this line, and then a half a gazillion %'s on the next line, it will make a creation that looks like a humongous penis. Ok, props to whoever had the ingenuity and creativity to create those things originally, but to those who put them on EVERYONE'S profile page, knock it off! They're getting to be stupid, and people don't like you anymore because of it! Were you a cheap-ass that just copied and pasted it, or are you that socially retarded that you spent an entire afternoon putting it on someone's page? Either way, cut the umb
Cliches, Repetition And General Pet Peeves, Pt. IiSo here we are again. Sorry, but I can't help it. I've got a lot of ranting to do. Social networking sites are very entertaining. Why else would I be on them? But yet, there are a number of people/trends that annoy the shit out of me. And without further ado...
8. People who purposely type in slang lyke dis mami or lIkE ThIs yO. It's not amusing. I don't care if you're from the 'hood or the ghetto, you don't have to type like you are. Matter of fact, I'm betting the biggest majority who type like they're from the ghetto, actually aren't. I know a number of cats who grew up in some of the shittiest neighborhoods of Chicago, El Paso, LA and similar shitholes. They neither miss living in the ghetto, want to go back to it, nor type like they're from there. Being "ghetto" is not some cute trend or silly little endeavor, nor is it something to be proud of. Ghettos are characterized by high crime rates, high rates of alcoholism, drug abuse, sexual violence and urban sprawl to
Click ThisSo, yet again my chocolate died on me. But this time it went all spazzy and they couldn't switch ANY of my info over to my new phone. SOOOOOOOO, I need everyone's numbers and such. If you wouldn't mind :D If you don't wanna post it on here just send me a message with it ^_^ kthx.
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A Click AwayToo far to exchange a tender touch, though with the click of a button and receipt of a flower. Too far to share the warmth of a kiss, though with the click of a button and receipt of a smile, my lips burned for a kiss from you. Too far to hold each other tight
my eyes wept tears for you.Now many years have passed and the button clicks no more, though my heart still aches and longs for you.
ClicksSo i am kinda venting a little but i kinda want some feed back if you can please...
so in the short time that i have been on here i have notice the majority of people all have there "CLICKS" why tho whats the point? I mean even though its the internet and all why cant everyone just talk to everyone why does it have to be so hard to talk to people.. half the time when u try to talk to someone they dont talk back. So what does it take toget someone to talk to you? Do you have to be stunningly gorgeous? Is it the way you dress?? Do you have to say the right thing, is there a secret code that needs to be said or something? i know were all different and all but i mean some people dont have social skills(i myself need work) so talking to people and learning is what life is all about right whether it be online or in real life but someone has to start somewhere.
there are alot of good people on here that try to help out many to lvl up where is the returned love? i know its just the inte
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Click..He stayed prone his GDF issued sniper rifle resting against his shoulder his eye though the scope he had another target in his site aimed perfectly for the bare skull of another being and pulled the trigger only to hear a click. "Damn it...all out of bullets..." He soon realized all the ammunition he brought was out even his trusty machine pistol was all out. Still not many enemies remained. He quickly stood and moved from his high position his legs pumping as the blood lust of battle coursed into his veins he'd get one more kill before this victory. He ran around the refinary to spot an enemy reloading without even a moment of hesitation he ran up to the enemy the butt of his rifle slapping against the man's face sending him sprawling to the ground dazed but not dead yet. He quickly jumped atop him and began to reaptively drive the butt of his gun against the man's face and throat the sound of steel against bone making dull thuds before the bone began to weaken under the stress. Soon
Click It Or TicketWhat a scam.
Why do we need a month long national campaign to crack down on folks who don't wear seatbelts? what a serious waste of resources.
The one law, aside from the helmet law which i won't get into now, that poses absolutely no harm whatsoever to anyone aside from the person who ignores it.
if i choose not to wear my seatbelt, what possible danger am i to anyone else? Z-E-R-O.
and yet, we dedicate an entire month worth of law enforcement resources to set up traps, stings, undercover operations, etc. to crack down on a law that was only passed because insurance companies were able to convice people that it would make us all "safer" while in reality their only agenda was to reduce the cash they had to pay out in claims and bolster their own bottom lines.
sure, the city, county, and state governements are all for it. it gives them a wonderful source of revenue. what better way to drum up money that ticketing nice middle class americans for not wearing a seat belt
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we sit on the computer all day every day anyways, so what are a few clicks more if we can save the boobies!
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Clicky ClickySometimes I just type to hear the keys make that really neat clicky sound.
That is all.
Click Me! You Know You Want To!ok, really i wasn't going to be all "rate me and rate people and woohoo" but ... this is sherry... and you need to clicks sherrylicious and go love the hell outta her cause besides the fact that she's an amazing person, she gave me auto 11's AND she has hers on, so if you come rate me or rate her, you'll get all your pretty little fupoints we know you love...and if you don't care about those, you get to see two hot chicks... how bad can it be???
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Clickever hear a song that almost perfectly defines how you're feeling at that exact moment? maybe its a song you've heard before, maybe not...but it just clicks? this song totally just clicked this morning while i was on my way home from work...
Heaven bent to take my hand
And lead me through the fire
Be the long awaited answer
To a long and painful fight
Truth be told I've tried my best
But somewhere along the way
I got caught up in all there was to offer
And the cost was so much more than I could bear
Though I've tried, I've fallen...
I have sunk so low
I have messed up
Better I should know
So don't come round here
And tell me I told you so...
We all begin with good intent
Love was raw and young
We believed that we could change ourselves
The past could be undone
But we carry on our backs the burden
Time always reveals
The lonely light of morning
The wound that would not heal
It's the bitter taste of losing everything
That I have held
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Click Click Boom!First off this doesn’t apply to everyone, all of my close family and friends please disregard because you ALL rock!!! I’m super open and honest and hold no punches, like it or not it’s me so deal with it or delete me, delete me and I wouldn’t want you as a friend anyway so GFY.. : ) So for a few months I’ve been bombing people like crazy and the same thoughts keep popping into my mind over and over. Why is it so hard for people to write an email that takes 10 seconds to say thank you? I never ask for ANYTHING from ANYBODY.. I was brought up in a VERY strict Italian family and taught a lot of respect, I do my best to say “thanks” to everyone but am sometimes overwhelmed with many, many pages of email and it takes me time to get through it all lol.. If I don’t say thanks personally I usually wind up bombing you lol… Bombs and auto’s aren’t cheap and a lot of the people (especially the beggars) don’t get this.. I do
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This song gets stuck in my head all the time.
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song in comments.
Click It. Dammit.This is what happens when I get bored.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cas/1516665763.html
UPDATES!
First reply, which I believe to be SPAM:
"whats up i saw your ad on CL. I was hoping you might want to chat. AOL - cheer chikXXXX"
Reply #2: More SPAM
"whats up
my roommate is gone for the holidaysi saw you're post. my AIM name is PurdyBirdieXXXXi'm just bored and sitting aroundi'm using my roommie's email... hers was open. haMandy :)"
Third Reply, more SPAM, but with a picture:
"Hello there, just came across your ad and thought I should send you an email
My name is Sandra, I just recently moved to Tampa and im loving it so far. Im 23, have brown hair, green eyes and im kinda short 5'4 . I will attach a photo for you and then you send me a photo ok?Hope to hear from you :)"
Real REPLY!
"...what kind of paint would you want to use?"
MY RESPONSE: "I'm not sure. I don't suppose any paint cans include the phrase "Gentle on Scrotums."
ANOTHER REAL REPLY!
"...so this has to
ClichésThe, well, cliché is "You write what you've read," so really thinking of something new and original, and even clever, is much harder than people are given credit.
Of course, there are new and original things that are garbage; Twilight comes to mind.
"A picture is worth a thousand words." "As beautiful as a sunset." "As high as a kite." Once original, now, they are locked away in the taboo box. Is that really a bad thing? Forcing writers to think outside the box at least allows the readers, and elitists like me, a chance to judge the writer on their creativity.
Some of the best things i've read weren't about new or different things, they just described the same old things in a new and fantastic way. The english language is the most complicated on Earth, and yet because of that fact it allows for so many varied, intricate webs of verbs and adjectives and nouns that create some of the most beautiful pieces of imagery ever concieved.
Yeah, that all came from thinking about how often I
The Cliche Cut That Never Heals.You make me so sick. Like 7-up and crackers Regurgitating my mistakes. [Spelling them out like alphabet soup] I’m crazy now Voices in my mind and walls eating me alive. Maniaphobia. [Live in fear, live in fear] The car is crashing. Broken glass and shattering fiberglass. Faces meeting the cracked cement. [I'm not sorry I find this beautiful...] I beg for another hit. What do you have and how much should it take To make me scratch a hole in my head? [Filthee fucking addict] We're killing it. Blood bath and broken skulls. Killing our creators. [There's a new king now]
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Clicks!bites carefully placed upon neck, the feelings linger...a whisper in ears, from soft lips...slowly, a breath of air escapes from a mouth upon skin...the familiar look in those eyes, mischevious..there is no way of knowing what to expect...moving in careful steps, then a short ascend..the floor boards creak under the pressure of feet..step into the room, pulling off clothes...they cascade onto the floor into a heap..slowly, a body slides underneath the cool sheets..hearing movements across the downstairs room and up the stairs..closing eyes and turning over onto stomachanticipation builds within...the door closes, the lock clicks..the blanket ripped away, revealing all that is...vunerable, but not afraid...a single fingertip trails up a leg, and involuntarily, pleasurable shivers are felt.
A Client/friendWithout sounding commonplace or vulgar, I wanted to fuck her the moment I saw her. It's that immediate, visceral response to which I
think most, if not all, men can relate. It was through Gene, a client/friend that I met his wife Terri.
I am a senior account manager at a bank and, frequently, Gene would be in my office discussing finances and Terri's name would be a
constant in his discourse, something typical of husbands more than a little bit enamored with their wives. At the end of our sessions, it
was also typical of him to say, you know, you really should meet Terri. I could never gauge to what degree he was actually serious.
And, I could never see any compelling reason why I should meet her.
Gene called one day, inviting me to lunch at a restaurant not far from where I worked. He ended the conversation by saying, there is
someone here I want you to meet. I thought nothing of it, only that it was someone connected with his business. In retrospect, it wasn't surprisi
The CliffI walk close to the cliff
I can see the world crumbling
I can take you to the edge
The knife of passion at my side
I walked among the angels as they watched
The suicide bomber crumble lives
The mom getting an abortion and killing her own
The husband punching his sweet beautiful wife in the face
Nice try she was more beautiful ace
The bums on skid row scabs on their faces and begging for a dime
The young kids smoking crack and blowing his own heart
The time it took to blow these families apart
Sad to say there is love in the world
The dad seeing his first born
The mom in agony delivering that born
The teenager getting just one A
The beautiful bride on her wedding day
The man coming home from war is more than he thought would happen
The child riding her first bicycle
I sit on this cliff
I know for just one man there was no "if"
He spoke his mind
He told you the truth
With love and passion on his mind he made the right decision
I live my life daily making a choice
Clif Found Love :dJust wanted to tell my friend cliff i'm happy for him and that i wish him the best in love and shit. I don't bare no hard feelings toward you clif and to know we had our fun while we did and i dont regret none of it and i hope you don't either ;D
best of luck dude!!
your friend,
Crystal
Cliff Burton Remembered...JAMMING SANITARIUM BY METALLICA,FROM MASTER OF PUPPETS! IN MEMORY OF MY MAIN MAN,CLIFF!!
I CONTINUE ON FOR AND IN MEMORY OF YOU!!
CLIFF BURTON WAS THE BASSIST FOR METALLICA,WHILE THEY WERE ON TOUR WITH OZZY,THE BUS FLIPPED OVER AFTER HITTING A PATCH OF ICE...KIRK,LARS AND JAMES WALKED AWAY ,WITH MINOR INJURIES COMPARED TO WHAT TRAGICLY HAPPEN TO CLIFF,WHO LOST HIS LIFE IN THE ACCIDENT...SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT METALLICA,BUT THE FACT THEY NEVER STOPPED,SHOWS THEY ARE TRULY IN IT FOR THE MUSIC AND THE MEMORY OF CLIFF BURTON..METALLICA GOES INTO THE STUDIO TO RECORD WITH RICK RUBIN ON MARCH 12TH...LOOK FOR METALLICA TO ANNOUNCE SOME ESCAPE FROM THE STUDIO SHOWS SOON...
METALLICA 4 LIFE...
Cliff RichardsHmm just done a what celebrity do i look like thingy on the internet, you down load a pic of yourself and it then says you look like....
I got Cliff Richard!! which is quite spooky my mum was his greatest fan in the whole world ever and i was born on his Birthday 14th October so how spooky is that ????? also Ben Aflek is another one, but as i'm older than he is, he looks like me not me like him if ya see what I mean..
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Cliff And Metallica"FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS"
"FADE TO BLACK"-my favorite METALLICA SONG
R.I.P.-CLIFF BURTON
Life it seems, will fade away
Drifting further everyday
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters, no one else
I have lost the will to live
Simply nothing more to give
There is nothing more for me
Need the end to set me free
Things not what they use to be
Missing one inside of me
Deathly lost, this can't be real
Cannot stand this hell I feel
Emptiness is filling me
To the point of agony
Growing darkness, taking dawn
I was me but now he's gone
No one but me can save myself but it's too late
Now I can't think, think why I should even try
Yesterday seems as though it never existed
Death greets me warm, now I will just say GOODBYE
Cliff Richard - Devil WomanWouldn't say this was a favourite song, but JWH made me think about it and now I can't get it out of my head.
So blame her...
Ive had nothing but bad luck
Since the day I saw the cat at my door
So I came into you sweet lady
Answering your mystical call
Crystal ball on the table
Showing the future,the past
Same cat with them evil eyes
And I knew itwas a spell she cast
Shes just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
Shes gonna get you
Shes just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
Shes gonna get you from behind
Give me the ring on your finger
Let me see the lines on your hand
I can see me a tall dark stranger
Giving you what you hadnt planned
I drank the potion she offered me
I found myself on the floor
Then I looked into those big green eyes
And I wondered what Id come there for
Shes just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
Shes gonna get you
Shes just a devil woman
With ev
Clifton FadimanFor most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
Cliff Notes For My Lazy FriendsSoooooo... here's a snapshot of what's been going on in my life so far this year.
On the 2nd I deleted my whole friends list. I was stressed to the max physically and sick of not knowing who had me on their list to be friends vs. just because they were too nice to delete me. Seemed like a good time to do it for the new year, and those who've noticed and sent me requests have been gratefully accepted back. It had nothing to do with anyone personally; I even deleted Durham without warning him in advance.
I'd had kidney stones causing me tons of pain since before turkey day. I finally got a surgery scheduled for 1/5 to have the large ones in my right kidney removed. Unfortunately, in the surgical prep in radiology where they use a fluoroscope to place the tube for access to the stone, things went haywire. The radiologist had to poke several times and by the time I got to the OR my kidney was so inflamed and bloody that my surgeon couldn't see the stones. I was admitted to the
Cliffside Beginnings~ RevisedWe were walking along the sand, in general conversation. The moon was the only light to guide us. We could feel the waves crashing against our bare feet. The cool air was brushing our skin. We noticed a large boulder, on the side, of the cliff. We decided, to climb it. You took liberty, to hold me, as we looked below us. We could see the ocean’s tide and the reflection of the moon on the water. It felt like the most soothing place imaginable.
You sat against the cliff and guided me to sit, in front of you. I leaned back against your chest and you wrapped one arm around my waste. You pulled me closer, as you used your other hand to brush my hair aside. I felt your warm lips, on my neck. The mixture of your breath and the breeze rushed chills down my spine. You were kissing and biting my neck. I felt your hand move up my shirt and find its way, to my breasts. Your caressing caused them to harden. You could hear my breathing deepening and it pleased you. I reached behind me and tou
Climb, Aride, Rolldon't want you to treat me soft and sweet
i want you to make me beg and plead
take me to the edge where my thighs shake
and the roaring in my ears is like an earthquake
spread my thighs and feel my heat
taste it my love, such a wonderful treat
don't stop there, let me get on top
oh wait let me drink of your last drop
then back on i have to climb
riding and riding, this is so devine
make me moan and make me scream
fill my insides with all of your cream
deeper and harder, let's break the bed
then roll on the floor and bump our heads
let the neighbors hear thru the walls
the bumping and grinding..and giving of all
let me lick the sweat off of your face
i think again i need to taste,
why not do it again you say,
my pleasure of course, there is no haste
spread your legs against my cheek
i'll do the same, til' we reach the peak
don't want you to treat me sweet and soft
want you to make me climb the walls
Climaxing More FiercelyI just came.
My fingertips still smell of my fragrant pussy juices and my legs are trembling and weak. It's always the same for me right after I climax. I feel washed out, limp as a rag, but relaxed, as if I've just received a long, hot oil massage. In fact, when I have treated myself to a real massage, I never feel quite as refreshed as I do following a mind-shattering, body-shaking orgasm.
Usually, I have my best climaxes while astride my lover's cock. I know just how to do it. I climb on top of Sammy's firm body with my slender thighs spread apart, and I pump, sliding my wet pussy up and down his straining hard-on. He reaches out and touches my breasts, pinches my nipples, makes me arch my back as I work him. I like being on top, riding him. I like being able to watch the expressions change on his handsome face. His dark brown eyes stare into mine, and his lips pull back in a sort of grimace, as if the pleasure is so strong it's almost painful.
But just now, I used my favorite v
Climaxok, we'll start with a slow breast message. licking and sucking gently...working my
way down u'r stomach and tickling u'r belly button with my tongue
then i'll continue downward licking the skin between there and just the top of u'r
pussy...teasing u as i run my tongue around the very outer lips
slowly i begin to lick the lips, sucking them in my mouth every now and then.
rolling them with my ton i then start squirming around in pleasure
oh yesss. now that i have u'r undivided attention; i lick up and down on the clit...
faster, faster, till u grab my head and try to push me away
it's then i suck u'r clit in my mouth. sucking hard and rolling it around. pulling
gently. sucking.
i alternate between sucking and licking the clit to doing the same to the lips.
paying close attention to the creamy insides, which are now gushing from u'r pussy
back and forth from the the lips to u'r clit. sucking, biting, licking.... u realize
an hour has passed, and u've cumm too many times to
Climb Until Your Dreams Come True!Often your tasks will be many,
and more than you think you can do
Often the road will be rugged
and the hills insurmountable, too
Always remember, the hills ahead
Are never as steep as they seem,
And with faith in your heart start upward
And climb 'till you reach your dream,
Nothing in life that is worthy
Is ever too hard to achieve
If you have the courage to try it
And you have the faith to believe...
Faith is a force that is greater
Than knowledge or power or skill
And many defeats turn to triumph
If you trust in God's wisdom and will
Faith is a mover of mountains,
There's nothing that God cannot do,
So start out today with faith in your heart
And "Climb Until Your Dream Comes True".
HELEN STEINER RICE
Climbing Out Of The PitClimbing Out of the Pit
Life is falling away from me into a pit of depression.
No control seemingly overwhelming odds struggling.
Trying to fight my way out.
All my efforts seem for not.
Stopping, looking around.
Cracks forming the ledge giving way under foot.
I’ve been down here so long, my mind, heart, and soul.
Stretched and torn in ways I’ve never known.
Looking at my foot hold.
The more I give up the faster it crumbles.
Climbing up ever faster.
Panic fear of the disaster ever near.
The edge the light the out side world.
My grip lost beginning to fall.
No way out now.
Wishing wanting the end fearful of the pits eternal grin.
Stopped, stopped pulling on my shirt.
A human hand.
Hold on give me your hand.
Fearful to reach out, to trust.
Struggling to hold on reaching out.
Light hits my hand wind blows.
I can’t believe it I’m almost out.
Crawling scratching struggling over the edge.
I’m out!
By James J
The Climaxing MomentTouches so soft,
nerves needing the
feather of intoxication,
strokes of aroused pleasure,
cuddling next to you.
Vibrating breezes of massages,
wrapped up in desires,
surrounded exquisite beauty,
beating music within two hearts
caressing the night sky
under a blanket of love.
Whispers of words romancing,
fragrance of romantic blossoms,
tender moment of inter reaction,
special bouquet of time,
moisture of sweet tenderness,
nectar of a sensual relationship.
Velvet ripples of needs
holding each other together
bonding of two minds
within sexual excitation
never in a hurry to end
the climaxing moment.
The Climaxing TickleSensuous touchings
So soft
They tickle
The desire for more
In swirls fingers excite
To the core of arousal
Purring needs cuddling
In eyes needing
Magic sensations creating spells
In hypnotic trances
The chemical reaction
Has started nuclear fusion
In explosive friction
Of love in lust’s emotion
Spent fuel fizzles
But the sensation keeps rising
In a meltdown
Of climatic fashion
A Climb, A Ride. A Roll!don't want you to treat me soft and sweet
i want you to make me beg and plead
take me to the edge where my thighs shake
and the roaring in my ears is like an earthquake
spread my thighs and feel my heat
taste it my love, such a wonderful treat
don't stop there, let me get on top
oh wait let me drink of your last drop
then back on i have to climb
riding and riding, this is so devine
make me moan and make me scream
fill my insides with all of your cream
deeper and harder, let's break the bed
then roll on the floor and bump our heads
let the neighbors hear thru the walls
the bumping and grinding..and giving of all
let me lick the sweat off of your face
i think again i need to taste,
why not do it again you say,
my pleasure of course, there is no haste
spread your legs against my cheek
i'll do the same, til' we reach the peak
don't want you to treat me sweet and soft
want you to make me climb the walls
TShirt And My Panties On - Adina Howard + Jami
ClimbingCLIMBING
Scaling castle walls and creating watch posts in the high limbs of trees is a Ninja specialty. Although simplified climbing skills are acquired by almost every person during their adventurous childhood, a Ninja’s ability to scale any structure takes a great deal of practice. Climbing is not just the act of ascending an object, it also involves your ability to feel comfortable once you’ve reached your destination. This is why balance in an integral part of climbing. It is important that once you have reached an elevated position that you are able to move about naturally and easily.
TANUKI NOBORIJUTSU - CLIMBING LIKE A SQUIRREL To begin this method, the student leaps up and latches onto the base of a tree with all four of their limbs at the same time. From this point the bodies weight must be distributed properly as the student begins their upward ascent. This is done by releasing the hands and quickly re-attaching them a bit higher on the trunk. As the feet quickly walk o
Climb The Mountain"Mountains should be climbed with as little effort as possible and without desire. The reality of your own nature should determine the speed. If you become restless, speed up. If you become winded, slow down. You climb the mountain in an equilibrium between restlessness and exhaustion. Then, when you're no longer thinking ahead, each footstep isn't just a means to an end but a unique event in itself. This leaf has jagged edges. This rock looks loose. From this place the snow is less visible, even though closer. These are things you should notice anyway. To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountain which sustain life, not the top. Here's where things grow." - Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance,Pirsig
Climax1/2 oz. white creme de cacao
1/2 oz. amaretto
1/2 oz. triple sec
1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. banana liqueur
1 oz. cream
1. Fill mixing glass with ice
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The ClimaxMy hand I reach to you...
Shivers crawl through my body...
I touch your skin...
You quiver with each motion my fingers make,
responding as I ever so gently explore you.
I look upon your face,
to be lost in the depth of your eyes...
I run a hand lightly across your breast,
I'm entranced by your beauty,
no longer able to resist...
Together we embrace,
flesh meets flesh,
two bodies join as one,
two minds entwine in ecstatic bliss...
Whispered moans escape our lips,
we indulge in our pleasures...
Our hearts beat in synchronized rhythm,
scorched by the fires of our heated passion,
too strong to be extinguished...
Streaks torn down my back,
fluids of red mixed with burning sweat...
Excitement mounts...
Spasms of ecstasy take hold...
Climax. . .
The Climb'It makes no difference how many peaks you reach if there was no pleasure in the climb.'
Climax (mixed Drink)½ Oz White Cream De Cocoa
½ Oz Amoretto
½ Oz Triple Sec
½ Oz Vodka
½ Oz Banana Liqueur
1 Oz Cream
Stir ingredients in mixing glass with ice and shake well. Strain into chilled glasses.
Climate Swings Shaped Human EvolutionThe evolution of our earliest human ancestors was driven by wild swings in eastern Africa's ancient climate, scientists claim today.The rapidly changing climate reshaped the landscape, leaving once plentiful food and water resources in scarce supply and placing enormous pressure on early humans to adapt. The sustained upheaval drove some species to the brink of extinction, while other better-suited relatives emerged and flourished, the scientists believe.Researchers identified several extreme shifts in climate dating back millions of years to when humans were first emerging on the continent. Three of the greatest periods of climatic change took place around 2.5m, 1.5m and 1m years ago. These roughly coincide with the appearance of Homo habilis, the first human species; Australopithecus afarensis, a sturdy primitive ape, and the later human species, Homo erectus, which became adept at stone tool use and hunting.Researchers led by Mark Maslin, director of the Environment Institute at Uni
ClimbingI felt like I was at the bottom of the wall I couldnt climb.
Felt like I was running out of time.
But now I made up my mind
It time to go on the road.
Be the best I can be.
I want to drive to the sea.
I feel my heart begin to beat.
Faster and faster.
It feels so wide.
Its so deep inside.
Thats where its starts.
In my heart.
Everything is so by like the wind.
Don't stop you'll make it to the top.
I look in the mirror I see you in the backseat.
Thats not where you should be.
Sometimes you don't feel like you belong.
If you see, you really have all along.
Don't stop for nobody, stay the way you are.
Say Y'all, ain't, git-r-done.
Smile it will feel real.
So much energy will be released.
Don't give up, not yet.
Try one more time.
See that wall its time to climb.
Climate Talks 'on Brink' Of DealRE: Over 100 Prominent Scientists Challenge UN Global Carbon Tax
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Paul Joseph Watson
Date: 14 Dec 2007, 14:03
Over 100 Prominent Scientists Challenge UN Move For Global Carbon Tax The UN has officially announced what the fearmongering about man-made global warming has been designed to justify all along - a global carbon tax which will do nothing to reduce carbon emissions but everything to feed the trough of world government. Over one hundred prominent scientists signed a letter dismissing the move as a futile bureaucratic scheme which will diminish prosperity and increase human suffering. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/december2007/121407_carbon_tax.htm
Climate talks 'on brink' of deal
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The ClimbMy muscles strained against my bronzed skin as I pressed my fingers deep in the crack of rock that would provide me security to move ahead. The roughness of the rock pulled hard at my skin. I applied finger pressure, pulling hard towards my weight from the rock. I took my first foothold and I was now climbing. Carefully I searched the rock above me for even the most miniscule indent where I could place my fingers. A rope dangled downward from my waist, controlled by my best friend as he watched every move I made. The ledge I was climbing had been climbed many times before by me and others. I reached up and slid my fingertips into a small pocket on the rock and pulled myself upright. Another step to the top of this massive ledge was taken.
I reached behind me and dipped my hand deep into the pouch of powder all climbers carried to keep the moisture from theiur fingers. They relied on dryness for a firm and secure grip as they climbed. I could feel the sweat rapidly buildin
ClimaxWhen you my lady to me are near,
When my ears your soft voice I hear,
My heart swells full with reward,
But to my surprise I grow hard,
The love of your touch the sound of your sighs,
As closer you pull me between your thighs,
The sound of your voice beckons me you see,
As I hear the words I want you inside me,
I know you are nervous as I slip in,
God you are so beautiful, I find you wet within,
Your passion so sweet makes me throb,
As your sighs turn to moans, I push deeper inwards,
You love me, you coax me with I want your load,
And as upward you arch we both explode,
As we both render a warm feeling so tender,
You and I both together
Relax in warm surrender,
After we have shared
The most sensuous
Climax
Climbing HeartsHmmmm never did come up with a good title for this one.
As the shadow of the sun crosses the moon’s face,
Our hearts begin to climb to their secret place.
Drifting up through the heaven’s they make their way,
To go amongst the stars and begin to play.
Hand in hand they wander the night,
Never straying far from each other’s sight.
When the moon begins its downward descent.
The heart’s know a darkness comes they can not prevent.
As they melt in one last long loving embrace,
The shine of the new day they can not face.
As the first light of the new day gleams,
The hearts return back to our dreams.
ClimaxClimax
I appraise your desire gauging passions moment
Your smile wicked eyebrow raised in challenge
You arch your head back exposing necks vulnerability
I see your pulse and imperceptible life’s blush
I lean forward whisper you are mine my love
I kiss necks tender flesh nibbling your lobe
I follow with questing lips your necks sweet decent
I trace your collar bone with curious fingertips
Hands guide me to soft flesh, moving to sighing breath
lips brush nipples swelling at my touch in anticipation
parted lips cares inviting curves, exploring tasting
My lips part teasing erect flesh exploring texture.
I circle desires peak rosy sweet passions indicator
Warm wet mouth tasting texture on rough tongue.
teeth graze as you push forward arching your back
hands entangle hair guiding your desires I take your queue
My hands trace your silhouette moving lower to your arching back
I lift you close against me so you can feel my desire.
Your legs lock my waist in firm emb
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Climate Change Hysteria Costing BillionsClimate Change Hysteria Costing Billions
'High price for a load of hot air' by Professor Bob Carter
The Courier-Mail 18/6/2007
WITH understandable reluctance, Prime Minister John Howard recently donned the political hair-shirt of a carbon trading system.
On the same day, NASA chief Michael Griffin commented in a US radio interview that "I am not sure that it is fair to say that (global warming) is a problem that we must wrestle with".
NASA is an agency that knows a thing or two about climate change. As Griffin added: "We study global climate change, that is in our authorisation, we think we do it rather well. I'm proud of that, but NASA is not an agency chartered to, quote, battle climate change."
Such a clear statement that science accomplishment should carry primacy over policy advice is both welcome and overdue.
Nonetheless, there is something worrying about one of Griffin's other statements, which said that "I have no doubt ... that a trend of global warming exists".
Climb, Slip, And FallPast...
Six years ago we locked love filled eyes
There was no desire for speech; it was clear
Your alluring gaze held a beautiful fairy tale
Blissfully teasing me of our happily ever after
From that moment on you captured my heart
My soul yearned to CLIMB that endless barrier
To lastly reach the gates of your treasured love
Present...
Melancholy days passed without a word shared
The color in my eyes vanished; bleak hope fades
You left without a single farewell; days darkened
No desire left in my young heart to smile once more
Until the moment you walk back into my life again
I stumbled and merely SLIPPED on broken promises
Murky clouds loomed closer; hope no where near
Future...
It seems the haze is clearly; illuminating eyes in view
My heart just giddy with pleasure unable to sustain
Once delightful dreams filled me with joy at night
Now seem to brighten my days with carefree reality
I can hear your voice calling from a mere distance
Be patient my dear for
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The ClimbAs I begin this journey to places yet unknown
I find myself wondering If I’ll ever go home
To find myself missing and happier still
Than home with a void that’s too big to fill.
At the foot of the mountain I stop and I sigh
Some would look up; walk away it’s too high
I take a deep breath and reach out my hand
Determination I have and with that I’ll withstand
I falter and stumble and want to give in
But passion and anger is urging to win
Fear though it grips me; urging for sleep
Onwards I climb while quietly I weep
And there through the clouds I come to the peak
I stand oh so wearily on legs that are weak
I spread out my arms and breath in the peace
For I am triumphant; for now at least
Climbing The WallsI'll make you climb the walls, i bet
as i hit it from behind in a constant sweat.
We were rocking the bed so hard, you thought,
i was trying to knock it out, like when Tyson faught.
Round after round we went, puting you to sleep cause you knew you where spent.
and just as you thaught i was done ,
i put it in your mouth just for fun.
by skeebo
Climbing My Way HomeLord here I am, kneeling silently at your feet.
Waiting patiently for a moment to see your face.
Wanting to finally be able to come home and rightfully to take my place.
Here I am Lord, climbing the hill.
feeling the cool sweet grass beneath my feet.
Even if I should fall my Lord.
I still heed your call.
I listen closely to every word.
I climb to the top of the fragrant hill.
Allowing my body and soul to be completely still.
I raise my eyes, to you on high.
fall to my knees, and begin to cry.
Lord without you, I am so very lost.
Tho my faith says to, follow you no matter the cost.
Cynthia Mulligan
Copyright ©2008
ClimaxMy hand I reach to you...
Shivers crawl through my body...
I touch your skin...
You quiver with each motion my fingers make,
responding as I ever so gently explore you.
I look upon your face,
to be lost in the depth of your eyes...
I run a hand lightly across your breast,
I'm entranced by your beauty,
no longer able to resist...
Together we embrace,
flesh meets flesh,
two bodies join as one,
two minds entwine in ecstatic bliss...
Whispered moans escape our lips,
we indulge in our pleasures...
Our hearts beat in synchronized rhythm,
scorched by the fires of our heated passion,
too strong to be extinguished...
Streaks torn down my back,
fluids of red mixed with burning sweat...
Excitement mounts...
Spasms of ecstasy take hold...
Climax. . .
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slowly i begin to lick the lips, sucking them in my mouth every now and then.
rolling them with my ton i then start squirming around in pleasure
oh yesss. now that i have u'r undivided attention; i lick up and down on the clit...
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i alternate between sucking and licking the clit to doing the same to the lips.
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ClimaxI write in pain and pleasure
exhaling in deep release.
My hands grasp your shoulders
and slide down as if falling into oblivion
Finding your chest as fingernails
resonate through the senses
The pressure intensifies to a new high
then suddenly takes your breath away
Cries of ecstacy announce the release
while my fingernails mark the occasion
All thats left is quivering flesh
gasping for breath.
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Climate ChangeOk not a new issue right? Well this is a issue that has recently sparked my interest as i learn more about it. I have been looking at the IPCC reports (Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change) and what i have read so far is very disturbing to say the least!. You can view the report here: http://www.ipcc.ch/#. So anyway, this is a panel made up of 100's of scientist from all over the world. So we arent just talking about some basement hobbiest here. They are saying that yes,global climate change is caused by humans and that if we dont do something about it right now, we are in big big trouble. i dont knoow about you but that concerns me. And this isnt the only source of my concern, also the AAAS (The American Association for the Advancement of Science's ) and the NAS (National Academy of Sciences) has put out simialar reports. Well actually not reports but a warning with a call for action! These are the biggest and most respected organizations on the planet when it comes to the scient
Climbing Trees...Climbing trees….
When I was a kid, I used to love climbing trees. I’d get home from school, run in the front door and out the back door, dropping my school stuff along the way. As I burst out the back door you could see the look of anticipation on my face…there it was…my favorite tree…beckoning me forward invitingly. As I reached the tree, I barely slowed down as I scrambled up it. Ahhh! Such a peaceful beautiful place I thought…and it’s all mine…well…except for the birds that didn’t fly away. I would sit there for hours just observing everything around me…the sights…the sounds…the feel of the wind…as far as I was concerned, I was as close to heaven as one could get. I climbed that tree so much that it had permanent wear marks from my feet.
That tree wasn’t the only one I climbed. There were countless others that had been conquered by me. I loved a challenge and would spend days conspiring as to the best way up and down the adversary in front of me…could I actually make it
The ClimbI can almost see it
That dream I'm dreaming but
There's a voice inside my head sayin,
You'll never reach it,
Every step I'm taking,
Every move I make feels
Lost with no direction
My faith is shaking but I
Got to keep trying
Got to keep my head held high
There's always going to be another mountain
I'm always going to want to make it move
Always going to be an uphill battle,
Sometimes I'm gonna to have to lose,
Ain't about how fast I get there,
Ain't about what's waiting on the other side
It's the climb
The struggles I'm facing,
The chances I'm taking
Sometimes they knock me down but
No I'm not breaking
I may I know it
But these are the moments that
I'm going to remember most yeah
Just got to keep going
And I,
I got to be strong
Just keep pushing on,
There's always going to be another mountain
I'm always going to want to make it move
Always going to be an uphill battle,
Sometimes I'm gonna to have to lose,
Ain't about how fast I get there,
The ClimbI can almost see it.
that dream I'm dreaming, but
there's a voice inside of my head, tellin
you'll never reach it
every step I'm takin
every move I make
feels lost in no direction,
my faith is shakin
but I gotta keep tryin
gotta keep my head held high
The struggles I'm facing
the changes I'm taking
sometimes they knock me down, but
no I'm not breaking
I may not know where, but
these are the moments that
I'm gonna remember most
I've just gotta keep goin, and
I gotta be strong
just keep pushing on, but
There's always gonna be another mountain
I'm always gonna wanna make it move
always gonna be an uphill battle
sometimes I'm gonna have to lose
ain't about how fast I get there
ain't about what's waitin' on the other side
it's a climb
The ClimbI can almost see it That dream I’m dreaming but There’s a voice inside my head sayin, You’ll never reach it, Every step I’m taking, Every move I make feels Lost with no direction My faith is shaking but I I gotta keep trying Gotta keep my head held high There's always gonna be another mountain I'm always gonna wanna make it move Always gonna be an up-hill battle Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose Ain't about how fast I get there Ain't about what's waiting on the other side It's the climb The struggles I’m facingThe chances I’m taking Sometimes might knock me down but No I’m not breaking *I may not know it But these are the moments that I’m gonna remember most yeah Just gotta keep going And I, I gotta be strong Just keep pushing onCause...There's always gonna be another mountain I'm always gonna wanna make it move Always gonna be an up-hill battle Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose Ain't about how fast I get there Ain't about what's waiting o
The Climb By Miley CyrusThe Climb
I can almost see it.That dream I'm dreaming, butThere's a voice inside my head sayingYou'll never reach itEvery step I'm takin'Every move I makeFeels lost with no direction,My faith is shakin'But I gotta keep tryin'Gotta keep my head held highThere's always gonna be another mountainI'm always gonna wanna make it moveAlways gonna be an uphill battleSometimes I'm gonna have to loseAin't about how fast I get thereAin't about what's waitin' on the other sideIt's the climbThe struggles I'm facingThe chances I'm takingSometimes might knock me down, butNo I'm not breakingI may not know it, butThese are the moments thatI'm gonna remember mostI've just gotta keep goin', andI gotta be strongJust keep pushing on, butThere's always gonna be another mountainI'm always gonna wanna make it moveAlways gonna be an uphill battleSometimes I'm gonna have to loseAin't about how fast I get thereAin't about what's waitin' on the other sideIt's the climbThere's always gonna be another mountainI'm a
Climb Inside My DreamsIf you lie down and close your eyes Inside my dreams are lullabies No pain, no fear, no need to run Inside my dreams a warm bright sun Inside my dreams we are pure with youth Love and honour beauty and truth Inside my dreams there is no remorse No death no anguish no divorce Inside my dreams inside this door Are hugs and kisses love and more? Inside my dreams a place for you These dreams are mine I share with you
Climategate For DummiesClimateGate For Dummies On Thursday 19th November 2009 news began to circulate that hacked documents and communications from the University of East Anglia's Hadley Climate Research Unit (aka CRU) had been published to the internet.http://www.prisonplanet.com/climategate-for-dummies.html
: Climategate Outrage Explodes As Carbon Tax Agenda ThreatenedClimategate Outrage Explodes As Carbon Tax Agenda Threatened Outrage surrounding the climategate scandal is increasing as desperate apologists for the crooks caught manipulating data to "hide the decline" in global warming attempt to distance themselves from the perpetrators, burning a few scientists to save the larger carbon tax gravy train in a cynical damage limitation exercise.http://www.prisonplanet.com/climategate-outrage-explodes-as-carbon-tax-agenda-
Climate Cultists Assault Global Warming SkepticClimate Cultists Assault Global Warming Skeptic During Live Interview Aghast that someone dared challenge the sanctity of Al Gore's holy climate empire, global warming loons pelted journalist Phelim McAleer with objects during a live television interview, proving once again the extreme left's constant preaching of tolerance doesn't extend to tolerating the free speech of anyone who disagrees with them.http://www.prisonplanet.com/climate-cultists-assault-global-warming-skeptic-during-live-interview.html
Climategate Claims Another LiarIn the wake of climategate, a U.N. honcho is resigning from his climate change position. Yvo de Boer is leaving July 1 for greener pastures (no pun intended). Why the rush to quite after 4 years on the job? Because he knew what we all know now. That global warning is a hoax. I think he wants to spare himself the embarrassment of being criticized for promoting this lie. For more on this sad case of a man http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/02/18/climate-official-yvo-boer-resigning/?test=latestnews
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The Climb - Miley CyrusI can almost see it, that dream I'm dreaming.But, there's that voice inside my head saying.You'll never reach it.Every step I'm taking.Every move I make.Feels lost with no direction.My faith is shaken.But I, I gotta keep trying.I gotta keep my head held high.There's always gonna be another mountain.I'm always gonna wanna make it move.Always gonna be an uphill battle.Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose.Ain't about how fast I get there.Ain't about what's waiting on the other side.It's the climb.The struggles I'm facing, the chances I'm taking.Sometimes might knock me down.But, no I'm not breaking.I may not know it but these are the moments.That I'm gonna remember most.Just gotta keep going.And I, I gotta be strong.Just keep pushing on.
Cause, there's always gonna be another mountain.I'm always gonna wanna make it move.Always gonna be an uphill battle.Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose.Ain't about how fast I get there.Ain't about what's waiting on the other side.It's the climb.There's always
ClimaxTo touch, hand caressing To kiss, tongues tasting To breath, smelling desire To watch , smiles of pleasure Hands; sliding over naked flesh Mouths; licking raw skin Noses; scenting glistening hide Eyes; caressing shadowed nudity Bodies; clinging, playing, teasing Touching, quivering, wanting, feeling, Lusting, free, entwined, enraptured Reaching, searching, tingling Legs; straining, crushing, parting, Joining, twisting, tensing, trembling Rocking, thrusting, slowly, gripping Pushing, tightening, thrusting, faster Mouths; gasping, tasting, biting, Licking, moaning, sighing, smiling Kissing, nibbling, sucking, whispering, eating, crying Senses; fleeting, dying, growing, Stretching, raising, higher, Soaring, building, wanting, straining, Climbing, exploding, settling, relaxing.
ClimaxGoing nowhere fast. We’ve reached the climax. Were together now we’re undone. Won’t commit so we choose to run away. Do we separate? Don’t wanna give in so we both gave up. Can’t take it back. It’s too late. We’ve reached the climax, climax. I've fallen somehow, feet off the ground Love is the cloud that keeps raining down. Where are you now? When I need you around I'm on my knees but it seems we're Going nowhere fast. We’ve reached the climax. Were together now we’re undone. Won’t commit so we choose to run away. Do we separate? Don’t wanna give in so we both gave up. Can’t take it back. It’s too late. We’ve reached the climax, climax. I gave my best, it wasn't enough You get upset, we argue too much We made a mess of what used to be love. So why do I care, I care at all, at all, at all, at all Going nowhere fast. We’ve reached the climax. Were together now we’re undone. Won’t com
Climate Oh How You ChangeI am one of the skeptics who people like to insult by labeling us as "denialists". No one is arguing that the climate isn't changing but I continue to be very skeptical of the catastrophic prediction that have come out of the IPCC and others. Their predictions have not been fulfilled invalidating the IPCC models used to make the predictions. The pro AGW argument now being made is that the catastrophic changes are still coming but oh, we were wrong only in the timing. The other area of skepticism arises in the role CO2 plays in this argument. There is a very significant scientific debate ongoing with regard the role and impact of CO2 on the global climate. The CO2 issue is at the heart of the catastrophic AGW community and its effects are still very much an open and unresolved question.The debate climate change debate proves that there is no consensus about why the earth warms and cools. One thing is certain: there are many poor people in the world who do not have the basic necessities,
ClinchingWell as you know I am a die hard fan but I have to admit that I don't want the Yankees clinching soon. At least not in Toronto. I want them to clinch when they get to Tampa Bay. Call me greedy but I got tickets to Friday, Saturday and Sunday and that would be so awesome to see a clinch on one of those days.
ClincherWell it wasn't done the way I wanted with the clincher happening this weekend but I am still happy. The Yanks make it a ninth straight division championship thanks to the Sux tonight. Now we take a journey into the playoffs to win number 27.
Congrats guys and to all the Yankee fans out there, Cheers.
Clinical Trial: Thc Reduces Pain In Fibromyalgia PatientsFrom: Medical Mary Jane
Date: Dec 22 2006 9:49 PM
Clinical Trial: THC Reduces Pain In Fibromyalgia Patients
June 22, 2006 - Mannheim, Germany
Mannheim, Germany: Oral administration of THC significantly reduces both chronic and experimentally induced pain in patients with fibromyalgia, according to clinical trial data to be published in the forthcoming issue of the journal Current Medical Research and Opinion. The study is the first-ever clinical trial assessing the efficacy of cannabinoids in the treatment of fibromyalgia.
Investigators at Germany's University of Heidelberg assessed the analgesic effects of oral THC in nine patients with fibromyalgia over a 3-month period. Subjects in the trial were administered daily doses of 2.5 to 15 mg of THC, but received no other pain medication during the trial. Among those participants who completed the trial, all reported a significant reduction in daily recorded pain and electronically induced pain, investigators found.
"All
Clint EastwoodMusic Video:CLINT EASTWOOD (by Gorillaz)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless,but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Yeah... Ha Ha!
Finally someone let me out of my cage
Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Intangible
Bet you didn't think so I command you to
Panoramic view
Look I'll make it all manageable
Pick and choose
Sit and lose
All you different crews
Chicks and dudes
Who you think is really kickin' tunes?
Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube
Like you lit the fuse
You think it's fictional
Mystical? Maybe
Spiritual
Hearable
What appears in you is a clearer view cos you're too crazy
Lifeless
To know the definition for what life is
Priceless
For you because I put y
Clinton To Bush: Do Not Strike Iran Without Congressional ApprovalClinton to Bush: Do not strike Iran without congressional approval
14 Feb 2007
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton warned President [sic] George W. Bush on Wednesday not to take any military action against Iran without getting congressional approval first.
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/02/14/america/NA-GEN-US-Clinton-Iran.php
Clinton, Obama, Bayh Vs Julioni And Who?clinton, obama, bayh vs julioni and who?
can the g.o.p. combat the democrats all-star lineup
any two of the three, (clinton, obama and bayh) will make up the presidential ticket for the dems - can they win? - if obama doesn't get the presidential nod will the black vote go to clinton - will the number from the black vote reach it's potential? - don't think it will matter 'cause all but the far right conservatives may offer their vote to clinton, obama or bayh
how will the republicans even compete? - julioni will get the old establishment vote and maybe some of the baby-boomers - how will the g.o.p. steal the minority and youth votes from their counterparts?
only shot the republicans have would be any combination of colon powell, condalisa rice and julioni and most likely this trio ain't happenen - but if rice and powell put their hats into the ring - we would have the largest voter turnout ever and possibly the greatest percentage of voters since the eighteenth century
i
Clinton & Obama Say Homosexuality Is Not "immoral"(CNSNews.com) - Sens. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) and Barack Obama (D-Ill.) responded on Thursday to Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Peter Pace's comments that homosexual behavior is "immoral," but only after they were criticized for failing to do so by a homosexual advocacy group.
"Well, I've heard from a number of my friends, and I've certainly clarified with them any misunderstanding that anyone had, because I disagree with General Pace completely," Clinton told Bloomberg News. "I do not think homosexuality is immoral."
Also on Thursday, Obama released a statement on the issue. "I do not agree with General Pace that homosexuality is immoral," the Illinois Democrat noted. "Attempts to divide people like this have consumed too much of our politics over the past six years."
The remarks by the 2008 presidential candidates differed dramatically from their comments on the issue made earlier in the week.
On Tuesday, an ABC reporter asked Clinton whether homosexuality is
Clinton's Call For "tolerance"by Dr. William Pierce
I receive a number of letters from listeners who tell me, "Hey, I agree with what you say about America's race problem, but I don't understand why you're so hard on Jews. Certainly, the Jews who run the media are bad, but the rest of them are just like us. Why do you talk about them as if they're non-White?"
Actually, I've answered that question a hundred times on my programs. Let me answer it again today. As you undoubtedly are aware, Pat Buchanan will be a candidate for President of the United States in next year's election. The other candidates presumably will be George Bush, Jr., for the Republicans; and either Al Gore or Bill Bradley for the Democrats. At present, Buchanan is a Republican, but he may end up running as the candidate of a third party, since he is unlikely to beat Bush for the Republican Party's nomination.
I want to make it clear that I am not a Buchanan supporter. Buchanan is the only candidate who even comes close to being honest, to
The Clinton Popularity Pollsby Dr. William Pierce
Hello!
Today I want to talk with you about something I've already mentioned on several earlier programs, but with the trial of Bill Clinton now starting in the Senate, I believe it's worth discussing again. That is the fact that well over half of the American electorate still likes Clinton and wants him to remain President. They don't want him tried on the charges he is now facing. They believe that neither his demonstrated lack of character nor the crimes he committed should disqualify him from leading America. They believe that those things aren't important.
That is really the single most significant fact of this whole, sordid Clinton scandal: the voters don't care; the voters think it's not important. Some anti-Clinton people have told me that they don't believe the opinion polls which show these results. They believe that the media bosses, who always have supported Clinton, have faked the polls. But you know, a couple of dozen polls by several different p
Clinical DepressionShe walked quietly into the room and dispassionately dropped the towel in her hands to the floor. She meandered around the piles of dirty clothes and dishes piled on the table over to the window. She laid one hand upon the sill, and gently touched her fingertips to her forehead, as one tear trailed its way down her pale cheek. She stared out the window into a nothingness that echoed within her soul. She ached to feel something, ANYTHING beyond the grief of a life she longed to live. A life that brought a sense of joy and fulfillment. But what could possibly bring that was beyond her when life meant living through one tragedy after another. She wondered how the people in her life seemed so happy when all around her was the despair, the agony and the torment of her past filled with demons she didn't dare confront. She looked out the window again and wondered is there something out there for me?
Clinton's Legacyby Dr. William Pierce
Bill Clinton is a psychologically defective person. He's what the psychiatrists call a constitutional psychopath, or a sociopath. He is not only amoral, but he also lacks the judgment and self-control necessary to conform his behavior to reasonable norms. Amorality, lack of any inherent morality, is not an uncommon condition among lawyers and politicians, of course, but most of them manage to curb their greed and their lust enough to conform to accepted standards of behavior. A person who wants to get ahead in politics should be a person who looks ahead and tries to understand the long-range consequences of current decisions and policies. Bill Clinton has never had that faculty. For him it's always been doing what he wants to do at the moment and figuring that later he'll be able to lie himself out of any problems which arise. He behaves as if he's been lobotomized or as if he has a substantial non-White component in his genetic makeup. He displays the type of
Clinton's Warby Dr. William Pierce
Today let's talk about Bill Clinton's new role as war hero and commander in chief. You know, when I told you a little over two weeks before Clinton launched his new war against Iraq that war was imminent -- that I was sure he had made a deal with the Jews to use any pretext at all for starting a war, in return for Jewish lawyer Sam Dash's effort to sabotage Ken Starr and derail the impeachment process -- I couldn't imagine that Clinton would choose such disastrous timing for his attack. I knew the man had catastrophically poor judgment -- I mean, he's the jerk who when he was governor of Arkansas used to send out Arkansas state troopers to scout up women and bring them to his hotel room, who used to let his brother Roger deal cocaine out of the office next to his in the governor's mansion in Little Rock, and who after he became President used to unzip for action right in the Oval Office -- but even I am surprised by the recklessness and foolishness of his timin
Clinically InsaneI tried to smile for them...
they still brought me another pill...
wouldn't take the needles away
or the pillows off the walls
They told me I was crazy
I learned that white jackets
aren't easy to chew through...
a closed casket rolls away
a life i loved cherished and depended on
there's an emptiness
and still i cry
but let me smile for you please
try to force me to feel
you'll never get the light back in
my eyes
a broken soul trapped inside
a shattered chalice
there's nothing left to save
~Jess
Clinton Global Initiative-this Week In NyCLINTON GLOBAL INITIATIVE-THIS WEEK IN NY
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Huntress of Truth
Date: 25 Sep 2007, 09:52
CLINTON GLOBAL INITIATIVE MEETS THIS WEEK IN NYThey meet every September in NY and it coincides with the U.N. General Assembly. Also, one of the biggest contributors is Laura Bush:Commitment Announcement:First Lady Laura Bush and partners Case and MCJ Foundations commit $16.4M to Play Pumps Alliance bringing clean drinking water to 10M in Sub-Saharan Africa by 2010. Merry-go-round pumps will reduce water related illnesses. The PlayPumps: Bringing Water to the Poor in Africa Alliance with USAID, PEPFAR, the Case Foundation and the MCJ Foundation will provide approximately 1,000 communities and schools with access to clean water via the PlayPump water system.There is much more on the site, here is the link:http://www.clintonglobalinitiative.org/NETCOMMUNITY/Page.aspx?&pid=1311&srcid=1050CLINTON GLOBAL INITIATIVE"CGI can make a diffe
Clinton, Oklahoma Tripwell we finally made it to clinton,oklahoma...we are looking to make friends with benefits..hope to meet good people while we are here...we love to ride our bike..it goes with us everywhere...lol anyway, we will be here for at least 2 to 3 weeks.. xoxo harley
ClingyThis is for the ladies, I want to know what U think is clingy. I've asked my female friends and all I can get is the obvious answer of alwyas hovering around and never letting the girl go and have time for herself.
Then I asked a few questions like is txting a message every day to a girl clingy? Nothing over the top, just a hey babe how was your day? I've heard yes and no. My friends can't reach a concensus so I thought I'd ask if this is clingy or not?
I also wanted to know if calling 2 or 3 times a week was clingly. Again I got a mixed response. I know there are variables like how often U see her ect so it's not clear cut, but in general what are your thoughts?
ClingySo it was my boyfriends day off yesterday,he told me as he dropped me off the night before that he would call me to make plans for tomorrow.
So there I was, waiting, all day.
And got nothing.Not only was I pissed , I was worried and missed him terribly.
I sent him offline messages on msn. Got nothing in return.I dont expect him to want to spend his whole day off with me, or spend hours talking to me, cause I know he was waiting for a call from work. But alittle Hi on msn or an e-mail..Just Something would have been great.
So I get on at 7 in the morning to see if he sent me something.
He sent me a message on msn "love" is all that it consisted off.And thats fine.But alittle late, since he sent it at three in the morning.
I wrote back and said that I missed him all day and night but its nice to know you're alive.
He got alittle pissed and said Dont be like that.
I'm not the clingy type of girlfriend, I'm really not.
But when I go on sites like this, and hear all the stuff the
Clinton Library Releases Ufo FilesBy Josh Gerstien
Under fire for its sluggish processing of files from President Clinton's White House, the National Archives released files and photographs yesterday responding to 14 Freedom of Information Act requests from members of the public.
The records appear unlikely to contain any political bombshells, though there could be fodder for the tabloids. Many of the requests sought information about the Clinton White House's records on unidentified flying objects or UFOs.
The files detail the predilection of one of Mr. Clinton's chiefs of staff, John Podesta, for the extraterrestrial-laden television series, "the X-Files." A listing of the newly-released files is available on the Web at http://www.clintonlibrary.gov/textual-foia.html#0313.
In a recent court filing, the Clinton Library's acting director, Emily Robison, said it had 287 pending requests for information from the Clinton Library's archives. The responsive records could total 10.5 million pages, she said.
So f
The ClintonsIf Hillary wins in 2008 and Bill is 'appointed' to fill her Senate
seat and either live to retire 'they' (together or alone) would get two US Presidential retirement checks, two US Senate retirement checks, and a retirement check from the State of Arkansas .
About the only thing they MIGHT NOT get is a Social Security check....but I wouldn't bet on it....
I understand ole Bill has earned $40,000,000 in the past six years.
What a guy!
AND THE REST OF THE STORY... Hilarious Rotten Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the 'Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,' which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?)
If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. G
The Clintons> If Hillary wins in 2008 and Bill is 'appointed' to fill her Senate seat
> (BOY - I hadn't even heard of this possibility!!) and either live to
> retire 'they' (together or alone) would get two US Presidential
> retirement checks, two US Senate retirement checks, and a retirement
> check from the State of Arkansas .
> About the only thing they MIGHT NOT get is a Social Security
> check....but I wouldn't bet on it....
>
> I understand ole Bill has earned $40,000,000 in the past six years.
>
> What a guy!
>
> AND THE REST OF THE STORY... Hillary Clinton , as a New York State
> Senator, now comes under the 'Congressional Retirement and Staffing
> Plan,' which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL > receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice
> if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?)
>
> If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is
> already getting his Presidential salary until he
Clinton Discusses Range Of Issues In VisitFormer President Bill Clinton spoke to a packed house in Macon on Monday, delivering an issue-heavy, 45-minute speech about America's problems, its status in the world and how his wife can right the ship.
About 2,000 people packed a large gymnasium at Mercer University, and Clinton took questions for more than an hour after his speech, which thinned the crowd quite a bit as the afternoon wore on. He hit on everything from health care to genocide in Africa to his role in a Hillary Clinton White House.
And, yes, to answer a question put forward by one young man, Clinton said he does plan on living with his wife at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., should she become president. "Unless you know something I don't," Clinton said with a laugh.
As for the ex-president's role should he become the first ever "first gentleman" in the White House, Clinton said he would serve as a sounding board for his wife, who is now a United States senator. But Clinton was careful to say that he wouldn't want any role
Clintons Stole White House Property From Day OneTRIPP: ''Most [White House gifts] didn't make it to the gift unit"
Report claims Clintons took White House furniture a year ago.
February 9 - One Clinton critic says the former president will become a 'poster child on how not to leave the White House.' NBC News' Lisa Myers reports.
By Lisa Myers
NBC NEWS CORRESPONDENT
WASHINGTON, Feb. 9 - Twenty days after he left the presidency, there were new questions Friday about whether the Clintons removed even more government
property from the White House without disclosing it. The new questions come to light from a government list of furniture the Clinton's returned to the White House on Wednesday night.
IT INCLUDES not only $28,000 in gifts listed on their financial disclosure sheet but also six new items that the Clintons had not even reported taking with them: a gaming table inlaid with the presidential seal, a television armoire, two prints and two more tables. The Park Service says virtually all the items
ClintCLINT'S PROFILE WAS DELETED. I ASK ALL MY FRIENDS AND FANS TO GO BY AND FAN, RATE, AND ADD HIM. LET'S GET HIS FRIENDS BACK!!!!!
CLINT@ fubar
Clinton/obama Battle Becoming Intensely PersonalClinton Obama Battle Becoming Intensely Personal
by The Associated Press
Posted: February 8, 2008 - 8:00 am ET
(New Orleans, Louisiana) Democrat Barack Obama is suggesting that Hillary Rodham Clinton follow his lead and release her and her husband's income tax returns so the public can see where the $5 million she loaned her presidential campaign came from.
A day earlier, Clinton acknowledged that she had made the loan late last month. At the time, Obama was raising and spending more money than her heading into the round of presidential primaries and caucuses on Super Tuesday.
Asked whether he would call on the Clintons to release their tax returns, Obama stopped short of saying they should.
"I'll just say that I've released my tax returns. That's been a policy I've maintained consistently. I think the American people deserve to know where you get your income from. But I'll leave it up to you guys to chase it down," he told reporters on the flight to Omaha, Neb., for a
ClintonHillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said,
"Bill, I have a great idea. I know how we can win back middle America and secure my presidential victory in 2008".
"Great, but how do you propose we go about that?", asked Bill.
"Well", Hillary responds, "We'll go down to a local Wal-Mart,
get some cheesy clothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear, and then we'll stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador . When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle America , and we'll show them that we really enjoy the countryside and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there."
A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for. With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They step up to the bar and the bartender takes a step back and says,
"Aren't you Bill and Hillary Clinton?"
Hillar
Clinton Causes Cop's Death!! The Bitch!It is dangerous duty, requiring each motorcycle officer to overtake the motorcade at speeds up to 70 mph, slingshot ahead of it, then stop abruptly at an intersection before the caravan arrives.
The "motor jockey" holds traffic at the intersection until the last car rolls through, then speeds ahead to perform the maneuver again.
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's motorcade met tragedy Friday when one of these motorcycle escorts, a Dallas police officer, was killed as he failed to negotiate a curve and slammed into a concrete guardrail.
It happened about 9:15 a.m. as the motorcade was headed across the Houston Street Viaduct toward a rally in Oak Cliff.
Senior Cpl. Victor Lozada was one of more than 30 motorcycle officers whose job it was to hold traffic at intersections while the black SUVs and patrol cars of the motorcade rolled through Dallas.
As the caravan headed south across the viaduct, Cpl. Lozada rounded a curve during his leapfrog toward the front. He apparently
Clinton Comeback Wins Key VotesClinton comeback wins key votes
Latest news Analysis In pictures
Mrs Clinton insists she can go all the way to the White House
Clinton's speech
Hillary Clinton has revived her campaign for the US presidency with projected primary election wins in three states.
US media say she has taken the Democratic primary polls in Texas, Ohio and Rhode Island. The results of caucus meetings in Texas are not yet known.
Rival Democrat Barack Obama took the primary in the state of Vermont.
Meanwhile, John McCain has won the Republican nomination with projected wins in all the four states.
His closest rival, Mike Huckabee, has dropped out of the race and pledged to support Mr McCain's candidacy.
Mr McCain's victories take him over the threshold of 1,191 delegates needed to claim the nomination at the party's national convention in September.
Both Democratic candidates called Mr McCain to congratulate him on clinching the Republican candidacy.
'Coming back'
Clinton Is Asked About Concentration Camps In The UsaBill Clinton is asked about Concentration camps... (more)
Added: August 31, 2006
Bill Clinton is asked about Concentration camps in the USA, he doesn't deny them, but laughs and says "we need to work together" etc
Clint Bowyer & Lee Roy Mercer Do Stand-up At Bristol Motor Speedway - Food City 500As part of a Special Promotion w/ RCR and Jack Daniels – Lee Roy Mercer does Stand-Up Comedy for the fans with Clint Bowyer before the start of the FOOD CITY 500 – NASCAR-SPRINT Cup race at Bristol Motor Speedway. It’s BRISTOL Baby, With LEE ROY MERCER. Now That’s "Racin’ The Way It Ought’a Be!"...Clint Bowyer, driver of the 2 BB&T Chevrolet for Richard Childress Racing-NNS was the Winner of the Sharpie Mini 300. In the NASCAR-SPRINT Cup points race at the Bristol Motor Speedway event, Bowyer started the 07 Jack Daniels’ Chevrolet 3rd in the lineup for Sunday’s Food City 500 and finished 3rd. His gain of seven spots to 9th in the standings was the biggest of the drivers making all 5 races so far this season.Mercer will be preforming his special brand of Southern comedy with Bowyer at several of the NASCAR-SPRINT Cup racing events this season. In addition to Mercer’s comedy routines, he will also be speaking to the fans about the history of NASC
Clinton's Records VanishedClinton's records vanished after warning of 'very serious' problems
By Jerry Seper
May 12, 2008
Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton visits the B&O Railroad Heritage Museum yesterday in Grafton, W.Va., the birthplace of Mother's Day.
Hillary Rodham Clinton's Rose Law Firm billing records, found in the White House residence in January 1996 two years after they had been subpoenaed by government regulators, disappeared shortly after the first lady was warned that the firm's billing problems were "very serious" and the then-ongoing Whitewater investigation could result in criminal charges, newly obtained records show.
More than 1,100 pages of grand jury testimony, investigative reports, memos, charging documents, chronologies, narratives and draft indictments, previously undisclosed but now being "processed" at the Library of Congress, say Mrs. Clinton knew considerably more about the firm's billing problems and their potential ramifications than she publi
Clinton's Records Vanished-p2A Feb. 28, 1994, memo by White House Associate Counsel W. Neil Eggleston described Mr. Hubbell's extensive role in the Rose firm's legal representation of Madison, contradicting his sworn testimony to the RTC.
The memo, forwarded to Mrs. Clinton on March 1, 1994, by White House Deputy Chief of Staff Harold Ickes, noted concerns by the FDIC and the RTC as to whether the Rose firm had disclosed its prior legal representation of Madison in an FDIC lawsuit against the thrift's former auditors.
That same month, the RTC issued its first subpoena for Rose firm documents, including billing records for various Madison projects. The documents show that both Mr. Hubbell and Mrs. Clinton were involved in doing legal work for the failing thrift despite Mrs. Clinton's public denials.
The Eggleston memo said an "ultimate finding" of nondisclosure would mean that "Mr. Hubbell was not truthful in his recollection." It also said that while it was "not clear" whether the FDIC or the RTC would re
Clinton And Hcv LettersCLINTON AND HCV LETTERS
Current mood: Growly
You may have heard or read about the misuse of syringes, spreading disease. HCV is being followed the closest, as it is easier to transmit. (hmmm.. comment from the peanut gallery: So why is there more funding going to HIV than HCV. There are 3 times more cases of HCV than HIV.)
Vegas Clinic May Have Sickened Thousands
By KATHLEEN HENNESSEY (Associated Press Writer)
From Associated Press
March 05, 2008 6:50 PM EST
LAS VEGAS - Nearly 40,000 people learned this week that a trip to the doctor may have made them sick.
In a type of scandal more often associated with Third World countries, a Las Vegas clinic was found to be reusing syringes and vials of medication for nearly four years. The shoddy practices may have led to an outbreak of the potentially fatal hepatitis C virus and exposed patients to HIV, too.
The discovery led to the biggest public health notification operation in U.S. history, brought demands for investigatio
Clinton Fights On As Race ClosesClinton fights on as race closes
Hillary Clinton still hopes for a boost from South Dakota and Montana
The campaign chief for Democratic Party presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton has said she will fight on despite reports she was about to concede.
Terry McAuliffe told US media it was untrue that she was set to concede that her rival Barack Obama had enough delegates to win.
Montana and South Dakota are voting on Tuesday, bringing to an end the long-running primary elections season.
Senator Obama is about 40 delegates short of the 2,218 needed to win.
Although there are only 31 elected delegates at stake on Tuesday, Mr Obama could gain the support of enough of the remaining uncommitted "super-delegates" - party officials with a free choice over who to support - to pass the winning post.
DELEGATE COUNT
Winner: Needs 2,118 delegates
Total delegates: Obama, 2,076; Clinton, 1,917
Super-delegates: Obama, 338; Clinton, 292
South Dakota and Montana have 31 el
Clinton Will Quit And Back ObamaClinton will quit and back Obama
Hillary Clinton has seen her opponent maintain his lead
Hillary Clinton will withdraw from the race to become the Democratic candidate for the US presidency, and back her rival Barack Obama, her campaign says.
On Tuesday, Mr Obama gained enough delegates to win the nomination, after the final votes of the primary season.
Mrs Clinton has still not admitted in public that she lost the contest, but on Saturday she will do so "and express her support for Senator Obama".
Mr Obama has already announced a team to help select his running mate.
Reports that Mrs Clinton was ready to concede came after she made a conference call to senior Democrats in Congress.
At a Democratic Party event in Washington, Mrs Clinton will also "express her support... for party unity", her communications director Howard Wolfson said.
Earlier, it had been announced that the event would be held on Friday, but Mr Wolfson said it had been delayed a day "to
Clinton Forcefully Endorses ObamaFormer President Clinton forcefully endorsed Barack Obama's bid for the White House on Wednesday, telling delegates to the Democratic convention that Obama is "ready to lead America and restore American leadership in the world."
Clinton pushed back on attacks — initiated by himself and his wife during the bitter primary campaign, and later taken up by Republican John McCain — that Obama is ill-prepared for the White House, especially on matters of national defense.
"With Joe Biden's experience and wisdom, supporting Barack Obama's proven understanding, insight and good instincts, America will have the national security leadership we need," Clinton said.
Clinton campaigned feverishly for his wife, Hillary Rodham Clinton, in her long-fought primary battle against Obama, and took her loss hard. He had not spoken out as strongly in support of Obama since he clinched the nomination in June.
But Wednesday, he was unambiguous in passing the torch of Democratic leadership to Obama.
Jabbi
Clint/clynt Black - The RainI never liked the rain till I walked through it with you
Every thunder cloud that came was one more I might not get through.
On the darkest day there's always light and now I see it too
But I never liked the rain till I walked through it with you
I hear it falling in the night and filling up my mind
All the heaven's rivers come to life and I see it all unwind
I hear it talking through the trees and on the window pane
And when I hear it I just can't believe I never liked the rain
Chorus:
Like the rain I have fallen for you and I know just why you
Liked the rain always calling for you I'm falling for you now
Just like the rain
When the cloud is rolling over thunder striking me
It's as bright as lightning and I wonder why I couldn't see
That it's always good and when the flood is gone we still remain
Guess I've known all along I just belong here with you falling
Chorus 2:
Like the rain I have fallen for you and I know just why you
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Clingywtf?? today I have stumbled upon not one, but TWO blogs that were written by insecure, selfish, and obsessive women. I guess they will have to learn the hard way that no man (or woman) wants to be put in a cage once they are "caught". Its the clingy "call me-where are you?-lets spend all time together-you cant have friends cause you have me" idiots that make such an awful reputation for marriage.
Its just sad that people have no personality/life on their own, so they have to attach to someone else's
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you can’t sleep or you sleep too much
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Dear Ninja:What would be the most effective way to rid one's self of a clingy and pathetic bitch that has no real life of her own and must leach off of others?
Dear Bitchcake:
People like this are hard to shake off, but it is possible. It takes careful non-planning because they actually self-destruct. When they start to slip up (like they ALWAYS do), have someone on your side available to screen shot some not-so-lovely evidence on her that you can quietly, or publicly, use to humiliate her into going back into the cave she crawled out of.
If this fails, a pre-paid throw away cell phone and her local power company's phone number could be used to indirectly cause a power outage.
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Cling On AdviceOk so need some ideas i have ran out of ideas of what todo..Miss lilly has well moreless become cling onto mom all the time. there is only 1 of my sitters now that i can leave her with and not have to deal with the screaming kid when mom leaves for work...Also she is almost 20 months old wont take her nap, and frankly fights her sleep all together. we have been doing the same routin ever since i started my job and she has always taken a nap around noon-1 somtimes 1-2. and then to bed at 5:30 to 6:30pm Since i get up at midnight for work. in which she goes with and she always went right back to sleep in the car...Now she wont even take her nap, wont even go to sleep at bed time, meaning i am lucky to get 2-4 hrs of rest before i have to be up for work...Yet she will sleep in the car, but when get home she wont even lay back down...We have always done the play time, dinner, Bath time, Book time, then lay down for bed. but she just screams and litterally doesnt stop screaming..What else c
Clinging To A WhisperYou reached out to me, on that very day.
I never said a word, through these shades of grey.
Yet you knew, how is that so?
What happened on that day long ago.
Feeling helpless and weak, your dream was brought to life.
The everyday pain, cut deeper than the knife.
I felt alone, yet I was not.
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I was willing to hang onto you, for as long as I could.
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I held in all the words, I was dying to get out.
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Everything began to fade, and what
A Clip From Memorries...I was burnt once already by love lost, 1
3rd degree decisions that you made where at my cost.
you where in a hurry to bury the hatchet you tossed,
It's still kinda blurry,i worry for whats gone.
I reminisce on the often back to when i was still your John, 5
We said we would be closer than we are and I long,
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or reading from the Torah the traditions that press on.
Lagging on a cigarette til after your dads gone,
Laughing with yer sister at whatever Jeff had on. 10
Lookin at the list of memories and its mad long.
How'd I let it end? telling myself she won't be mad long.
Keep it to yerself John everybody's heard sad songs.
I've grown away from immaturities i owned,
found sumthin in myself no one else had slammed on. 15
Depe
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>>
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands Have
>> moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."
"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
>>
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Clocks In Heaven!Clocks in Heaven!
> >>
> >>> A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
> >>>Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
> >>>"What are all those clocks?
> >>>
> >>>St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
> >>>Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
> >>>
> >>>"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
> >>>
> >>>"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
> >>>that she never told a lie."
> >>>
> >>>"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
> >>>
> >>>St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
> >>>moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life
> >>>
> >>>"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
> >>>
> >>>"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling
> >>>fan."
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The Clock Is Broken*Before you read this please keep in mind that nothing I put in here is finished or even anywhere near being finished even*
The blackness creeps in
Dawn fades away
The tears stopped
Long ago
The streaked face remains
Memories rush and flood
Time stands still
I’m still not there
You’re not here
I’m alone
Missing you
You’re with him
The clock must be broken
The tears stopped
Years ago
Memories stop and dry
Time stands still
The clock must be broken
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Clocks In HeavenHillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where's my clock?" Hillary asked.
"Your clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
ClocksA man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands Have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
ClocksA man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands Have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Clocks Went Back Who Forgotwell i have changed the time on my clocks and i have cum across one person so far who hasnt changed the time on their clocks and watches who else forgot and who remembered
The ClockA man asks his wife 2 come upstairs 2 hold the clock. When she gets upstairs her husband his lying on the bed with a hard on. She says thats not a clock. Her husband says it will b once u have both hands and ur face on it. lol hahahahaha
ClocksA man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly
Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all
those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."
"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's," replied St. Peter . "The
hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Hillary's clock?" asked the man.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!"
The Clock Is Running"Imagine
there is a bank
that credits your account
each morning with $86,400.
Every evening
whatever part of the balance
you fail to use during the day
is deleted.
What would you do?
Draw out every cent
and use it well, of course!!!
Each of us has such a bank -
Its name is TIME.
Every morning,
it credits you with 86,400 seconds.
Invest the day's deposits well,
or the loss is yours.
How could you bring
the most contentment,
happiness and benefit
to yourself and others?
The clock is running.
ClocksClocks :
Coldplay
Lights go out and I can't be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against
Have brought me down upon my knees
Oh I beg, I beg and plead
Singing
Come out of things unsaid
Shoot an apple off my head
And a trouble that can't be named
A tiger's waiting to be tamed
You are
You are
Confusion that never stops
The closing walls and ticking clocks
Gonna come back and take you home
I could not stop, that you now know
Singing come out upon my seas
Curse missed opportunities
Am I a part of the cure
Or am I part of the disease
You are, you are
You are, you are
You are, you are
You are, you are
And nothing else compares
Oh nothing else compares
And nothing else compares
You are, you are
Home, home where I wanted to go
Home, home where I wanted to go
Home, (you) home where I wanted to (are) go
Home, (you) home where I wanted to (are) go
Clocksthis is metephorical of course
but think for a second about life as a clock every cog is importent and every cog is connected
and in this ur choices are cogs and every cog is connected to a path every path is connected to a cog ur life there are no wrong choices no bad choices walk with ur head up even if sociaty says u are wrong hold ur stance never look back all i ask is u learn from every thing u do
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