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Love PoemRainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
A Lil Support For A Friend Plz..**BULLETIN EXCERPT FROM A FRIEND**
im running for president of the us in 2008 this is no joke im a write in vote william r james for president the party is the n.o.t.a. party
(None Of The Above).
my name is william r james and my running mate is howard l ritter.
we are both from iowa
**HE IS A REALLY GREAT GUY AND WOULD MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT. HE HAS SOME AWESOME IDEAS AND REALLY WANTS TO BE OUR LEADER. HIS LINK IS BELOW, STOP BY AND SHOW HIM SOME LOVE AND WISH HIM WELL ON HIS JOURNEY. IOWA RESIDENTS CAN SHOW THEIR SUPPORT BY SENDING HAND WRITTEN LETTERS TO HIM:
WILLIAM R JAMES
104 1ST AVENUE
EAST NEWTON, IOWA 50208
**
im running for prez in 08 a N.O.T.A party(none of the above)@ fubar
What Is A Vet?What is a vet?
· Some veterans bear visible signs of their service: a missing limb, a jagged scar, a certain look in the eye.
· Others may carry the evidence inside them: a pin holding a bone together, a piece of shrapnel in the leg – or perhaps another sort of inner steel: the soul’s alloy forged in the refinery of adversity.
· Except in parades, however, the men and women who have kept America safe wear no badge or emblem.
· You can’t tell a vet just by looking.
· What is a vet?
· He is the cop on the beat who spent six months in Saudi Arabia sweating two gallons a day making sure the armored personnel carriers did not run out of fuel.
· He is the barroom loudmouth, dumber than five wooden planks, whose overgrown frat-boy behavior is outweighed a hundred times in the cosmic scales by four hours of exquisite bravery near the 38th parallel.
· She – or – he is the nurse who fought against futility and went to sleep sobbing every night for two solid years in Da Nang.
· He is
Better NowI am so glad that things seem to be better.
My car is supossed to be fixed today. I can't stand to be without a car. Such a pain for me and whoever has to drive me around. I hope they get it fixed fast!
I have no idea why sometimes it seems like everything that can go wrong does. I usually handle those things well, but last week I sure didn't lmao.
Now if it was just Friday at 6pm I would be elated!
I Am A Pisces What Are YouVIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
ARIES - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addicti
~~and On The Lighter Side~~Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America! ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVERWONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the
I Need To KnowI Need to Know
You say…
Don’t be afraid of what someone else thinks
And I’m not…
‘Cept for a few…
I do wonder what you think of me…
If you even do?
At all?
Ever?
Do you even care that I think about you?
Does it even fucking matter?
Are you really that proud of yourself?
Then I should tell you
I’ve had better!
Before and since…
Awww! Did I burst your bubble?
So you never said much
‘Cept I get you so hard’
You’re easy… anyone could!
Whereas I let you know
That you made my year
You popped in…got some love
Figured that was good
It was just okay
You’re a mess!
I’m so fucking confused
And I’d like to know why
You even keep me on your list?
And if I did come to you
When you know all these things
Would that then be our last kiss?
I wish I could afford
To make you mine again
But I wonder…
I wonder
Would you be worth it…
even then?
Laurel Barclay©06
Need Opinions - Please AdviseJust to be different....let's have a discussion. I'm having a debate with someone and I'd like some second or third or fourth opinions. There is no question that men and women can just be friends without there being something more. I have a male friend of 32 years so I can definitely state that it's possible. The question is when one or both of them get into a committed relationship, should the friendship change? For example, if the two had slept in the same bed but never had sex, would it be ok for that to continue when there is a committed relationship involved? What boundaries if any should exist? What if the significant other was jealous of the friendship? Do you give up the friendship? Do you sneak around so you can keep the friendship? Obviously a lot has to do with the level of trust involved in the committed relationship. So let's hear from all of you...what do you think?
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DestinyMy destiny
In the darkness,
no one can see your tears,
in the darkness,
no one can see your fears,
in the darkness,
there is no one to love you,
in the darkness,
there is only sorrow with you.
To seek and found a reason to be,
to hunt like a hound, your destiny to see.
My only love, once found, now lost,
for my cowardice, that was the cost.
Inside my heart, to pieces, I am shattered,
all those pieces, in darkness, now scattered.
To seek end in the dark,
it is my destiny,
to weep alone in the dark,
it is my destiny,
to die all alone without your love,
it is my destiny.
PeachesA Texas rancher was selling his peaches door to door.
He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the knock.
He raised his basket to show her his peaches and asked her," Would you like to buy some peaches?
"She pulled her negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this? "He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran down from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off and asked ..."Are they nice and pink like these?" The farmer said,"Yes," and another tear came from the other eye.
Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked,"are they as fuzzy as this?" He again said ."Yes ," and broke down crying.
The lady asked," Why on earth are you crying?"
Drying his eyes he replied."The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches."
Confuzinim here.where r u?i dont understand.y does this alwayz happen 2 me?what r u waitin 4?im rite here.i think im gonna cry now :(
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thank you
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The Way We AreThe Way We Are
would I need ya if I got amnesia
would you be the one for me
if I lost my memory
and would I look at you the way that I used to
would I fall in love all over again
or would I have to pretend
are we gonna stay the way we are
are we gonna break and fall apart
are we gonna make it when our love is tested
are we gonna stay the way we are
I don't wanna break and fall apart
are we gonna make it through the shark infested water
hearts entrusted to each other
and I don't know what I'd do if I found out you were untrue
would I find it in my heart to forgive
would I be able to forget
will I be be beautiful or will I just be a fool
can you keep me fresh and young
what if I make you deaf and dumb
are we gonna stay the way we are are...
can we still have adventures when we're old and wear dentures
will you kiss me on the lips
do you think we'll dance with our plastic hips
and when you look at me will you see the girl you met when
Sleepi miss ur amrs around me. i miss how ur rough hands feel smooth to my body.. never knowing the hardness.. to close my eyes and lay there next to u.. how my days are brighter.. funny i know.. how just to sleep in a friends arms makes my day brighter.. well it does.. to smell u as i go to sleep listining to ur heart beat.. lookin at u as u sleep.. smiling on the inside.. knowing this is my hide away.. an knowing i dont want to leave.. only to go home to a cold bed.. sleepless nites.. an only having dreams of u come to mind.. i sad i sound to love these things so much.. knowing at any time they can go.. yet im not scared to keep going.. i tresure u.. admire u as a person.. an there for i have grown to love our time.. i go now.. to sleep in my empty bed.. knowing its cold.. holding on to my pillow close.. wishing it was u my arms where around.. there will be more time.. just miss it..nite
Ugh!I've got a mouse in my wall. Sigh. It's very noisy; keeps me up most of the nights. Too bad mom's allergic to cats!
Remembering Hope That I Have LostDon't be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so.
-- Belva Davis.
Hope is a state of mind, not of the world. Hope, in this deep and powerful sense, is not the same as joy that things are going well, or willingness to invest in enterprises that are obviously heading for success, but rather an ability to work for something because it is good.
-- Unknown
We should not let our fears hold us back from pursuing our hopes.
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.
-- Robert H. Goddard.
We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope.
-- Martin Luther King Jr.
Disappointment often focuses on the failure of our own agenda rather than on God's long-term purposes for us, which may use stress and struggle as tools for strengthening our spiritual muscles.
-- Luci Shaw.
The light at the end of
Help Me Out?Rate and leave comments to vote for her...help me out pretty please????
Call CenterActual call center conversations!
Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?"
Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?"
Customer: "It's on the door of your business."
Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open."
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Samsung Electronics
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about."
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
Operator: "I think it means the telephone plug on the wall."
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RAC Motoring Services
Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in
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Let Me Out To Kill..(poetry)Surrounded
By four cushioned walls.
What is this place?
Why am I here?
There is so much
Pressure on my chest,
I can’t move my arms,
All I can do is
Sit here rocking,
Back and forth
Listening to the voices.
Can you hear them?
Or is it just me?
They are telling me
To kill, stab and
Rip you open!
But alas
I am bound by this,
This white jacket,
And by the
Four cushioned walls.
And again I hear them,
The voices shouting
“kill it, rip it open
Feel its warm blood
Dripping, dripping
Down your arm!”
I want to obey the voices
But my body is bound
Wrapped around myself.
Get this thing off
And let me out,
Let me quench my thirst ..To KILL.
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Confusion While MisleadingHow would everything be if everyone new the answer to everything, except about themself. Would it be worth living? It would seem to be a life without meaning. If everyone had all of a sudden stopped what they were doing and focused entirly on learning about themselves, there would be an empty whole created that would cause everyone to to slowly forget what they've known and work less on considering what others would need help with. Drowning in one's own thoughts would lead to distrust in one's own abilities and fall to waste in a sea of sorrow as the people consume themselves.
It would be tough to say that anything would work correctly if everything was the way it was before the sudden stop, but if it was possible it would still be hopeless after the affects.
SelfishI just want to say this :
I AM SICK OF Selfish, isecure, self-centered, childish people !!!!
Ok I am better! Thanks for listening.
Rip RalphRALPH GOES TO HEAVEN:
RALPH CAME HOME DRUNK ONE NIGHT AND SLID INTO BED WITH HIS SLEEPING WIFE, AND FELL INTO A DEEP SLOMBER.
HE AWOKE BEFORE THE PEARLY GATES WHERE ST. PETER SAID,"YOU DIED IN YOUR SLEEP RALPH.'
RALPH WAS STUNNED, I'M DEAD??? I CANT BE! I'VE GOT TO MUCH TO LIVE FOR. SEND ME BACK!!! PLEASE!! ST PETER SAID " I'M SORRY , BUT THE ONLY WAY THAT I CAN SEND YOU BACK IS AS A CHICKEN.'
RALPH WAS DEVASTATED , BUT BEGGED ST.PETER TO SEND HIM TO A FARM NEAR HIS HOME. THE NEXT THING HE KNEW , HE WAS COVERED WITH FEATHERS, CLUCKING, AND PECKING THE GROUND. A ROOSTER STROLLED PAST 'SO YOUR THE NEW HEN, HUH? HOW'S YOUR FIRST DAY HERE? 'NOT BAD REPLIED RALPH THE HEN,'BUT I HAVE THIS STRANGE FEELING INSIDE LIKE I'M GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!'
'YOURE OVULATING,' EXPLAINED THE ROOSTER.
'DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE NEVER LAID AN EGG BEFORE???
'NEVER SAID RALPH
'WELL, JUST RELAX AND LET IT HAPPEN,'SAYS THE ROOSTER. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.'
RALPH DID, AND A FEW UNCOMFORTABLE SECONDS LA
What Goes Around Comes AroundFlattened Frog
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the street, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him
He came to a house of ill repute, and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, what the hell, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the
Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did yo
Whats The Time?This was recently in the Seattle Paper...
Thetitle of the article was
"Best Come Back Line Ever."
In summary, the police arrested Robert Aylor, 59+
year old white male, in
a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
On Monday, at the County courthouse, Aylor was
charged with lewd and
lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public
intoxication.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a
pumpkin patch on his way
home from a drinking session when he decided to
stop, "You know how a pumpkin
is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one
around for miles or at least I
thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in
a telephone interview.
Aylor went on to say that he pulled over to the
side
"him"I love hearing him whisper my name,
I love the way he laughs.
I love everything about him.
I feel so strongly connected to him.
I feel so complete with him.
I feel so alive around him.
I never want these feelings to fade,
I want to keep hold of him forever.
I need him,
I crave him,
I want him,
I love loving him.
for Stephen..
Found This Kinda InterestingDaily Horoscope: Aquarius
For August 18,2007
Your mind is solidly on your job and career path right now, so you may as well focus all of your energy in that direction. You may surprise yourself (and others) with your intensity, but you're definitely going places!
Laugh For August 18Wedding Rehearsal
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer.
"Look, I’ll give you £100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out." He passed the clergyman the cash and walked away satisfied.
It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom’s vows, the vicar looks the young man in the eye and says:
"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes." The gr
Today On The Planet: Planetchrisley.com And It's Parent Companies Dump Social Sites Used For PromotionEarlier this week Chrisley (both person and company) deleted all of their site network pages that were being used primarily to promote products and services that The Chrisley Music Group and Imperial Alliance currently offer on the web. Chrisley sited in an online posted letter on the company's now deleted MySpace account that the reasons for leaving were both due to the fact that MySpace's parent company News Corporation (who also own the Fox News Channels constantly targeted by Chrisley's company for obtrusive conservative agenda) is "making millions" off advertisers and other means just by people logging on and using the site for free. In the letter Chrisley stated he nor his company wanted to be responsible for being one of many in the masses to make evil corporations like News Corp even richer. The other reason is that none of the sites did anything to attract traffic to The Planet Network's online stores or free services such as the music video channels and the Planet Compass too
G'n'r News.....8/13/07 Page 3
October 30th is the release date for the GUNS N' ROSES - 2 Classic Albums Under Review: Use Your Illusion I And II DVD. An excerpt from a press release reads as follows: "This DVD is a documentary film about the Use Your Illusion double set - the people who made them, the process of making of them, the tour that surrounded them and, most crucially, the awesome music they contained. It features rare footage of the band from that time, including exclusive backstage film rarely seen before; lengthy interviews from musicians and vocalists who were there working on the records and the tour; comment from friends of the group and scenesters from the L.A. rock underground; insight and critique from biographers, journalists and DJs who championed Guns N' Roses throughout their career, and many other notable contributors. Also includes seldom seen photographs, location shots, news footage and much more besides. Released simultaneously in September 1990, the brace of albums mak
Yaaaay 4 Me!!!!omg so im FINALLY back into my apartment!!! YAAY!! Im thrilled about that. tee hee. And to make things 100x more sweet... i still have internet hooked up, even tho i havnt had a computer to use the internet with for like... 3 or 4 months now. So now i have a laptop, an amazingly clean house, and the internet... my life is great hahaha.... among a few other things that make it great as well :D
Anyways im to happy to have actually woke up in my own house again... like... i didnt move out just to be stuck with my family again lol. (well it wasnt MY family, it was my roomies family, but still they practically are my 2nd family so same diff man!!!)
Well im out!
hugs n kisses.
Tedz
Laugh For August 19Gone Fishing
There's a drunk guy who decides that he wants to go fishing. He packs up all his tackle and sets out in search of a suitable spot.
Eventually, he stumbles across a huge area of ice and decides that he'll give it a go. Taking out a saw from his tackle box, he starts to saw a hole in the ice.
Suddenly, a loud voice booms out at him, "There's no fish in here." The drunk looks all around him but can't see anyone. He decides to ignore the voice and carries on sawing.
Again, the voice booms out, "I've told you once, there's no fish in here!" He looks up again but there's still no sign of anyone so he returns to his task.
"Stop it!" shouts the now very angry sounding voice, "You'd better pack up your stuff and get out of here or there'll be trouble."
"Who are you" shouts the drunk guy, "you don't scare me!"
"Look," replies the voice, "I'm the manager of this Ice Rink!"
Photo Uploading Problems!I don't know why, but for some reason my browser (Firefox, before you suggest I "use that instead") keeps freezing up whenever I try to upload photos. I have no idea what is causing this & I've asked for help in the Fubar Support lounge & got told to defrag, etc., which I've already done. I can only assume that perhaps some photos I already uploaded were too large in file size, so I think I may try deleting those & see if the problem goes away, but I doubt it will help, so I guess you won't be seeing any new photos of me anytime in the near future... at least not here.
Edit: Apparently, I have to use AM Browser in order to upload photos on fubar. Talk about a pain in the ass! Well, at least I can upload photos anyhow... I just wish I could understand why my pet can upload photos using Firefox on his computer, but I can't on my (newer & better) computer. Stupid fubar!! :(
Female Survey1. What color is your bra?
Blue.
2. Do you ever lie about your age?
No.
3. Do you prefer blonde or dark haired guys?
Dark Hair.
4. Are you currently single?
No.
5. How many things in the past do you regret?
None. They shape who I am today.
6. Do you have a best friend?
Yes.
7. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Happy.
Number 8 is missing I guess?
9. Who was the last person you hugged?
My grandma.
10. Have you ever had your heart broken?
No.
11. Have you ever thought about having plastic surgery ?
No.
12. Do you like your life?
Yes.
13. Do you shop at Hollister?
No way.
14. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
No.
15. Has one of your friends ever stabbed you in the back?
Yes.
17. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Guys.
18. How long have you had myspace?
A few years.
19. Have you ever skipped school?
Yes.
20. Has anyone ever cheated on you?
Yes.
21. Have you ever slapped
How To Go Rabbit HuntingPaddy decides to go rabbit hunting, but when he gets to his favorite field he sees the village priest is already there.
Paddy watches with fascination as the priest holds his finger over a rabbit hole and immediately a rabbit pops out.
The priest grabs it and puts it into a sack. He repeats this unusual but very successful technique until his sack is full of rabbits.
Paddy stops the priest and asks him how he does it.
Easy, says the priest. Put your finger on your wife's pussy and then hold it over a rabbit hole.
They can't resist the smell, so when they come out grab them."
Paddy rushes home to find Maureen bent over scrubbing the floor. He lifts up her skirt and applies his finger as directed.
Without looking up, Maureen giggles, "Holy Moses, Father! Rabbit hunting again?""
The InterviewA female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club:
Interviewer: "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?"
Mr. Jones: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."
Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
Mr. Jones: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range."
Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"
Mr. Jones: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm."
Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."
Mr. Jones: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one, are you?"
Killing Time By Retro GodIt's my latest t-shirt available at RetroGod.com called 'Killing Time'. Click the pic to see the tees!
JokesMy husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.
Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
For Sale:
Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage.
Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
"Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied.? "I've been divorced three times."
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40
years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hes
Deaf Toned ... By Jaynie And HeatherSteam coming out of our ears like a locomotive going up the mountain,
Blood boiling in the veins like a tea pot ready to blow,
Patience wearing thin like a spaghetti strap on a double "D".
What we wanna know is "Can anyone hear the words coming out of our mouths or are we speaking a foreign tongue?"
When we say we want to be left alone or have to do some chores do us all a favor, leave us alone and go call one of your whores.
If we say something by mistake, or if you read more into it then it is, remember we are only human taking care of our personal "biz".
We don't mean to come off as cold hearted bitches, but coming from Venus these are our nitches.
NOW HEAR US LOUD, coming from Mars you Males have issues too, but I believe that it takes the right kind of woman to love you for you!
Just because we don't work out, doesn't mean that we don't care, it just means you have to recast your line to see what is out there.
XOXOXO,
Jayners & Hef
P.S. Can you hear us now, or
Brown Eyed Girl......van MorrisonHey where did we go,
Days when the rains came
Down in the hollow,
Playin' a new game,
Laughing and a running hey, hey
Skipping and a jumping
In the misty morning fog with
Our hearts a thumpin' and you
My brown eyed girl,
You my brown eyed girl.
Whatever happened
To Tuesday and so slow
Going down the old mine
With a transistor radio
Standing in the sunlight laughing,
Hiding behind a rainbow's wall,
Slipping and sliding
All along the water fall, with you
My brown eyed girl,
You my brown eyed girl.
Do you remember when we used to sing,
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da
So hard to find my way,
Now that I'm all on my own.
I saw you just the other day,
My how you have grown,
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometime I'm overcome thinking 'bout
Making love in the green grass
Behind the stadium with you
My brown eyed girl
You my brown eyed girl
Do you remember when we used to sing
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da.
Come Monday .....jimmy BuffettHeadin' up to San Francisco
for the Labor Day weekend show,
I've got my hush-puppies on,
I guess I never was meant for
glitter rock and roll.
And honey I didn't know
that I'd be missin' you so.
Come Monday it'll be all right,
Come Monday I'll be holding you tight.
I spent four lonely days in a brown L.A. haze
and I just want you back by my side.
Yes it's been quite a summer,
rent-a-cars and west bound trains.
And now you're off on vacation,
somethin' you tried to explain.
And darlin' I love you so that's
the reason I just let you go.
Come Monday it'll be all right,
Come Monday I'll be holding you tight.
I spent four lonely days in a brown L.A. haze
and I just want you back by my side.
I can't help it honey,
you're that much a part of me now.
Remember the night in Montana when
we said there'd be no room for doubt.
I hope you're enjoyin' the scenery,
I know that it's pretty up there.
We can go hikin on Tuesday,
with you I'd walk anywhere.
California
Wake Me Up When It's Friday Please!!Gaaah!!
Woke up with hangovers!
Well, that was expected ever since we started on beers and whisky(scottish, not irish) around noon yesterday.
Had a really good weekend all in all, but everything got fscked today, when I, as I was saying, started to wake up with hangovers! But got up without knocking too many things on the floor! Thought I had loads of time, right until I lock myself out of the apartment! Meaning I had to take a freaking bus to work instead of riding my bike! I didn't have enough coins to buy a ticket, so i had to break a big note. When I finally get into work, I can't get into my office because my keys are still at home, waiting for me. So I spend a good half hour playing tag with the 'key-lady' before I get an extra key and can access my office again!
So so far I'm pissed, tired, hung over and hungry..
Yea, gonna sleep now, just wake me up when it's friday!
PoemNovember 6th
You lie in bed awake at night
But eyes are tightly shut
Wishing that it was a dream
But now with ure damn luck
The harsh motions run through ure head
Like daggers to the heart
Tears are staining ure flushed cheeks
As time just falls apart
November 6th was that party
That you just had to go to
You quickly got there, looking cute
Excited with ure crew
The music loud and air was smoky
Just like in the books
And then you saw him, standing there
With all his sexy looks
You talked a bit and giggled some
As he told you all his jokes
All the noise and loud heartbeats
Were distracting as he spoke
So you two went into his room
Where everything was quiet
Focusing on each there
Ignoring the big riot
And then he kissed you long and hard
And led you to the bed
You went along and kissed him back
“Slow down” you quietly said
But he acted like he heard nothing
Pushing down some more
You fell down quickly on the sheets
Noticing he locked the door
Now he w
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Just ThinkingYou ever look at someones girl friend that they chose to to be with over you and think what the hell. Why would they choose that person over me. I know it seems dumb but I sometimes think maybe you can do better than me but why do worse. Or at least if you are going to choose someone over me at least let them be prettier than me. Don't get me wrong I am not shallow but things like this do cross my mind. Especially with many some of my ex's Im like good lord. Or maybe I am uglier than I think and they know it to. Who know just some thoughts for thinking is all. :)
You Know You're A Military Wife If:This goes out to all you miltary Wives! These are sooooo true! God Bless You All!
. . . your kids point to any airplane or military vehicle and say "Daddy"!
. . . you remember where your kids were born by duty stations.
. . . you refer to friends by where they live (ex: Cindy from TX, Ann in CA, etc.)
. . . you have a whole wash load of black t-shirts and socks and another just of camouflage.
. . . you can sleep through the sound of fighter planes and bombers on their morning practice.
. . . you can tell what is wrong with flight suits or BDU's before the service member does.
. . . you know more about re-enlistments and assignments than the personnel office does.
. . . you reach for your ID card upon entering a civilian store.
. . . you pay $35 to have a baby.
. . . your kids point at anyone regardless of race or gender in BDUs and say 'DADDY!'
. . . your kids walk around naked with huge combat boots on.
. . . your son looks at an MP and says
Motto To Live ByLife should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body,but rather to skid in sideways,beer in one hand,smoke in the other,body thoroughly used up,totally worn out and screaming"Damn, what a ride!"
The Year I Was BornIn 1979 (the year you were born)
Jimmy Carter is president of the US
A major accident occurs at a nuclear reactor on Three Mile Island near Middletown, PA
An American Airlines DC-10 loses its engine and crashes seconds after takeoff, killing 275 people
Hurricane David kills over 1200 in the US and the Dominican Republic
Some 90 people, including 63 Americans, are taken hostage at the American Embassy in Tehran, Iran
The Soviet Union invades Afghanistan
ESPN starts broadcasting
Aaliyah, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Norah Jones, Heath Ledger, and Kate Hudson are born
Pittsburgh Pirates win the World Series
Pittsburgh Steelers win Superbowl XIII
Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup
Kramer vs. Kramer is the top grossing film
Sophie's Choice by William Styron is published
"My Sharona" by The Knack spends the most time at the top of the US charts
The Facts of Life premiers
What Happened the Year You Were Born?
Thy Carnivals Prayer:Thy Carnivals Prayer:
Our Father of Shangri-La
Hallowed be thy name
If the world turns over save me
From thy fiery rain
Keep me pure
Keep me clean
As the lotus grows
I ask you for forgiveness
Save me from the crows
Juggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one, you fuck with all, we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and don't say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Dark Carnival and all it teaches, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes, stand firm and always be ready.
The Juggalo Pledge:
I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Society Of Juggalos, And For The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family, Under God, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!!
WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE, JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON, SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST, EACH AND EVERYONE OF US
When I die, show no pitty, send my soul to Juggalo
The Way I FeelThe lightening dances behind my eyes...
Random flashes of youth gone by...
Faded memories against the stark grey night...
Hoping longing to get them back in sight...
Dreams left to wilt by the door to reality...
Cast aside with sorrow to embark on maturity...
A new day is drawing near...
I once again hold all my dreams so very dear...
I wrap my arms around in a loving embrace...
All my past fears and insecurities I will erase...
I will become who I am meant to be...
And this time around no one will stop me...
I will blast past all the obstacles you try to throw my way...
So that in the end I can honestly say...
I did EVERYTHING I ever wanted to...
I Dont Understand This...Why is everybody dogin everybody, every mumm i read, all the comments. I dont get it, you cant be nice to someone, is that to hard for some people. DAMN!!!
Geeepeople act like such badasses on here i wonder if they act this way in real life
Heres A Mumm For Yadoes your old man or old lady know you look like a slut on line too get points
Hearts Collide.........red Wanting BlueHave you ever been blue?
Afraid to see what's right in front of you?
Well, you know it seems to be easier
To give it all up and out
It seems my dreams need means that I am without
My Botticelli ballerina
Which do you prefer?
The violet or the rose
And if I had the fruits of a laboring pirate's dream
Which would you rather?
Silver or gold
When hearts collide like fireflies lost in a shooting star shower
I will chase the sunset west to keep the day alive one more hour
But I'm eaten alive by the butterflies
And the petals of daisies as I
Pace beneath the hair hanging from Rapunzel's tower
From her tower
From...oh, oh
Forgive me if I'm blue
But love does funny things to a man sometimes
We work off of one heart instead of two
Packing the other away for a rainy day
In case love stops feeling brand new
My Botticelli ballerina
Dancing in the dark
How do you move the way you do?
What a beautiful curse and wicked bliss
To be confined to one heart in a world where
I Knew I Love AgainI had once a lover and fall in love
I had given him all that I have
Never been ready that -he could be-and could be not
Kept his memory tied it in my heart.
I shed a tear from no one's shoulder
Sleepless nights, your voice I hear
Your caress I remember, so loving and tender,
But you are gone how could I stop my tear.
I've wasted many times ignoring you so
Believing your love is fake and untrue
I'm living my life through pain and sorrow
And never realize there's someone like you.
I never thought that I could open my heart again
I didn't expect that I'd love again after the pain
I never imagine that I will welcome you in
You that I treated as an ordinary friend.
Now I am here walking with you hand in hand
Bare footed wandered above the sand
Enjoying the feeling under the warmth of the sun
I am not dreaming, I knew I've loved again...
Can I Get Some Helpit really looks like i no friends welling to help me out anymore .. ive i alot to go to next level my bombers family has helped.. but as far as club far and naughty or nice crew they have not much of help .. so as my today im letting club far and naughty or nice crew im done im sick of it.. anyways .. ben really thinking about deleting my account again ...i do what i can to help others on here but it always seems like i dont get the help back..ive bbombed my giveaway 4 days with no help at all i know . my bombers family is going to start helping tommorow ..im using dial up so it takes longer to rate stuff...i got cfnef of my stash items deleted yestherday and was told if it happens again they will delete my account..ok im done bit_ching
Free Beer! Read...I'm LEAVING Fubar in a little over a week..if you want to keep in touch with me, and haven't sent me an email yet, please do so at happybunny65@gmail.com. Sept 1 I will delete this account and no longer be on fubar, so if you miss out, you miss out! To those of you who have already sent me an email, Thank you! Those of you who I already have their emails, we'll keep in touch! Hugs to all, nice "knowing" you all!
Take care,
Retro
If We Lean On Christ; >>he can ease pain , show love and carry us thru to an eternal life forver; He didnt die in vain he did die for all us; And to take away sin from us and ; He was so badly crusified a death so horrrible. why cant all see wh y cant they hear and know . Its not to late to accept Christ now.. Its not ever to late . But it will be one day soon , if you cant see or dont want to know Him.. Please belive me and Belive Christ Jesus :
Gods words are final and the same yersterday today and tomorrow thru eternity belive this .. in your hearts And souls; belive this..God Thy will be done soon here on Earth and in Heaven .. God is Glorious and does have the final say for all.. Amen!...
Lua--- ByI know that it is freezing, but I think we have to walk
I keep waving at the taxi's, they keep turning their lights off
But Julie knows a party at some actors West side loft
Supplies are endless in the evening, by the morning they'll be gone
When everything is lonely I can be my own best friend
I'll get a coffee and the paper, have my own conversations
I see the sidewalk and the pigeons and my window reflection
The mask I polish in the evening, by the morning looks like shit
And I know you have a heavy heart, I can feel it when we kiss
So many men stronger then me have thrown their backs out, trying to lift it
But me I'm not a gamble, you can count on me to split
The love I sow you in the evening, by the morning won't exist
You're looking skinny like a model with your eyes all painted black
Just keep going to the bathroom, always say you'll be right back
Well, it takes one to know and kid, I think you've got it bad
But what's so easy in the evening, by the morning's
UpdateSo life is annoying. dad moved out, David moved in been a month now. he would like to marry me. xander had his shots. He did great bless his little heart. Im moving again!!! My comp is down.
SoulmatesI truly believe in soulmates. Here are a few steps to take in order to open yourself up to the possibility of one day finding your soulmate:
1. Realize your worth: Everyone is worth something great. Everyone was put here for a reason. If you can't love yourself, how do you expect someone else to love you? Your worth is weighed heavily to your soulmate and your love for yourself will show and he/she will love you even more.
2. Redirect your desires: Sex is the easiest thing to get on the planet. By redirecting your desires to a mental kind of lovemaking instead of a physical kind of lovemaking, you will open yourself up to more possibilities when it comes to your soulmate.
3. Release your fear of being alone: It's much better to WANT a person than to NEED a person. Don't settle for the Okay person. Sanctify yourself so you can recieve the Perfect person for you. (And yes, I know no one is perfect) Once you realize that you were created to be a blessing to someone, you begin t
Ronja's New Lounge...come In & See...On 8/20/2007, kissmytap@fubar.com wrote:
She finally got a new lounge open her first one come check it out..... all the thanks goes to DJ LezKa and WildHorse for helping me out with it.
EroticaI want you to slowly undress me
I want to feel you touch me
To run your hands down my body
Down my sides, backward to my ass
Slowly moving up again over my tummy
Making your way to my breasts
Cupping them, running your fingers over my nipples
Feeling them harden like little pebbles
I want you to kiss me gently on my lips
Moving your mouth across my cheek,
Slowly planting butterfly kisses as you move over to my neck
I want you to kiss my neck, feel me shiver
Feel my nipples getting even harder
I want you to move your mouth across my throat
Planting butterfly kisses all the way
Moving downward – over my collar bone to my breasts
I want you to kiss each breast gently, softly
Taking each nipple between your lips, in your mouth
Running your tongue over each of them and biting them gently
Making me shiver with ecstasy, with longing
I want you to slowly move me towards the bed
To lay me down gently on my back
To come lay beside me
Look into my eyes as you run your
Fuspaceis it me or is myspace an fubar coping each other
Florida Justice..........Justice prevailed....for once.
Great answer from a Florida Sheriff.
Florida's got it right. Bravo for Sheriff Judd!!!
As reported earlier this week, some dirt bag who got pulled over in a routine
Traffic stop in Florida ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him.
The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close
range.
Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A statewide manhunt ensued. The low-life was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun.
SWAT team officers fired and hit the guy 68 times.
Now here's the kicker:
Naturally, the media asked why they shot him 68 times?
Polk County Sheriff, Grady Judd, told the Orlando Sentinel –
"That's all the bullets we had."
(Talk about an all time classic answer!!!)
Scared The Crap Outta Me!There I am sound asleep!! Dogs beside me, ....and all of a sudden...banging on the door at around midnight on a work night. I'd been sick to death with the flu, headache and feeling like shit. It's the kid across the street, banging and banging, you need to stay awake she says, there is a huge fire in the back of your house across the tracks. Damn I got up looked out the window and said, "What the fuck!" You could see the water from the Fire Trucks, and the flames shooting out of the houses...actually they were new houses from what we heard. Finally, about 1/2hr into watching them many other Fire Engines were called to the scene and it was finally put out. I was scared shitless. I mean the house and property are insured but who the hell wants to start all over again??? You know how long it takes some insurance companies to make things right! Now I been tired all damned day! Bed early tonight.
Wowthe stupidity of people on here is really sick
This LifeThis life is a rollercoaster-
makes you scream and laugh out loud
at the same time. Everything is moving
too fast, and I'm losing control...
... closing my eyes, catching pieces of dreams
colored like butterflies. This life's not
as it seems- there's a snake in every field
a secret behind every smile.
This life's a cocktail of mixed emotions-
bitter- sweet with sugar and salt.
Skeletons in the closets dance to the
symphony on replay, written with lies.
This life is a merry-go-round -
makes you sick right from the beginning.
I shiver, left out in the rain;
broken inside, for just being myself.
I Wonder.............i wonder why sometimes i just feel like i am wasting my time with people that i shouldnt be thinking it is all a waste of time with. i wonder why sometimes i wish i lived the fairy tale life. i wonder why this world has to be the way it is. all i ever wonder is the stupid things in life then i wonder why i waste my time to think of it all. but in all reality i think we all do that which to some xtent is kinda dumb but hey thats life. i wonder why i never really grew up when i needed to, or why this life had to be mine. all i know is my son is my life and without him i would be wondering what the hell to do next. i wonder what would happen if it all just changed and what i wanted out of life happened, how would i react. its all a big wonder to me why those we love most bad things happen to them and those we cant stand seem to live forever. its all a wonder why people kill others and then themselves, like they feel they accomplished something. i live to wonder all the stupid crap in this
If You Likeyou can add my band on myspace called torsofuck
Unattainable LoveFirst meeting, within an instant
You have me, I'm yours.
Our eyes catch and my stomach flutters,
But you wear your mask so well.
Time passes with more glances.
Leaving me to fall helplessly,
Hoping you will catch me with your arms.
But still a statue you remain, unmoved and grounded.
My heart is finally consumed by you,
Given freely by my choice.
Anxiously I await to hear your voice,
But your silence echoes within my soul.
Broken now as the moments linger,
Confused, my mind aches from flooded thought.
Why must I always fall for the statuesque?
For that unattainable love.
Can't Take It AnymoreYeah well
I never wanted to hurt someone
I never wanted to know
I never wanted to feel this pain
And I can’t wait for it to go
I never thought of the hearts I broke
I never knew how it was
Now I know what it feels like
It just makes it worse
But my heart can’t take this anymore
It’s broken down
Ever since you walked out that door
And I can’t stand to cry
It like life’s just past me by
My heart can’t take this anymore
You said you never wanted to hurt someone
You never wanted to know
You never wanted me to feel this pain
And you hope it goes
You said you never wanted my heart to break
You never knew how it was
Now you know what it feels like
It just makes it worse
My heart just can’t take thins anymore
Its broken down
Ever since you walked out that door
And I can’t stand to cry
Its like life’s just passed me by
My heart….
My heart….
My heart…. Just can’t take it anymore
Can’t take it anymore
RelationshipsIf a someone wants you,
nothing can keep them away.
If they don't want you,
nothing can make them stay.
Stop making excuses for a other's
and THEIR behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit)
to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for
a relationship that's not meant to be.
SLOWER is better.
Never live your life for someone else
before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because they
would not treating you as you deserve
then HELL NO, you can't "be friends".
A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
DON'T SETTLE.
If you feel like you're being strung
along, then YOU PROBABLY ARE.
Don't stay because you think
"it will get better."
You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is YOU.
Avoid ANYONE whO has got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women/men. If they didn't marry the other parent wh
Does Someone You Know Have Diabetes?I was talkin to a friend of mine on here tonight and we were discussin a very important topic. If someone you know has diabetes and is overweight, please research all you can on diabetes and what is it and how to alleviate it and manage it. Being overweight is not any help whatsoever! Get your loved one to exercise if only it means walking around the mall or the block or wherever. Sometimes our loved one needs a handful of tough love in the matter as well. There is no reason a 27 year old or a 57 year old person needs to die of complications from diabetes when it is manageable. I saw my grandmother suffer of the disease and I myself have diabetes. I have lost over 60 lbs in a year and my diabetes is very much under control because of that alone. So please please care and love your loved one but also make them realize that there is help and support for their disease. And to my friend, I am here for you no matter what. please don't think twice about hittin me up if you need more assistan
Quote For August 22Great ambition is the passion of a great character. Those endowed with it may perform very good or very bad acts. All depends on the principles which direct them.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
Bonus Quote:
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline... it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-- Frank Zappa
Lamentations...I am the man who has seen affliction by the rod of his wrath. He has led me and made me walk In the darkness and not in the light. Surely he has turned His hand against me. Time and time again throughout the day.
He has besieged me
And surrounded me with bitterness and woe.
He has set me in the dark places
Like the dead of long ago.
He has hedged me in so that I cannot get out; He has made my chain heavy.
Even when I cry and shout, He shuts out my prayer.
He has blocked my ways with hewn stone; He has made my paths crooked...
Chief Yellowhawk's PrayerO Great Spirit, Whose voice I hear in the winds,
and whose breath gives life to all the world,
hear me, I come before you, one of your children.
I am small and weak. I need your strength and wisdom.
Let me walk in beauty and make my eyes
ever behold the red and purple sunset.
Make my hands respect the things you have made,
my ears sharp to hear your voice.
Make me wise so that I may know the things you
have taught my people,
the lesson you have hidden in every leaf and rock.
I seek strength not to be superior to my brothers,
but to be able to fight my greatest enemy, myself.
Make me ever ready to come to you with clean hands and straight eyes,
so when life fades as a fading sunset,
my spirit may come to you without shame.
Chief YellowHawk
To Accept Christ And Walk In His Light Will Be Hard Cause Satan Will Fight You .SAtan will fight and battle for your soul but he cares not about you . He is just all evil and has no feeling at all . He is only after power and hates all. He is always tempting whats good, so you have to fight against him on a daily basis . But in the end all will be worth it cause you will suffer great here on earth, to spread Gods love and Word ,. Bt God will give
you a great reward in heaven and oh how he,ll show ;Hislove Glorous mercy and he,ll hold you in his arms and you,ll have Eternal life and reside with him in Heaven for ever wanting not suffering not .. He will care and do all for you . And you,ll never die again , But Satan only gives death eternal in abominnation for ever..and ever .. It will be horifying and never ending ; many times over forever... never ending with Satan as your ruler of hell. So if you think what is gong on now in our world is horrifying now the relise that satan has even greater horrows ahead for you if you follow him .. But with Our Christ w
The FoolCard Number Zero (first card of the Major Arcana)
THE FOOL
Moment to moment, and with every step, the Fool leaves the past behind. He carries nothing more than his purity, innocence and trust, symbolized by the white rose in his hand. The pattern on his waistcoat contains the colors of all four elements of the tarot, indicating that he is in harmony with all that surrounds him. His intuition is functioning at its peak. At this moment the Fool has the support of the universe to make this jump into the unknown. Adventures await him in the river of life.
The card indicates that if you trust your intuition right now, your feeling of the 'rightness' of things, you cannot go wrong. Your actions may appear 'foolish' to others, or even to yoursef, if you try to analyze them with the rational mind. But the 'zero' place occipied by the Fool is the numberless number where trust and innocence are the guides, not skepticism and past experience.
A FOOL IS ONE who goes on trusting; a fool is on
HmmmShe ate my heart like candy
The only way to describe her was.. dangerous.
Her smile held hidden hazards and her curves were downright treacherous.
Her beauty was dark and cruel and mocked my insignificance.
She had eyes that were cold yet inviting, that left me feeling defenseless.
She was as deadly as a poisonous flower.
Try as I might to fight her I was helplessly in her power.
It was over for me once she knew my secret, the source if my sexual fire.
At the core of my heart, is love it's what fuels my passion and my desire.
She caught me; I was trapped like a fly in her web.
She bound me with her endless lust and restrained me to the confines of her bed.
The taste of my passion was good to her, it sustained and maintained her.
She fed off my love until the outside world was nothing more than a memory and a blur.
Just one look is all it took to make me her passionate slave.
I'd be hers in this life and lust f
Not YetNot Yet..
There exists in my heart a greatness that has never been measured
A place of untapped wonder and unimaginable treasure
This piece of my heart is untouched and has not yet been seen
It is a place built of fantasies that I’ve yet to dream.
It holds a story of passionate love that has not yet been told
about a longing inside of me that has not yet grown cold.
Like a diamond that has not yet been pressed from the coal,
I have not yet explored the depth of my soul.
I have not yet dug deep enough to say I’ve truly delved
and the hunger deep inside me has not yet been quelled.
I know that one day A far off someday will come and my world will somehow change.
I’ll finally meet her and somehow greet her and our hearts will rearrange.
She is the dream and I am the dreamer. She holds the key to that deep secret place.
She is the word in my soul that I can’t erase.
In my core I’ll feel the stirring and give in to mother nature.
There will be rebirth an
Ubdatewell here it is a update. things are still the same. had to do the hardest thing ever today and turn Connor over to his mom for 4 days. i dont know how things are eventually gonna turn out all i can do is wait and see. to all the friends i have made on here ty for your kind words and support. to those that i havent made yet buckle your safety belts and put your trays in a upright position its gonna be a bumpy ride lol. the 26th of this month is both a good day and a bad one. good being cause its my parents 52nd wedding anniversary! damn how has mom put up with dad this long lol jk. and its bad because it also would make me and tyggy my ex 3 years of being a couple. but things have funny ways of working out i suppose. i hope to be able to keep updating this periodically but the way things go you never know.
until the next time to quote jerry springer..take care america and each other!
If All I Had To Love You WithIf all I had to love you with was..
If all I had to love you with was..
My Mind
I’d envelop you in warm thoughts and imagine us in a place far away from want or care, we’d be alone together with just the knowledge of our love, which is ours alone to share.
My Words
I would wrap my words around you and cover you in terms of endearment. I’d give you words to comfort you, words excite you, and words to praise you when you just needed to hear it.
My Voice
I would whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Tell you all of the things that you’ve wanted to hear. Speak of things that truly matter to me and of how my love for you grew. Reveal my true desires and longing to share them all with you.
My Arms and Hands
If my hands alone could love you, you’d continually feel my touch. In my tender caress, my loving strokes, and in my grasp you’d feel how much. My affection would become a tangible thing, my embrace a sign of loyalty. In my arms you feel so free and more important than
WonderingMy heart is pounding. Her burning yearning has sparked a flame within my veins that makes my blood boil. She has awakened
in me a desire I have never known. My heart pumps molten fluid through me, ignited by the intensity of our love. Beneath
the steady drumming in my chest I can hear her panting as she tries to catch her breath. What sexy sounds she makes,
giggling and cooing like a lovebird, her playful passion drives me wild. Fused together by love and heat our bodies glisten
with sweat, naked flesh is everywhere. I can’t tell, or care where I end and where she begins. My thoughts are shattered
by soft kisses on my neck. All else but her has faded from my memory. My only awareness is of her, of her slick and silky
calf sliding along my thigh and her wet sensual mouth as she presses her tongue and lips against my neck. The sensations of
her warm wet body gyrating against me is all the motivation I need to keep this marathon of love going. For just a moment
longer I co
Firearms Refresher CourseThose who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do
> >> not."
> >>
> >> ~ Thomas Jefferson
> >>
> >> (This is why Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton wants
> >> gun
> >> control so badly! )
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE
> >>
> >> 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
> >>
> >> 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
> >>
> >> 3. Colt: The original point and click interface.
> >>
> >> 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
> >>
> >> 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
> >>
> >> 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
> >>
> >> 7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
> >>
> >> 8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.
> >>
> >> 9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
> >>
>
Chasing A DreamLet me tell u what i desire
i want some one that takes my breath
some one that acquires the same steps
i don't want to have any regrets
Some say it only happens in your dreams
so i chased mine, now it seems another waste of time
I'm getting close to packing up and leaving notes
but i wont, i wont give in so easily
i wont be the one to be leaving
feeling defeated
so my heart weeps knowing that you are in grief
making you smile is my objective
you the one i selected my love for you cant questioned
my hearts intentions
then i open my eyes and realize rejection in a single cry
I... I'm alone back to reality no longer chasing my dream
But it felt so real your touch, your kiss, your words all seemed to take my breath between the lines i ain't read now I'm left trying to go back to sleep trying to see you, in other words I'm chasing a dream that felt so true
Closing My Cherry Tap AcctOK.. YEAH .. I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS ..
AND I WONT LEAVE MY MYSPACE CUZ OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT ARE ON THERE..
ANYONE THAT HAS MYSPACE THAT WANTS TO ADD ME
ITS...
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BIMEWENDY
MY AOL IS MSWAC929@AOL
YAHOO IS ..LOSTCHERRIES4U2FIND@YAHOO.COM
ADD ME ..IF YA WANT..IF NOT..THATS KEWL ALSO..
BUT I HAVE NO REASON TO STAY HERE ANYMORE.
TAKE CARE
HUGS
LOVE
WENDY
ReleaseHurt And Anger
Tormenting her Soul.
Unable to Release
Driving her deeper into Darkness.
Yet,
Deep inside her Eyes.
Laying in the Shadows.
I have seen her Soul
and Hope still lingers.
Waiting...
For Love to Release her
For Darkness to Fade
And for her to Live Again.
Heart“In the end, the size of a person's accomplishment can best be measured by the size of their heart.”
ClansIt's interesting that clan's can destroy friendships.
That anyone would stoop to that level is even worse.
But then again some people on this place seem to have no repect towards anyone.
Leaves a sour taste for a person towards the people of this world when it happens.
Kissing..!!Your Kissing Grade: A-
You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing.
Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible.
Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you!
How Do Your Kisses Rate?
Blonde JokesTwo blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'
Carol explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end, and I throw them away.'
Donna got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house.
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A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.
'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.
'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'
'No, Silly,' the blonde said, 'fir
If Nothing ElseI'm back on my soapbox this morning for a few minutes. I want everyone to know that it's very important that we make amends and just learn to stop the hate and love more often today and everyday. One never knows when their time is up on this world. There are alot of my friends on here that don't ever come to my page or even hit me up real quick to see how I am doing. Most of them don't care I'm fairly sure, but I love my friends...each and every one of them. I don't expect the love in return but once again, one may never know when their days on this Earth will be done. So, as you go on in life today, think of your friends and if you can, check in on them and see how they are doing. Just to put a smile on someone's face is a blessing. God bless you all and have a wonderful safe day!
Whatif God ??????and No Im Not Questinning God So Read >it,s A Poem.. Some One Wrote It Not Me..im Posting For All To Read In Here>What if God ; couldnt take the time;
to belss you today because
we couldnot take the time to
to thank him Yesterday
What if God ; decided to stop leading us,
because we didnt follow Him today.
What if God ; didnt walk with us today
because we failed to reconise
it was his day ;
What if we never saw another bloom
Beacuse we grumbled when God sent
the rain ;
what if God ;stopped loving and caring for us
Because we failed to love and care
for others.
what if God ;took away the Bible tomorrow;
Beacuse we would not read it today.
What id God ;didnt send his only begotten Son ;
beacause He wanted us to prepare to
pay for the price of sin.
What if the doors of the churgh was closed today;
Beacuse we would not listen to Him yeaterday.
What if God ;A
Not Enough Hours In The DayHave you ever realized there is not enough time in the day. I used to sit behind a desk and count the hours until five. I would swear that from 3 to 4 took like 7 hours in itself. Now that I am unemployed in Greenland (Princess Bride and if you didn't know that you suck) the day goes by so fast. I have tons of shit to do and not enough time to do it in. Its like how the weekend takes for fucking ever but saturday and sunday fly by like it was no time at all. Pisses me off.
Guess I just need to buck up and stop sleeping till 12...lol that was for you Annon.
Never Give Up The Hope!!!!When you have a feeling in your heart go with it. Never ever give up hope. And do not go by what people tell you that you should do or should not do. I have a very hard time expressing and putting it inot words on what, I am trying to get across. But I strongly belive that once you read it you will understand what I am getting across to you. All my life I was this way. Nobody ever took the time to teach me how to really express my inner feelings other than the man I married. I ough this man so very much for giveing me that extra push in life. He was the one who stood by me in everything that I am now. He made me belive that I could do what I am able to do now. He helped me to take things one at a time. This man is my back bone, the love of my life. And I will never ever forget what he has brought into my life. I will always love this man till the day I part from this old earth and leave behind the things of the past and the future!! I just want to say this last thing!!! Thank You S
WowDaily Horoscope: Aquarius
For August 23,2007
You need to limit your activities to a fairly narrow range today unless you want to risk exhausting yourself. Learn to say no and mean it -- otherwise, you may end up having to skip important dates!
Now Thats FunnyLittle Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the
school playground and go into the woods. Curious,
he followed the car, and saw Daddy and Aunt Diana
in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could
barely contain himself as he ran home and started to
tell his mother.
"Mommy," Little Johnny exclaimed, "I was at the
playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Diana. I went back to look and he was giving
Aunt Diana a big kiss, then he helped her take off her
shirt. Then Aunt Diana helped Daddy take his pants
off, then Aunt Diana......"
At this point Mom cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is
such an 'interesting' story, suppose you save the rest
of it for supper time. I want to see the he look on Daddy's
face when you tell him tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asked Little Johnny to tell
Daddy his story. Mommy listened closely as Little Johnny
started telling his story about how he saw the car go into
the woods...
Psalms; 19 - 24 Verses19; O how great is your goodness ;
which you have laid up for ,
those who fear you.
which you have prepared for
those who trust in you.
In the presence of the sons of men.
20 ;You shall hide them in the secret
place of your presence.
From the plots of man.
You shall keep them secertly in
a pavillion,
for the strife of tounges.
21 ;Blessed be the Lord ;
for he has shown his marvelous
kindness,
in a strong city;
22 For I said in my haste,
I am cut off from before
your eyes,
never the less you heard
my voice in supplicatations
when I cried out to you.
23 O love the Lord all you who
be his saints!
For the Lord preserves the faithful,
And fully repays the proud person.
24 ;Be of good Courage,
And he shall strengthed your heart,
All you who hope in the Lord.
!!!! AMEN!!!!
Things To Ponder.....Things to ponder.....
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to s
5 Levels Of Hangovers5 Levels of Hangovers...tee hee...go ahead and tell me how crappy you feel now
I gotta thank Lisa for reminding me of this one cuz its effin awesome! lol
Five Levels of Hangovers
> One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.
> Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
> Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your a
Ten Spiritual Things To Do When You Are Bored1) Light a candle on your roomie's, friend's, or relative's forehead while they are sleeping. See how long it takes for them to wake up. This will tell you how long you will live.
2) Tell your future by interpreting the patterns in popcorn, beer cans and cigarette butts left on the floor after your last party. It's a lot like reading tea leaves.
3) Choose an outfit for the day using a divining rod.
4) Determine what your friends have done during the day by smelling their odor eaters.
5) Go outside skyclad, come in and interpret the patterns in your goose bumps. It's a lot like reading tea leaves.
6) Tape music videos, play them backwards on your VCR and try to find subliminal images and rock stars that take on Satanic appearances.
7) Interpret forms in your sculptured carpet. It's a lot like reading tea leaves.
8) At breakfast, eat all but a few bits of cereal, then stir it vigorously and interpret the resulting designs. (I actually did this one!) It's a lot like r
Profiles W/ No About MeI just don't get it why people don't add info in the about me. Why can't they take the time to write something about themselves??? Are they too vain? Are they too shy? Do they not know themselves? Are they too lazy? Why even sign up for a site like this if they can't describe who they are?! UGH! It pisses me off! Most of the time I won't add them as a friend or even talk to someone if they don't have an about me section. I want to know a little bit about them dammit!
I want to know how they view the world. I want to know of they are sex addicts. Weirdos. Druggies. Freaks. Whether their politics mesh with mine. SOMETHING DAMMIT!
I'm not willing to start talking to some fool who doesn't have a blurb in their About Me. When I read their about me it gives me insight into their mind. If I get a bad feeling when reading it, chances are - I'm not going to like them. They won't make me feel comfortable when I talk to them.
WRITE SOMETHING IN YOUR ABOUT ME! That's what it's there fo
The World Stood StillTHE EARTH STOOD STILL
SMS
The day the earth stood still
To realize the damage that we've done
Look upon the sky that hides the sun
Talking to the old fisherman
About the dead Bay and whales
And the sad sad tales
Of offshore wells
There'll be nothing left he said
Just condos for the rich
And the tourist that visit and wish
For a reason to exist
We throw away people
Throw away things
Destroy and move on
Leaving dead land and such
While we stand and watch
Will we stand and watch
You are watching now
TweetyGlitterfy.com *Glitter Graphics*
Floods In The Midwest!Hey everyone! I just wanted to let you know that I am in the midwest and part of the all the dang flooding and rain. I am fine so far. Just everything else is being affected by the storms. We are getting power surges quiet often and its starting to affect the phone lines. I have DSL and its making my internet run really really slow, if I get any kind of connection at all. It took me an hour to get on this morning. If you want to call me, call my cell number and hopefully there will be reception. Dont bother callin the house number right now. Its all staticy or has a huge hum and no one can hear a thing.
I know these are petty things compared to what some of the counties around me and the states are going through, but just wanted to let you know if I am not around that is why.
If you want to see whats going on here in Iowa and the surrounding states you can go to our local newstation website. Its kcci.com They are suppose to have updates on things, but I havent looked at it, I see en
Alrighty Then...Ok, I might have actually found work again. I have an interview at 4pm. Hopefully, by tonight I will be working albeit part-time but at least its work...J.
Sister Weekend Begins!!Last night we began Sister Weekend. We went to see 5 bands and it was awesome. I got two new cds, a t-shirt, and a feather boa. I'll explain the boa later. Drinks were had, guys were flirted with, fun was had. I want a guitarist of my own!!! I like what they do with the fingers!! Tonight we stay in a drink lots. Tomorrow night we have another show to go to. I really wish I were into random meaningless sex!!
C • A • N • C • E • R: Most Amazing KisserOnce you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label. If u don't repost this, u will have bad luck for as long as it says in your description!!
G • E • M • I • N • I: Ultra Sexy
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.Horny. Freak in Bed. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
V • I • R • G • O: The sexiest
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy
Tat Contestmy tat is in a contest an i need help please comment it
Who The Fuck CaresMatthew G. Nunnemaker This Poem Is For You You jerk!! I Still Don't Know Why You Made Me Write Such A Sad One....You're Crazy Kiddo But I Love You Anyway.
Does It Even matter If I'm Truely There? Would You Stop To Notice Me Or Do You Even Care?
If I Dissapeared From Here To Some Nonexistant Place. Would You Remember The Sound Of My Voice Or That Smile You Put On My Face?
Softly I Cry Out For You They Say The Pain Will Go. But Still I'd Sit And Wait For You Time Passes By So Slow.
But I'll Forget About You And How You Took Away My Fears. You'll Soon Be Out Of Memory And Not Thought About In years.
....Hmmm Kinda Makes Ya Sad.
I Don't Know WHy I'm Even Asking Cuz It Never Happens...But Feedback Is Always Appreciated.
Sucks...Today I worked an eight hour day at my regular job, and I'm getting ready to work another eight at my part-time job. I wait tables on the weekend. I'm really startring to loathe the weekends. I hope I make some decent money tonight. The only good thing about my part-time job is the female servers are always fondling me.
ManagementAn Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and was pulling another male buffalo in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.
Laugh For August 24Deaf Drunks
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them.
When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign.
The man thought that was great.
A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly.
The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar.
The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"
Ive Lost More Friends And Still Gona Loose More>some are dying some are just geting back to their work and lives ; And other things that more important you know. But Im never forget Donald never . Ill never forget any one , But ill see them all ; Again in heaven one day; God says I will . And If they be belivers in our Lord too Ill see them one day ; in heaven. Donald is a beliver and so am I .. hugs all good night now .. God Blessa all you .. Diana
Thank You FriendWe can look around and find
all the things that are wrong
But, we can also find what is right
to build a heart pure and strong
What a wonderful world it can be
When we have a friend
Caring and True to one another
It is a heart's perfect blend
You are my heart's strength
My heart's love and pride
You are my heart's treasure
My Friend that stays by my side
What We Project"The One... reaps what he/ she sows....."
Jim DeLoach tells the following story: "A little boy in a fit of anger shouted at his mother that he hated her. Then, perhaps fearing punishment, he ran to a steep cliff near their house and shouted into the valley, 'I hate you, I hate you!' Back from the valley came an echo, 'I hate you, I hate you!'
"Startled at this, the boy ran into the house and told his mother that there was a mean little boy who lived in the valley who shouted at him, 'I hate you, I hate you!'
"His mother took him back to the hillside and told him to shout, 'I love you, I love you!'
"When he did, back came the reply, 'I love you, I love you!'"
What we project is what we get back. We do reap what we sow—even if it is eventually.
Dear God...
when I am angry...
hurt ....
or afraid...
help me ...
to realize ...
that these are ....
my issues...
and ...
help me ...
to deal ...
with ...
these creatively.. ..
so....
I will ...
always ...
Introduction To Breast CancerBreast cancer is the most common cause of cancer in women and the second most common cause of cancer death in women in the U.S. While the majority of new breast cancers are diagnosed as a result of an abnormality seen on a mammogram, a lump or change in consistency of the breast tissue can also be a warning sign of the disease. Heightened awareness of breast cancer risk in the past decades has led to an increase in the number of women undergoing mammography for screening, leading to detection of cancers in earlier stages and a resultant improvement in survival rates. Still, breast cancer is the most common cause of death in women between the ages of 45 and 55. Although breast cancer in women is a common form of cancer, male breast cancer does occur and accounts for about 1% of all cancer deaths in men.
Research has yielded much information about the causes of breast cancers, and it is now believed that genetic and/or hormonal factors are the primary risk factors for breast cancer. S
Annie's Fruit Salsa And Cinnamon ChipsINGREDIENTS
* 2 kiwis, peeled and diced
* 2 Golden Delicious apples - peeled, cored and diced
* 8 ounces raspberries
* 1 pound strawberries
* 2 tablespoons white sugar
* 1 tablespoon brown sugar
* 3 tablespoons fruit preserves, any flavor
*
* 10 (10 inch) flour tortillas
* butter flavored cooking spray
* 2 cups cinnamon sugar
DIRECTIONS
1. In a large bowl, thoroughly mix kiwis, Golden Delicious apples, raspberries, strawberries, white sugar, brown sugar and fruit preserves. Cover and chill in the refrigerator at least 15 minutes.
2. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
3. Coat one side of each flour tortilla with butter flavored cooking spray. Cut into wedges and arrange in a single layer on a large baking sheet. Sprinkle wedges with desired amount of cinnamon sugar. Spray again with cooking spray.
4. Bake in the preheated oven 8 to 10 minutes. Repeat with any remaining tortilla wedges. Allow to c
Psalms ; Verses4 ; - 114 ;Show me your ways o Lord,
teach me Your paths.
5 ;Lead me in your truth and teach me.
For You are the God of my salvation;
O You I wait all day.
6 ;Remember, O Lord,Your
tender mercies,
and Your loving kindness.
For they are from old.
7 ;Do not remember the sins of
my youth or my transgressions
According to Your mercy
remember me.
For Your goodness sake O Lord.
8 ;Good and upright is the Lord ;
Therefore He teaches sinners in the way
9 ;The humble He guides in justice,
and the humble, He teaches His way.
10 ;All the paths of the Lord are
mercy and true.
To such as keep his covenant
And His testomonies.
11 ;For your name sake O Lord.
Pardom my iniquity,
for it is great.
!!!!!!!!AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!
003SOMEDAY, someone might come into your life in a way you've always wanted.
If you're someday was yesterday, LEARN.
If your someday is tomorrow, HOPE.
And if your someday is today, CHERISH.
007LOVE not out of NEED but out of
the ABUNDANCE of the HEART.
Don't seek for someone
who will fill your HEART,
Rather seek for someone
whose heart you can FILL.
Why They Bashing Her...maybe She Knows Something We Dont?http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070825/ap_on_el_pr/clinton_terror_politics
Dem rivals rap Clinton on terror comment By HOLLY RAMER, Associated Press Writer
Fri Aug 24, 9:08 PM ET
Democratic rivals criticized Hillary Rodham Clinton on Friday for her comment that a terror attack before the election would help the Republicans.
On Thursday, the New York senator told supporters in Concord that she could defeat any Republican nominee, in part because she already knows how her opponents will go after her and because she is good at handling the unexpected.
"There are circumstances beyond our control, and I think I am better able to handle things I have no control over," she said. "It's a horrible prospect to ask yourself 'What if? What if?' But if certain things happen between now and the election, particularly with respect to terrorism, that will automatically give the Republicans an advantage again, no matter how badly they have mishandled it, no matter how much more dangerous
Inside A Guy's Head (ty ~angel~)When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
she wants you to look
back and smile
____________________________________________
When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you
she wants
you to hold her hand
____________________________________________
When she wants a hug
she will just stand there
____________________________________________
When you break a girls heart
she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later
____________________________________________
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind
____________________________________________
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply
____________________________________________
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around
____________________________________________
When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine
__________________________
Secrets...Secrets…
You’re one of a kind
Nobody knows
How special you are to me
They all say there’s
Plenty more fish in the sea
But you’re the one for me
The secret’s that we keep
That no one else should hear
Are about you and me
News, My Lord! News From Normandy!Well, maybe not. But what passes for news these days, from my family to yours....
I had given up entirely on the U.S. medical community some time ago. Useless band of dithering idiots if there ever was one. But, when your back is against the wall and you have nowhere to turn to save the ones you love, you try anything. So...the medical community is taking a shot at my son.
And I have to admit, I am impressed with this group of people.
They are leaving no stone unturned, no avenue unexplored, in their effort to help my son. Now that alone earns my undying gratitude. You help mine and you are in my good graces for life. Some of you are already aware of that little Universal Truth. You stand up for me and mine and I'll step in front of you to take a bullet any day. Without thinking. After all, you are now family.
My son is settling into his new "home away from home" a bit. He still wants to come home with daddy every time I see him. I call him every night before bedtime and he
PoetryI look in the mirror, and what do I see
2 crying eyes, it's no longer me
The mirror reflects saddness, the image unclear
Yet so are her thoughts, with confusion and fear
She watches the tears stream, her eyes turning red
Since shes only existing, shed rather be dead
This face in the mirror is a stranger to me
Her head losing hope, my heart far from free
I Was A Buzz Killer For SomeoneSo thur was having thursday night i went out for quarter draft night.... and well i was having a good time when i was dancing with this kid and i say kid because i found out he wasn't even 20 and drinking in my friends bar.... so i somehow got a hold of his wallet and he followed me to the owner and my friend chris... cause i wasn't going to have one of my friends get busted for having an under ager drinking in his astablishment.... the kid tried telling me he was chummy with the owners and well i learned who is more chummy with the owner that night when i saw the kids walking out the bar and i got a thank you from the owner... which i know i'll end up seeing the owner tonight to get smokes after he closes the bar since i'll be working.... I also offered to do this every third thursday but i probably wont drink because i had a hang over for 16 hours after i woke up yesturday.....
Trip...i got an email today from the son of my man who died in 1999... what a trip :( - :)
An Elemental BoudoirWith a fevered body and a molten heart, I inhabit my own elemental boudoir. I see it: a strange vision. The landscape is scorched and entirely carpeted with ash and soot from the constant forest fires and the rivers of lava which never cool enough to set. There’s no sun, no daylight, just the deep blood-red glow of a rich observing moon. The sky is heavy and brooding. It’s heavy with passion. My heart has become a world of its own and I’m crawling naked through its earth. I want to be covered in it. But I don’t want to be the only one writhing around on this carpet of soot.
I’m on my hands and knees, burning. I’m looking into the woods in the distance - a colossal black forest of smouldering bare trees. I’m hoping to see something moving in the shadows - a wild creature with penetrating eyes that’s going to come and ravage my body and consume my soul. He’s going to murder me with his eyes and fuck me back to life. If I don’t see him, lurking in the blackness, I’m going
In The Beginning...Greetings one and all...I guess this is the part where I try to say a little something about myself and in the process...try to not bore everyone half to death out there. It'll be hard, but here goes...
I'm a pro wrestler, whose been in the busines somewhere in the neighborhood of 7½ years. It feels like I've been in it a hell of a lot longer. I've been all across this country, back and forth more times than I care to count.
Currently, you'll find me lost and wondering somewhere in the Paducah, Kentucky, area. Granted that could change at ANY minute, but for now, that's where I'm at.
If you have any questions, comments, anything like that...feel free to drop them. I promise, I won't bite...too hard, well...unless you want me to, then we'll talk.
Some interests of mine...I listen to about any and all types of music. Just depends on what I feel like listening to at the time.
Same thing with movies, although my favorite movie of all time is "Shawshank Redemption." Love wat
So What If I Do ??What if I cared?
What would you say?
Would you accept my heart?
Or just toss it away?
Though we just met,
Your eyes make me melt.
The way you make me feel,
it's been so long.
You make my day with a smile,
your eyes are so blue.
They carry me away.
Is this puppy love?
Is it more?
To early to say.
You probably dont even know who you are.
You probably couldnt care less.
To you I am probably,
just another chick on your "list"
But to be yours, would be so surreal.
To hold you just once, how would that feel?
My body aches for you,
My heart burns when you are around.
And my thoughts are in the clouds,
threatening to never come down.
So what if I care?
What should I do?
Being Me And Being FreeI may not be a butterfly but boy I feel I'm free
Free from all the shackles that once held me for all to see
Free from the pain of hiding deep within myself who I knew I'd always be
Free from the worries of what one may think if they knew the real me
I struggled for years in denial, always trying to be someone else
Trying to make someone happy and it certainly wasn't myself
Trying to fit inside the "box" society says is right
Trying to be someone else, I knew it wasn't right
So if you happen to meet me and in case you truly see
What you see is definatly me, the me I am meant to be!
Why Women Are So CrankyWe start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner).
Along with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.
Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.
Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we don't spend the entire day l
A New DayFor those of you that read my blog on the passing of my father, I thought that I would share a little more with you about today.
Again, feel free to ignore or reply.
Today I went back to work. Honestly, I wasn't sure that I would make it through the day. I woke this morning so angry. Everyone at work was wonderful to me and so understanding. Lt. S called me to his office and ask if there was anything he could do. He could see how I was struggling to hold things together. We talked for a few minutes with me telling him how angry I felt and not sure why I felt that way. I wondered if there was something wrong with me that I was angry at everything. He listened and didn't judge my feelings or try to explain them away. He was just someone to vent to.
Later that day, I was feeling overwhelmed and about to lose control. A fellow officer noticed how close I was to that point and brought it to the Lt.'s attention. Again I was called into his office. He offered me a moment of silence
I PromiseI PROMISE NOT TO HURT YOU.
I PROMISE NOT TO LIE TO YOU.
I'LL GIVE YOU ALL MY LOVE,MY CARE.
I'LL TELL YOU ALL MY DEEPEST DARKEST SECRETS.
I PROMISE YOU NEAVER TO COMPARE.
I PROMISE NEAVER TO JUDGE.
YOUR THE ONE I WANT YOU'RE EVERYTHING TO ME
WHENIM NEAR YOU 'YOUR ALL I SEE.
SO DON'T GET IT CAN'T YOU BELIVE ME ?
ALL I ASK OF YOU IS TO HEAR MY PROMISE ALL THESE THING IF YOU BE WITH ME
CondemnedOne kiss be that of forever,
Burning within the darkness.
One kisses be that of never,
When bound in the throws of madness.
Desire one that is never seen,
Heart still beats in time.
Beauty seen in Imagination,
Love is truly blind.
Whispers endure the flow of the wind,
Across the maddening pose.
To cry within the hands of not knowing,
Condemned to the petal of the ROSE.
Now Thats F/u/c/k/e/d Up!!!WTF I WAS TOTALLY IN --THE MIDDLE-- OF A FREAKING SURVEY AND IT DID THE FOLLOWING--
NOW THATS FUCKED UP.
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Who Would Do That...how Sadi have just had one of my pics marked as NSFW....a pic of me IN CLOTHES with my hand on ass....c'mon now whats wrong with that...do some of you seriously have nothin better to do than report ppls pics...i have seen a lot worse on here which are not marked NSFW and everyone loves em.
to whoever done that, you are a sad individual...get a life!!!!!!
if ya dont like my pics then dont bloody look at em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Excuse Me, AmericaI refuse. I simply refuse to let the ignorant and the rude beat me down. I refuse to let their exponentially growing lack of manners force me to morph into one of them.
I refuse to stop saying "excuse me." I refuse to stop saying "thank you." I refuse to stop holding doors open for strangers walking behind me. And I refuse to stop telling people, "have a nice day" when they exit the elevator.
At least in the cities I work and travel, uncivilized, crude and discourteous behavior now seems to be the rule rather than the exception -- education and position not withstanding. If anything, a case can be made that the more educated and "important" a person, the more likely they are to exhibit the ill-bred characteristics that are chipping away at civility and social interaction.
Multiple times a day, I will exit an office, store or restaurant, and hold the door for the person behind me. Often, the person will be seconds behind and I still hold the door. Rarely will that person say "t
It's Been AwhileIT'S BEEN AWHILE
• Album: Break The Cycle
• Track Number: 04
• Performed By: Staind
And it's been awhile
Since I could hold my head up high
And it's been awhile
Since I first saw you
And it's been awhile
Since I could stand on my own two feet again
And it's been awhile
Since I could call you
And everything I can remember
As fucked up as it all may seem
The consequences that I've rendered
I stretched myself beyond my means
And it's been awhile
Since I could say that I wasn't addicted
And it's been awhile
Since I could say I love myself as well
And it's been awhile
Since I've gone and fucked things up just like I always do
And it's been awhile
But all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with you
And everything I can't remember
As fucked up as it all may seem
The consequences that I've rendered
I've gone and fucked things up again.... again
Why must I feel this way
Just make this go away
Just one more peaceful day
And It's been awhile
S
I Am Thankful For*FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
*FOR THE HUSBAND
WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.
*FOR THE TEENAGER
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,
NOT ON THE STREETS.
*FOR THE TAXES I PAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM EMPLOYE D .
*FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.
*FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.
*FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE
*FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME .
*FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANS
WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH..
*FOR THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
BEC
Laugh For August 26How To Identify Where A Driver Is From
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK
One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON
One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in CALIFORNIA
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY
One hand on wheel, one hand offering beer to police officer: NEW ORLEANS
One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between
My Son Is The Shitso we woke up this morning and went to sit on the couch together and wake up (morning ritual) and apparently i fell asleep while 'waking up' well any way i woke up 2 hours later to my 2 year old son putting an old tea cup in my face and the tea bag in ma ear. then he thought it would be fun to show me all the things he did while i was asleep.... marker murials on the wall, he cleaned the kitchen floor w/ all the diaper wipes we have in the house, and he took all the cigarrettes, lighters, & phones from around the house and put them on the computer table.... but he insisted on holding my hand and showing me everything that he did and pointing to it and saying "uh-oh!!!" it was cute and horrifying at the same time.... never falling asleep again.
Hulk Hogan Vs. Mr. McmahonWRESTLEMANIA XIXSTREET FIGHT20 YEARS IN THE MAKINGHULK HOGAN vs. MR. McMAHONAdd to My Profile | More Videos
The New Scottish Willie ..... Lets Show Him Lots'a Luv !Hey all.. One more thing before I scram ..
Below is the Link to Scotish Willies Page . his other page was deleted by mistake and now needs lots of luv shown to bring him back to where he was .. So take a few mins and stop by his page . Add him .. Rate Him .. You know the Deal.. He's a Wonderful Friend So .. lets help him out , K ? thanks Xoxoxox
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Matthew 18; Verse 7 ;uless You Come Unto Me As Little Children>>>18 ; verse 2 ;
Assuredly, I say to you, unless you are converted and become as little children
,you will by no means enter the kingdom of heaven.
4 ;Therefore who ever humbles himself as a little child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven.
5 ;Who so ever receives one little child like this in My Name receives Me.
6;But who so ever causes one of these little ones who belive in me to sin, it would be better for him ;if a millstone were hung aroung his neck.
And he drowned in the depth of sea.
7 ;Woe to the world because of offences ! For offences must come, but woe to that man who offences come.
Allehejuea !!!! Amen !! God Almighty . Our saviour Reign..Forever and Forever..
"judith" By A Perfect Circle ( This Is My Anthem!)JUDITH
You're such and inspiration for ways that I will never choose to be.
Oh so many ways for me to show you how your savior has abandoned you.
F**k your God.
He did this, took all you had and left you this way.
Still you pray, never stray,
Never stray,never taste the fruit,
never thougth to question why.
Its not like you killed someone.
Its not like you drove a hateful spear into his side.
Praise the one who left you broken down and paralyzed.
He did it all for you.
Oh so many ways for me to show how your dogma has abandoned you.
Pray to your Christ, your God.
Never taste of the fruit,
never stray, never break,
Never choke on a lie,
even though he's the one who did this to you.
Never thought to question why,
It's not like you killed someone.
It's not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side.
Talk to Jesus Christ, as if he knows the reasons why he did this all t
6th. Hole Reveals No Sign Of Miner'sHUNTINGTON, Utah - The latest holed drilled into a collapsed mine where six men are trapped broke through an area too small for the men to survive, a lawyer for several of the men’s families said Saturday.
“The only thing they told us is there is no void where the sixth hole is; there is no space,” attorney Colin King said after a meeting between the families and mine officials.
King said the families were disappointed by the news.
“They are distraught. They’re very frustrated for good reason,” he said.
The Crandall Canyon Mine’s co-owner has said this hole, the sixth drilled more than 1,500 feet into the mountain, will be the last effort to find a sign of the men, who may not have survived the massive cave-in Aug. 6.
Drill another hole?
However, King said, mine officials did not rule out the possibility of drilling a seventh hole, but did not provide any specific plans or possible locations for another hole.
“They left the possibility open that they were possibly co
My Sick Twisted Mindsome people wonder just what its like to know me and my mind.....welll here's what i got to say
u know how we have this war going on overseas?
personally speaking if mr bush would get his head out fo dick cheney's ass he'd be able to use whatever brain he has up there...unless he wasted it...
as for his daughter gettin married, maybe she can her lousy lump of a dad steal yet another election, just like jeb did for him in florida
and speaking of the bush family, i swear they're a definitely dysfunctional bunch
New To The GameHi. My name is Cleon & I'm a fubarholic. I joined about 3 hours ago & I haven't stopped. I can see I'm going to make this my new obsession. I'll write about various things. Hopefully, most of it will be entertaining. It'll probably be once a day. Hope everybody enjoys.
If Kisses Were Water........If kisses were water, I will give u a sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If LIFE was a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. "worlds best friends week" send this to all ur good friends. Even me, if i am one of them. See how many u get back. If u get more than 3 u r really loved.
By The RiverDown at the river, as the wind blew thru her hair, It was as if a Goddess was standing there.
Her eyes they sparkled, as tho diamonds were in her eyes, All I really remember is how she made me feel inside.
I felt like a young school boy seeing his first love, Feelings swept thru my being as clouds moving in the wind above.
We didn't say a word, yet we knew what we did say. All we had to do is look each others way.
I think on that day our souls were joined, mixed and entwined, regardless what would happen, we were soulmates, till the end of time.
With each passing day, that moment at the river grew, In my heart I felt love, as if for the first time, My heart felt happiness again, it seemed so right. A woman, A Lady, A moment in time, When down by the river our souls were combined.
I know whatever happens, there will never be a day, when my heart and being, doesn't think of her in this way.
Even tho we're apart, my heart still shines, when I think of that moment we
MasterbatingLETS SEE HAVENT POSTED ANYTHING IN A WHILE SO I FIGURE I TALK ABOUT MASTERBATION OK WAS MASTBATING AND WAS WACKIN HIM TO HARD AND HURT HIM OK THAT SUCK,SO THEN I WENT AND TOOK A DUMP I KNOW FUN FILLED DAY AND MY 2 DOGS TOOK DUMPS ALSO WE ALL TOOK DUMPS IN THE FAMILY TODAY
Ty Allto all my friends and family that helped me level up i thank you i will return the favor it may take a few day cause whats going on but i will get you bac
love
&
respect
david
I BelieveI know, always, He is present
With love my burdens he bears
I am weak but He is strong
He is always near me
I know there is a God!
"EVERYWHERE"
In the valley I walked for awhile
He sent an angel to pull me through
On the mountains I stand without trials
So I send out his love to you
I know, always, He is present
With love my heartache He bears
His children are weak
He is strong
I know there is a God!
"EVERYWHERE"
When troubles pull you down
When loved ones just don't care
When your soul is aching
With storm clouds roll
Lightning flashes, and thunder roars
Remember, you are weak, He is strong!
He's ever present
I know there is a God!
"EVERYWHERE"
I see the flowers in a garden
I see oceans from shore to shore
I see a bumble bee
A willow tree
I look at you and me
I know always he is present
In all things I see his hands
I know there is a God!
"EVERYWHERE"
ConfusedWhat is this feeling I have?
I seem to love you
But other times I seem to loathe you
I can't be without you
Or maybe just without anyone
I think about you all the time
But why do I have this feeling?
I long for your voice
And I would die to hear your laugh
But is this love
Or merely lust?
The Healing HeartShattered heart forced to heal
as greatness unveils thine soul.
Hope whispered in the distance,
to recover thine lost love.
'Tis night brings tender passing,
healing thine soul with glorious blunder.
Caus' not one or two,
but dissipated nights of dreams.
Sadness comes to end,
happiness conquered hate.
Love sprouting -- sadness shrinking,
hope has come again.
WasI hate the way you treated me
I hate what you did to me
When you laughed at what I asked
When you weren't there when I passed
I loved you more than anything
I loved that you thought the same thing
You made me feel like I was in heaven
You now have me seeking a safe haven
Angry HeartI thought of you much alike a Teddy bear
As cuddly and cute as a sweet kitty cat
I thought you were my one true love
It seems you′re a user a fu**ing tw*t
The lowest of the low a deadbeat too
A common rat gets more respect than you?
Butterfly VoiceThe sound of your voice
Is like a butterfly
It guides along
Swiftly, lovely
The words slide off your lips
Like a butterfly flutters its wings
Voice as lovely as gliding in wind
The sound of your voice makes me smile
But this moment soon fades away
And all I have is nothing
Dolphin's CryIf I was a dolphin and you were the sea
How would I get to be with thee
Trapped in this land alone and tired
Can't get out from the horrid treachery
Swimming along night and day
Waiting for the time to pass me by
Somebody save me and let me go
Somebody please let me go
FeelingFeeling your love caress my heart
Feeling your light touch my soul
Feeling like the golden sun
Feeling the way you move me
Feeling your mind touch my life
Knowing I can't lose you
For you are my life, heart, and soul
Forever I am yours
One KissOne kiss is all I want
To take away my tears
And give me a healthy smile
One kiss is all I want
To give me hope
And take on life as it comes
One kiss is all I want
To know your lips
And hold them forever
One kiss is all I want
To show you I love you
And be there for eternity
Wanting YouYou are so amazing
When I look into your eyes
I feel nothing but cravings
You make me feel so ecstatic
Chills rush down my spine
My heart beats fast
I feel warmth throughout my body
All I hope for is just one kiss
Your sweet lips against mine
My arms around you
Holding you until the end of time
Pagan Songs And PoemsThis is collection of Pagan songs and poems collected from BBSs and the Internet. The authors are unknown unless otherwise stated.
The Albion Song
by Jennifer Smith
Fading away in the mists of time
The Older Gods did go.
And we mere mortals left behind
with Younger Gods to know.
And now they too are fading fast
And we are left alone.
And, oh, my love
I grieve the past and long to go back home.
And oh my Mother is crying and no one can hear Her
Her children are dying
Oh, can She hear me wailing?
I long to go back home
Please come and take me home.
How long has it been
Since Fal did scream
For Brian's Holy Crown,
And cries of Andrasta shook the hills
When Rome took Albion down?
For history lies
And poets dream
And truth is seldom known.
And I am left with an aching heart
And songs to sing alone.
And oh my Mother is crying and no one can hear Her
Her children are dying
Oh, can She hear me wailing?
I long to go back home
Please come and take me
Conjure Up Romance: Basic Steps In Love Spell CastingThe casting of a love spell is a powerful thing. The combination of words and action can lead to magic and change your life forever. Spell casting has been used for centuries by love struck individuals wanting to take charge of their destiny and alter the course of their lives. The power of a love spell is not to be taken lightly. Before attempting to cast a spell on the one you love, learn the basics of spell casting.
The first step in spell casting is to think about what it is that you would like to see happen. It is crucial that you be very clear about what changes you would like to create. It is reckless behavior to cast a spell on an innocent person for the wrong reasons, and your harmful actions can in turn bring about bad karma. To avoid this, examine your reasons for wanting to cast a spell and know exactly what outcome it is you are looking for.
The second stage in spell casting involves eliminating what it is that is blocking you from your love. Perhaps the one you lo
Meant To BeMeant to be
Our love is special,
our love is strong.
Our love is together,
where it belongs.
So many people want us apart,
they are blind and don't see our hearts.
Falling in love was meant to be,
I am for you,and you for me.
Never stop loving me and wanting me there.
never stop giving me time to care.
Maybe in time others will see,
that you and I were "Meant to be"
Two Of A KindTwo of a kind
You and I are so alike
morning,noon,and night
we get along oh so right
there's no way we could ever fight
we care for each other
we are like thunder
people swear we are lovers
me and you are two of a kind
heart,soul, and mind
there's no way in hell I'll another two of a kind
I'm so mean and your so sweet
how the hell do you put up with me?
but one thing I hope will never change
oh my dear please keep being there for me
me and you are two of a kind
heart,soul, and mind
don't leave my side
stay with me day and night
and let me know everything is alright
just hold me and squeeze me tight
because we are two of a kind
heart,soul, and mind
Laugh For August 27Man of Steel,
Woman of Kleenex
By Larry Niven
Things of the form (*text*) are footnotes in the original text.
He's faster than a speeding bullet. He's more powerful
than a locomotive. He's able to leap tall buildings at a single bound. Why
can't he get a girl?
At the ripe old age of thirty-one (*Superman first appeared in Action
Comics, June 1938*), Kal-El (alias Superman, alias Clark Kent) is still
unmarried. Almost certainly he is still a virgin. This is a serious matter.
The species itself is in danger!
An unwed Superman is a mobile Superman. Thus it has been alleged that
those who chronicle the Man of Steel's adventures are responsible for
his condition. But the cartoonists are not to blame.
Nor is Superman handicapped by psychological problems.
Granted that the poor oaf is not entirely sane. How could he be? He
is an orphan, a refugee, and an alien. His homeland no longer exists in
any form, save for gigatons upon gigatons of danger
DesireDesire
For I am the craving that touches the soul.The emotion that reaches within the pits of essence.For I am the strength of feeling that entices the heart.Smothers it,devours it,and hides it.I am your wish for eternity,yet,I speak not of it.You shall long for me, as if that was the only life that live.You will want me in a way you can't have.And when you close your eyes you dream of me.Yet,I do not come to you.The breeze in the trees.The sun upon the face.The rain upon the flesh,all signs of my existence.The burning of a candle,a dance in the forest,and the song in the heart,proves I am a vital flame.All that we are is because of me.An assemblage of magnitude
that give you pleasure throughout eternity.For I am Desire.Long for me.Feel me.Crave me.But most of all need me.
Short Puns"I considered hormone replacement therapy. But for me, I decided husband replacement therapy worked much better."
"What the chat room has brought together, let no man put asunder."
"The problem with having 213 channels is that by the time you finish reading what's on at 8 o'clock, it's already 9 o'clock."
My Song I Do Like Is ?by John Michael MontgomeryI Can Love you Like that.. ..
i like this song it is about Cinderella ;
I Awlays wanted to live out a Cinderella story but; never had the chance ; My life was always a bad situation . but Its all great now. .. hugs diana....
May be my luck will change soo..
hugs all.
You have to walk in faith , hope love and and Do give charity to all. ........Diana
Tips On Love By The KidsTips On Love (the real answers by kids)
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." (Tom, 5)
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 9)
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)
CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE:
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." (Jan, 9)
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7)
ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE:
"If you wa
Need A Bit Of Help If Ya Wanna Help!hope ur having a great day all i really do, much love to all ya out there who are mah friends...but i need ya'lls help, my hubby posted a MUMM about what kinda dog we want next,when u get a chance b4 it expires, vote on my hubbys mum, ppl were sayin some fucked up shit about how many dogs we have and implying my house is very smell, just wanted to get my homies gathered and give up their views, of those who actually know me and how i am with pitbulls and animals in general. some ppl r so shallow. feel free to give your own vote between the 2 choices though!!! freedom of speach!http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=161468
PigsIt amazes me how some people can live like pigs. We have been cleaning my new apartment before I move in, and all I can say is ewwww. It smelt so bad in there when we got there I used almost a whole can of febreeze on it. We cleaned the carpets like 20 times till the water finally came out clean. I don't think these people ever cleaned the place the whole time that they lived there. Plust when they painted they were to lazy to move the furniture to paint so you can see where the dressers were and the couch and stuff like that. I mean really people, how hard is it to paint the whole friggin room? And I had to get on my hands and knees to scrub all the black shit of the kitchen floor. It took pure bleach to get it clean. Those people were pigs. And yesterday they were out there just staring at me and my mom as we cleaned. Probably never saw people cleaning before, didn't know what it looked like. What pigs. And they themselves look nasty and disgusting. I just can't see h
Splish Splashing In The Rain/ PoemI like the rain falling down ,
time to go
out and slash about.
puddle wading all the afternoon,
and drewnched thru and thru
splashing; splishing in ever pot hole
you find and ,Mom yelling out now
your gona be sick, come in this house now.
but you drown poor mom out.
see I had fun in my life ,
but drove mom mad a few times.
well she loved me any way
but me I just ran away
Well the rain is all good, all well
God sent it to plants and flowers
he crys tears for these sinners too
and washes our earth to smell all new.
yet for me Im carried away in the rain fall and all the rest of the day; I have fun and
splish, splash thru out the day
I see frogs come out and other critters too
When the rain falls and drips off the leaves
too
but I like the fresh smell after all you can tell
it is so wonderful to inhale.
hugs diana
So Happy....ok so this weekend was incredible.....i went wit james on friday afternoon...and i stayed wit him until today....we had a great time...catchin up on everything, and spendin all the time we can..on friday we rode around and then went to our room, and put our stuff in there...we went to the movies and saw "Evan Almighty"...it was so cute and funny...and we went to the beach last night..and walked on the beach together, and walked around to all the stores...and we went to walmart and kmart playin around in the toy section..lol....we are like 2 lil kids..haha...and we looked at all the baby stuff..damn lil kids are lucky now-a-days.and we went to his parents house for his bday cookout, it was fun...im jus glad his family likes me..lol....but yea i didnt want the weekend to end..and i know he didnt either..we even stopped to look at wedding dresses and tuxes...for wen we get married...it was cute....i miss spendin everyday wit him...i cant wait to get my own place wit him soon and then we w
Hard WorkersHow hard do you really have to work?
I have always prided myself on the hard work th at I do everyday. I am a CArpenter that was taught that you give your all no matter what the situation is. I gave my all to the last job I was at, and for my troubles I got told that I wasn't fast enough for what they wanted. WHAT THEY WANTED? Hell only thing left to do was take speed and then maybe work on drugs. Can't do that because drugs are illegal and not good for you. I have kept jobs because of how hard I work. numerous different employers I have worked for have wanted me to return to work for them after I have been laid off due to the job being over. then you get guys who can't do what's asked of them, they mess shit up to the point you spend time fixing their mistakes. Instead of whinning and crying about it. I just fix the mistake to what the boss wants and move on. Maybe next time instead of just fixing the problem, I should go whine to the boss like a little 5 year old tattle tale.
Two SongsCrowded streets are cleared away
One by One
Hollow heroes separate
As they run
You're so cold
Keep your hand in mine
Wise men wonder while
Strong men die
Show me how it ends it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
satisfied and empty inside
Well, that's alright, let's give this another try
If you find your family, don't you cry
In this land of make-believe, dead and dry
You're so cold, but you feel alive
Lay your hand on me one last time
Show me how it ends it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
satisfied and empty inside
Well, that's alright, let's give this another try
It's alright
More concert hype for Breaking Benjamin, but the words have a special meaning, each of them. I only post them cause I feel they're relevant to how I feel etc. And my favourite below ....again, very relavent
Hold it together, birds of a feather,
Nothing but lies and crooked wings.
I have the answer, spreading the cancer,
You are the faith
If You Will Walk With MeWalk with me, the path of life,
to explore every bend of the road
Enjoy with me the beauty of life,
along its wonderful way
Find comfort with me, in each other's arms,
when grief crosses our path
Find strength with me, in each other's strength,
when despair lies in wait
Laugh with me, a single true laugh,
to enlighten another's distress
Cry with me, a single true tear,
to understand true happiness
Cherish with me, the wonders of life,
as they need to be preserved
Rejoice with me, in the mysteries,
of what is yet to be
Find peace with me, in each other's souls,
when the world has gone insane
Find love with me, in each other's hearts,
until this life has been fulfilled
And when the path comes to an end
I hope we can say from within
We've known the beauty of true love,
our love came from within
This Smilethis smile
this smile that lights the room
the one that makes u smile as well :)
this smile is cause of u
how u fill my heart with happieness
u make this smile come out even when u are not here
how just closing my eyes and saying ur name in my head takes me to ur face
an seeing those beautiful deep green eyes..
that smiling face that i have looked up at for hours..
an remembering how it felt to have u there with me.. no matter the time of sadness we have shared. the time of wonderful laughter. i still want u with me. to see those looks that make me smile.. how knowing u care for me.. how u just saying its ok.. clams me
how it lets me see how wonderful it is to have u in my life.. the word is BLESSED.. i truely am BLESSED to have shared in ur life.. every moment of the day im thankful to have u there.. i know that this smile will stay on my face.. i will always go back to this time and remember u and me. OUR FRIENDSHIP.. a friendship that i HOPE WILL LAST A LIFE TIME.. u may
ApathepoeticApathy. He looks at me, his eyes a brilliant colour that no word could describe. It may not be the colour, but more the depth of his stare. Not many people take the time to see all that in a look, but I do... Always have, always will. It's something I learned a long time ago. You can tell a lot about a person by looking them in the eye, looking deeper into them. You just have to take the time. Sometimes I wonder how many people even know the colour of my eyes. I'm betting it's not many, if any at all. No one cares. So many are trapped into singular emotions, or devoid of emotions. It makes me sad.
Pathetic. I was once told the four basic emotions are happy, sad, mad, and scared. That everything we feel can be boiled and stripped down to one of these basic four. I didn't buy it then, and I don't buy it now. Maybe it's because I have trouble separating emotions enough to strip them down. I tend to feel on an amplified level. That being due to my incredible want to actually live life
Am I Crazy?Am I crazy to fall for you?
Am I crazy to love someone new?
Am I crazy when I'm in dispare?
Am I crazy when I want you there?
Am I crazy when I want ot give you my heart and soul?
Am I crazy to tell a tale that no ones ever told?
Am I crazy to want to be loved?
Am I crazy when I look to the sky above?
Am I crazy to want you next to me at night?
Am I crazy to want you to hold me tight?
Am I crazy when I want to hear or see you?
Am I crazy when I feel depressed, lonely, or blue?
Am I crazyif I really want my baby?
No I'm just crazy in love with thy!
Heart BrokenMy soul aches,
My heart breaks.
A tear in my eye,
I'll forever cry.
I wish my pain away,
I wish it away today.
Why does it hurt so bad,
Does this make him glad?
Why does he douse my inner flame?
Was this breakup my blame?
What did I do to deserve this?
I just wish I could have one last kiss.
Why am I so heartbroken?
A depressed soul I'll always be,
Everyone will always see.
I will be strong,
Because he was wrong.
This is now the past,
It's going very fast.
Love so simple, but hard to say,
It keeps me living another day.
I'm drowning in thoughts of how things use to be,
My chest was shut tight, complete with purity.
It's been a bad day,
I'll try letting it not show,
Another sad day, I'm just letting it go.
Why am I so heartbroken?
"equal Love" Rant!You see all these people with blasts or tickers which claim "Rate/Comment/Add/Fan me and I will show equal love"....
And people say *I* am a good fibber!
ITS A LIE! IMHO all they are doing is whoring themselves for points and bucks! NO EQUAL LOVE!
Sh*t, RATE ME and I'll show love - I DONT LIE!
Shes Like The WindYea
Yo
Tony Sunshine
[Lumidee]
Listen baby I’ve been around
I know that you like how I wear my crown
And I know that im something that is so profound
So far what im hearing look I like the sound
Everybodys talkin about it
We could be talkin why would u doubt it
Your plams are sweaty and your heart sounds poundin
This is what u feeling tell me about it
[Tony Sunshine]
Shes like the wind
Thru my tree
(baby yea baby yea)
Shes rides all night
Next to me
Like u won’t believe (No)
She leaves me the moonlight
Only to burn me wit the sun
Damn it I believe she knows
She takin my heart
She doesn’t know what shes done
Baby please
I feel her breath in my face (baby I can feel)
Her bodys close to me (her body close to me)
Can’t look in her eyes (can’t look in your eyes)
Shes outta my league (shes outta my league oh)
Just a fool to believe
Shes got everything I need
Shes like the wind
[Lumidee]
If u cant conceive it muffin
Cause u just let it be its nothing
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AnniversaryA very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?"
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for a moment and then confessed. "Yes. Yes he did."
The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?"
Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband.
Then, finally, she says, "You."
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(everyone Please Read). I Am A Stupid Bastard.I am a stupid bastard
I’m not writing this for “pity.”
If anything, i’m writing this for scorn.
My wife and i have used this site to express ourselves and have a little fun. Meet. Chat. Share the good times. So it only makes sense that i should share some of the bad times.
To start off with, please understand that i am not a “deadbeat” husband. I’ve worked hard much of my life, but a crewel trick of chemistry has turned me into a “domestic husband.” not by choice. I had a great job. One i really loved. Now i’m a housewife. I cook. I clean. I get the kids off to school or baby-sit our 3 year old daughter. I’ve accepted my lot in life. It’s not a lot, but it’s my life. Due to memory and mental problems, my wife handles most of the finances. Ok. Background off.
Last year we decided to let our oldest boys (15 & 17 now) go to a convention here in august up in Indianapolis. We planned for it. We purchased their tickets ($75 each). We arranged for them to mee
You Said You Love Me!I had dreams for me and dreams for you. They were suppost to be dreams we reached together. New cars, a home,a trip to Rome. Diamonds and gold, but most of all a love that was to never grow old. Now my heart is broken and my dreams shattered, and it only seems to me that to you it doesn't matter. You left me cold and in the dark and the only thing there seems do, is make a brand new start. A life without you now is hard, but maybe someday, I will see that some dreams aren't meant to be. Just because you said you loved me.
Simple Cinnamon PecansMakes: 4 cups servings
Prep Time: 20 minutes
Cook Time: 1 hour, 0 minutes
Ready In: 1 hour, 20 minutes
It takes a magnificent tree to produce a great-tasting nut. Pecan trees usually range in height from 70 to 100 feet, but some trees grow as tall as 150 feet or higher. Native pecan trees – those over 150 years old – have trunks more than three feet in diameter. There are over 1,000 varieties of pecans. Many are named for Native American Indian tribes, including Cheyenne, Mohawk, Sioux, Choctaw and Shawnee. Before a shelled pecan is ready to be sold, it must first be cleaned, sized, sterilized, cracked and finally, shelled; Can you imagine a pecan skyscraper? Picture this - it would take 11,624 pecans, stacked end to end, to reach the top of the Empire State Building in New York City. Fun facts from http://www.ilovepecans.org/funfacts.html
Ingredients
2 tbsp melted butter 2 tbsp light corn syrup
2 tsp granulated sugar 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
1/4 tsp salt 4 cups shelled p
Hot Sex Questions????1.)Have you ever had sex in a car?
2.)Have you ever had sex on a public beach?
3.)Did you ever get a Blow Job at a Movie Theater?
4.)Did you ever get your Pussy licked in a car?
5.)Are you Kinky?
6.)What are your 2 Favorite sex positions?
7.)Are you sexually active?
8.)When did you have sex last?
Thank you for anwsering my sex questions!!!!
Pictures On HereI have done a mumm about this and got some great replies , Thanks to all that answered in a mature manner .
When I joined I posted some pics ...... non I felt were offensive . None were changed to NSW until tonite , apparently I am offending others in my manner of posting pics.
TBH its now beginning to get a little annoying so have decided to not post any further photos til the 'child like games " stop
August 28, 2007Motion City Soundtrack- Broken Heart
I'll start this broken heart
I'll fix it up so it will work again
Better than before
Then I'll star in a mystery
A tragic tale of all that's yet to come
Fingers crossed there will be love
But I get carried away
With every day and every fantasy
The deeper the wound
The harder I'll swoon
And wish that that was me
So much to say
But no words to convey
The loneliness building with each passing day
But I'm getting used to it
You'll have to get used to it
I'll devise the best disguise
A brand new look and take them by surprise
They'll never guess what's not inside
I'll express myself with ease
With confidence and character complete
With fingers crossed they'll talk to me
But I get carried away
With every page in every magazine
The cheaper the thrill
The deeper I fill my head with blasphemy
So much to say
But no words to convey
The loneliness building with each passing day
But I'm getting used to it
You have
TearsI mourn for you
I cry a river thinking about you
You mean so much to me, and I don't think I could live without you
Please say you won't leave me
Life will never be the same without you
You have always been my idol, my role model, the person I always looked up to
With you gone, my life will go down hill
I need you to be here with me, be here forever
I have known you for so long, and thought I knew you for real
Never before have I thought that there was more to you, more that you feel.
You always put on a strong face, and fooled everyone who looked at you
We all looked at that face but never at the heart behind that mask
You blinded us all with your happiness and fooled us into thinking you were content
Never did we realize that it was all an act, you are miserable with your heart all bent.
All I want is for that fraud to become ever true
You happy and never again blue.
Can't you see, I care for you and never want you to leave me
Maybe
AloneAll alone, with noone to call my own
I travel through the world with noone at my side
Nobody is there for me to lean on
Nobody is there to comfort me in my time of need
Yes, there is noone, noone at all, and my heart yearns for someone
There is nobody next to me, with miles around me of empty space
All I desire is just one person to accompany me in the dreadful place
Take On Your Fatigue By Healing Your SoulIf the Tao is whispering to you that you must take on your fatigue by healing your soul, then you have every right to do so, and there is a practice to help you with this:
In many traditional systems of healing, such as those employed by the mountain Ninja, it is believed that illness and fatigue of the soul, no matter what personal or specific form it takes, arises because primal relationships with Earth have been broken. Healing comes from reconnecting with the natural world.
Healers in Japan still prescribe forest walks and meditative contact with trees (regarded as portals for spirit) as cures for depression, which is believed to arise through soul loss. In Japan, there are many sacred trees, rocks, waterfalls, and other natural shrines and power places to which people bring offerings of sake (rice wine), rice cakes, or flowers so they may spend time in the healing presence of nature.
If you let your heart break deeper than it has ever been broken you might find that it h
Why Am I Up This Creek And Where's The Paddle?I'm in trouble ... the muppets are not making me happy tonight. For full disclosures sakes, allow me to tell you that whenever I have a bad day/time/whatever, I watch the Muppet Christmas Carol. I am currently on my second viewing of the movie and am still not feeling one iota better. This is a problem because it means my mood is about bottom out hardcore. This is a bigger problem because I just started classes this week and I have a class in the afternoon, a meeting on Friday and homework all the way around. This weekend I'm not going to get to sit and sulk it out, I'm going to go with my mother up to see my dad in Detroit. No, they're not divorced he just travels for his work. They're taking me to the Michigan renaissance faire, something I was sort of keen on, but now, the only thing I want to do is just crawl in a hole and pull a rock overtop. Unfortunatley, my normal solution is to go get drunk, but that just isn't possible this time cause I wouldn't be able to dry out be
Anniversary Of KatrinaToday is the 2nd anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. If I seem to be a little off lately, I'm sorry about that. Be well all, and please give your thoughts and prayers to everyone in New Orleans and the Mississippi Gulf Coast who are still dealing with the effects of this storm.
HumorI wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
The professor discovered
Daily HoroscopeDaily Horoscope: Scorpio
For August 29,2007
Something big and weird and kind of exciting is going on, and while you can't quite put your finger on exactly what the big deal is, you can tell it's going to be cool when all is revealed in the next few weeks.
29 August 2007Dear Alexa,
Here is your AstroSlam
for Wednesday, August 29:
While you've always felt you were missing out by having lived a lifetime without ever hitch hiking, you change your mind when you are picked up by a busload and circus freaks who want to use you for knife throwing practice.
Just A ThoughtI just wonder why we cannot kiss our elbows...
I just realize that some things seems to be so close, yet they are bound to beyond our reach...
_dYaNiKa_
Emotions...??The most hurtful kind of lies are the ones delivered by the people you care about the most...
It makes you doubt everything you know and makes you wonder why you care so much and worst of all, it puts you in the position of deciding whether to tell them you now they're lying or act like you are too dull to even know the difference...
keep this in mind the next time you lie to someone who cares about you...because more often than not, they know and it hurts a lot...
Rip Our 3 Lil Ones.Hola Fubar Viewers, Chad and I lost our triplets. but we are currently pregnant again. its a long story, and We are happy we are having another baby together. I cant wait. i am hoping for a son. if its a boy its gonna be Aiden Mikeal Lovato, and if its a girl i aint sure yet. but cant wait. no matter what it comes out to be i will love it. and i am hoping and praying we have a healthy baby. FOR ALL YOU WHORES who are pist we are having a baby kiss my ass. it aint my fault you never got his baby. I love you chad, more than anything. Love Gretchen.
August 29, 2007You've got to try something a little different today. It could be as simple as slowing down and letting events guide you, rather than the other way around. Facts are much harder to grasp now than they usually are.
so what this is saying is what .... I can't be a control freak today like I usually am ... well damn
Picking Up The Babes!Recently, I observed two young guys pull up to the gas station in a sharp Mustang rag top. The driver gets out to pump the fuel and his buddy just sits there in the car?!!! What? Maybe they weren't scoping out any babes at that moment. However, they might have been the target of some scoping themselves. Guys, if you find yourself in this situation riding shotgun, get out of the car! Even if there's nothing for you to do pretend to check the tires or something so you don't look like two gay guys on a cruise.
Ladies, that goes for you too! You can't go to the powder room without having your girl come along so why would you have your girl pump fuel while you just sit in the car? Maximum Exposure people!
If by chance you and your buddy are gay...forget everything I just said. LOL
What Every Woman Should Have !!!EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
enough money within her control to move out
and rent a place of her own,
even if she never wants to or needs to...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
something perfect to wear if the employer,
or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..
a youth she's content to leave behind....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
retelling it in her old age....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....
a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...
AWOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems,
and a recipe for a meal,
that will make her guests feel honored...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a feeling of control over her destiny...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how
The MoviesYour Movie Buff Quotient: 34%
You're a very typical movie goer. You like movies, but you are by no means a movie buff.
You've seen many of the biggest blockbusters, but you haven't really started digging in to the classics.
Are You a Movie Buff?
Lovewhat is it? is it lying? is it cheating? is it giving of yourself only to find u arent the only one for them??? what is love?
HeartbrokenHeartbroken
beautiful pieces of the past
shattered
torn
broken on the floor
try to move on
but the heavy chains hold strong
chains that were once your warm embrace
they imprison me now
to soak in my misery and loneliness
in the dark dungeon of the lost
cold
damp
lonely
it swallows me whole
swirling in my memories
of you and me
those soft lips
endearing eyes
sweet smile
all turning slowly
to sobs
glares
and frowns
What was so alive
what had such warmth
is now but a cold dead corpse
rotting slowly in my mind
The love and joy i used to know
the laughs we shared
the love we made
all vaporized
within one pathetic moment
and the love that took so long to build
all destroyed
burned
crushed
in a lightning flash
Adam, i will always love you
even if you don't love me.
I am heartbroken
It Comes Down To This (i Still Love You Baby)What can I say
I've lost you again
you made your decision
and put "us" to an end
What I didn"t expect
had come so fast
I guess we were different
cause I thought it would last
What made me happy
was to see you smile
and now that you're gone
it will take me a while
Though you're not mine
I still strive to see your face
God it's hard to believe
it seems so out of place
I thought that I knew you
I thought you were right
But you changed my opinion
in one single night
To say I'm not sad
well it's all a big lie
'cuz when you see me happy
I'm really wanting to cry
I'm sure that you're glad
now that you're free
no more holding you back
just 'cuz of me
You just wanna be friends
I guess that'll have to do
but please never forget
I will always love you
Rough Sex FactsGiving head...massages the jaw...while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouthwash, so suck a dick and save a smile.
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection
hard .......................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal
Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal
With Different Position
Mission
Wager With God....well I TryedYou pull me close to you so i can wrap you in my arms, its your favarite place to be.....in my arms.
you whisper softly with the sweetest voice to tell me that you love me with all your heart and that you would give the world to be with me and you look up into my eyes and slowly lean in for a kiss so sweet it could shake the very foundation heaven was built on........
thats when i woke from this dream a dream that
was paradise in its finest.........as i open my eyes all i can hear is my own breath with you nowhere to be found and i suddenly feel so simple....moments ago i was a god, for a women such as you loved me, only i god could of felt so good.
as i realize i was mistaken and played for a fool by my own mind i begin to cry out loud to my god,
I scream to take this pain away from me, am i nothing to him.......does he not listen, if you shall not return my angel to me, shall you at least free me of the memories i have from a time of bliss and absolute effortless
ha
My Ex And Soni am so sick of ppl asking me about my ex.. an why he is not wanting to be in our kids life.. my oldest loves his dad.. but does not want to talk to him.. he tells ppl that he has a secret that he has to tell his dad and me.. i got it out of him a few weeks ago.. he wants to tell me and his dad in person that we need to be together.. i told him that that will never happen.. that its just me and him and his brother.. i told him im sorry his dad is not around.. an he has to know that his dad loves him.. yet at the same time i want to tell him that he should hate his dad.. cause i know i do.. its just wrong of him to stay out of their life.. there great kids.. he is such a fool..what really sucks.. is my oldest tells ppl that he is the daddy now.. cause my ex is gone.. an u know i just dont know how to fix this. im never going back to my ex.. yet i can ask any one to be the male in my boys life. its just wrong to ask that.. they both need some one to be that male person for them.. its jus
UnwoundOne night,
drunken, falling into her,
stumbling together -
I remember feeling unwound inside her,
as if finally let loose from primal need
and into something greater;
as though all moments circled that single mote of time;
her skin, her hair, her eyes, lips, hands
mixed with mine in the sticky summer air
like the familiar sound of distant voices and laughter
across the lake, the clink of bottles, a speedboat.
We kissed.
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Poemboo hoo
my lover has gone, gone off fubar now im all a lone feeling lost out him on my page, his wonderful gifts, miss seein his page, miss he fubar love his beautiful face, those wonderful words he last send 2 me that beautiful poem wil never b replaced.
Making Things RightWhat more can one do
To get that nail down to the wood
With one blow?
The crooked piece of metal
Twitted my brain
For not having the sense
To task a stronger son in tow
or favor equipment the job dispense
And there it was, daunting,
This mocking nail before me.
Walking thru our daily grind
Godlings thru the core
From birth to bloom to wrinkle
We straighten a tie, We right a few,
we wrong so much more.
I come to your sickbed probing
No more the maiden smiles I knew
The vines you loved to bough
Exchanged with intravenous lines ,
Machines that propped you as a scarecrow
Commanding your breath on cue
In your longing gaze I saw
A Life well-spent in cheers
And the wisdom of your thoughts
To “Let go…Let go..”
Flowing out with your tears.
Stumbling Toddler,Foolhardy Kiss
Even by the time we set,
We miss, we miss
‘Neath melted ice, comes no surprise
Reminding us the score
Our frailty bleeds without a fight
When ever was it right ?
What was all Perfecti
Favourite QuotesThere are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls - George Carlin.
This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror - William Shakespeare.
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction - Blaise Pascal.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake - Napoleon Bonaparte.
At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid - Friedrich Nietzsche.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading - Henny Youngman.
Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives - A. Sachs.
Think not disdainfully of death, but look on it with favor; for even death is one of the things that Nature wills - Marcus Aurelius Antoninus.
To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong - Joseph Chilton Pearce.
Anger is a signal, and one worth listening to - Harriet Lerner.
Ipsa Scientia Potesta
God Dam I Am So LameWell as many of you may not know.. my daughter has all the harry potter books.. so out of shear bordem and of couse wanting to know what all the hype was about I started reading them...well that was about 2 months ago.. i have now finshised all 7 books.
Really not bad.. I thought they would be a bit boring but they were actually pretty good.. and guess I can say I read them all now..
Today....has been the longest day ever! I can't wait to get home, kick off my shoes, grab my afternoon coffee, and have some downtime.
Great PoemThis is a poem written by a teenager with
cancer.
She wants to see how many people get her poem.
It is quite the poem. Please pass it on.
This poem was written by a terminally ill young
girl in a New York Hospital .
It was sent by
a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in
the closing statement AFTER THE POEM.
SLOW DANCE
Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
Do you run through each day
On the fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance s
I'm BackI must apologize for being absent from everyone for the last few days. I have just spent 3 1/2 days in the hospital getting some heart work done.Not to worry, I am in excellent health, and I promise..I can still keep up with any woman!
have a great evening everyone!!!!
Join Me In Death By HimTheir was a low point in my life where things just werent looking up and this song crept into my heart. Not that I would killmyself or anything like that but it did cross my mind momentarly though.
Join Me In Death
Baby join me in death
Baby join me in death
Baby join me in death
We are so young
our lives have just begun
but already we're considering
escape from this world
and we've waited for so long
for this moment to come
was so anxious to be together
together in death
Won't you die tonight for love
Baby join me in death
Won't you die
Baby join me in death
Won't you die tonight for love
Baby join me in death
This world is a cruel place
and we're here only to lose
so before live tears us apart let
death bless me with you
Won't you die tonight for love
Baby join me in death
Won't you die
Baby join me in death
Won't you die tonight for love
Baby join me in death
this life ain't worth living
this life ain't worth living
this life ain't wor
Three Trivia Facts For August 30"Allah Akbar, Allah Akbar, La Allah Il Allah, La Allah Il Allah U Mohammed Rassul Allah" is heard by more people than any other sound of the human voice. This is the prayer recited by muezzins from each of the four corners of the prayer tower as Moslems all over the world face toward Mecca and kneel at sunset. It means: "God is great. There is no God but God, and Mohammed is the prophet of God."
Almonds and pistachios are the only nuts mentioned in the Bible.
Although not named in the New Testament, tradition names the two thieves crucified at the same time as Jesus as Dismas and Gestas.
What Smell?Maxine took her car to her mechanic. She told him "Every time I take any of my friends out in my car, after a while there is this terrible smell !! It never happens when I am on my own".
This quite intrigued the mechanic so he said, "OK, lets go for a spin and see what the problem is".
Off they went. She drove down a one-way street in the wrong direction at 60 MPH, swerving, hitting the curb on both sides of the street, narrowly missing three pedestrians in the pedestrian crossing, ran several red lights, and just missed a policeman on street traffic duty.
They returned to the shop and she said, "There it is now; there's that terrible smell. Can you smell it?"
"Smell it? Lady, I'm sitting in it!!"
5 Minute Management CourseLesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel
and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A guy offered a lady a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg
Fallin For You(Fallin For You)
I never knew I could feel this way
The way I feel about you these days
I've tried to tell you
How much I care for you
But when It came down to it
I just couldn't quite do it
When we first met
I wasn't quite sure yet
But when you touched me
You sent chills right through me
You knew that i was afraid
So you told me everything would be okay
You were experienced
You told me I should experiment
Even though I was scared and didnt want to do it
You cought me off guard and showed me how to do it
I thought I was going to die
But I felt like I could fly
I never really told you
But I think i'm fallin for you.
An Ode To A FriendTo me you mean the world
To the world you mean everything.
We are the best of friends
That friends could ever be.
You are near and dear to my heart.
And hope that we never drift apart.
You can always count on me
Like i can always count on you.
Meeting you was like a dream come true.
I never thought that i would meet someone quite like you.
And now that i have i feel complete
And i thank you for being there for me.
For You(For You)
For you I would kiss the sky
For you I would die
For you there is nothing I wouldn't do
If it means I would never lose you
For you I would cross the sea
Wherever you are there I'll be
For you there is nothing i wouldn't do
If it means I would never lose you.
These are the things I'd do only for the one I Love
No one else matters but you
All this that comes from my heart is true.
Alone And ConfusdI feel so lost
and so alone with no one
to love or care for me.
I sit at night and cry
countless tears trying to figure out
why i was put on this earth.
Was it to be made fun of?
Or was it to be used?
I don't quite understand
why i am treated this way
I just wish i had someone
to love and care for and
take away this lonlyness
that i have inside of me.
I feel like im ignored
and rejected from everyone.
At night i sit alone in
the dark and think of ways
to get away from everyone
but every thought i had just wouldn't
work out the way i had planned
I just wish someday i will have a purpose
on this place people call earth!
Another Easy Day!So today I get to massage a group of athletes. Professional Mix Martial Arts athletes. Im ready to kick their ass and make sure theyre ready for trainning. At a hundred bucks per hour theyre going to get the best service money can buy! Shit I have to get off this computer and get ready to go! The ite is so addictive... Too bad I can only hang out in here a few hours a week.
My Lil Sis Is In A Contestplease help her with a rate and a comment or even a bunch of them.
thank you!!
click the pic to help:
(yes this hot chick really is my little sis)
Pocket ChangeThis is something I wrote in high school, god my mother hated it!!!! lol
I ride around the pool on my three wheel tricycle ~ Three times fast, third times the charm ~ Two wheels over the edge, third wheels a sinker!
I remember my childhood from the bottom of the pool ~ Three feet deep, .....I wish I had more pocket change to weight me down!
Tara Hill In Danger If Not Too Late!SAVE TARA!
Ever heard of Tara Hill?
Read the first link a sec... then read the second
www.stonepages.com/ireland/tara.html
(excerpt from above url)
Tara Hill was one of the most venerated religious spots in early Ireland and the seat of the High ... In its centre lies the Lia Fáil , the Stone of Destiny
http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=10...
GET YOUR KILTS IN A TWIST( to quote a really cool band Finns Fury) and let people know!
Éirinn go Brách!
STORM
You Came Rushing Back To MeIts benn a while since I"ve felt your touch
Heard your voice
Saw your smile.
You came rushing back to me
in my dreams last night
I thought it was real
I thought it was you
holding onto me so tight.
You came rushing back to me
in my dreams last night
Please don’t wake me
I’m finally alive again
I need you! Pls don’t go!
you feel so real
you feel so right
it’s got to be true
cause in my dreams
I’m rushing back to you.
Please don’t wake me up…
In my dreams I am alive again.
I feel your touch
I hear your voice
I see your smile
It’s seems so right
It feels so real
It’s got to be true….
because in my dreams
I’m rushing back to you!
Please dont wake me up...
Chains And Handcuff ScoreYou scored as Chains/Handcuffs, Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100% Bondage92% Biting75% Whips58% Blood17% Blind Folds8% What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com
Never Ending..Errrrr,
A nice long work week butted up to a holiday weekend full of plans and then to a short work week with late hours.....I just want to relax. And kick my sister, scream at co workers, rip my house apart b/c it never seems clean enough. I just want everything to slow down or at least to go as planned.
oh well lifes a bitch then you die, so i guess i'm close to my time then.
Are You Obsessed With SexYou scored as maybe, your in the middle, it widley known that boys are dirtier than girls so really this is the best place to be!maybe75% you are so obsessed63% no way38% are you sex obsessed? guys onlycreated with QuizFarm.com
These Fuckers Want To Assume Our Identityhttp://biz.yahoo.com/ap/070831/monster_data_breach.html?.v=1
Monster Breach Teaches Familiar Lessons
Friday August 31, 2:31 pm ET
By Brian Bergstein, AP Technology Writer
Monster's Data Breach, Subsequent Security Efforts Highlight Uneven Online Practices
By now, the perils of securing online data with little more than user names and passwords should be well known. Monster.com learned that lesson late and the hard way, prompting this week's announcement that the Web jobs board will spend millions of dollars to improve its security.
Monster Worldwide Inc. recently discovered that con artists had grabbed contact information from resumes for 1.3 million people -- and likely many more, since Monster now says this was not an isolated incident. Files were pilfered not only from Monster.com but from USAJobs.gov, the federal-government career-listing service operated by Monster.
The stolen information is not by itself ultra-sensitive, since resumes generally do not include Soc
Complaints About FubarIt is Friday and I am a little annoyed with Fubar lately. I have written two times to Fubar support for help with the amount of friends it says I have and the amount of pictures I have. Both emails have gone unanswered.
I have 22 friends, only 22 and it says I have 250 friends. Why? Why would it say I have 250 when I have 22???? That is a huge difference. We are not talking a few, we are talking 228 difference!
Another question I had for them was why it says I have 68 pictures when I only have 14 up?? Is there hidden pictures on my profile I don't know about?
It is just crazy! I would like to know why they can't fix something like that. It just bugs me. There is a lot of things wrong with this site and it seems that they are not concerned about fixing them.
They really need to take that "I'm Bored" thing away. All it does is have bored people rate your picture and about once a day, if not more, you get jerks that think it is funny to give your picture a rat
Like Red On A RoseLike red on a rose
When your lips first smiled at me
I was captured instantly
To each his own
Like blue in the sky
The gaze of your willing eyes
Touched something deep inside
The truth be known
That I love you like all little children love pennies
And I love you ‘cause I know that I can’t do anything wrong
You’re where I belong
Like red on a rose
And I love you like all little children love pennies
And I love you like good times of which I’ve known many
And I love you ‘cause I know you give me a heart of my own
You make my blood flow
Like red on a rose
u know who this is for
More Men...more Problems..So I had this guy friend, who I met online. And to make this short as possible we hit it off about 2 months ago after talking since March. So about 2 months ago he tells me he's falling for me. I'm kinda feeling the same way but never really tell him. About a week after his decoration he gets a girl friend. I tell him that I think he's making a mistake and when it goes south I see him through it. Well about a week ago he and I start chatting via WebCam and he tells me that the reason they didn't work is cause he was in love with me the whole time. Well I'm pretty much done with his games and tell him that I just want to be friends. He seems cool but then 3 days ago he disappears. Now I'm worried that he may have done something foolish since he's said before he would. Or is acting childish since I don't want to become more than friends.
I know there is nothing to be done just wanted to rant for a moment. Comments are welcome.
Mom And WifeI'm a mom of John and a Wife of Vince and I always take care of them There my pride and Joy of my life! I would do anything just to make them happy!
Faded AwayOne day she just stopped caring
Nothing mattered anymore
She built a wall so high around her heart
No one would ever get in again
The lack of emotion caused her to wilt like a flower
too long in the sun
Soon she started to disappear
And then one day she just faded away
50,000 Survey Prize..As anyone on fubar really won those 50,000 dollars from participating in the surveys.....i mean i get the 10,000 FUbar bucks..
Just wondering...does anyone know???
i think its a scam...Lol
Watery BreathlessI didn't want her address,
just the insertion into
watery breathless
legs wrapped around me
pushing pulling
oh
I didn't want her name
just the unclothed
bubbling over
cauldrons of black magic
humping heaving having
no
I didn't need her wanting
only giving taking
timing it so that
our heads rocked backwards
just at the same time
and the water sloshed at our ankles
to our knees
and the flood was simultaneous -
like a spider on a mirror
or a lizard doing push-ups
on a hot rock.
I didn't want tomorrow
just the forever
of a fuck
in the grave of last night
and the caterwauling
of the wind
between our naked skins.
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Got A Light.....All acrossed the country you see the signs, THANK-YOU FOR NOT SMOKEING!!!!!! Rather it be bars, resturants, concert halls, it's everywhere. Now, I live in NY where the price for a pack of ciggerretts is well over $5.00 . Go to the city and it's well over $7.00 a pac!!! A pac ladies and gentelmen. They figured that to get people to STOP smoeking.... we'll raise the prices!!! Nowww do'nt get me started with these bullshit commercials. They have some MTV kid, with his plain white t-shirt with cute little writting on the front he did with a felt pen saying thinnngs like THE TRUTH!!! Then they all get together in a crowd and go to the ciggerett company and fall down. All I can say is " What a bunch of GoD Damn fucking liers" They think there sending a schocking message, one that will be heard though-out the world. But then they go home and fire up the old bong. They been trying to prosecute people who smoke like a p
Bloggin Molly.......Alright, for those of you who read this... Hi MoM!!. Just had to post a few pices that I have been working on. Just a little shy about having anyone know to deeply of what goes on in my head. That and since keeping a journal for so long- I think I gave my self carpal tunnel from writting so much. So I say to myself... WTF. You want people to eventally read your works right?? What a better way to get a bias opinion than from people who will give you an honest answer. Well, here it goes. Gonna try to blog regually. ( why in the fuck dont these things have spell check??) News, whats going in my shallow existance, thoughts, fantasies, and my personal fav rants.... Not to mention is I hammer out a short story here and there.
so hello to the vast mass that cares to read these. Give me an honest opinion.
AND YEAH... I KNOW MY SPELLING SUCKS!!
BeyondBeyond
I wander around my apartment,
Lost within the scent of you and the taste.
I look at the albums,
I wonder what i did wrong.
The times we spent here,
The words spoken, lies said.
I wander around the pictures,
Seeing you smile, what have i done.
Im never the same, falling fast through your soul.
The cold sinks in, i loose feeling in my heart.
Fantasy running through my head,
Truth shrouded by the rage and pain left in me.
Why did i hurt you so, why did i let you leave.
Why have i done such a horrible thing, why did i let you leave.
Why did i force my world down around you.
Why did i fall in love with you.
Completely
Madly
Deep as the ocean, shallow as my mask.
I hide from you, i hide from me, i hide from the world.
The lanyard cuts into my wrist, red crimson flows again.
The bottle falls from my hands.
Sleep comes to me once again....
Sleep Deep
Sleep Welcome
Sleep Eternal
InsectsBuzz
I see the sound rushing towards me,
I feel the speed hit hard.
Doors opening, windows closing,
The rush hits, and i cannot see your face.
Inside, anger, despair, wanton and abandoned,
A simple cut and grown into a heart attack
You make me feel like shit,
You make me feel like god.
I slip into the black pool,
and loose myself in the black book.
Time keeps ticking....lives keep changing,
And I....I stand still...feeling the buzz.
It's My Birthday!!Hey ya'll...it's my birthday today..I'd love some drinks and gifts and lots of luv from everyone! Make my day special for me because you never know...it just might be my last birthday to celebrate!! Show your true friendship to me today.
I love you all!! SMOOCHES!!!
Kat
I'm BackI've been away for a while but I'm back and waiting to meet YOU!
A Very Sad DayToday Im stuck in a place of depression.I had to put my son in the hospital last night because of a past problem that we belive hasnt bothered him in over a year.He was going to start one on one couseling as of the 27th but the school felt he needed immediate help with this problem.It pisses me off that people want to constantly rush shit & cant fucking wait.Its not like he wasnt going to get the help he needed they just wanted it NOW NOW NOW!And on top of all that I dont even know if the hospital he at is even going to be helping him for the reason he was put in.They will be doing no more than what he was getting already here at home.Oh Im sorry 24hour surveillance.Which hell I can do that here at home.My husbands a night owl so he stays up at night & Im up during the day plus I can put a camera in his room.Hmmmm seems like good 24Hour surveillance there.This is all just a crock of shit.He will be in for anywhere for 10-14 days.I want so badly to go take him out & bring him home.But i
War LyricsI wonder what it would be like to sail on an ocean of the [helicopter starts]bitter tears who lost there [lost there] loved ones to a stranger
how many stadiums could youu fill with all the people killed in war, now u look me in my eyes and tell me whats its good for.
Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely nothin', nothin', nothin' . . .
War, war, war, war, war . . .
What is it good for? Absolutely nothin, nothin', nothin', nothin . . .
Layzie:
We be the mighty mighty warriors [warriors] on the rise [on the rise] thug (censored) to my battle cries. Warriors [warriors] on the rise [on the rise]. [Time to die.] Thug (censored) [Time to die.], you better be ready for war. It's almost here--nineteen ninety-nine. Could it be the endin', new millenium? Sendin' them soldiers out to die, then they ride for the cause, screamin' (censored) we muggin', givin' no lovin' to these fake-ass laws, Mo Thuggin'. If you need to be prepared, pump your strap up in the air. Let em' all l
WtfWhy can I never seem to find the right woman!!!??? All I want is to be happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*gag*You ever just feel angry at the world? Just want to take someone and punch them in the face because you're not getting what you want? Seems like I've been kept in this constant state of waiting and it's never going to fucking end.... arrrrggggg....
-more on my myspace if you're one of my friends on there.
ThinkingI'm sitting here at work thinking about all of my friends and family that are in the armed forces. I've got guys and girls in every kind of force such as the Army, Navy, Air Force, and the Marines. I support them and I'm so very proud of them doing something so great but at the same time I am so tired of getting the horrible phone calls telling me that someone else that I love has died. My best friend in the world (hes like a brother to me) is leaving for the Marines tomorrow. I've spent so much time with him and I talk to him everyday and now I wont be able to see him until he gets back from boot camp around Christmas time. I dont want him to go but at the same time I understand how much he needs and wants to do this. Hes been talking about it since we were so little. Does anyone have any advice for me on how to deal with this?
.gay Unions In Medieval Europe.Gay Unions Sanctioned in Medieval Europe
Jeanna Bryner
LiveScience Staff Writer
LiveScience.com
Mon Aug 27, 12:00 PM ET
Civil unions between male couples existed around 600 years ago in medieval Europe, a historian now says.
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Historical evidence, including legal documents and gravesites, can be interpreted as supporting the prevalence of homosexual relationships hundreds of years ago, said Allan Tulchin of Shippensburg University in Pennsylvania.
If accurate, the results indicate socially sanctioned same-sex unions are nothing new, nor were they taboo in the past.
"Western family structures have been much more varied than many people today seem to realize," Tulchin writes in the September issue of the Journal of Modern History. "And Western legal systems have in the past made provisions for a variety of household structures."
For example, he found legal contracts from late medieval France that referred to the term "affrèrement," roughly t
At The DoorIt started at the door (for these things always do).
She looked into his eyes and saw a certain hunger -
as she had seen in so many eyes before his.
But this was somehow different -
perhaps because it was a hunger
she had longed to see.
She took his hand, then,
and silently led him inside,
never leaving sight of those eyes.
And she knew that her own dark eyes
were drawing him in -
he could not escape her, now,
and would not ever want to.
They walked into the kitchen -
still no words had been exchanged.
Suddenly he stopped and drew her close
to him and paused
(his face just inches from hers)
before he kissed her hard.
With one hand still in hers,
he drew the other across her spine
and held her head, just above the neck -
and still they kissed as though
there lives were merging there.
Now all that could be heard
was nearly silent rustling
as they hastily undressed each other.
He lowered her to the floor.
Still no words had
FearFear can be something that bring a feeling of coming undone to people. It can bring a sense of insecurity and hesitation to someone. It can bring reluctance and even skepticism to someone who is afraid.
I don't believe though that fear can't be defeated..by those that we love. The support that they offer us..is critical in our ability to deal with fear..and all that the emotion of fear brings to us.
Sometimes, it is difficult to control fear..and the nervousness it bring us.
For me though, this is when I lean on the shoulders of my friends...may all of you..my dear friends..also have the strong shoulders of your friends to lean on when you feel fear in your life.
Smile And LaughI am sitting here wondering why people waste their time with being hateful? I am sure they are sad and insecure people but I am sure they could find something better to do with their time.
I feel bad for them, really I do. I know that life can be difficult, it has for me at times. But look for the best in everything you do and see. Be positive and think positive. Be kind, say kind words to one another.
If you smile at someone passing you by on the street, it might just make his or her day. You might make a huge difference in that person's world by just being kind to them for a few moments.
Don't take life so seriously either. Laugh! Laughing is such a wonderful sound that every human makes. Read a joke, watch a funny show or find something that will make you laugh, it will make a difference in your life.
I don't mean to preach, just a little tired of the hate that seems to be going around Fubar and it is just silly.
Ciao~
When Sorry Just Isn't EnoughSometimes sorry doesn't work, just wasted words. The pain of actions, of words uttered that shouldn't of been. Removing people from you life like your erasing a mistake. Once done you can't take it back. The pain between to friends that said and did things they both promised the wouldn't do yet they both did. Wishing you could take it all back the instant it's done, but you don't know how cause you did something that seemed so deliberate at the time. Not you intention to really do it, acting out of pain. Pain you feel in heart like it's breaking literally. How do you fix it? Can you fix it? You that you want to so desperately, just don't know how to. Maybe the actions of the person were their way of pushing you to do what you did. Maybe they didn't know how to end it any other way. You question every event to let up to the actions that occurred questioning, wondering. The not being sure, the not knowing maybe reading too much into everything. Something that was just a fight between t
Romans 7:15-257 What shall we say then? Is the law sin? God forbid! Nay, I would not have known sin, but through the law; for I would not have known lust, except that the law had said, "Thou shalt not covet."
8 But sin, taking occasion through the commandment, wrought in me all manner of concupiscence; for without the law sin was dead.
9 For I was alive apart from the law once, but when the commandment came, sin revived and I died;
10 and the commandment, which was ordained to bring life, I found to be unto death.
11 For sin, taking occasion by the commandment, deceived me and by it slew me.
12 Therefore the law is holy, and the commandment holy and just and good.
13 Was then that which is good made death unto me? God forbid! But sin, that it might appear as sin, was working death in me by that which is good, that sin by the commandment might become exceeding sinful.
14 For we know that the law is spiritual; but I am carnal, sold under s
This Woman Is Back On My On Page Stalking Me AgainShe has a new acct , a new picture too, is fresh meat. she put a comment under a bolg , I deleted it , I also shouted to her . She didnt shout back.. . She didnt answer.Hopely she is blocked for good . Im so upset but it wasnt my fault . I didnt know . they,some women lie . so I dont know who to belive , I took both off my page because they deleted their accts. and were gone .. this was all about a man she says her man. hmmm
Love This Motherlovin'...I'm a whiskey drinkin', cowboy chasin', helluva time.
I like Kenny, Keith, Alan and Patsy Cline.
I'm a full grown Queen Bee lookin' for honey.
Whoooo hoooo... play something country
>insert blog entry that no one wants to read anyways<
XOXO
Blow Me AwayThey fall in line
One at a time
Ready to play
(I can't see them anyway)
No time to lose
We've got to move
Steady your hand
(I am losing sight again)
[Bridge:]
Fire your guns
It's time to run
Blow me away
(I will stay, in the mess I made)
After the fall
We'll shake it off
Show me the way
[Chorus:]
Only the strongest will survive
Lead me to heaven, when we die
I am the shadow on the wall
I'll be the one to save us all
[Verse 2:]
There's nothing left
So save your breath
Lying in wait
(Caught inside this tidal wave)
Your cover's blown
No where to go
Holding your fate
(Loaded I will walk alone)
[Bridge:]
Fire your guns
It's time to run
Blow me away
(I will stay, in the mess I made)
After the fall
We'll shake it off
Show me the way
[Chorus:]
Only the strongest will survive
Lead me to heaven, when we die
I am the shadow on the wall
I'll be the one to save us all
Wanted it back
(Don't fight me now)
BouncingI am fuzzed fuzzy
buzzed buzzy
blinking, baby,
bouncing
over under into
love with you -
tripping slipping
slap happy
hopeful fully flummoxed
from the need to touch kiss hold
strip kiss cuddle
wrap my arms around you.
I need your body breasts
lips legs nipples neck ears
against me with me for me
in front in back below above
because I'm dizzy daffy dazed
in love with you.
Come hither to my hunger,
I'm hankering to hunker down
and drown in your brown hair
here now forever
ever after.
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Thanks For Your Prayersthank you all for your prayers for my son. I am starting school september 19th for criminal Juatice CSI. Im still working as a security guard and taking care of all 4 kids on my own. YES still no man but one day maybe. I think i am holding up to the pressure of raising the four kids on my own and 3 of them special needs but i do break down but who wouldn't huh.. If i havent given you love on ur pics or profile let me know and if you just want some loving let me know. Take care ya'll and love you all. Peace from Biloxi, Mississippi my home. I will keep you up to date on the boys surgerys.
love olina
If You Only KnewIf only you knew,
how my heart overflows with love for you.
If only you could see
the way you fill my hopes and dreams.
You're the owner of my heart,
the ruler supreme.
Even in the dark of night,
I've only to think about you
to feel your loving light
and from this world I drift
feeling as if
I'll never touch the ground again...
If only you knew.
If only you could guess
how I hear your voice when others speak;
for you hold the key to my happiness,
and it's always you my soul seeks.
If only you could feel,
how your very presence
has the power to heal,
all the wounds inside me.
You've made me abandon
the pain of yesterday,
and you've shown me
that the past can no longer
stand in the way
of what I hope to achieve...
If only you knew.
If only you could realize
the way you've shown me
that it's better to give
than to take,
and whatever I do,
I do for your sake.
I'm willing to give you my all
and expect nothing in return.
But, oh how I yearn
for you...
Without YouI can't live without you.
I would breathe the air,
and my heart would beat,
but I would not feel the joy of life.
My dreams would be lost
like a leaf carted away by a storm.
I would gaze at the stars
without appreciating the
way they light up the sky.
I would pass the roses in bloom
without noticing their beauty.
I would no longer look forward
to each sunset and each dawn.
I would be broken,
never to be mended again.
Winter would own my heart;
its icy breath would steal
the warmth in my soul,
because I could not smile
without your love.
I could not know laughter
or happiness.
If you were lost to me,
I'd have no reason to try,
no reason to be.
You are my prayer,
my shelter from
hopelessness and despair,
my sunshine, my light,
my lazy days,
my peaceful nights,
and only you can keep the
spark in my soul burning bright.
Touch Me ThereYou're always there,
in my dreams,
and I'm wonderfully weak,
savoring each
of your moist kisses.
My desire only heightens
as your lips press
against every inch
of my flesh...
except for that
one spot,
which I won't
tell you about now.
And I only ask
that you'll touch me
there later.
Soemthing SpecialI've met a lot of people on the internet, but no one like you. I knew from the start that there was something special about you. You touched my life and wouldn't let go. You brought unimaginable joy and warmth to my life. You've made me feel like a better person, able to take on the world. I think we were meant to meet and share in each other's lives. I think we were destined to become friends, and I'm grateful to whatever brought us together.
You And GodPeople are often unreasonable,
irrational, and self-centered;
Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse
you of selfish, ulterior motives;
Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some
unfaithful friends and some genuine enemies;
Succeed anyway.
If you are honest and sincere
people may deceive you;
Be honest and sincere anyway.
What you spend years creating
others could destroy overnight;
Create anyway.
If you find serenity and happiness,
some may be jealous;
Be happy anyway.
The good you do today,
will often be forgotten.
Do good anyway.
Give the best you have,
and it may never be enough;
Give your best anyway.
In the final analysis,
it is between you and God;
It was never between you and them anyway.
Have Mercy Upon MeHave mercy upon me, O God, according to Your steadfast love; according to the multitude of Your tender mercy and loving-kindness blot out my transgressions. Wash me thoroughly [and repeatedly] from my iniquity and guilt and cleanse me and make me wholly pure from my sin!
Psalm 51:1-2 (Read all of Psalm 51)
Amplified Bible
Have a Jesus Filled Day!God Bless!
Reep What You SowEvery action you take is a seed you sow, and every seed you sow is a harvest
you'll reap.
-----The first sentence is pretty powerful.
God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you
let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go. I need this
back. If you'll do this for me, I'll do it for you....
Father, God bless all my friends in whatever it is that You know they may be
needing this day! And may their life be full of Your peace, prosperity and
power as they seek to have a closer relationship with You. Amen.
Now send it on to five other people, including the one who sent it to you.
Within hours you caused a multitude of people to pray for other people.
Then sit back and watch the power of God work in your life.
P S. Five is good, but more is better, who else do you know that needs a
prayer..
Do Not DeleteONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
Happy Labor Day!!Everyone enjoy your Labor Day and have fun, but be safe!!
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Somewhere....part IiOoooo oooooo ohoohohoo
Ooooo ohooohoo oooohoo
Ooooo ohoohooo oohoooo
Oohooo oohoooho ooooho
Ooooo oooooo oooooo
Ooooo oooooo oooooo
Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
And the dreams that you dreamed of
Once in a lullaby ii ii iii
Somewhere over the rainbow
Blue birds fly
And the dreams that you dreamed of
Dreams really do come true ooh ooooh
Someday I'll wish upon a star
Wake up where the clouds are far behind me ee ee eeh
Where trouble melts like lemon drops
High above the chimney tops thats where you'll find me oh
Somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds fly
And the dream that you dare to,why, oh why can't I? i iiii
Well I see trees of green and
Red roses too,
I'll watch them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
Well I see skies of blue and I see clouds of white
And the brightness of day
I like the dark and I think to myself
What a wonderful world
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of
Hands Discover HandsOn some fine day
I'll find her arms around me,
her lips against mine,
and feel the pulse of us
together.
We'll talk
about everything that matters
as our hands discover hands,
our legs discover legs.
Yes, I want to touch her
naked and complete -
but it is the part of her
that clothing cannot hide
that means the most,
that must be given,
cannot be taken.
And then all words,
even these,
will fade to silence,
and all that will remain
will be to follow the sun
into new days.
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Hamster FoodWhen I was twelve years old I bought a box of treats for my pet hampster. I tried one and liked it so much that I kept eating them one by one until I had eaten the whole box. Then, feeling guilty, I went and bought another box for Sniffy...and ate them, too. I'm fourty-something now and can still remember how delicious they were.
My LifeI have been to Hell and came back unburnt. I've stayed sober for three years dispite all your non believing ass's. I went to college and got a degree. I paid my debt to my country and left the Army with a honorable discharge. I worked in shit hole jobs seven days a week for months on end. I put faith in undeserving people only to be let down over and over. I've put up with your selfish bullshit time and time again. I've been through more shit than you'll ever see on your television screans. I've been cheated on, lied to, and had my heart ripped into tiny shreds. But now it is time for The Bush to shake off his shallow exsistance and proove to the WORLD that he is no longer just that nice guy that will sit there and take being shit on over and over. I've never comformed to the way others wanted me to be and I NEVER will. If you don't like this then Fuck YOU!!!!! This IS the real me! I dare you to try and fucking break me!!!
What A Weekendwow what can I say. My wife and i have grown so close togather over the past 2 weeks, we are in the lifestyle and have been very active, We experienced our first MFM threesome this past Saturday and can I say it was a blast, then we came home and she made love to me. Sunday brought more fun as we loved on one another all day, leading to sending the kids outside and having a quikie on the dining room table, more loving until the night ending with a full body massage and more wonderful love. Cant wait to see what tonight holds in store
The DollBody: The cashier hands this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy
this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman
next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have
enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you
don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5
minutes while she went to look around. She left
quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in
his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked
him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and
wanted so much for this Christmas.
She was so sure that Santa
Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will
bring it to her after all, and not
to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus
can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to
give the doll to my mom
Matthew 14:22-3622And straightway Jesus constrained his disciples to get into a ship, and to go before him unto the other side, while he sent the multitudes away.
23And when he had sent the multitudes away, he went up into a mountain apart to pray: and when the evening was come, he was there alone.
24But the ship was now in the midst of the sea, tossed with waves: for the wind was contrary.
25And in the fourth watch of the night Jesus went unto them, walking on the sea.
26And when the disciples saw him walking on the sea, they were troubled, saying, It is a spirit; and they cried out for fear.
27But straightway Jesus spake unto them, saying, Be of good cheer; it is I; be not afraid.
28And Peter answered him and said, Lord, if it be thou, bid me come unto thee on the water.
29And he said, Come. And when Peter was come down out of the ship, he walked on the water, to go to Jesus.
30But when he saw the wind boisterous, he was afraid; and beginning t
Little Joey MarkentoffLittle Joey Markentoff
liked to bite his fingers off,
but when he had none left to bite
he pined, and cried, and finally died.
So if you're sixteen shades of blue
and desperate for something new,
just do go bite your fingers off
like little Joey Markentoff.
Princess And The FrogOnce upon a time
~~~~~~~~
in a land far away,
~~~~~~~~
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
~~~~~~~~
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
~~~~~~~~
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: ' Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
~~~~~~~~
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
~~~~~~~~
and then, my sweet, we can marry
~~~~~~~~
and set up housekeeping in your castle
~~~~~~~~
with my mother,
~~~~~~~~
where you can prepare my meals,
~~~~~~~~
clean my clothes, bear my children,
~~~~~~~~
and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so. '
~~~~~~~~
That night,
~~~~~~~~
as the princess dined sumptuously
~~~~~~~~
on light
If Beers Were Operating Machines..DOS Beer:
Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the
directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an
8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can. However, the can is divided
into 8 compartments of 2 oz. each, which have to be accessed separately.
Soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going to keep
drinking it after it's no longer available.
Mac Beer:
At first, came only a 16-oz. can, but now comes in a 32-oz. can.
Considered by many to be a "light" beer. All the cans look identical.
When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The ingredients
list is not on the can. If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are
told that "you don't need to know." A notice on the side reminds you to
drag your empties to the trashcan.
Windows 3.1 Beer:
The world's most popular. Comes in a 16-oz. can that looks a lot like
Mac Beer's. Requires that you alr
CadenceWe are lining ledges and bridges.
We are concocting poisons in our kitchens.
We are turning our exhaust pipes inside out.
We are shaking out all of our pills.
We are hanging ropes and cords.
We are bathing with our toasters.
We are pinching razors at our wrists.
We are sucking gun barrels.
Sound off.
Things That You Think AboutI don't know it is about the times now, but it
ssems like their just isn't any time left to think about anything like, future, I don't i guess i just have a demented mind or something to be worring about the future. i guess i should just be worring tommorrow, instead of next week. Some people think thise who worry about the future are cracked. who knows, maybe we are.
InexorableFarewell (to us)
has substance,
lives as the dull, unechoed sound
of footsteps along a corridor
leading inexorably away -
but I cannot put aside
the taste of your words to me,
the sugared throat of this adieu.
Will I remember?
I am transfixed in you,
in the moment of hands
on my bare skin
and the sticky "yes"
drawn upon your neck
by nervous lips
on that last night.
Do not stay from me too long.
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Halloween Blog ArkansasConway - Hendrix College - Galloway Hall - Rumour has it that a ghost of a young woman nicknamed the "Galloway Virgin" resides in the attic. Oftentimes one can feel a presence in the halls late at night and noises--such as someone walking in the attic--can be heard. Cold rushes are frequent and one can even sense an immense feeling of sadness when walking up the stairs toward the locked attic.
Conway - Nursing Home - Hearing children laughing and playing. Unexplained doors opening and closing. Bursts of cold air embrace you as you enter certain halls.
Conway - University of Central Arkansas - Hughes Hall - Room 219 - Appliances turn on by themselves and you can feel a presence in the room. Water comes on while no one is near the sink. A person residing in the room can feel someone lay down next to them at night. Objects have flown across the room. one has even felt someone pull her belt loop! things are misplaced and objects blow when there is no air on or window open.
Gr
Unknown Chocolate QuoteI have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
Unknown
I Fall SilentAfterwards,
your head resting
on my chest
(as it rises, falls, rises),
our skin moist and flushed,
I think of times without you,
before you -
days and nights wondering
if my days and nights
would all be spent alone -
and I look down the length of your back,
across your smooth legs,
feel your breath,
listen to your voice
as you declare your love for me.
I remember your taste
in the scent of us
rising in vapors through the room.
Anything I may say
might break the spell.
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Surveys In The Middle Of The Night2. Have you kissed somebody in the last 3 weeks?
yes
3. Last person to come to your house?
Brad
4. How's your ex doing?
don't know, can't bring myself to care
5. Is there someone you want to fight?
no
6. Do you like someone right now?
yes
7. Miss someone?
yes
8. What are you doing tomorrow?
sleeping because I work early in the AM
9. Do you know what tofu is?
yes sir
10. Have you ever eaten it?
yes sir
11. Do you want to go back to middle school?
fuck no
12. Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie?
no
13. What did you do yesterday?
went to Springfield with mom, went over to Jeremy's
14. Who did you ride in a car with last?
mom
15. Are you tired?
yes
16. Who were you with today/tonight?
Mom, Jeremy
17. Where is your mother right now?
her room
18 .What color socks do you have on?
clear ones!
19. What color is the shirt you are wearing?
brown, and light blue
20. Are you a sexual predator?
no
21. Do you think
PainPain,You just have to ride it out,
hope it goes away on its own,
hope the wound that caused it heals.
There are no solution,
no easy answer.
You just breathe deep and wait
for it to subside.
Most of the time pain
can be managed,
but sometimes the pain gets you
when you least expect it.hits away
below the belt and doesnt let up.
Pain. you just have to fight
through,because the truth is
you cant outrun it
and life always makes more.
Have You ForgoottenITS ASHAME THAT MOST OF US FORGOTTEN THOSE WE LOSE ON SEPT 11, 2001. I KNOW I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN.
Survey.......( I Add These Things So Ya'll Can Copy N Paste On Your Friends Comments Or Do Bulletins Etc. So Please Feel Free To Do So) :dmale version...........
Now as with any survey any and all question are totally voluntary. And of course you do not have to answer any question that you find offensive or makes you uncomfortable. However if you do decide to answer "Honesty and Completeness" are a must. These questions are of a very personal nature, and as you know will never be read by anyone but the person who sent this survey to you.
Questions:
1) Do you like to kiss?
2) Does it usually lead to other things?
3) Most sensitive part of your body (Above the waist)?
4) Most sensitive part of your body (Below the waist)?
5) Do you like oral sex?
6) Giving or Receiving?
7) Which do you enjoy most?
8) Ever been given oral sex where Ice Cubes were involved?
9) Do you like spontaneous sex?
10) Do you like rough sex? (How rough)
11) Do you like your nipples played with?
12) How do you like them touched? (Rubbed, kissed, sucked, pinched, bitten)
13) Would you consider yourself a talker, moaner, screamer, or v
Grant Yourself ...a Lyrical PoemGrant Yourself
Hanging on a star
Wonder where you are
Do you think of me?
Wonder if I’ll ever see
Your shining hair
Eyes that glow
I wonder if you’ll let me know
A laugh that turns my world around
Feet that barely touch the ground
Tears to cleanse
Your deepest fear
Fall on me
I hold you near
Look and see
A spiritual trance
Grant yourself
A second chance
Take my hand
Don’t let go
I’ll never leave
Only follow
Don’t deny
My deepest wish
To heal your Soul
To taste your Kiss
Press these words against your heart
Together we will never part
Whisper words into my ear
Tell me what I long to hear
You feel so safe and so secure
I’m the one that you adore
You’ll always be right by my side
Allow your heart to be your guide
Take a turn at life and love
We were matched from up above
All I ask is just one chance
To join me in a magic dance
Throw your arms around my waist
Hold me tight
Our Pulse will race
Imagine the life we can create
Together f
Boo Hoo They Want To Strike...Mayor: City Prepared For Possible Taxi Strike
September 04, 2007
http://www.ny1news.com/ny1/content/index.jsp?stid=1&aid=73234#
Mayor Michael Bloomberg said Monday that the city has a plan just in case thousands of city cab drivers decide to walk off the job this week.
The New York Taxi Workers Alliance is threatening to strike for 48 hours, beginning at 5 a.m. Wednesday.
The mayor says the city will respond depending on how severe the strike is, but he thinks only a hand full of cabbies will stay off the streets. He says if drivers do strike, they'll only hurt themselves because the city's not backing down.
"We made an agreement,” said Bloomberg. “Virtually all of the taxi cab owners are complying with it. A hand full of people that want to have something for nothing, I'm sorry that's not the real world. And hopefully they won't want to sit there and let all the other taxi drivers have extra fares while they earn nothing."
Among other things, drivers are upset w
The Cross >>the Price>>> The Sacrifice>>Jesus died on that rugged wooded cross for you for me .
He did it to set us free , to love us endlessly.
He did it to glorify our Lord , and He did it because thy Father sent, Him to pay for sins that we couldnot do . He freed me and you in his love and gave us a great gift of all. He is the Holy one > God Almight One Jesus Christ .. He will return.. Amen !!!
A Father!A father was reading a newspaper. He didn't want to be disturbed by his little girl, so he cut out a map of the world, tore it to pieces and gave it to her to assemble. After a while, she returned to him with the map all in perfect order, every piece in its place. The surprised father said, "Honey, you don't know anything about geography, so how did you do it?" The innocent girl replied, "The picture of Jesus is at the back of this map and I knew if I have Jesus in the right place, the whole world would be perfect." Have a blessed day
Panties On The PlanePanties on the Plane
There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, 'I do not know bout y'al but I am
gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane.
'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked. The first replied,'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I am out dare laying butt-up
in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'
The second lady said, 'Well, I am a-gonna wear me some floe esant orange panties.'
Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked. The second lady answered,'
Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'
The third lady says, 'Well, I am not going to wear any panties.....
'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says 'uuuuuuummmmmm hhhhhhmmmmmmm Dat's right girlfriends, you hear me right. I ain't wearin' any pantie s, cause if
dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look for da black box first.'
Trust God's Timingfrom my friend
cecil jacob wrote:
Trust God's Timing!
A grain of wheat...if it is buried...sprouts and reproduces...many times.
John 12:24 TM
Wheat can't be planted and harvested in the same season. In order for it to "sprout and reproduce" the seed must be buried deep in the ground where nobody sees it. There it undergoes a complete transformation as it moves through the seasons, being nourished by the soil, the rain and the sun. Similarly, God's purposes for your life can't be rushed. You can only carry them, let them develop, and then harvest them whenever He says it's time. Gestation is part of every life cycle. The only difference here is, you don't know exactly how or when it'll come to life, but deep within you know it will.
When God plants a dream in your heart, He starts preparing you for its fulfillment. He strengthens your character. He deepens your spiritual roots. But because we don't understand His timing we grow frustrated and try to rush things. It may be weeks
New ArenaPenguins to open arena in '10-11
August 2, 2007
Associated Press
PITTSBURGH -- The Pittsburgh Penguins will wait until the 2010-11 season to open their new arena, rather than open it during the 2009-10 campaign as initially planned.
Waiting until the 2010-11 season will give the team time to do the building right, both for the team and city, team spokesman Tom McMillan said Thursday.
"The right thing to do is to do it the right way. The matter of a few more months will enable us to do that," he said.
The wait is not expected to increase the arena's $290 million cost.
Best FriendsBest Friends
Some friends are forever
Others are for show
Some make you happy
Some let you know
They are there for you always
And not just for fun
But for caring and helping to get the job done
Some friends are sweet
Still others are witty
Some friends strong
When others are pretty
Some friends are special
And you are that kind
The one that’s particularly quite hard to find
You’re smart and silly always ready to help out
Caring and thoughtful you leave little doubt
That special doesn’t describe the love that you lend
You’re my magnificent, meaningful, magic best friend!
Love you Chelle...
jskins
Stirring SoulsStirring Souls
Words stirring souls
Souls become enriched with the feeing of fire
Fire burning without flame
Flame igniting upon your touch
Touch me please!
Won’t you
Please
Touch
Me?
jskins
FunnyA Priest, a Pentecostal Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University.
They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.
Seven days later, they're all together to discuss their experience.
Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and
has various bandages on his body and limbs, goes first. "Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. T
Thank YouI JUST WANTED TO THANK ALL MY FRIENDS FOR WISHIN ME A HAPPY B-DAY THANK YOU SO MUCH IT WAS VERY SWEET OF ALL OF YOU
A True DreamA True Dream
Someone once told me
That dreams do come true,
And I've experienced that
The day I gave my heart to you.
I've cherish that very momnet
So precious inside my heart,
And made a wish for me and you
To never ever part.
If ever there's a problem
Or things are not going right,
I'll make sure and sit down with you
and discuss it until it is bright.
I can't hide the love for you
So dear, precious and true,
If ever I was to loose this love,
I promise that my heart will lead back to you.
Can You Hear Me When I Talk To You?Time passes by so quickly
but I guess I thought you'd be here forever
I never even got a chance to say goodbye
There's so many things to tell you
Left unsaid until now
Can you hear me when I talk to you
do the words I say ever make it through
Can you hear me when I talk to you
Cuz Id give anything if I just knew
Every night I have the same dream
The one where you get to hold me
we laugh and talk until the morning
And then you would vanish (yeah)
It always leaves me feelin helpless
when I wake up and you're not there
Can you hear me when I talk to you
Do you know how much I'd love to be with you
Can you hear me when I talk to you
Cuz I'd give anything if I just knew
Living in this world without you
I'm constantly searching through my memories
Hoping that I find some treasures that I passed over
And all that I took for granted mean so much now
And I wont let it go
Can you hear me when I talk to you
Cuz I never said some things
Inmate Doused With Gasoline, Set On FireInmate doused with gasoline, set aflame
Arkansas police probe how prisoner obtained gasoline, matches or lighter.
GRADY, Ark. - A state prisoner was badly burned early Tuesday when another inmate threw gasoline on him and set him aflame.
Robert Smith 42, was in his bunk in an open barracks when he was attacked around 4 a.m., Correction Department spokeswoman Dina Tyler said.
“He popped out of his bunk and took off running,” Tyler said. “Other inmates caught him and began to extinguish the flames.”
Tyler said that Smith was alert and talking after the attack, and that he was hospitalized for treatment of burns on his chest, arms and face. He told officials he didn’t see his attacker and didn’t know why he was targeted.
The Correction Department and state police are investigating but did not immediately identify a suspect, Tyler said.
“We will try to determine how gasoline got into the barracks and how (the attacker) got matches or a lighter,” Tyler said. Gasoline is
10 Days Until Its StartsWELCOME ALL TO THE FALL 2007 BOMBFEST
Starts:
Sept 15th 12pm est
until
Sept 30th 7pm est
Rules:
1)Bombing Families can team up with other Bombing families. *But need to inform Host pls*
2)Each person in the families must have a Salute
3)Each person in the families must be a level 7
4)No Dual accounts
5)Family Home Page *If have one* must have a Sulate
6)Home page can be used to bomb, but online status must state who is currently bombing.
7)All Family Memebers must Fan & Rate & Friend the Host *Rubias*
8)NO Blasters
9)NO cheating....if you think there is cheating pls have proof before comming to me ie. screen shot.
10)NO NO Drama at all
11)Have fun!!!!!!
NOW ON TO THE GOOD STUFF:
PRIZES:
First Place: 1 month blast or 3 month vip
Second Place: 2 week blast or 2month vip
Third Place: 1 week blast or 1 month vip
*Winners need to inform the Host on how the prize will be used or given...so that it can be done so.*
Please see me at the picture link
My Twin Skye Is In A Contest N Is Falling Behind Plz HelpppppPLEASE COME HELP MY TWIN OUT IN HER CONTEST... SHE NEED 25,000 PTS
SKYE HAS HELPED ME IN MY CONTESTS THAT I HAVE BEEN IN N SHE IS DEDICATED. N I KNOW SHE HAS HELPED MANY OF U OUT THERE SO CAN U ALL LEND A HAND N HELP HER SHE IS 5,000 BEHIND FROM 1ST PLACE. SHES IN 2ND PLACE RIGHT NOW ...PLZ SHOW HER SOME LOVE
TESS
New Photo AlbumI invite all active service members and veterans (even their family) to send me pictures to add to my new album saluting our heros and their loved ones.
Thank you all who support our men and women in uniform. and go hug a Vet today.
Wednesday 9-5-07That which is striking and beautiful is not always good, but that which is good is always beautiful. ~Ninon de L'Enclos
Short Poem By EricLove in your heart today
By Eric Ethan
Today is a day full of love,
Love is caring
Love is a gift that is given to you by someone that is touches your heart.
Never let the passion of love die in your heart
Love is like fly in the heavens in the blue air with the angels
Love is passion
Love is grand
Love is words of joy
Love is makes the heart feel good with butterflies that flutter around.
Love is like hugging a teddy bear and feeling the hugs
Love never hurts
Love bring smile
Love brings sunshine that gets through the day
The End
Youre A Toweli hurt my back at work monday night/tuesday morning at about 1 am and im in a hell of alot of pain o dont know why im writing this except its taking my mind off the pain lil'bush is on at the moment ive neverseen it i know im rambling ramble ramble ramble
For September 6,2007Daily Horoscope: Capricorn
Your romantic impulses are strong right now, so it's a great time to go out on a date, even with someone you've been living with for years. Make all the arrangements and see where things go from there.
Another Blonde Joke :)Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a
blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was
coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge
of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and
said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the
ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob,
saying , "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the
5PM news and so I knew he would jump."
The blond replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it
again."
Bob took the money....
Weird Things About Myself...When I Am In The Car And I Find A Verse Of A Song I Love, I Will Rewind It And Sing It Over And Over And Over Again.
I Have A Scar On The Outside And Inside Of My Upper Lip. I Had 7 Stitches Inside And 2 Outside. This Was All Caused By Getting Hit In The Face By A Shoe.
I Spent Three Days And Two Nights In The Hospital Because I Got Bit By A Freakin Hamster.
I Am A Loud Mouth When I Am Drunk. Did I Mention Loud?
I Organize My Clothes By Color In My Closet. They Are Also Grouped By Long Sleeves, Short Sleeves, Tank Tops And Spaghetti Straps.
Everything Tastes Better With Hot Sauce.
I Try On At Least 5 Different Jackets Before I Get Out The Door. And I Usually End Up With The First One I Put On.
I Ware My Rainbow Sandals Every Day. Even When It Is Raining.
When I Write, I Bite My Lips.
I Have To Wiggle My Foot To Fall Asleep.
The Mighty Power Of Green And GoldLambardi would be so proud of these guys
Tis the season to play some ball
Tis the season to have a beer and cheer
Make new friends far and near
Rivals to the end but its all fun in here
Green and Gold fans are diehard fans to the end
Through thick and thin we still sell out all the tickets
We love who we are because we know we are Green Bay
No other colors smear the pride
No other team will push us aside
We are the roots of football
We ARE the GREEN BAY PACKERS!
911 PicturesFirst of all, I would like to make clear that the whole purpose to post the pictures on my 911 folder is to glorify each one of those individuals that lost theirs lives in the biggest terrorist attack in US history.
I would like to invite each one of you to take a moment to carefully see in detail each picture that not only shows the pain but also the horrifying truth of our world. These families will be needing our prayers next Tuesday, when we approach the 6th anniversary of this tragedy.
I will be creating a Lounge named 9-11 as well, and I would like you to join me on Tuesday to remember these people that lost their lives. Remember all the children that were left without no hope to see their parents ever again.
(I would like to continue, but this is too intense for me...)
Thank you all for the love shown in each picture. Please tell others!
Josh.
No Free LunchNo Free lunch
There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some Exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Prof
noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the
matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to
overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government.
In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, " Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"
The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke."You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put
Understanding EngineersUnderstanding Engineers - Take One
> Two engineering students crossing the campus when one said, "Where
did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw
the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you
want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes
probably wouldn't have fit."
Understanding Engineers - Take Two
> To the optimist, the glass is half full.
> To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
> To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Understanding Engineers - Take Three
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys?
We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"
The past
Because I Am And I Can So I WillYeah my friend just put up some pics that she took of the crew the domino's crew...eh that was kinda funny...anyway...i was lookin at em cuz there was two of them of me on there...and ya know what I really do think I look ugly...I mean I really do...I know a lot of other people don't think that way but I jsut do...and it doeant really seem (to me) to matter what I do I just don't look good...I mean I have looked absolutely looked killer once in my life...Prom...my junior prom...I looked damn good...but it was wasted on a shitty prom and a loser bf...but oh well life goes on...and on top of that i can dress up real nice and look real good...but for god sakes...JUST CHOP MY FUCKIN UGLY MUG OFF...I guess I should just really stick to ball caps and t shirts and jeans...I dunno...like the title says...and I don't wanna hear no shit about it...this is just a random bitch cuz I just feel kinda shitty bout a really bad pic...K...K...
:0(
Guide To The Proper Use Of A Condom Maybe The Glue Guy Missed ThisStep 1: Check the expiry date. Is it outdated, throw it away! An old condom is not safe and will feel sticky or very dry. If you suspect the condom to be in a bad shape, because it has been carried around unsafely, been hot, been in the washer, or any other “wrong” place, then get a new condom, although it hasn’t passed the expiry date.
Step 2: Open the condom package carefully with your fingers; don’t use nails, teeth or any other sharp objects. Be careful having jewellery on. If you find the condom sticky, brittle or stiff, throw it away!
Step 3: You must be hard using the condom, and if you aren’t circumcised make sure your foreskin is rolled back.
Step 4: Place the opening of the condom on the head of your penis. Important: The rolled rim shall be on the outside. If needed put a drop or two of lubricant inside the condom.
Step 5: Hold the top half-inch of the condom between your fingers, and smooth the condom down to the base of your penis, so air bu
A Survey For Thursday :d1. Name someone who made you smile today.
The kids
2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
getting the kids ready for school
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
leaving choir rehearsal
4. What was something that happened to you in 1992?
I started high school
5.What is your Mom's name?
Toni
6. Three words to explain why you last threw up...
Ryan's dog had some gastro issues on my floor...YUCK
7. What color is your hairbrush?
silver
8. What was the last thing you bought?
for me? a purse
9. Where do you keep your money?
in my wallet
10. What was the weather like today?
Hot
11. Where did your last hug take place?
a few minutes ago I gave Des a hug goodnight
12. What are you excited about?
my life right now, in general
13. Are you very random?
quite often
14. Do you want to cut your hair?
not right now
15. Are you over the age of 25?
yup
16. Do you talk a lot?
I dunno...everyone, do I talk a lot?? :D lmao
17. Do you wat
Just To BeI want to be
the shiny glass
above the vanity
where you look each morning -
I want your eyes upon me.
Or just to be
the warm water
washing over you;
the brush through your hair;
wind against your face.
Whoever hears
the sound of your voice
first thing every day,
the one who dabs your tears
and helps you smile again -
I want to be.
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Hectic Weekits been a hectic week,ive finally come face to face with my biggest fear of my daughter first day of school tomorrow,i dont know if im more terrified or happy for her,so with upset tummy and worried about her,everyone says she will be fine,but its a parents thing,major milestones in your childs life is a major thing,last year all we did was talk about it this year,its happening,its seems to fast,its unreal,going from being around my daughter 4 1/2 years,to her being at school 5 days a week all day.just has me a major mess.i figure im not the only parent that is going threw this of there lil one first year,of school and being worried,but then if i said nothing i would told i dont care so either way i dont win lol,i know my daughter will always be my spolied lil princess,i just think im worried that she wont need me as much,and infact its the opiste,she will need me, for school,plays,field trips and such,the last thing my daughter said to me before she went to bed was dont worry mommy,
Confusedim really confused right now, im starting to have a crush/feelings for sum1 i met here, thing is idk...i think she likes me but idk if its a crush or lust....what should i think/feel? god she makes me smile though and i kno i make her smile...idk im gonna go think about her and stuff
One Little Flicker To AnotherLet's burn as bright as gods
Until wax washes over us,
And our memories dissipate
In the dark.
Let's be tiny stars
Exploding together,
My light against yours
Scorching tides in winter's ocean.
My New Shit!If you enjoy some good, old fashioned metal, join my lounge!
Devilim devilish- all i hold is chrome and metal spit
lets settle this endin i leave ya head and neck seperate
i represent fa the block n u just lookin desperate
tryna get up in my mufuckin set n shit- trick
ill break ya vertabrae- then see u in surgeray
fill u up wit toxic fumes so ya brain turns grey,hey
u fuckin wit a mix a murda madman and schitz
betta watch out when im bustin cuz hoe im vandamme wit this
on the fritz-psycho wit a bitta killin in my pitch
so watch ya tone befo you get ya hairy melon split
when it hits- im droppin sidewinders on yo set
servin all ya homies makin sure ya shirt gets wet
ima vet, ain nobody questionin me
see all my victims them bitches they be restin in peace
n u a test in the least- cuz muthafucca ima beast
animal in my viens and they dun let me off a the leash-mouth foamin
9/7/2007You're full of positive energy that just seems to glow more brightly as the day goes on. It's a great time for dates, job interviews or any other situation in which you need to make a great impression.
Sarah Mclachlan - Building A MysteryYou come out at night
that's when the energy comes
and the dark side's light
and the vampires roam
you strut your rasta wear
and your suicide poem
and a cross from a faith
that died before Jesus came
you're building a mystery
You live in a church
where you sleep with voodoo dolls
and you won't give up the search
for the ghosts in the halls
you wear sandals in the snow
and a smile that won't wash away
can you look out the window
without your shadow getting in the way
you're so beautiful
with an edge and a charm
but so careful
when I'm in your arms
CHORUS
'Cause you're working
building a mystery
holding on and holding it in
yeah you're working
building a mystery
and choosing so carefully
You woke up screaming aloud
a prayer from your secret god
you feed off our fears
and hold back your tears oh
Give us a tantrum
and a know it all grin
just when we need one
when the evening's thin
Oh you're a beautiful
a beautiful fucked up man
you're settin
Partyingpartying is fun partying is cool partying is exciting so just party till you fucking drop
Weight Loss ProgramCame froma bulletin. lmao
Takes time to read- but it is perfect!-----
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a Voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later Huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next Four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself And is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next Day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes a
Good CowboySay things to me like a cowgirl would
I'll do tricks for you like a cowboy should
You look romantic layin' in the hay
I need you tonight in a new kinda way
When you look at me with those eyes
It makes me start to fantasize
Do it to me like I know you could
So I can do it to you baby like a Cowboy should
Ridin' the range I think of you
I dig your chili you know it's true
Make big money put it in the bank
That longhorn caddy got a great big tank
You're the kinda woman who's above the rest
Nothing for me but the best
You say you need a fella who really can
Do it you good like a cowboy man
Got a massive wardrobe of cowboy clothes
From the top of my head to the tip of my toes
Ah, you look so good in my hat with fringe on it
So put on my boots hmmm doggone it
Do it to me baby like I now you can
And I can do it to you honey like a good cowboy should
Sex GameThis is called the "Sex GAME"
Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you...
[] I want your number
[] Pretty/Cute
[] Hottie
[] Sexy
[] Gorgeous
[] Amazingly Beautiful
[] I'd take you home in a second
[] I'd make out with you right now
[] I'd Hit it
[] I love you
[] Wanna hook up?
Dear _________,
I ____ you.
You have a nice ______.
You make me _______.
You should _______.
Someday I will ______.
You + me = ________.
If I saw you now I'd __________.
I want to ________ you.
I would build a _______ just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
Would you kiss me?
[] Hell Yea
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
[] already did
Would you do me?
[] In an instant!
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
[]you look to sweet to screw
[] already did
Am I attractive?
[] Heck no
[] hot as Hell
[] Fine
[] Cute
[] Okay I think ur pretty
[] Sexy
[] Ugly!
Do
Think About This!Let's say I break into your house
A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.
Her point:
Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.
Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely.
Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave.
But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest
(except for when I broke into your house).
According to the protesters:
You are Required to let me stay in your house
You are Req
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