MoonpieI am happily married and couldn't ask for a better man! I am 36 we have two blue heerlers calamity and bonnie who i love very much, Love to hang out at our farm, go fishing, mess with our farm animals, like to camp and go on boat rides my husband is my idol he is a retired marine he rocks
JrdodgeI have lots to share about myself but I don't feel like writing a novel, so here's the basics.I'm an average guy, very shy at first. I'm a jeans and tee shirt type of guy who's marriage Is a story in it's self. I'm looking forward to meeting some people! BBQing with friends, Cold beer, Street rods, power boating, Camping, Fishing, Women, having a good time, trying new things, making new friends, flirting, Nascar, Growing and smoking weed (it's legal here now!) Music and more! Ask me anything if your curious. My Mom and Dad, thinking... Horror, fantasy,comedies, action, adult, science fiction.
Dino OsaurusI'm new to fubar and still learning my way around. I like to share funny pics and things and joke around with friends and family.
My dog's name is Toast, and he's an Australian Cattle Dog. He likes bacon and french fries and tennis balls and frisbee. His farts reek(not that you needed to know that!), but he doesn't rub his bum on the carpet much. He is AWESOME!!
I'm a scorpio by sign, and horny by nature(not that you needed to know that either, unless you are female and wanna chat wink wink). I'll look at your cleavage if its on the internet. I wont troll your comments begging for mutual whack action. I know its a waste of time, so I will let the ladies come to me if they are interested.
I like to pee in the forest, and crap at home. Bears don't share toilet paper, and trees don't mind!! Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas