* Hey Babe, when was the last time you had a really good sleigh?
* Care to see my twelve inch elf?
* I've got something special in the sack just for you!
* Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
* I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!
* Some of my favorite toys run on batteries....
* Interested in seeing the North Pole? (Well, that's what Mrs. Claus calls it...)
* I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
* Screw the "nice" list. I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!
* Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowl of jelly?
* I put the 'scroo' in 'scrooge!
* I've got something you can hang a wreath on!
* One hour with me honey and you'll see flyin' reindeer!
* That is NO candy cane in my pocket, and I'm glad to see you.
* Uh-yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers.
* I got your stocking stuffer right here!
* Giddy-up over here and say 'Howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!
