SENIORS ARE THE LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS:
HEARING AIDS--BAND AIDS--ROLL
AIDS--WALKING AIDS--
MEDICAL AIDS--GOVERNMENT AIDS--.
MOST OF ALL MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS.
THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST.
I CANNOT SEE---I CANNOT PEE--I CANNOT SCREW --I CANNOT CHEW
MY MEMORY SHRINKS--MY HEARING STINKS.
NO SENSE OF SMELL--I LOOK LIKE HELL.
MY BODY IS DROOPING---GOT TROUBLE POOPING.
THE GOLDEN YEARSHAVE COME AT LAST.
THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS.
DARLIN MOTHER