Max Xapp's blog: "Sexual Fun"

Well, that sucks. (not litterally, cause that would be a good thing) My FWB Zoe has met a guy and decided to get married to him. Guess what that makes me. That's right a guy without a FWB. I've been without sex for a few months now. That's just not right. Help?

I've always half wondered what that meant. I mean, I've seen the Peter North films and figured, "wow, that guy is talented." Well, the other night I was playing around and playing around and playing around some more. I decided it was time to finish off, and when I did, it nearly put old Peter to shame. I should have video taped it.

I've been all over the internet looking for a little lust. I sure hope it happens soon. Me and my digits are getting board..