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In the morning, do you:
Skip breakfast
Eat a light snack
Enjoy a hearty meal
In life, if your opportunites are few, you have no one to blame but yourself.
Yes
No
Choose one: Costco Safeway Whole Foods The corner market
You just won $100 million (after taxes) in the lottery. How do you spend it and what is the first thing you buy?
Most people would say you enjoy being at the center of attention.
Yes
No
List three words your closest friends would use to describe you:
Which best describes your feelings about kids?
I love kids and they love me
I can handle them in small doses
Children should be seen and not heard
It’s Saturday night and you have no plans. What are you most likely to do?
Sit at home and watch TV by yourself
Call everyone you know until you find someone to go out to dinner with you
Take a walk around your neighborhood and enjoy the free time
I always have plans on Saturday night
Choose the option that best describes you most of the time:
I enjoy starting things I enjoy finishing things
Do you smoke?
Yes
No
Only when I drink
Defamer is to Gawker as is to .
How frequently do you read your horoscope?
Every day
Usually once a week
Maybe once a month
Never
Do you believe in god or some other form of higher power?
Yes
No
I don’t know
List two movies from your all-time Top 10 list:
What is the next number in the series 20, 23, 28, 14, 17, 22, 11?
12
14
15
16
17
How important is sex to you in a relationship?
It’s the most important part
It’s very important, but other things usually come first
It ebbs and flows for me
It’s not that important to me
Choose the option that best describes you most of the time:
I rely on past experiences I rely on hunches
You enjoy the opportunity to challenge tradition, to cause a change in something.
Yes
No
Name one gay stereotype you think you live up to:
Name one gay stereotype you think you debunk:
You almost always like to have some kind of noise on in the background, either from a radio or television.
Yes
No
Choose one: Early bird Night owl
Hyphy is to Oakland as is to .
See a penny, pick it up, and:
All day long you'll have good luck
You're a penny richer
You've just wasted valuable time for nothing
You better wash your hands as soon as you can
Which actor would play you in the independent film version of your life?
Owning a home is an important goal for you.
Yes
No
I already own a home
How many glasses of water do you drink a day?
0-2
3-5
6-8+
What is your definition of maturity?
Choose one: Doonesbury Garfield Life in Hell Peanuts
Your desk or workbench is usually neat and orderly.
Yes
No
Choose the option that best describes you most of the time:
I talk more than I listen I listen more than I talk
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