1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you
out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself
in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my
nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but
beauty's only a light switch away.
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can
make yer bed-rock.
9) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I
think he went into this cheap motel room.
10) Yer eyes are blue as winder cleaner.
11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin
sleep til afternoon.
And.... The best for last!
12) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think
of it my nuts tighten up .
