A Shave and a Shine...
A man walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair
and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."
The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old
straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most
beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began
to shine his shoes.
The man said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some
time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.
The man said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay
you the difference."
She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
