Eternal Immortal No One's blog: "SHORT STORIES"

New Rule: For all you fubarians and myspacers; make a smaller profile. Stop putting all the add-ons like music videos in the About Me sections. About Me should tell who you are. For Christ's sake people, these huge ass profiles are taking up 4 gazillion megabytes of my hard drive and making my computer jump off the desk and give me the finger as it strides out the front door. I mean, come on...15 minutes on DSL to load a page just so we can see if they're gonna show the oobies!

Come on people, get a real life why dontcha! Seems I sent out an email called "VIRUS ALERT", about a funny virus that is only a joke. Damn! Now I see it posted on here in the bulletins.... Be for real people of cherrytap. Get your own material. What comes from the morbid mind of those of us who are in the know should stay between so-called friends. Or at least just keep it between the emails to your friends. For Christ's sake, do I have to open the Karnal Kollege of Uncle Rob's Knowledge just to edumacate you'ins. Guess it's true what they say you know; "Rednecks is weird peoples." They have nothing better to do but sit in front of this screen all day looking for ways to fuck up peoples lives. Hahahahahaha. Anyway, any of you dumbasses wanna enroll in Life 101, gimme a buzz. I'll show you things that will make your hair fall out. Your screams will be legendary, even in Hell!!!!! Uncle Rob