Background info: I own a Q36 space modulator
Signature Evil Scheme: I plan to overtake all the marble companies of the world, kidnap all their marbles, load up the Q36, modulate to the Earth's outer atmosphere and release all the marbles. It will rain marbles, then no one will be able to walk because of all the marbles on the ground and I will sit back and laugh at how silly everyone looks. I will render the world powerless to help themselves... mmwwwaaaahhhaaahhh!!! I shall be called MARBLE MAYHEM!!!
this part you have to read really fast:
*this signature evil scheme is patented. It is a federal offence to utilize the ideas herein for any purpose. Ideas are subject to change, void where prohibited, and if I'm gonna keep using the word 'modulate' I really need to look it up.
And that's what it's all about *clap, clap*