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>"If we ever forget that we're One Nation under God then we will be a
Nation
>gone under"...Ronald Reagan
>
>"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand in the night to
do
>violence to those who would do us harm"...George Orwell
>
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>
>
>*25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
>*01. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. *
>*02. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. *
>*03. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. *
>*04. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed. *
>*05. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. *
>*06. You watch the Weather Channel. *
>*07. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break
up." *
>*08. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. *
>*09. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." *
>*10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
door
>won't turn down the stereo. *
>*11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. *
>*12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. *
>*13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. *
>*14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. *
>*15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. *
>*16. You take naps. *
>*17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.*
>*18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather
>than settle, your stomach. *
>*19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
and
>pregnancy tests. *
>*20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit." *
>*21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. *
>*22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
to
>drink that much again." *
>*23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work. *
>*24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. *
>*25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
>instead of asking "Oh shit who's is it?" *
>*Bonus:*
>*26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
>doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.
Then
>you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy
it &
>do the same*