MOUTHOLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice?
the stuff they use at Olive Garden, or no salad dressing (salt and pepper)
What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
damn sparky.. prolly taco bell
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Aladdins Palace, Olive Garden
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
Usually a good tip, depending on how much money i have, and the service and quality of the food
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
the good nachos
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
pepperoni, mushrooms, and olives
What do you like to put on your toast?
butter, or apple butter
What is your favorite type of gum?
cimmanon
TECHNOLOGY
Number of contacts in your cell phone?
80
Number of friend on your myspace?
106
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
My son and I on halloween
How many televisions are in your house?
1
BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Righ handed.
Do you like your smile?
i suppose
What's your best feature?
my personality
Have you ever had any piercings poked into your body?
many a piercing has poked into my body
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
touch
When was the last time you had a cavity?
before my adult teeth came in
What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
case of jumbo meat at work
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
yes
BULL[SHIT]OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
fuck no
Is love real?
course
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
i dont think i would change my name
What color do you think looks best on you?
Black
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
yes
Have you ever saved someone's life?
possibly
Has someone ever saved yours?
yes
DAREOLOGY
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
hells yeah
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
indeed
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
no
If GoofyAuctions.com offered you $1,000 would you get your nipples pierced?
yep
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
for sure
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Yes.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
no
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
Yes.
DUMBOLOGY
What is in your left pocket?
no pockets
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
still have no desire to watch that movie
Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
carrpet
Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I stand but have been known to sit
Could you live with roommates?
sure
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
one somewhere
Where were you born?
texas
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
had to talk to em at work the other day
What do you want to be when you grow up?
a better person
Who is number 1 on your top 8?
my son
LASTOLOGY
Friend you talked to?
steve
Last person you called?
paul
Person you hugged?
steve
FAVORITOLOGY
Number?
27, 36, 69
Color?
black
Season?
summer
CURRENTOLOGY
Mood?
moody
Listening to?
nothing
Watching?
the monitor
Worrying about?
job, money, future, whats best for my son
RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning?
home from work
What can you not wait to do?
i dunno
What's the last movie you saw?
300
Do you smile often?
yeah
Are you a friendly person?
most of the time
Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
continue looking at stuff online/myspace
