Let's start with the easy ones:
1. Breasts
2. Boobs
3. Mammory Glands
4. Boobies
5. Tits
Some food-related names:
6. Fiery Biscuits (really!?)
7. Melons
8. Baps
9. Coconuts
10. Yorkshire Puddings
11. Bangers
12. Cream Pies
13. Iced Gems
14. Bacon Hangers (our little minds can't even)
15. Chips and Dips
16. Fried Eggs
17. Cantaloupes
Milky vibes:
18. 'She drank her school milk'
19. Milk Monsters
20. Milkers
Random celebrity names:
21. Brad Pitts
22. Danny Devitos
23. The Twins
24. Minnie and Mickey
25. Phil and Lil
26. Mary-Kate and Ashley
27. The Mitchell Brothers
28. Pinky and Perky
29. Ant and Dec (apparently!)
30. Mario and Luigi
All the animals:
31. Puppies
32. Snuggle pups
33. Cat Flaps
34. Wattdogs
35. Udders
36. Spaniel's Ears
37. Mosquito Bites
Cute names:
38. Noogies
39. Babs
40. Lills
41. 'The Girls'
42. Buds
43. Bips
Pretty much everything else:
44. Norks
45. Chebs
46. Maracas
47. Slammers
48. Tig Ol Bitties
49. Chebblies
50. Wabs
51. Funbags
52. Chesticles
53. Jugs
54. Waps
55. Tatas
56. Bazoombas
57. Breasticles
58. Bazookas
59. Mammeries
60. Bristol Cities
61. Cha-chas
62. Bosoms
63. Jubblies
64. Charlies
65. Juganauts
66. Peaks
67. Knockers
68. Rack
69. Shelf
70. Dongles
71. Nunga Nungas
72. Wangers
73. Swingers
74. Air-bags
75. Tatty Bo Jangles
76. Honker Honkers
77. Cans
78. Babylons
79. Bubbalas
80. Nipple Holsters
81. Life Savers
82. Buoyancy aids
83. Orbs
84. Bongos
85. Watties
86. Bouncers
87. Wagons
88. Globes
89. Shoulder Boulders
90. Hooters
91. Muchachas
92. Titties
93. Man boobs
94. Fleshy Mounds
95. Upper Bollocks
96. TB's (Top Bollocks)
97. Dirty Pillows
98. Naughty Pillows
99. Two old socks
100. Aspirin on an Ironing Board
101. Mud Flaps
and for their holders
lol
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Over the shoulder Boulder holder
Knocker locker
Ballon Cocoon
tit sling
booby trap
chest basket
hooter holder
titty cage
upper decker flopper stopper
boobie basket
Bra
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Booby Traps
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Brassiere
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The Hotter Harness
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Over-the-Shoulder Boulder Holder
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The Rack Pack
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Double-Barreled Booby Holsters
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The Chest Rest
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Upper-Decker Flopper-Stopper
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Nipple Knapsacks
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Just thought you might get a laugh and if you have a funny story or a funny name comment below