because my dog decided to sit on my face and star longingly out the window.
So I push the PitButt off my facial area and let both dogs out to go to the bathroom then promptly turn around to get some tea...woke up face down on the livingroom floor with the dogs licking me about 10 minutes later.
I have no clue what that was all about about. I'm hoping it had something to do with being half asleep and the cold night air hitting me after leaving my warm bed. Either that or cancer is attacking my brain. I'm hoping it was the air.
I never really liked air.
It's always blowing me in public like a drunken promp date.
Now I lay me down to sleep, stop by my window and take a peep. If I should rise before I wake, hop on top and ride my steak.
That's not a bad little perverted rhyme for a quarter till 5am. Yay me.
-Robert
