Making it to 50
My goalpost every decade that has passed
Just make it to 50
A voice in my head
Get to where sex is no longer a dire priority
No one will want you when you are 50
And when you are 50 you will FINALLY
Be considered old
Not prey
I don't LOOK 50 but I am
So when youngsters hit on me
It is funny to watch their face when I say
I am 50
Once you are 50 you are no longer even a MILF
My self imposed celibacy has given me many gifts
Foremost being a gleeful embrace of age
Instead of a desperate clinging to my youth
Which some have....but I don't get
Maybe because my goal as a youth
Was to make it to 50