So I was just thinkin' while I was takin' a crap, and thought about all those nasty fux who get into "child pornography". So I thought of a solution, so they wouldn't have to go to that jail 4real. All they'd really have to do is get a hold of a really young lookin' midget and dress em all up like a kid and plug the fuck away! I mean it's just that simple. Substancially this method is way more logical and economic than the hey lets fuck ole' 10 year old billy in the asshole and get raped behind bars by Tyrone.