3 vampires walk into a bar...the first one orders a glass of blood and the bar tender said "coming right up." Then the 2nd vampire orders a glass of blood...the bar tender replies the same as before...then the 3rd vampire goes up to the bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender asks "don't you want a glass of blood?" the vampire looked at him and then pulled out a used tampon and said "nope...tea time."
