Here are some things to offend everyone.
WHAT DO YOU CALL 2 MEXICANS PLAYING BASKETBALL??
JUAN ON JUAN.
WHAT IS A YANKEE??
THE SAME AS A QUICKIE, BUT A GUY CAN DO IT ALONE.
wHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER??
THE POSITION OF THE DIRT BAG
WHY IS DIVORCE SO EXPENSIVE??
BECAUSE ITS WORTH IT
WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY BENDS OVER??
DOUGHNUTS
WHY IS AIR A LOT LIKE SEX??
BECAUSE ITS NO BIG DEAL UNLESS UR NOT GETTING ANY.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SMART BLONDE??
A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
WAHT DO ATTORNEYS USE FOR BIRTHCONTROL???
THERE PERSONALITY
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A G/F AND A WIFE??
ABOUT 45 LBS
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BWRWEEN A B/F AND HUSBAND??
ABOUT 45 MINUTES
WHATS THE FASTEST WAY TO A MANS HEART???
THROUGH HIS CHEST WITH A SHARP KNIFE
WHY OD MEN WANT TO MARRY VIRGINS??
THEY CANT STAND CRITICISM
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NEW HUSBAND AND A NEW DOG??
AFTER A YEAR THE DOG IS STILL HAPPY TO SEE YOU
WHAT MAKES MEN CHASE WOMEN THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF MARRYING??
THE SAME REASON DOGS CHASE CARS THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF DRIVING.
WHY DOES MIKE TYSON CRY DURING SEX??
MACE WILL DO THAT TO YOU
WHY DID OJ SIMPSON MOVE TO ARKANSAS??
EVERYONE HAS THE SAME DNA
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN AN ITALIAN HAS ONE ARM SHORTER THAN THE OTHER???
A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT
WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN THE FLAG AT THE POST OFFICE IS FLYING AT HALF-MAST???
THERE HIRING
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A NORTHERN ZOO???
A SHOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE FRONT OF THE CAGE ALONG WITH "RECIPE"
