exclamations
well knock me down and steal muh
teeth
well butter my butt and call me
biscuit
ahm fixin ta do that
threats
ill slap you so hard when you wake
up your clothes with be outta style
this ll jar your preserves
dont you makein me open
a can o' whoop-ass on ya
compliments
cute as a sack full of puppies
if things get any better i may have to
hire someone to help enjoy it
gooder than grits
the weather
its so dry the trees are bribing the
dogs
it been hotter'n a goats butt
in a pepper patch
wintery roads are said to be
slicker than otter snot
descriptions
a bothersome person is
like a booger that you cant thump
off
when somthing is bad then you say
that ain't no count
if something is hard to do it's
like trying to herd cats'
he ran like his feet was on fire
and his butt was catchin
insults
she uglier than homemade soap'
your momma's so fat
when she stepped up on the scale to be
weighed
it said to be continued
he fell out of the ugly tree and hit
every branch on the way down
uglier than a lard bucket full of
armpits
the wheels still turning but the
hamster dead
any insulting statement is always
followed by bless his/her hart '' like
she's dumber than a door knob
bless her heart
