Good Morning and hey there how ya doing? Oh this has to be a find. I mean it’s a find for we men… It’s located under the Tab “ ALSO on MSN left hand side of the msn home page. The little blurb and I say little because of all the people this will reach most of them are women and they are going to say…OK Tim Taylor of Home Improvement time to visit Ms Prudie’s school of soft knocks. The article headline is: “10 Numbers every man should have on speed dial” however I do agree with some and those I will boldly highlight or * in front of and back for those fields that do not take highlighted print well.
*(1) U.S. Department of State Bureau of Consular Affairs' Overseas Citizens Services* ( I agree) we American men sometimes feel the world is our playground, perhaps at home sometimes…overseas and abroad watch your butt! Or a butt one one’s choice which also could get you into another kind of trouble, so keep butt watching to a minimum or learn the not so subtle technique, but Their case officers can assist in handling robberies, medical emergencies, missing passports, and pretty much any other sort of calamity that could ruin a family vacation. 202-501-4444 so remember that if you are going abroad…
(2) Weber Grill-Line, ok…. I do not agree… if you can’t grill by the time you are 16 marry a cook and learn from her, ok although I do not promote gay marriage I have to say some of the best chefs in the world bat from the wrong side of the plate…So perhaps Weber Grill line may help those who just want to be themselves and listen to no other… MAN-UP! Just kidding..
*(3) Language Line Services* ….(I couldn’t agree more!) This number offers 24-7 emergency translations of more than 170 languages from Icelandic to Urdu to Fukienese (say it out loud). We men have a hard enough time understanding women and the subtle hints you give us…Clamming up, taking that favorite pot upside the head, Thinking “What-ever and do what you want” Mean we have your approval. Yeah…take this number down quickly men! 800-752-6096
(4) 411-SONG…. Please! If you can’t sing by 12 years old puberty is going to not cure you. Frogs jump up to get beat down… learn it! We think because we can sing along with the radio we are the next Barry White… Try Barry I have no Tune…
(5) GOOG-411…. Could help I use Google all the time but calling them is just going to piss them off… let your fingers do the talking…
*(6) 800-TAXI-CAB*… (I agree only because we do not take directions well) Just how many times have you rode with a man and they know exacally where they are going, even though the quickest wat was 12 hours out of the way…
The name and number say it all. This taxi referral service will hook you up with a local independently owned cab company in any metro area in the country, as well as some very nonmetro areas. Also offers limo services and airport shuttles. 800-829-4222 *(7) In Case of Emergency*…. ( I agree great number can save many lives)
Started by paramedics in 2005, the ICE program is an effort to get people to list their emergency contacts in their phone under the label ICE. Then, if you're in an accident, police or hospital staff can use your cell phone to notify your family or friends quickly. Simply input the phone numbers and store them as "ICE-wife," "ICE-dad," "ICE-daughter," etc. Some people also put a small red sticker on their phone to let emergency services know it contains ICE numbers.
(8) EZLinks (I don’t agree)… be adventurist learn to have fun where ever you are by stumbling into some place, do not take the advice from guys you do not know, one man’s Golf Heaven is another man’s golf Hell so You do not get this number…Ha!
(9) Hotels.com (I do not agree) read number 8 and substitute Hotel for Golf
(10) Les Concierges ….. Please! You lazy brat… I am just putting their info down because… I have no clue but this is why many marriage fail give more then 10% back to your wife and family do not allow another to do your job… here is their number and little ditty they can help with If you've got the scratch, opt for one phone number to rule them all: For between $295 and $795 a month, depending on your service level, a Les Concierges 24-hour personal concierge team member will shorten your list of to-dos to "pick up the kids" and "kiss the wife." Your over-the-phone assistant can set up Super Bowl trips, reserve squash courts, score hard-to-get reservations at exclusive restaurants, throw an impromptu cocktail party, name your new dog, and phone in excuses to your mother-in-law. 415-905-6082
Now I know there are way , way more important numbers we men should have on speed dial… how about 1800-I Apologize or 1-800 What can I help you with and Lastly 1-800 I understand and you have every right to feel that way. Now those three numbers sound like the wimp way to survival of the fittest well, perhaps but using honey to attrack works better then a Baseball bat… Have a wonderful day… Weber Grill line? Come on!!!
A huge hug and assorted pats
Mart
