In the Stock Market today,
Helium was up,
Feathers were down, and paper was stationery.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Fluorescent tubes were down in light trading.
Light switches were off.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows were steered into a bull market.
Pencils were down a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators were up.
Escalators experienced a slight decline.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Pain relievers soared. (Sore)
Diapers were unchanged.
The major shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
Prunes plum-meted.
Coca Cola was pop-ular amongst traders.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at mid-day.
Balloon prices were inflated.
There was heavy trading in metals, ... and the bottom fell out of disposable diapers.
