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Sharkfin's blog: "Chaos"

created on 10/03/2006  |  http://fubar.com/chaos/b9661

Stone Age...

Good morning. How are you today? Well it’s like a bad Geico commercial. The national association of Anthropology is trying to get its members, fellow Anthropologists are being instructed to not use the term Stone-Age when referring to people deemed living in such conditions. Yeah… ok.. like I said it’s a bad Geico commercial. Can’t call them old culture, can’t do much of anything now days that it does not piss someone off or get you in a situation of being sued! Daylight sayings time has came and the world did not stop turning. Bonnie feared the alarm clock to not go off this morning, so much so that she actually set another alarm clock to go off in the bathroom attached to the master bedroom to go off ten minutes after the original alarm clock was to go off. Well, that’s all good and all if you actually set the original clock to actually go off!...Oh, oh and the extra alarm clock?..Well just so happens that clock was not changed so it was one hour later so she would have gotten up an hour later even so. But, I woke up early enough to have no use for either. Who in the hell puts these weird ass scares into people? I mean come on.. The world will not stop turning because daylight savings time happened three weeks early this year. Enough on urban legends… Well my dear friend Dee is leading the Coloma Nags league nice job dear. She is 3 points ahead of Mandy’s Mares and no doubt has filled her stables with Todd Pletcher Horses and must have his main Jockey too. Good job. I believe it is Pletchers year to shine and it seems most allowance races his colts are running in and winning. So my advice to those picking the next three horses is this. Make sure you have enough Pletcher ponies to finish out the race. Other then that. It is certainly anyones game going down to the wire. This week you may add three more so pick wisely grasshopper, old ancient Chinese proverb: Man who gets kicked in balls is left holding sack. OK……… where is the soap! Have a great Monday A huge hug and a little pat Marty
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