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Bored Guy's blog: "Rants"

created on 11/17/2006  |  http://fubar.com/rants/b25543

Stoplights

Ever run a stoplight? Ever wonder why? I'll tell you why, because the signal for stop is red and red is an angry color. Think about it, red is the color of anger, rage, and you see it on lingerie all the time(if you see red lingerie you sure as hell won't be stopping), so why make it a signal for stop. I run stop lights all the time because every time I see one I get pissed off because I'm not getting laid at the time, and it ain't easy explaining to the 5-0 why your pissed off with a hard on. So the next time you see a red stoplight, think on the first thing that comes to mind, and then act on it. Maybe the signal for stop should be purple or something.
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