Blame mikeninja for this one. I do. :)
1. If you were to be stranded on a planet inhabited by giant lobster-like beings, and could only bring one type of fruit, what type would you bring?
Apples. They hold up the best. And they can be thrown.
2. What kind of insect would you prefer to eat with your breakfast cereal?
Ants. Something small. The little kinds, where there wouldn't be a lot of taste.
3. When angels dance on the head of a pin, what kind of dance do they perform?
The limbo, of course!
Nah, probably not, if they're angels. *sigh* Foxtrot.
4. What would you wear to an exhibition of invisible man-eating zombie llamas?
A shotgun. Always prepared in case of zombie attack!
5. If a tree falls in the forest and claps one hand, what colour is the sound that is produced?
Purple.
6. How many eggs make up a pound?
Let's stack 'em and see! Oh, wait...
7. What colour of nail polish would be the best to wear when invoking a goddess to rescue you from a colony of man-eating mountain monks?
Pink. Pink is the ultimate color of femininity.
8. How much more ridiculous can these questions possibly become?
Probably a great deal!
9. If you were going to hold a dinner party for five deities, which deities would you invite, and what kind of pasta would you serve?
Demeter, Athena, Artemis, Dionysus, and Hermes. Spaghetti 'cuz I don't really make other kinds of pasta.
10. How many pairs of shoes does the average necromancer keep in his wardrobe?
Well, let's say he's a guy, so three. Sneakers, dress shoes, and boots.
11. If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, how many fig bars would you eat?
None. I don't like fig bars. I have TRIED to like fig bars, because they're cookie goodness yet good for you. But nope. Don't like 'em. And don't really need the "good for you" part if I'm dying tomorrow.
12. What song would you sing to a winged demon who had just arrived in this dimension during a rip in the fabric of space-time?
Rainbow Connection from the Muppet Movie. Who doesn't like Kermit?
13. If you were to decorate a torture chamber, what sort of wallpaper would you use?
Yellow. Yellow wallpaper. Designed to make anyone go nuts, isn't it?
