Living in what you may call the suburbs, I don't really see a lot of women with breast implants.
At least… not in my everyday life.
When I go to clubs, however, I see them a lot, and yes, I can usually tell the difference. If there is one skill in life that I have somehow managed to ascertain, it is the innate ability to tell whether a pair of boobs are spun by nature, or carved by Dr. Steinberg of Beverly Hills.
Okay, I'm sure other people have blogged about this subject before, but unlike them, I'm not trying to find a quick cure for insomnia. What I am trying to do, for the most part, is to try and point out, that as a man, we absolutely detest breast implants. And yes, since I am a guy, and I know how most other guy's think, I know what I'm talking about. But truthfully, I think most women who get implants already know this little factoid. They pretty much know that the opposite sex would rather be holding a pair of legitimate titties, than ones of the silicone variety. That's why they try and play off whether or not they've had implants for as long as humanly possible. Sooner or later, though, once an experienced breast connoisseur such as myself gets a hold of them, or even a really good look at em', the jig is usually up. But by then, though, what man in their right mind is going to put his clothes back on, and leave because the knockers aren't real? I know I aint going nowhere! But hey, odds are, I won't be making a return trip back to her bedroom anytime soon. I don't like being deceived!
Women get implants because they need a self-esteem boost in the worst way. Period. There is no medical reason to get them(besides Cancer survivors), unlike having a reduction, which is usually done to alleviate back problems. However, seriously, if you need to undergo serious cosmetic surgery in order to feel better about yourself, than there is much bigger problem with you that Dr. Steinberg can't cure. Wanting implants is a symptom to a larger dilemma, than probably won't feaster it's ugly head until after you've gotten the cancer bags shoved in your chest cavity. Look, I understand that if you were born with A-Cups, that you might feel inferior to better-endowed women. I get that. I understand it's probably not easy on the old self-worth to get made fun of for being a charter member of the itty-bitty-titty-committee, or get dumped every time a pair of 38 D's get shoved in your boyfriend's grill. But hey, at least what little that you have, is real, and surprisingly enough, because they are, it makes them better than a pair gigantic fake ones in most men's minds. The only thing is, for some dude's, they can't tell right away if what they're seeing is fool's gold or not. Because in all honesty, if God made anything better than a pair of real 40 DD's, he'd of kept it for himself!
I've also noticed that most women who do get implants use their bodies in some way as a means to make a living. Whether it be modeling, stripping, acting, hooking, whatever. As a businessman, and to play Devil's advocate, I can totally understand that. You have to market yourself in order to put as many Benjamin's in your pocket as possible, and if that means getting some bigger boobs, then it's an investment. Heck, if I owned a strip club, I don't care who made the titties, as long as they are big, I'm hiring your ass, ASAP. As would most strip bar owners!
The point of all this is, to just be happy with what you have, and know that because what you do is legitimate, it means more to most people than otherwise. As far as I'm concerned, a woman with fake 38 DD breasts is like the same thing as a baseball player who's on steroids. All their statistics and accomplishments are bogus, and what you're seeing is totally unreal. Then again, people like to be lied to, so maybe I'm in the minority on this subject.
In conclusion, Ladies, please don't get fake boobies. They are unnecessary for the most part, a potential health hazard, and yeah, they don't taste as good as normal ones!
