<1. What is your favorite color AND why?>
blue.. because iunno just because.
<2. Do you have a secret fetish that no one knows about?>
nope
<3. If you could change one thing about your family what would it be>
im not sure there's anything i could change
<4. If you could have one magical power what would it be>
the power to Freeze
<5. If you could go back in time to another period what would it be and why?>
um not sure
1) What's your name?
Crystal
2) How old are you?
22
3) What are two random 1-digit numbers that come to your mind?
2 and 5
4) How much money do you get for an allowance?
i dont have allowance
5) What's your favorite TV show?
One Tree hill, The OC, Charmed, Gilmore girls, and Veronica Mars.. oo and wildfire
6) How many times have you moved in your lifetime?
alot
7) What's your favorite store?
i dont know
8) Which is more important- life, liberty or the pursuit of happiness?
pursuit of happiness
9) Do you know of a middle school with the initials PMS?
putnam middle school
10) How many pets do you have?
zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeero
11) How many bfs or gfs have you ever had?
1 that counts
12) What state comes to mind when you hear the word "choo choo"?
the state of childishness
13) How was your day today?
it was good.. i stayed in all day
14) How many people do you know that had their house catch on fire?
um none that i can think of
15) How much time do you spend on the internet a week?
way to much
16) What do you consider the chances of finding $20 on the side of the road?
not good
17) What do you consider the chances of returning $20 found on the side of the road?
not good
18) Does this survey interest you?
no
19) How many times have you gone to the bathroom today?
twice
20) Time to take a break. What are you going to do after this is saved to your diary?
i have no plans of putting this in a diary
21) Why are you trying to complete this survey?
boredum
22) How many movies have you seen within the last week?
a shit load
23) What about the last month?
haha four times as much as last week lol
24) What did you eat for lunch today?
pizza
25) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck, would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
26) Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways?
because that's what our dumb society came up with.
28) Do ads annoy you?
sometimes.. unless i get to shoot at ducks!!! or swat mosquitos
29) Where is the nearest bathroom from where you are now?
uh the door to the bathroom is approx.. ten feet away from the foot of my bed
30) What is the longest word you know of?
uh lets see if i can spell this right..
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis know what's crazy? i can pronounce AND define that word lol
31) What is your favorite phrase about annoying guests? i dont have one
32) What was your first word as a baby?
stop it
33)***Women: Do you feel crappy today?
not at the moment
34) True or false-
uh False?
35) Do you like shopping?
no
36) What are you listening to? Fuck ya man by Tila Tequila
37) Do you know your fastest GWAM (Gross Words a Minute), or the number of words per minute (4 U idiots)?
maybe
38) Well, do tell us what it is:
about 90
39) Are you gay/a lesibian?
im not gay and im not sure what a lesibian is..
40) How many gay/lesbian friends do you have?
a few
41) You like to write in your diary?
dont have one
42) You have a Neopet?
lol yes
43) There are aliens under your bed?
if there are they needa come save me from the humans
44) You see dead people?
on tv.. alot... i mean i do watch charmed
45) You've seen the movie about the kid that sees dead people?
lol are you talking about sixth sense? yes
46) Your back itches?
no
47) The thing your sitting on is a chair?
nope
48) You can think of a real word that rhymes with orange?
borange
49) Any of your best friends has called you bitchy during your friendship with them?
ha you'd have a harder time finding one that hasnt called me bitchy
50) There is something stuck to your booty?
nope
51) Your parents annoy you?
yep
52) The thing that annoys you the most involves sound?
yes
53) The word vicious describes you?
at times
54) You have siblings?
yeah
55) You can count on everyone in your family?
no
56) You like the color brown?
no
57) Things from the early 1900's interest you?
not really
58) The best music is country music?
no
59) There is a little dog telling you what to do?
no
60) You know all of your friend's phone numbers?
uh no but i have them all in one phone or another.
61) Green tea is yummy?
barf me
62) You're popular?
i know alotta people.. and alotta people know me..
63) You're a pervert?
nope. but majority of my friends are
64) Vivacious describes you?
um i can be
65) Gambling is a problem for you?
no
67) The word death scares you?
why would a word scare me
68) There is a window nearby?
yea
69) Something doesn't seem right to you?
paranoid much?
69) You immediately noticed that there is no 66, but two 69's on this thing?
nope didnt notice it till u said so
70) <-- Your youngest grandparent is probably older than this?
nope not even close she's 58
71) Your kitchen floor is tiled white and black?
no
72) Puberty is a scary thing?
no it wasnt
73) Skating is fun?
it used to be.. it still can be.. just now im afraid of falling
74) You barf a lot?
no
75) For some reason, you seem to feel snack deprived?
yea
76) You know what time you'll be up til tonight?
no
77) What is your favorite flower?
blue roses
78) You know what a Fuzzle and a Poogle are (and answering "true" to #42 helps)?
yes i know what fuzzle and a poogle are... and i didnt get question fourty two until this moment
79) These questions seem to be scrapping the bottom of the pudding cup?
huh
Now, what do these words and phrases remind you of:
81) Jingle Bells: christmas
82) Nuts: nutcracker on ice
83) Frank: sinatra
84) Bopples: apples
85) Farmer: dirt
86) Fairies: it's spelled wrong it's faeries lol
87) Gory Movies: chainsaw massacre
88) Buzz Lightyear: woody
89) Mimi: days of our lices
90) Zizzerzazzerzuzzr: scissors
91) Parking: car
92) Bald: shiny
93) Muck: dirt
94) Rolls: butter
95) Seal: trains
Back to the regular questions
96) Name the states you've lived in?
oklahoma, cali
97) What is your least favorite class?
history and or government
98) Where did you get that fabulous outfit you're wearing:
walmart?
99) What is the largest amount of money to much
100) Tap your finger on the screen of the computer?
no thanks
101) Do smudges on your computer screen annoy you?
yes which is why im not touching my screen
102) Where is the nearest ghetto house?
two blocks up twelveth
103) What is the last thing you ate/drank?
pizza and water
104) Where did Christmas come from?
i should totally have a kid and name it christmas so i can say i created christmas
105) Why do you celebrate Halloween?
because it's candy
106) What's country music?
the music they sing in the country iunno
107) Why is there a brain in your head if you don't use it?
i ask myself that question about you.
108) What is your "social class" in school?
not in school
109) Do dogs do the doo?
maybe.. but i dont think they do the dew
110) Can you shoot a gun well?
a water gun sure
111) How many times have you weighed yourself on the scale today?
i dont own a scale
112) Have you ever had an eating disorder?
no
113) Do you think you are depressed?
no
114) Type a sentence and don't use the backspace or anything:
Why is Matt asking me stupid questions?
115) Now count your mistakes:
0
116) Are you looking forward to tomorrow?
no
117) Why/why not?
wooooooork
118) What is the best thing about a sunny day?
nothing
119) What color is the shirt you're wearing now?
color?..hm.. clear!
120) What color are your pants?
soft blue
121) How much do you weigh?
118 last week
122) who are your friends, name them?
how about we dont and say we did
123) Do you hear the bells?
no
124) Whats your favorite song?
"Fuck ya man" by tila tequila
125) Do you believe in "best friends"?
eh something like that
126) Why do you or why do you not?
just do
127) What are some of your favorite words?
tard
128) What is your favorite inside joke?
ar ar.. woooo squish
129) Are you feeling itchy right now?
no
130) Name your favorite president?
lincoln
131) What profession would you want when you're older?
dont care
132) Do you like to lick things?
uh no not really
133) Can you make yourself barf?
no
134) Really?
really
135) What would you do if your name was Dick Ball?
make fun of myself lmao
136) How many times have you felt like beating the crap out of someone today?
none.. prolly because i havent come in contact with people until five minutes ago when someone called me.. i dont see this ending well.
137) How many illegal plants grow in your back yard?
0
138) Can I fix it?
if it's broken go for it
139) How close are you to a telephone?
it's touching me
Time Again for some True or False
140) You are in love?
false
141) You feel hated?
true
142) There is someone in your school that has commited a crime against you?
no
143) The next time you have a birthday will be in 2003?
... its 2007...
144) Everyone hates you?
um maybe
145) Women: You think little girls are sexy?
wtf??
147) There is weed in your backyard?
dont have a yard
148) You can spell dog 10 times fast without messing up?
lets find out.. dogdogdogdogdogdogdogodgdgodog nope sure cant
149) You live in a BIG mansion?
no
150) Good friends are hard to come by?
yep
151) Santa Claus is yo mama/yo daddy?
i guess you could say that
152) Strange animals piss in your backyard?
no yard
153) Ya got gas?
i want to the question up there that asked if i wanted to castrate anyone today.. well that's not what it said.. but still.
154) Yo mama jokes are amusing to you?
not really
155) You've had a dream where you killed your worst enemy?
no
156) Spiders scare you?
way more then scare.
157) A dog once bit you?
nope
158) You've never been to Florida?
um no
159) Bugs are fun to bake in the oven?
ew
160) Shopping is fun?
no
161) Cute dogs are fun?
not really
162) You believe in reincarnation?
uh maybe
163) One of the things you dislike is being questioned?
yep
164) Rainy days are cool?
they can be
165) What is your favorite thing to do on a Saturday?
lay in bed
166) What kind of computer operating system do you have?
xp
167) Who do you love?
very few
168) What is the longest you ever went out with anyone?
what does this question mean exactly?
169) How many days a week do you drink coke and pepsi?
0
170) Did you get to this point in the survey from #1?
unfortunately
171) What car do you want to drive?
.....
172) Does rap music offend you?
no
173) When you fight, what is the first thing you always do?
get mad
174) Can you turn people's sentences around to make them seem nasty?
no
175) How many times have you ever had lice?
0
177) How many times have you smacked your butt into someone?
54545641564645464 billion times
178) Can you tell us how many cigarettes you've ever smoked?
0
179) What is your view on "cussing"?
they are just words like any other words
180) What is the time where you are?
7:50pm and time for this damn thing to be over... geez
181) What is the longest you've ever slept w/o waking up?
10 hours
182) What is the lowest quiz grade you've ever gotten?
C
183) What do you hear outside?
nada
184) Name all of the ghetto swear words?
i dont know
185) What is your favorite line from a movie in the WORLD?
"He's not asking.. You're commander and Chief has issued a direct order!.. DO IT!" -Air Force One
and
"I am a princess. All girls are. Even if they live in tiny old attics. Even if they dress in rags, even if they aren't pretty, or smart, or young. They're still princesses. All of us. Didn't your father ever tell you that? Didn't he? " -A little Princess
186) Do you like to party?
not really
187) What happens when you get really mad?
it depends..
188) What spending problem, if any, do you have?
i spend to much on dumb stuff
189) What is the worst thing you've ever done?
oh i don tknow
Time for the segment of the survey that asks (drum roll) "Which is better?"
190) Bikini or tankini?
bikini
191) The word booty or the word buttocks?
Booty
192) Chocolate or vanilla?
Vanilla
193) Monkeys or baboons?
Monkeys
194) Vanilla Ice or Ice Cube?
Ice Cube
195) Rock or country?
country
196) Cartoons or news?
cartoons
197) Assignments or Assassinators?
Assasinators
198) First or second?
First
199) Blood or guts?
Blood
200) cheez doodles: crunchy or not?
wtf is cheez doodles?